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AN: I believe someone mentioned something about negaverses?
Yes; it was me. I said "Redshirt Army should make a bazillion of them"

Glad to see that you've made a start :D.


True I misspoke a bit, hey are focused on competence, needing the help of a mayfly barbarian to discharge your duties is reason enough for cutting mockery.
Alternatively: "Well, our work needs doing, but it does get a bit samey, ya know? And she's cute. Like a puppy that's a bit uncoordinated. A fresh dash of tenor to the tapestry that is this unending shadow war. A bit of effort to make sure she doesn't go and off herself, but we feel it's worthwhile.

Basically, don't have the shadow elf people present to their kin as 'help' so much as a 'court jester' type deal :p
 
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I vaguely recall hearing somewhere that to adjust statlines for elf standards, you have to more or less shift them by 10. Thus, given the human scale:



20 is average, 30 is impressive, 35-40 is heroic.
If that's true, Mathilde is less than average for Stewardship and Diplomacy and middlingly average for everything else, except magic which has a different scale.
 
I vaguely recall hearing somewhere that to adjust statlines for elf standards, you have to more or less shift them by 10. Thus, given the human scale:



20 is average, 30 is impressive, 35-40 is heroic.
Do you mean 'as a political advisor who is expected to be really good in this by default', like our standards over in the Old World?
 
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I vaguely recall hearing somewhere that to adjust statlines for elf standards, you have to more or less shift them by 10. Thus, given the human scale:



20 is average, 30 is impressive, 35-40 is heroic.
I kind of recall some guideline for shifting the scale, tho I'm not sure if it's by 10.

Another point is that this doesn't really hold up when we look at Belebro's and the Council's statline.

So that may be an artifact of days gone by, two hiatuses ago and when we were barely more than a teenager faking it till she made it.
 
If that's true, Mathilde is less than average for Stewardship and Diplomacy and middlingly average for everything else, except magic which has a different scale.

Pretty much. By elf standards, we're the equivalent of:

Diplomacy: 4 - A clumsy oaf, easily tripped up by the nuances of discussion and the subtleties of insult - but what more can you expect from a human?

Martial: 13 - Capable enough to defend herself, I suppose.

Stewardship: 9 - Not entirely hopeless in this domain, although she continues to lack some foundational basics.

Intrigue: 14 - She has some basic skill in this area, and can become quite dangerous when this is augmented by basic Ulgu usage.

Piety: 16 - She worships a strange human reflection of Loec, but does so with true intensity and drive.

Learning: 17 - Legitimately quite intelligent, and eager to learn more from the true masters of the Winds.

... or, at least, that's my best attempt to guess what elven snobbery would look like. :V
 
Of course, when you consider a snobbery-free scale such as "fighting Vampire Lords and Orc Warbosses" or "stalking an Eshin Sorcerer" or "startling an Eshin Master Assassin who was likely the leader of the K8P contingent", the scale as-is becomes quite sensible.

This is entirely compatible with Heroic-tier stats, regardless of race. Because Orcs don't discriminate when bashing face in.
 
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Do you mean 'as a political advisor who is expected to be really good in this by default', like our standards over in the Old World?
Based on this -
2. Low Expectations: With most good candidates finding somewhere less... Stirland-y... to practice their trade, incompetence is expected and competence will be considered greatness.
10 is average, 20 is impressive, 25-30 is heroic. For Stirland, an ability of about 12 could get the job.
It seems that someone with Intrigue 12 would be considered borderline competent as the spymaster of Stirland, where the incompetence of the advisors is a feature and a typical adviser would presumably be better. So Intrigue 10 is probably not average for an advisor, but rather for a rando.
 
No, it lets them coexist, but not directly interface.
Could we enchant a sword with both Flaming Sword of Rhuin and Occam's Mindrazor to get a flaming cut-through-everything sword, or would that be too close to work?

Regarding us being declared 'a Mathilde', would dwarfs be willing to use gifts we made for them now that they're not umgi work? I'm imagining rangers using a cloak of take no heed to help blend in, you know?
 
If being good and killing dudes was all it took to get a standing invitation, lots of people would have one. If they were willing to invite humans to the isles just to help kill enemies they could be drowning in mercenaries. If they wanted individual badasses there have been plenty of wizard lords, and amethyst Wizard Lords in particular are absurdly lethal. None of those people have invitations.

Wizard lords might have standing invitations as being one means you're good at single wind magic by elf standards but there's not exactly a ton of them.

Considering elf lifespans and how new the Colleges are Wizard Lord level casters are probably a lot rarer on the mainland than they'd be in any elf kingdom let alone Saphery.
 
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so in other news. what do you guys think are the odds on the runesmith roulette is?

Once we tell Kragg that if he's not interested, we'll have to give the project to Thorek? 100%. :p
...She has a personal gyrocopter landing pad in her penthouse balcony? The more I hear about her the louder the Mission Impossible theme blares in my head. I bet after she dropped us off, she later rappelled down off the gyrocopter into the middle of a Beastman ritual and defeated them all in one-on-one combat or something equally outrageous.

Yes. This is exactly how Mathilde does spy stuff. :rofl:
 
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Lets keep some perspective here: I think the King of Barak Var had something like 25 Stewardship?

And that's an old dwarven king in the Karak with the greatest specialization in trade and business.

So, add 10 points to the scale because they are elves, but don't forget to then subtract like 8 or so because they are elves.
 
Could we enchant a sword with both Flaming Sword of Rhuin and Occam's Mindrazor to get a flaming cut-through-everything sword, or would that be too close to work?
Maybe it could be two swords attached to the same hilt, but I think either of those messes with the base sword in a way that'd involve a bad kind of mixing.

A sword that cuts your mind when swung one way and explodes when swung the other would be pretty cool, though.
 
Regarding us being declared 'a Mathilde', would dwarfs be willing to use gifts we made for them now that they're not umgi work? I'm imagining rangers using a cloak of take no heed to help blend in, you know?
Mathildes aren't known for their fine craftsthildeship. They are known for inexplicably annihilating enemy postions, doing crazy and concerning but effective stuff, and overdoing things. Good to have around, so long as around doesn't mean right around.
Maybe it could be two swords attached to the same hilt, but I think either of those messes with the base sword in a way that'd involve a bad kind of mixing.

A sword that cuts your mind when swung one way and explodes when swung the other would be pretty cool, though.
Our sword (probably) already does that. Sharp side cuts, flat side explodes (whatever it hits).
 
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Our sword (probably) already does that. Sharp side cuts, flat side explodes (whatever it hits).
Oh yeah. I thought we'd have to half-sword for that, but I don't think it was ever specified that the activating force had to be focused on an edge, so the sword suddenly trying to force a two or three inch surface through our target's body probably would be the result. If we hadn't sprung for Gromril that'd snap it like a twig, wouldn't it?
 
In that case, we don't need to impress anyone at all, since we'll be getting wizard lord soon enough, so we could skip the prepwork.

Impressing is worth it because we're not going to reach the bottom of what the elves can offer anytime soon.

It's one thing to have an invitation but personal tutoring from an Archmage or access to archives would be on another level entirely. Awe enough elves and maybe Teclis will feel nostalgic and give a couple tips in passing.

Point is the elves are the people for magic training unless we somehow manage to befriend a Slann.
 
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