NSMS
Probably evil, unfortunately.
- Location
- A rapidly widening tear in the fabric of reality
Weber's Waskaly Whacker?Eh, I think going simpler on this one is better. I like Shadow Shiv, personally. (Then again, I also like Dame's Dark Dirk...)
Weber's Waskaly Whacker?Eh, I think going simpler on this one is better. I like Shadow Shiv, personally. (Then again, I also like Dame's Dark Dirk...)
"the youth disappears" (or "is disappeared")Hubert!" roars a happy voice, and before you can react the youth is disappears into a crowd of back-slapping and chattering off-duty Winter Wolves.
one "not", not two "not"s.It's built atop a trade thoroughfare, it would be difficult not for it not to thrive,
I wouldn't recommend that latter name. Far too vulnerable to uncouth corruptions of the words involved.Eh, I think going simpler on this one is better. I like Shadow Shiv, personally. (Then again, I also like Dame's Dark Dirk...)
[Learning Melkoth's Mystifying Miasma: Learning, 91+28+5(Library: Ulgu)+20(Coin)+20(Room of Dawn and Dusk)+???(Melkoth's tutoring)=???.]
MAthilde's Penumbral Poniard. Or MAPP, for short.Let's see... Mathilde's Malicious Mandau? Mathilde's Murderous Mezzaluna? Mathilde's Mordant Machete? hmm.
Its a malus isn't it.
Good advice
Regimand owns inns and taverns across the Empire, because being able to guarantee secure and discrete housing at zero notice is Of Direct And Practical Use To His Cause. It also justifies any wealth he might accumulate as being an unavoidable necessity to expand his network, and of course he has to collect the profits from them or otherwise that lack of financial outlay might give away the true motives of the owner. Completely justifiable.
MATHILDE: Oh my, can I as a Grey Wizard get away with owning a share of a prosperous trading company?
REGIMAND: Nothing new under the sunset, kiddo.
So, like this?Mathilde's Outstanding Machete, or MOM for short. "Stand down, Witch Hunter, or I will call upon my MOM."
Should this not be '86? Or do the Ulricans use yet another different calendar?Karak Kadrin is planning an expedition for Spring of '83 to learn their fate.
"discreet" for low-key and avoiding notice, because English is terrible.
Spoiler: Spellbook of Gold Magic
Spoiler: Spellbook of Gold Magic
Spoiler: Spellbook of Amethyst Magic
Spoiler: Spellbook of Amethyst Magic
I can absolutely see a grey wizard being interested in "discrete housing" too, i.e. not having to share a room with anyone, and not needing anything in the way of social connections to acquire."discreet" for low-key and avoiding notice, because English is terrible.
And since we also know that WoG statements are second only to the quest for canonicity we are forced into a paradox where we have no choice but to name our spells as jokes. Or else we may break the timestream.She's [Future Matihilde's] busy fighting off the time-travelling students trying to punish her for her acronyms.
AP, so also Armor-Piercing. I like it.Hmmm i think id prefer Adumbrunt Poinard without Mathildes name.
Murderous Adumbrant Poinard?Hmmm i think id prefer Adumbrunt Poinard without Mathildes name.
FOR THE TIMESTREAM WE HAVE NO CHOICE.Just a reminder everyone:
Boney said this before
And since we also know that WoG statements are second only to the quest for canonicity we are forced into a paradox where we have no choice but to name our spells as jokes. Or else we may break the timestream.
It's a long and exhausting process that severely drains the Ulgu reservoir of your Grey Tower, and Ulgu itself seems to fight you every step of the way. But through it all Melkoth is there, nestled into the armchair he brought with him from Altdorf and with one eye on you and one eye on a book from your library. He seems to intuitively grasp every twist and turn of the Grey Wind and has a knack for communicating what would normally be incommunicable. As the weeks pass, you learn how to form and unleash the most basic Battle Magic of the Grey College: Melkoth's very own Mystifying Miasma. The secret behind it is that it doesn't actually affect the mind of those caught in it, which could be resisted by the strong-willed - it alters reality in such a way that to those inside it time runs just a little bit slower, indirectly slowing reaction speeds and disorienting even the most highly-trained of combatants. Many elite warriors train to be able to fight when in altered states, but you've never heard of any that have trained to fight effectively when the passage of time becomes a variable.
There are people upon whom you'd need to unleash all of the guile that the Grey College is known for to get them to go on an ill-advised adventure into the Chaos Wastes, but Hubert isn't one of them.
"I'm in," he says, almost before you've finished asking.
Through trial and error you'd managed to deduce it down to a five-year range before you'd realized it was wiser to let the matter rest.
He settles himself into your guest quarters, rummages through your library, side-eyes Wolf suspiciously, and spends a fair bit of time grumbling about Khazalid before he's good and ready to start teaching, but you wait patiently, confident his advice will be worth it.
[Learning Melkoth's Mystifying Miasma: Learning, 91+28+5(Library: Ulgu)+20(Coin)+20(Room of Dawn and Dusk)+???(Melkoth's tutoring)=???.]
"You know how Ulgu gets wibbly when you're pulling on just enough of it that the shadows start to quiver?"
"Wibbly?"
"Sideways-upwards from reality."
"Oh, that tugging?"
"Yes, like a stutter. You need to grab it during that and pull. Not a yank, just a long, steady pull. And don't pull into you, pull towards you and then let the inflow do the rest."
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"No, you're twisting it. Feel the unevenness there? That fraying?"
"Just here?"
"No, a moment ago. While you were condensing on the other side."
"That flow's been steady the entire time, why's it only now playing up?"
"That flow's been waiting the entire time."
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"Okay, what am I doing wrong here? I know I've got the mental state right."
"You've got it exactly correct?"
"Yes!"
"And what's your dog doing?"
"...playing?"
"Either get him to cut it out, or overshoot to compensate. Actually, just overshoot. It's good training. Need to be able to do that on the fly when you don't have time to centre yourself."
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"Stop thinking of the Miasma as a delivery mechanism."
"How do you know I have been?"
"Because I've watched three generations of Battle Wizards screw up the same spell in the same way for the same reason. That mental separation is just enough of an opportunity for the Miasma to be able to break free from the Mystifying. They need to be interwoven in your mind to be interwoven in the spell."
You nod. "Fair enough. I want you to help me hone my skills at assassination."
He frowns. "The entire process?"
"Only if I have to. It's not exactly quiet." You concentrate for a moment and summon a dagger of solid Ulgu into your hands. "Mostly I'd be using this."
He squints at it thoughtfully. "Is that a Shadow Knives manifestation?"
"Sort of, I think. Or halfway between that and a shadow chisel."
"A what?"
You dismiss the dagger and reform the energies into a chisel. "Cantrip to replace enchantment paraphernalia. Learned it from who I think was one of Algard's Hands."
"I take it the chisel doesn't bypass armour like Shadow Knives?" You nod. "Pity. Let me know if you do manage to codify the dagger."