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Honestly, next time I'll just take the orders as written and let you say to your new hire "oh hey I'd like your permission to reach into your living brain and tear chunks out if you bomb the interview, that cool? Just write a note to yourself, it'll be fine". It would be a super good idea to start putting yourself in the shoes of regular people and see if they'd react badly to the things you're saying.

Still reading through the excellent story, but this is gave me flashbacks to Knight's Quest on Spacebattles.

In that Quest, we were playing as a brave Knight of Bretonnia. In the course of our adventures, we befriended and bonded with a back of gigantic and fierce Winter Wolves. At one point we had the bright idea of ordering a new Winter Wolf from the northern wastes of Kislev, from a company of monster hunters. This would add fresh blood to the pack, and hopefully be larger and fiercer than its southerly cousins. The GM agreed to this.

Eventually it arrived, and proved to be the size of a griffin. At that point, we had the additional brilliant plan of wrestling the gigantic wolf, to assert our dominance over it, since we wrestled often with our own wolves. The GM agreed to this.

It bit our arm off and promptly ran away to the mountains. The GM laughed.
 
I'm not sure you want to be using the End Times as a positive example of anything.
It's just showing it can be used to do something, I've plenty of issues with the End times.
Even the Grand Theogynist used the very book we have to save the empire and didn't suddenly become corrupt, and we're not even planning on doing as much as him!
 
One could liken this to a computer program, which will not run correctly or may develop bugs if one has left ambiguities in the code. Except even CSS does not cause demonic snakes to try to eat your face when you mistakenly left a recursion error in one line of code.
I'm stealing this to sig it. Because it's a wonderful turn of phrase.
And yes, Bound Spells are a thing. Mathilde has even encountered such an item, on Turn 16.

As for Martial being higher than Intrigue, I find that an amusing side-effect of having been a spymaster in Stirland, and not dying.
 
Who said anything about sharing it.
Plenty of the greatest things in imperial magic come from some messed up sources.
The Luminarks of Hysh use a glass that seems to be made from warpstone to destroy the enemies of the empire.
In the End times Balthazar Felt created a giant shield around a portion of the empire based on something from a book of Nagash.

I don't want to use Dhar or any thing along those lines but Nagash was a genius and we can use this to get an understanding of magical theory most wizards never have a chance to.
Also talking about miscasts, our new belt is pretty much the best possible protection against that it would destroy and Dhar created as a result and possibly protect us from any effects.
If the result is fiery it protects from that too.
And even if it gets past that we have the seed.

Hell if using magic based on necromantic spells without Dhar was bad then we should still be a Journeyman because that matrix would be out of bounds.

Also how would they know we're not going to use Dhar.
No one, but I'm using it as an example and contrast to what would likely happen i.e they see it and have very pointed questions.

I don't actually care much about stuff the Empire has done or will do, that's on their head. The belt is certainly not going to protect her if there is a magical explosion in her face that picks her up and tosses her however far, or if it is just so powerful of a boom that it atomizes her ribs or whatever. It will burn off corruptive forces such as Dhar, so external Dhar is indeed much less of an issue.

But when you're generating the Dhar inside your own magic, or giving it a conduit from you to it through your magic that's bad sauce.

As for the Matrix that has no bearing because she took a look at a concept initially fueled by Dhar and then like a sensible person ripped all of that out and created a very similar idea in Ulgu entirely. I have exactly zero issue with this, and its actually very ironically funny.

For the Journeymanlings, they just have to be in sight and then (to use a previous example) watch as she pokes the winds with Ulgu and gets a result that isn't a gigantic miscast. Plus the boundary where Ulgu interfaces with the other Wind is almost certainly going to be Dhar, since that's basically the primary process in Dhar.
 
I don't think he was defeated. He was crying his eyes out because his Boar died.

Note the words "A large, blubbering orc being dragged away from the corpse of an enormous boar"
Ah well, he gets to join his piggy soon after.
The other is the language that Imperial-trained wizards use for their spellcasting, Linguae Praestantia, which was taught to the first Imperial wizards by Teclis of Ulthuan. It is essentially a dumbed-down version of the Asur's own magical language, Anoqeyån. This language itself a devolved version of that heard spoken by the High Elves when they met the Old Ones. The key factor in each of these languages is their immense complexity and specificity. Almost any thing, state, or process can be codified specifically, and this means one can construct watertight magical formulae without ambiguities, which are as dangerous in spell-casting as ambiguities in nuclear safety systems.

One could liken this to a computer program, which will not run correctly or may develop bugs if one has left ambiguities in the code. Except even CSS does not cause demonic snakes to try to eat your face when you mistakenly left a recursion error in one line of code.
So Imperial Wizards are using Javascript.
This explains much.
I imagine it's not a cheat code to High Magic, but I suspect it may be possible to use it to safely enchant effects 'Outside' our Wind by using the Liber Mortis as a reference tool and combining it with our enchanting skills, by way of using our Ulgu to siphon out the magic and then guide it in a desired shape.
Ulgu: "I'm pretending to be Ghyran!"
Snekjuice: "Okay, lets do Ghyran things."
Ulgu: *Sneaks off after tricking the juice into doing their work*
I wonder if would be possible to send a vial of our snake juice as well as an outline of our findings so far to Teclis.

If anyone in the entire world would know anything about it it would be him.
He also set up the Wizard colleges so would probably be more willing to hear out a human wizard than most other elves.
Its literally beneath his notice.
Keep in mind that mystical knickknacks and exotic substances are dime a dozen in the setting because of how magic works. Many from unique or near unique sources.

If you want his take on it, then you're going to want an in depth analysis, peer reviewed and generally agreed for notability product before maybe he'd take a few minutes off from his own research to look at it.

But until its actually STUDIED the goo is just another sparkly rock. Hell, it might well BE a sparkly rock, we've never studied it enough to know for sure if it has uses.
Gold Wizards manage to use Chamon to perform Alchemy to manipulate all the other Winds and combinations thereof literally all the time without going mad, and that is literally exactly analogous to what's being proposed here. They didn't even have the snake juice and the Liber Mortis as starting points, they had to work it out the hard way by pure trial and error. Gold Wizards don't go mad as a result, because Alchemy is in keeping with the themes of the Lore of Gold.

To be fair to the Gold college they were doing Alchemy since before the College was a thing. The costs of trial and error fell onto their predecessors, they just needed to streamline it.

Which ultimately is why magical progress is so slow, because the normal research process is incredibly risky for humans due to the magic going Dhar if anything goes wrong.
The usual process of magical innovation:
-Person tries new thing:
--If they are lucky, they succeed, but don't know how to replicate it or they burned it into their very being. It becomes a personal trick.
--If they are a genius, they succeed, and it becomes a new thing, but they're busy doing genius things and not teaching people.
--If they aren't lucky or a genius they produce a bunch of uncontrolled magic and generally speaking Dhar.

-Diligent, but not a groundbreaking genius, a successor studies an originator's work and teases out some basic principles, which can actually be passed down.
--Assuming enough is left of the original work to be studied
--Assuming that you can be trusted to study it.
--Assuming that you want to study it to further knowledge, not in a grasp for power beyond your skill.
--Assuming you got it right instead of accidentally setting it off in a way which destroys the work, kills you, or produces a bunch of uncontrolled magic.

-The studies go into circulation and sometimes get forgotten in a drawer before they go anywhere.
Plus the boundary where Ulgu interfaces with the other Wind is almost certainly going to be Dhar, since that's basically the primary process in Dhar.
Uh, thats not really how Dhar works though? Ordered Ulgu contacting another wind in its own right shouldn't be different from regular Ulgu contacting anything other than itself.
 
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Uh, thats not really how Dhar works though? Ordered Ulgu contacting another wind in its own right shouldn't be different from regular Ulgu contacting anything other than itself.
Ordered Ulgu interacting with another Wind is a very specific case, and the one that leads to Dhar because Dhar is magic mixing and going bad. You generate a nasty brown as Mathilde has described, and then it often compacts and concentrates in places of evil, or makes them evil.

Like ordered Ulgu interacting with a knife to make it translucent and immaterial is fine, its just Ulgu futzing about and is frankly unremarkable because its not two bits of magic interacting.
 
No one, but I'm using it as an example and contrast to what would likely happen i.e they see it and have very pointed questions.

I don't actually care much about stuff the Empire has done or will do, that's on their head. The belt is certainly not going to protect her if there is a magical explosion in her face that picks her up and tosses her however far, or if it is just so powerful of a boom that it atomizes her ribs or whatever. It will burn off corruptive forces such as Dhar, so external Dhar is indeed much less of an issue.

But when you're generating the Dhar inside your own magic, or giving it a conduit from you to it through your magic that's bad sauce.

As for the Matrix that has no bearing because she took a look at a concept initially fueled by Dhar and then like a sensible person ripped all of that out and created a very similar idea in Ulgu entirely. I have exactly zero issue with this, and its actually very ironically funny.

For the Journeymanlings, they just have to be in sight and then (to use a previous example) watch as she pokes the winds with Ulgu and gets a result that isn't a gigantic miscast. Plus the boundary where Ulgu interfaces with the other Wind is almost certainly going to be Dhar, since that's basically the primary process in Dhar.


If it kills us from an explosion the seed would heal us, and I've no idea why we would be attempting something at that scale with out smaller scale testing first.

As for "Generating Dhar"
Dhar is a result of decaying stagnant magic, the snake juice by definition isn't that because the snake itself is alive, therefore the juice is alive and healthy and not decaying.
See this quote by the QM
Mathilde has not studied the liquid enough to know for sure [what it is], but the assumptions she can make based on what she knows is thus:

Creatures of magic, like the snake was/is, are not made of regular matter. They are made of magic under the creature's control so that it forms its vessel. When such a creature is slain (dis-incorporated?), said magic would usually decay back into elemental magic. The unfortunate creature being trapped in a halfway point between 'life' and 'death' (inasmuch as the two states can be applied to demons and quasi-demonic warp entities) is why, presumably, the liquid has not decayed.

The snake is not, in the conventional sense, a demon, and it is not explicitly aligned with any of the chaos gods. Therefore the magic that it is made of is not unholy magic tainted by any (or all) of those gods. Nor is it aligned with any of the winds of magic, nor is it made up of the festered and corruptive eneriges of dhar.

If you've no problem with the Matrix then I don't see why you have any issue doing the exact same thing with the Liber, looking through it for things that can be applied to magic without using Dhar.
I also don't see why we'd be doing any of this infront of out Journeymanlings without having actually tested it first.
 
As for the Matrix that has no bearing because she took a look at a concept initially fueled by Dhar and then like a sensible person ripped all of that out and created a very similar idea in Ulgu entirely. I have exactly zero issue with this, and its actually very ironically funny.
IDK, it has a pretty damn big impact on the core "Nothing good can come out of Liber Mortis" debate that has been going for awhile, now. Doing exactly this, again, is a pretty damn strong argument for the reading the damn book.

If anything, it reflects way better than overly-ambitious plans to recreate Qyash-but-it's-actually Ulgu or excited talks about Ulgumancy. I wish people did more of that and less far-fetched plans that are theoretically possible but grounded in stuff that is either vaguely sourced or people just plain uncomfortable dealing with.
Plus the boundary where Ulgu interfaces with the other Wind is almost certainly going to be Dhar, since that's basically the primary process in Dhar.
Dhar does not forms that easily. We had this discussion when we accepted the seed of Rebirth and took a long trip into Dhar-tainted land of Silvania.

It bit our arm off and promptly ran away to the mountains. The GM laughed.
Nothing can top chopping down wood to build a wooden forest... in a Fae Forest full of magical, murderous wood spirits.

(Also from Knight Quest. It was a magical time of much cringe.)
 
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[X] Climb from the King's Gates to the landing pad, kill or evade the solitary guard, and infiltrate through there.

Not completely convinced by the arguments but I do think it is better than starting a brawl and hoping we don't get caught up in it.
 
I don't see how a small scale experiment to see if it works is such a big deal anyway, go somewhere isolated and test it in absolutely tiny quantities, if it creates Dhar we can stop or at least try to work out if we did anything wrong.


IDK, it has a pretty damn big impact on the core "Nothing good can come out of Liber Mortis" debate that has been going for awhile, now. Doing exactly this, again, is a pretty damn strong argument for the reading the damn book.

If anything, it reflects way better than overly-ambitious plans to recreate Qyash-but-it's-actually Ulgu or excited talks about Ulgumancy. I wish people did more of that and less far-fetched plans that are theoretically possible but grounded in stuff that is either vaguely sourced or people just plain uncomfortable dealing with.
Well honestly the issue with that is that this "Qhaysh juice" isn't a canon thing, this is entirely new and there's very little to base ideas off of on it, so far manipulating it as a mist using Ulgu seems to be the only real viable thing I've seen, though... now that I think about it if we solidified it it could possibly be used like a non corrupt version of warpstone which is pretty much solidified Dhar.
 
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(Also from Knight Quest. It was a magical time of much cringe.)
That seems to summarize the entire thing.
If anything, it reflects way better than overly-ambitious plans to recreate Qyash-but-it's-actually Ulgu or excited talks about Ulgumancy. I wish people did more of that and less far-fetched plans that are theoretically possible but grounded in stuff that is either vaguely sourced or people just plain uncomfortable dealing with.
My plan has always been reading the LM + finishing Ulgu Spells for the incredible knowledge and added power and skill before going ahead and poking Snake Juice. Theorizing about shadowmancy and such is just fun, given Boney dropped a funny line about it.

In any case, snake juice isn't qhaysh. If anything I'd call it "true qhaysh" or "precursor mana" or something like that. Magic divides into the eight winds when it passes through the polar gates. Qhaysh is using all eight in harmony.

Now, it could be effectively the same, but the conceptual difference here might also prove crucial. SJ was never broken apart into eight distinct winds to begin with.

In a way, if qhaysh is gluing together the pieces to make a whole vase, SJ is the vase before it was broken.

The opportunities are endless, even if we can only speculate. One of the most obvious is that, while humans don't have the skill, or at least don't have time to master it, to piece all those little pieces back together, what is to say they can't wield the vase if it's already whole?

Could we devise a method of extracting precursor mana without Schrodinger's Snake?

Could we make the SJ turn into specific winds? Into new winds? Stable combinations? "Anti-winds", for directly countering and "grounding out" magic?

It's liquid magic in its rawest possible form. Can we enchant item with qhaysh-like abilities? Make incredibly powerful/versatile qhaysh power stones?
 
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If it kills us from an explosion the seed would heal us, and I've no idea why we would be attempting something at that scale with out smaller scale testing first.

As for "Generating Dhar"
Dhar is a result of decaying stagnant magic, the snake juice by definition isn't that because the snake itself is alive, therefore the juice is alive and healthy and not decaying.
See this quote by the QM


If you've no problem with the Matrix then I don't see why you have any issue doing the exact same thing with the Liber, looking through it for things that can be applied to magic without using Dhar.
I also don't see why we'd be doing any of this infront of out Journeymanlings without having actually tested it first.
The seed would heal us yeah. Oh I know the snake juice isn't Dhar, I've seen that quote by the QM, I had quite a bit of fun digging through that info collection. I think its a really cool take on the whole idea of how the Warp works inside of warp entities.

The reason I have the issue with the Liber is because I frankly don't see it as doing the exact same thing. The matrix was taking a look at what was probably a lore of Necromancy or vampire lore spell, ripping all the Dhar requirements out and then making something out of that. Its a process of finding Spell X that works off Wind X and then adapting it to Ulgu, and this is basically the root of one wizard looking at another and going "Hmm, how do I do that?". Using the Liber Mortis to learn how to manipulate the snake juice with Ulgu is instead very similar to using Wind X on Material Y affected by another Wind Z to manipulate that Wind Z. That process I look askance at, because its like trying to paint blind. I don't want to go mucking about on a similar path of "enlightenment" to Nagash.

Also like, I... hmm. Like, I actually have less problems with your ideas because you specifically don't want to use anything related to Dhar and I've been doing you a disservice so for that I apologize. I still have problems though, and they relate to the Liber Mortis itself, which is that point blank I don't trust it to stop there, regardless of yours, mine or quite a few other sensible people's opinions. This has to do with any quest's structure, which is that outside of novelty quests with a tiny handful of readers the largest proportion of readers in a quest are those who read the updates and then look at the tally or scroll down to find the leading plan on the first page and then vote for that with very little actual interaction. Most folks don't have time to get in-depth in my experience, like we are right now. I'd really rather not have to deal with the fallout of reading it, learning some of the stuff in there and then someone who actually is interested in using Dhar throwing out a vote that grabs up enough of those folks to win and then there were are.

Or to put it another way, the Liber Mortis forms a chunk of narrative that weighs down the rest of it in directions I have active negative interest in and so I am championing positions that excise most of it from relevance beyond the idea that its a Cool Item she needs to Protect because if the darkness addled chucklefucks get ahold of it we got Problems. And gives BoneyM options of like, Oh It was Stolen! Time to get it back! for story arcs. Those are fun!

Now to poke at an implication, if you just want to read it and use that to improve her use of Ulgu then I'm like "Well okay" but see my meta textual reasoning.

As for the Journeymanlings I wasn't operating from the perspective of Mathilde just out going "Weee!" and using whatever. Studying it would involve tests and such. Its how she's done things so far. The problem is that its manipulating Winds outside her own with Ulgu. This is a thing that is not possible outside of Alchemy and probably a few other things. Not something the Grey should likely have access to inside the context of what the Journeymanlings know that Mathilde knows. Its also visible so... *open hands* yeah its preeeeetty iffy.

IDK, it has a pretty damn big impact on the core "Nothing good can come out of Liber Mortis" debate that has been going for awhile, now. Doing exactly this, again, is a pretty damn strong argument for the reading the damn book.

If anything, it reflects way better than overly-ambitious plans to recreate Qyash-but-it's-actually Ulgu or excited talks about Ulgumancy. I wish people did more of that and less far-fetched plans that are theoretically possible but grounded in stuff that is either vaguely sourced or people just plain uncomfortable dealing with.
Dhar does not forms that easily. We had this discussion when we accepted the seed of Rebirth and took a long trip into Dhar-tainted land of Silvania.
Ah, thanks for the clarification on Dhar.

I really genuinely don't see it as the same process. Like the most prominent example of, "Use Ulgu on the snake juice to make it cough up a mist of some other Wind that then does something" isn't taking a look at one spell fueled by Dhar and then taking the Dhar out and making that spell with Ulgu. Its indirectly manipulating another Wind, using a very similar line of thought to what Nagash did excepting the fact he was using a separate material in warpstone.

For me I just want to learn of Ulgu and figure out what can be done with deep mastery of the Wind of Shadows and Fog.


E: Like to clarify, I agree the reasoning of "Take this thing used for evil and make a good thing off the idea" is basically the same, but the end processes being proposed are not similar and are what I am objecting to.
 
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Necromancy is about using Shysh tongs to manipulate Dhar.

We want to use Ulgu tongs to manipulate snake juice.

We had the ultimate guide on how to do necromancy.

The logic chain is simple. If nothing else, the raw understanding of magic is well, well worth it.
 
I find it amusing. The thread agreed that further discussion about the book was pointless, the update happened, we talked a bit about that, and then went right back to arguing about the book.
 
I find it amusing. The thread agreed that further discussion about the book was pointless, the update happened, we talked a bit about that, and then went right back to arguing about the book.
It is funny I do agree, and a good part of it probably caused by me raising my opinion after finishing reading the quest so far.
 
Anyone got a quick recap?
We were working as the Shadowmancer spymaster to the new Elector Count of Stirland, while having to report to some secretive cabal about a few stuff. We developed a close connection with him and the province. He died after a truely impressive series of bad rolls in Sylvania. We half-accidentally destroyed the cabal. We were kicked out of an adviser's position, became a Magister, and joined up with Belegar Ironhammer's expedition to retake Karak 8 Peaks.
 
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Thanks I think I remember most things now we are also a chosen of Ranald right or am I wrong?
Not officially, probably partly because he doesn't do official, but he finds Mathilde amusing, and once per strategic turn we get a +20 bonus due to his favor. To quote the character sheet,
You know implicitly that Ranald exists, and that he watches over you, and that he's actually kind of insufferable. Ranald finds this entertaining.
 
I am some what interested in the book because it would likely allow us some really impressive dispell ability. Other than that not really interested in the book.

I am hoping that the snake juice can be used for some really impressive enchantments.
 
Thanks I think I remember most things now we are also a chosen of Ranald right or am I wrong?
I don't think we're Chosen, but we definitely have a much closer relationship with him than, say, most people with Sigmar (Incidentally, we also accidentally picked up Anti-Sigmarism because he was so useless where it counted in Sylvania, except for maybe that one time with the ghoul king.)
 
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