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So if Khaine hates a guy A LOT, and he picks up the Widowmaker, he will simply let the sword work normaly? Because i don't think its possible to make that thing more cursed than it already is.
I don't think Kaine hates anyone enough to make widowmaker anything other than it is. Widowmaker is a trap. Kaine won't hate anyone who draws it because when you draw it Kaine now owns your ass. Regardless of who draws the sword it leads to murder and Khaine so very much loves murder.
 
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It's considered very likely that servants or guards will enter the Tzar's bedroom every hour?
Yes. He is not just a noble, but the Tzar. There is a very real chance that someone enters his room a couple of times a night to make sure everything is as it should be. If the Tzar gets up in the middle of the night to use his chamber pot he expect to wake to a clean one.

I just hope we don't have to worry about any concubines he may have waking.

Hell, even if we don't have guards peeking in I worry we will be dodging any potential OTHER spies watching the Tzar. We need to look closely at any mirrors to make sure they are not actually made of ice and there isn't some cold eyed ice witch looking back out of it.

At the end of the day I just hope there is an unoccupied shadow left to stand in.
 
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Hell, even if we don't have guards peeking in I worry we will be dodging any potential OTHER spies watching the Tzar. We need to look closely at any mirrors to make sure they are not actually made of ice and there isn't some cold eyed ice witch looking back out of it.

What do we do if there is? We track down the Ice Witch and kill her? Kidnapp her and bring her to Boris so he chooses her fate instead?
 
Not sure what 'looks like a vampire' translates to in this setting. Half the point of them is that they can pass as human?
 
Not sure what 'looks like a vampire' translates to in this setting. Half the point of them is that they can pass as human?
And fingering the vampires is a secondary goal. If we do this and get away clean then we have won. We should not sacrifice any effort to not get caught in an attempt to make the vampires easier to blame. K.I.S.S. The new Tzar can loudly blame the Lhamians even if no evidence is left to finger them.
 
Should we disguise as a vampire then? Or at least use some makeup to look like a vampire at first glance?
Things like that seem beyond the vote's level of abstraction but, yes, I assume Mathilde will be sensible enough to disguise herself somehow.

EDIT: though yeah, as others have said, in practice "like a vampire" may just mean "like a generic person" e.g. by using the uniform she snatched last update.
 
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Things like that seem beyond the vote's level of abstraction but, yes, I assume Mathilde will be sensible enough to disguise herself somehow.

EDIT: though yeah, as others have said, in practice "like a vampire" may just mean "like a generic person" e.g. by using the uniform she snatched last update.
I mean, where would we get a giant dragon sized monster bat costume at THIS hour discretely?
 
Yes. He is not just a noble, but the Tzar. There is a very real chance that someone enters his room a couple of times a night to make sure everything is as it should be. If the Tzar gets up in the middle of the night to use his chamber pot he expect to wake to a clean one.
Unless he wants it, I doubt it. Stoking fires at night isn't done because it's a fire hazard. Other than that, why bother? It's a room with a sleeping guy in it that's well guarded (but not vs us, which he is incapable of doing because he doesn't want to deal with magic).

Look, let's say someone interrupts occasionally. Boney already said we'll scope it out and look for a viable opportunity first, so it won't be a scheduled problem. And then we can just try again if not, or even come back the next night. We have effectively unlimited retries here.
 
The more assumptions we make about how his room is set up, how his servants behave, and similar sorts of things, the more risk we take on.

Given that if an imperial is fingered killing the Tsar just before the next everchosen happens, bad things are likely for everyone, minimizing risk is best.

It's not that she is incapable of handling things, it is that we don't know what we don't know, and failure states can get very bad.
 
The more assumptions we make about how his room is set up, how his servants behave, and similar sorts of things, the more risk we take on.

Given that if an imperial is fingered killing the Tsar just before the next everchosen happens, bad things are likely for everyone, minimizing risk is best.

It's not that she is incapable of handling things, it is that we don't know what we don't know, and failure states can get very bad.
Literally we are going to do recon before hand as needed, per Boney. So we will determine how they behave, and Mathilde is quite capable of getting an hour alone with the Tzar who hasn't planned vs magic.
 
Literally we are going to do recon before hand as needed, per Boney. So we will determine how they behave, and Mathilde is quite capable of getting an hour alone with the Tzar who hasn't planned vs magic.
Why tho? It would be planting a bit of really obscure evidence that we are one of the rare people know is actually a thing. We can just stab the man while he's under our paralysis and be done with it.
 
Literally we are going to do recon before hand as needed, per Boney. So we will determine how they behave, and Mathilde is quite capable of getting an hour alone with the Tzar who hasn't planned vs magic.

Well, the assumption that he hasn't planned against magic is one we are making that carries a lot of risk, right?

He's got to know that the boyars like him, but the ice witches and hags and Lahmians don't. If he's worried at all about getting assassinated, it's likely he's more worried about magic assassins than mundane.

So. An assumption that increases our risk. Unavoidable, I think, but we should be aware that it is a risk.
 
If Mathilde were as scared of people whose precautions were vastly insufficient for defending from someone of her skill as half the thread seems to be for whatever reason now, she would've gotten nowhere. No, I mean it, literally nowhere. Most of the notable places she's infiltrated were at least something of a challenge.

The jumpiness and lack of faith in her ability to stay undetected by mundane means is so out of character that it hurts.
 
Well, the assumption that he hasn't planned against magic is one we are making that carries a lot of risk, right?

He's got to know that the boyars like him, but the ice witches and hags and Lahmians don't. If he's worried at all about getting assassinated, it's likely he's more worried about magic assassins than mundane.

So. An assumption that increases our risk. Unavoidable, I think, but we should be aware that it is a risk.
Ice magic is very much a hammer. They assassinate people, but it tends to be "vanished into a sudden winter storm while hunting" rather than "knife in the dark that leaves no trace."
 
Well, the assumption that he hasn't planned against magic is one we are making that carries a lot of risk, right?

He's got to know that the boyars like him, but the ice witches and hags and Lahmians don't. If he's worried at all about getting assassinated, it's likely he's more worried about magic assassins than mundane.

So. An assumption that increases our risk. Unavoidable, I think, but we should be aware that it is a risk.

The Tsar is an imbecile in all matters of magic, this is a matter of public record, no more than a matter of public record, it is a matter of such screaming obviousness that his son who loves him has ordered a hit on him. The idea that he would take some kind of secret anti-magic precaution that Boris does not know about (with what?) is so fantastical as to make Boris being the changeling seem reasonable by comparison in my opinion.
 
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