Oi, you GITS, youz betta listen up, cuz we'z got ourselfs a 'eally shiny jiro-wotsit, but youz knowz wots? It cud be even more shiny! But since youz gits haz da attenchun of a gobbo, we'ze 'ent made it shiny-er yetz. So iz got sum prop-... sum propo… sum fancy ideaz for youz:
MAKE IT TUFF
Kolour: BLACK
Lottaz fingz outta dere that wunt to krump uz. Ruin dere day by bein' unkrumpable.
Runes and enchantments that increase its toughness and survivability.
MAKE IT FAST
Kolour: RED
Red wunz go fasta. Itz just kommon sense, dat's all.
Runes and enchantments that increase its speed and agility.
MAKE IT DA BEST
Kolour: GREEN
Orcz shud be Kunnin' and Brutal.
Runes and enchantments that make it better and more efficient at being a gyrocopter. Sort of an "all-rounder" option.
MAKE IT FLASH
Kolour: YELLOW
Yella iz da kolour of gold, and gold iz for showin' off.
Runes and enchantments that prioritise comfort and luxury.
MAKE IT ALL SNEAKY LOIK
Kolour: PURPLE
Youz evva seez a purple jiro-wotsit? Yeah, dat's wot I fort.
Runes and enchantments to make it harder to see and hear.
MAKE IT LUCKY
Kolour: BLUE
Kan nevva 'av too much luck. Careful nowz, da Boss dunt loik it wen we'z use luck magiks without iz say-so.
Ranaldian blessings (and only Ranaldian blessings) to make it lucky.
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A brief shitpost on the various themes we could enchant the gyrocopter around. I was going to actually suggest possible spells/runes to use for each category, but that ended up being far more research than I wanted to do for a low tier shitpost, so I leave it to the rest of the thread to figure out how to make each option work.