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We have been kind of arguing in circles and I think the reason that is that this is the first time we came across a problem for which Mathilde is just bad at solving, there is nothing to stab legally to make people get along better and it is not bad enough for illegal stabbing yet. In that sense it is kind of a waste of a social action slot, but we would have had no way to tell that beforehand.
 
We have been kind of arguing in circles and I think the reason that is that this is the first time we came across a problem for which Mathilde is just bad at solving, there is nothing to stab legally to make people get along better and it is not bad enough for illegal stabbing yet. In that sense it is kind of a waste of a social action slot, but we would have had no way to tell that beforehand.
I wouldn't call it a waste. We've have problems that we could not, in fact, solve or meaningfully contribute to solving crop up in the past. Knowing that this is a problem like that is very valuable information, because it allows us to reserve brain space for other problems and also to have the knowledge to be careful around sensitive subjects as they arise.
 
We have been kind of arguing in circles and I think the reason that is that this is the first time we came across a problem for which Mathilde is just bad at solving, there is nothing to stab legally to make people get along better and it is not bad enough for illegal stabbing yet. In that sense it is kind of a waste of a social action slot, but we would have had no way to tell that beforehand.
We couldn't easily make it better, but I do think we could make it worse! It wouldn't be easy, but I bet we could make Ulrikadrin into a third pole in this schism, really get some "three rival popes excommunicate each other" stuff going.
 
I wouldn't call it a waste. We've have problems that we could not, in fact, solve or meaningfully contribute to solving crop up in the past. Knowing that this is a problem like that is very valuable information, because it allows us to reserve brain space for other problems and also to have the knowledge to be careful around sensitive subjects as they arise.

You are right it is of marginal use if we had been planning to poke them somehow, but at the same time no such plan had been made, so that is very marginal.
 
While I know it's a minority and half-joking position, I'm surprised the ideas for intervening with murder aren't talking about the biggest issue with that plan.

While Ulric's probably not thrilled with his worshippers arguing, they are all pious Ulricans and the celestial husky might violently object to a tricksy shadow magic user assassinating his faithful to control how his religion turns out.
 
We couldn't easily make it better, but I do think we could make it worse! It wouldn't be easy, but I bet we could make Ulrikadrin into a third pole in this schism, really get some "three rival popes excommunicate each other" stuff going.

They are too far away to matter, it would be like trying to make an antipope in Samarkand, someone might hear about it, they would not really care
 
While I know it's a minority and half-joking position, I'm surprised the ideas for intervening with murder aren't talking about the biggest issue with that plan.

While Ulric's probably not thrilled with his worshippers arguing, they are all pious Ulricans and the celestial husky might violently object to a tricksy shadow magic user assassinating his faithful to control how his religion turns out.

Gods do not do that as a general rule or the religious landscape would not look the way it does. It was extraordinary and miraculous when Magnus rallied the empire against Chaos though repeated divine signs, that would not be so if every time someone murdered a high ranking priest the Wolf Signal would go off.

Ulrican Priest : There goes the Old Blacky howling again. That is six short howls followed by three long ones. That means it was a Lahmian with a frying pan in the gazebo. No, no wait that is four long ones, means a grey wizard wearing a large hat using a shadow dagger. Git her! :V

It's a social action.

I really don't think utility should be the name of the game.

True in general, but when it came to this action most people, myself included, voted for it because of perceived utility. No one really wanted an account of the history of the church of Ulric, or at least I do not recall anyone being excited about the prospect.
 
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It might be more fruitful to try to get them to properly enforce the celibacy rather than just banning female priests altogether, but given the type of characters that the Cult of Ulric attracts the celibacy vows are already considered a bad joke in canon, so it would simply inflame different tensions within the Cult instead.
If you combine a repeal of the celibacy with provisions that block teutegon supremacy (for example, concessions on groups in other provinces getting a voice in higher cult positions), you could get something all sides are unhappy but willing to live with. The Nordlanders can say they got their demands met, the Ar-Ulric can say he repealed the ban and got the Cult united again, other Ulrican groups get more influence inside the cult, and the count of Middenland doesn't have to fear the Ar-Ulric building a dynasty when there's groups from a whole bunch of provinces want to take the seat.
 
Fun fact, I was researching various mentions of the Druchii in the thread, and I ran across this Boneypost from a long long time ago:
There's not really a good way to work it into an update, but all he knows is that the Elf was from Clar Karond, which suggests an answer. Both Clan Moulder and Clar Karond collect weird and terrible critters like pokemon, it's very easy to imagine them seeking to organize a trade.
Clar Karond is the home of the adorable sea captain the thread kinda wants to adopt. Now, obviously there are a lot of elves from Clar Karond... but I wonder if they knew each other? Boy, wouldn't that be awkward if it came out during our friendly three-hour tour, "hey I sold your ex to the Shadow Warriors."

(To be clear, it's also the place where LM Kupfer did his "left Naggaroth worse than he found it" party trick, so if there are any grudges against the Grey lurking in Captain Maktig's mind, it is way more likely that Walther is the target than that Mathilde is. But it was a neat coincidence I wanted to share.)
 
Yeah, okay, I understand how it could be undesirable to him, and apparently by a lot, if he's willing to go against his own faction's tenets, if only implicitly.

My specific question is, then, whether this creates tension within the Al-Ulric's Orthodox faction, splitting it inwardly between two camps of those who remain loyal to the Al-Ulric and those who would rather be loyal to the status quo he's supposed to safeguard, either out of genuine belief, generational inertia, unwillingness to muddle the issue and weaken their political stance before the worshippers living in Middenland, or some other reasons or combination thereof?

Because existence of Ulkadrin hints at this possibility extensively, and this potentially complicates situation further by introducing yet another bloc into an already unstable and volatile situation.

It absolutely does. Mathilde talking of the Order of the White Wolf as a collection of various interest groups that can be courted separately instead of one unified bloc loyal to the Ar-Ulric is proof of this.

It's that Ulrican 'can't have kids' rule that's the issue here.

If the Al-Ulric had a son we could just kill the Al-Ulric. Well played, Ulricans.

Ar-Ulric Carl Valgeir sweats nervously, hoping nobody looks up the surnames of the next two canonical Ar-Ulrics.
 
You return to Talabheim and reunite with Aksel, who has been making contact with his fellows in Talabecland. These, he tells you, are even more insular than most Hedgewise, and apparently practice a variation of the Old Faith that brings them into conflict with the Taalites. Though he doesn't get much out of them, he does learn that their legends tell of what had once been their own fortress nexus to guard, similar to the Brass Keep of the Forest of Shadows Hedgewise, but with even more tragic a fate. You find yourself overcome with an eerie sense of repetition as you hear of the Marcher Fortress being drawn into the realm of the Lord of Excess, its guardians doomed to be corrupted at the leisure of the resident Daemons.
Do we know roughly where the Marcher Fortress was? Is there lines of inactive waystones in part of talabecland that would be functional if we rerouted their connections to the intact network? (Or Hypothetically managed to make a working Nexus to replace it)
 
You are right it is of marginal use if we had been planning to poke them somehow, but at the same time no such plan had been made, so that is very marginal.
There's been an on-and-off push towards at least inserting agents into a position where they could gather intelligence on the Cult as a pre-emptive measure for protecting the interests of the Project. The most recent discussion was back in June, which sounds like a long time ago but was actually just last turn:

If we are going to do spying with the EIC I support targeting the 'cult of ulric' rather than 'nordland'. We won't be able to reach the center of the potential schism, but we can see if the establishment in middenheim wants to escalate, and if any parts of the cult in the mid and south empire wants to join with nordland's.

This social's basically done the job of that action, I feel.
 
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Do we know roughly where the Marcher Fortress was? Is there lines of inactive waystones in part of talabecland that would be functional if we rerouted their connections to the intact network? (Or Hypothetically managed to make a working Nexus to replace it)

Southwestern Talabecland, somewhere west of the Old Forest Road, probably in the vicinity of Sydow. There's likely a lot of Waystones in southern Talabecland and northern Stirland that would have routed through it, and if it works the same way that Karak Vlag did, they might still do.
 
Quick check, since I don't remember off the top of my head: is Ulrican celibacy the 'can't get married' or 'can't have sex' variety?
 
Quick check, since I don't remember off the top of my head: is Ulrican celibacy the 'can't get married' or 'can't have sex' variety?
It's apparently supposed to be the latter, but given how much it's disregarded I think it's effectively the former.

Tome of Salvation page 67:
Upon their return, if the initiates have proven themselves before Ulric, they take their vows of celibacy and join the ranks of the priesthood. It is common for a great party to be held before these vows are sworn, offering the initiate one last chance to let loose before he eternally swears to chastity and dons the priestly robes.
 
Do we know roughly where the Marcher Fortress was? Is there lines of inactive waystones in part of talabecland that would be functional if we rerouted their connections to the intact network? (Or Hypothetically managed to make a working Nexus to replace it)

Southwestern Talabecland, somewhere west of the Old Forest Road, probably in the vicinity of Sydow. There's likely a lot of Waystones in southern Talabecland and northern Stirland that would have routed through it, and if it works the same way that Karak Vlag did, they might still do.
So... what action would it be to rally some troops and pull a Vlag II: Vlag Harder on the marcher fortress? Getting rid of a potential incursion point before the everchosen shows up sounds like a worthwhile use of time.
 
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So... what action would it be to rally some troops and pull a Vlag II: Vlag Harder on the marcher fortress? Getting rid of a potential incursion point before the everchosen shows up sounds like a worthwhile use of time.
You know horny jail? You know what it would actually be like if you rounded up everyone guilty of horny and put them in one building? That's the Marcher Fortress. Slaanesh parks it on Khorne's front lawn to piss Him off. You probably wouldn't be thanked for repossessing it on Talabecland's behalf.
 
So... what action would it be to rally some troops and pull a Vlag II: Vlag Harder on the marcher fortress? Getting rid of a potential incursion point before the everchosen shows up sounds like a worthwhile use of time.

I've been meaning to put a 'Nexus Reclamation' action in somewhere once there was more than the Marcher Fortress to go in there, because the Marcher Fortress would be particularly challenging to try to repossess.
 
Ah right. Well, we're probably going to need to repair that part of the network eventually, but I guess it's fine to just, kick that down the road until we get the less difficult stuff out of the way.
 
I've been meaning to put a 'Nexus Reclamation' action in somewhere once there was more than the Marcher Fortress to go in there, because the Marcher Fortress would be particularly challenging to try to repossess.
There's a non-zero chance that it would choose to possess Mathilde instead.
 
Ironically I think the Nordlanders are theologically correct here in their arguments. But we're associated with Lorelorn and Nordland and Lorelorn do not like each other. Oof. What a complicated mess.
on the other hand siding with the nordland ulricans opens the possibility of getting them to get along with Lourelorn. leaving only the "secular", to the limited extent that anywhere or anyone in the empire is secular, parts of nordland aligned against the elves
 
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