Voted best in category in the Users' Choice awards.
You know, we've been calling it Chaos Vegas, but it's really more like if the Dark Web was a physical location you went to.
I'm well aware. But that's the term we're using so I'm rolling with it.

The gist of it is that this is a matter to me not just of frugality but who that spending empowers. If we were spending it anywhere in the Empire, Karaz Ankor ,etc I could trust it would spend some time empowering allies, and most other places it wouldn't hurt, and might help the local region a bit, but here... odds are that money is not going to continue to good ends.

And yeah, "Yet you participate in society, curious!" is a joke of a meme for a reason, but we are looking at throwing around a fair chunk of change and have a lot more freedom in where it goes than most. And it's also how I, just personally, conceptualize Mathilde's workarounds for her Vow of Poverty: That her wealth goes on not merely for her own sake, but to strengthen the Empire and its allies. This, here, does not inherently do that, and is actively counter to that, unless the value of the items in question pull a lot of weight in overcoming the harm purchasing them caused.

I make no judgement against anyone who thinks otherwise, or finds it worth the price anyways, but this is my position.
 
how about Ratling Guns?
Yes we probably could, actually. Do you want to play with warpstone? No?
That's why we aren't making them. We didn't get a notification we could make them because there are many reasons why it's a bad idea to play with warpstone, and they require warpstone to function like most complex Skaven machines. That's not even touching on the political realities of doing it in a Kharak with Dwarf resources.
 
So, the chapter:

"Gabriella von Ernachthafen," he repeats, carefully scrawling runes with a quill. He looks you up and down. "Grey, Black, Thrall, or incognito?"

You blink at him. "Incognito," you say.

"Buying, selling, or both?"

"Buying."

"Have you brought any of the following goods to Uzkulak: bound Daemons, precious stones or metals from Nehekhara, any seed, bud, fruit, or cutting from Athel Loren, unshielded warpstone, spherical devices made of brass, Vampire body parts, any item created or possessed by the Skaven Clan Pestilens, gilded skulls made of black bone, anything from the Temple-City of Zlatlan, any mummified bodies of large, frog-like beings, unshielded wyrdstone, any kind of projectile capable of moving on its own, any of Kadon's Scrolls of Binding, golden whistles, instruments stringed with unicorn hair, keys made of crystal, or any sort of stone that glows with a green light?"

"No."

"Have you brought any slaves with you with any of the following qualities," he looks up at you, "well, do you have any slaves at all?"

"No."

The Dwarf scans down the page to the next section, and sighs before looking back up. "Gabriella von Ernachthafen from no organization in particular, welcome to Uzkulak,"
I am officially in love.

Next quest I definitely want to return here on official business and I'll be voting for whatever character creation options I deem to make it more likely.

@BoneyM How come assorted Chaos God artefacts of indiscernible function or something aren't among the listed items? Or do those invariably fall under the "bound demons" category?
When you exit Uzkulak, ensure that you are recorded by the attendent at that exit, or you may be incorrectly marked for death. Glory to Hashut."
Yep. Still in love.

You scramble for anything that's not your actual name or 'Grey'. "Gabriella," you land on. "Gabriella von, er, Nachthafen."
Not what I would have expected from an Intrigue 25(19) character with Advanced Infiltration skill who pretended to be a flowershop assistant for days without issue, but it increased that chapter section's delight by so much that I approve anyway.

"Grey, Black, Thrall, or incognito?"
I understand the last two, but the meaning of the first two eludes and intrigues me. Lady Magister Grey should know though, shouldn't she?

For some weird reason I was surprised by these two. Zombies being able to trade as opposed to just being entourage to higher undead is weird and interesting.
The Skaven I should have expected, but all the mentions of their hatred for each other made me think this wouldn't be the case. But of course you said even Karaz Ankor Dwarves would be welcome here if they made it close enough.
squabbling with an unimpressed-looking Dwarf
What kind of Dwarf? If not Dawi-Zarr, how was he dressed?
Stalls extend in all directions, many occupied and many not, and it seems like all one needs to do is pick an empty one and unload their goods onto a table to begin trying to convince someone to buy them. Every stall has a bell on one corner, and every so often the ring of a bell sounds and the crowd parts for what must be an Officiant with an abacus and a sack.
I assume that there are a few more organized vending locations further away from the main entrance where people with any clue whatsoever know how to find specific things and from where slaves go to all the haphazard stalls to buy and repackage everything they can find that belongs to certain categories.
the Skaven with scraps of cloths tied around their identifying insignia
I didn't understand the significance of this one.
What you mostly find is the counterfeit.
This increases my suspicions that the good stuff is being sold somewhere else. At the very least there's bound to be some scrupleless merchant group that just sits and pays the rents of Uzkulak while making tonnes of money by simply being better at buying and selling than, say, that Dark Elf Corsair.

Does Mathilde visit the Hall of Slaves?
I'll be withholding my vote because I don't want to impose this on anyone who isn't as comfortable as me when it comes to the depiction of fictional atrocity.

And now that I think about it, this puts a dampener on any BoneyM quest going for a continued non-violent interaction with Dawi-Zarr, especially on SV. He's to conscientious a writer to simply shove this kind of stuff behind the curtains to be glossed over and straddling the line of acceptability and not drawing in the wrong kind of reader in a quest where the MC resides in a slave state without rebelling in short order would be quite stressful for everyone involved.

Does Mathilde buy the barrels of salted meat using Borek's money?
I'm undecided, leaning towards yes.

Does Mathilde purchase the golden arm for 800 gold coins?
[ ] ARM: Yes
[ ] ARM: No

Does Mathilde purchase the Ghyran nut for 1000 gold coins?
[ ] NUT: Yes
[ ] NUT: No

Does Mathilde purchase the explorer's writings for 200 gold coins?
[ ] PAPERS: Yes
[ ] PAPERS: No
I don't really care about any of this stuff. Clearly the good stuff is not on display and available for clueless first time visitors. But I guess we have more money than we need and this stuff doesn't really go bad or anything. At the very least the seed might make for an acceptable souvenir for our girlfriend, though telling her how we got it might ruin the moot.


And that concludes the chapter. Cool stuff. Uzkulak both allows for quick and dirty interaction and has expansive world-building space and hooks to expand into if needed.

Thanks for the chapter, BoneyM!
 
Are you a Grey Magister, a legal user of Ulgu in the Empire, or a Black Magister, an illegal user of magic in the Empire.
There's a bit more to it than that. If you never went to the Colleges after discovering your magical talent, you're just a witch. A Black Magister is someone who received College training who has since gone rogue, be it by going Chaos, dabbling in Necromancy or otherwise engaging in matters the College doesn't want to endorse and can't just send you out into the Border Princes until people forget about you.
 
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[X] HALL: No
[X] MEAT: Yes
[X] ARM: Yes
[X] NUT: Yes
[X] PAPERS: Yes

We have money, might as well spend it on something truly unique and cool.
As for the slaves... we have our plate full with dwarven reclamation. It hurts your chances of surviving, either through rescue risk (when you do something about it) or sanity damage (when you don't).
 
"Have you brought any of the following goods to Uzkulak: bound Daemons, precious stones or metals from Nehekhara, any seed, bud, fruit, or cutting from Athel Loren, unshielded warpstone, spherical devices made of brass, Vampire body parts, any item created or possessed by the Skaven Clan Pestilens, gilded skulls made of black bone, anything from the Temple-City of Zlatlan, any mummified bodies of large, frog-like beings, unshielded wyrdstone, any kind of projectile capable of moving on its own, any of Kadon's Scrolls of Binding, golden whistles, instruments stringed with unicorn hair, keys made of crystal, or any sort of stone that glows with a green light?"
I'm amused that warpstone is on the list three times.

I think everything else else is a distinct category, even if there's some overlap? But warpstone is absolutely on the list under three different names.

I'm also amused to consider how they might react to someone producing a stone that glows green but isn't warpstone, but for some reason I don't think that comes up too often.
 
You know, I'm mildly curious what kind of slaves they would consider notable. He stopped himself after realizing that we clearly didn't have slaves, but there was going to be some kind of questioning there.
 
You know, I'm mildly curious what kind of slaves they would consider notable. He stopped himself after realizing that we clearly didn't have slaves, but there was going to be some kind of questioning there.
One of the options mentioned for what sort of wizard we were was 'Thrall', so presumably slaves capable of casting magic would be one such sort of notable. Another might be Darksouls.
 
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*hops into the thread, waving around with a link*

Kroq-Gar

Guys, guys you should totally buy that Golden Gaunlet! It is an Old One Artifact!

*Wonders how Kroq-Gar could have lost it* The Four Fingers did it for me. It would be an Artifact from Khemri if it had five, but Saurus Warriors only have four Fingers!

*Totally oblivious if this point has been raised before in the 50 something Pages since the Update*


[X] HALL: No
[X] MEAT: Yes
[X] ARM: YES
[X] NUT: Yes
[X] PAPERS: Yes
 
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I get the Impression, that this smirking Druchii Raider is actually the QM Ranald in disguise and he offers us Mathilde things from his bargain bin. :thonk:
 
So, as far as I can tell it seems like we're about to spend two thousand gold coins on magical curiosities. That's kinda crazy.

@BoneyM , can we at least try to haggle this nut-selling guy down to a more reasonable price with accusations of bringing a piece of the Athel Loren as contraband into the market?

Regardless of whether Mathilde knows that to be the case, she can accuse and see how he reacts.
 
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[X] HALL: No
[X] MEAT: Yes
[X] ARM: Yes
[X] NUT: Yes
[X] PAPERS: Yes

That explorer definitely deserves better than to have her life's work be just tossed into a forge for fuel, and it could contain some pretty useful information. It's also not very expensive.

The arm could be useful--perhaps for a research paper or two. If not, we can just melt it down for its value in gold, or sell it in Barak Varr, so it wouldn't be a huge loss if it turns out to not be worth the price.

The nut is a no-brainer. Not only is it undoubtedly worth a research paper (or several), it has the potential to be extremely useful in other ways. It would certainly be of great interest to Panaramia, and if she can't make sense of it, the Jade College would definitely want to get its hands on it.

Visiting the Hall of Slaves is tempting in some ways, but it's something that would absolutely hurt Mathilde and present her with extremely difficult choices that could traumatize her. Ultimately, we don't have the money to buy every sympathetic slave in there, and there will undoubtedly be many. Even the author of those papers would be a highly tempting path, but that would require visiting the Hall of Slaves, and that would be awful. And what if she's really expensive to buy?

The only way to make this side-trip worth it is to avoid the Hall of Slaves entirely, for Mathilde's sake, if not the Expedition's. Honestly, it's probably going to be difficult enough for Mathilde as it is, knowing she was that close to all of those slaves but choosing to ignore it. Seeing them up close, putting faces and memories of the slaves themselves to the idea, would be horribly traumatizing and would tempt her to do something extremely dangerous and suicidal.
 
OTOH, there are Vampires who openly visit Uzkulak and we're using a Sylvanian name.
I think 'native' Sylvanian names run more pseudo-Romanian or pseudo-Hungarian, Gabriella von Ernachthafen sounds more traditionally pseudo-Germanic- i.e. Reikspiel- to me. Chalk it up to mixed cultures and external ruling families and/or Reikspiel-ised placenames. Not that Bored Chaos Customs Dwarf cares.
 
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