Somewhere during a reread I noticed that, even though we had the Grudge against Ranald and the note during the Waaagh, Thorgrim himself has been offscreen since we first went with Belegar to Karaz-A-Karak after the Expedition succeeded. I wondered to myself what he was thinking during some of our "ships passing in the night" moments, and that lent itself to a Thorgrim negaquest.
@Boney Meet your Dwarfquest counterpart, Beardy!
Enjoy!
We Don't. Social. The Zhuf!
A Grudge To Bear Quest - Turn 185: 7012
Thus concludes the work the High King has performed these past months, but not every waking moment was filled with work. With whom did he spend his valuable free time not atop the Throne of Power?
[+] Social interaction initiated by someone else (locked in)
The Karaz Ankor
[ ] Mathilde Weber
That Umgi Zhufokri is apparently coming by to check up on the growing campaign for Mount Silverspear. You never did get to speak to her after everything that happened with Karak Vlag; maybe now might be a good time?
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-Beardling player: Oh, hey, it's Belegar's old Loremaster! Maybe we can finally talk to her?
-(Three pages of inarticulate screaming and panicking)
-Beardling player: Okay, yeesh, wow, it was just a suggestion!
-Longbeard player: Sorry, it's just that you've kinda mistakenly stumbled into one of the thread's little unofficial "rules": we don't social the Zhuf.
-Beardling player: We don't? Why not?
-Hammerer player: Bad luck.
-Beardling player: …You're joking, right?
-Slayer player: We are not.
-Beardling player: But…
how?
-Longbeard player: It's a bit of a story, and unfortunately it's not one that's made it into the Threadmarks so you'll only find it if you peruse the actual thread, which… (flail at the sheer amount of pages this thread has taken up)
-Loremaster player: So, here's the thing: we've tried to social Loremaster Weber before. We've tried multiple times, in fact. But you know how Beardy rolls a dice every time we have to interact with non-Dwarves, to see how well our mood does around them?
When we've tried to interact with her, we fail. Every. Single. Time.
We've nearly wound up in a civil war with Belegar. We've left her at the mercy of a Waaagh. And even when we applied omake bonuses to socialing her after the whole Vlag thing, we
crit-failed and wound up declaring a minor
Grudge against her
God for "stealing a Dwarven soul and reincarnating it as an Umgi". According to Beardy it's a good thing we applied our bonuses that time, too, because without them the crit-fail would have resulted in us
kidnapping her and dragging her back to Karaz-A-Karak for the Ancestor Cults to test her for her Dwarven soul.
-Beardling player:
…Great Grungni's Beard.
-Loremaster player: So since then we've had an unofficial role: We don't Social the Zhufokri, no matter
how tempting it may be.
-Beardling player: With that background, I can fully see why everyone panicked!
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A Grudge To Bear Quest - Social Turn 185: 7012
You are Thorgrim Grudgebearer. High King of the Karaz Ankor. Declarer of the Age of Reckoning, wearer of the Dragon Crown, keeper of the Dammaz Kron.
And today, you are hiding in your throne room like a beardling.
The reason why meanders through the courtyard outside. An Umgi with ornate grey robes and a Witch Hunter's hat, with her own set of titles.
Dämerlichtreiter in the Umgi language,
Azrildrekked in yours. The woman who turned your world, and the world of the Karaz Ankor, upside-down.
You've only ever seen her once. And even then you didn't interact with her, distracted as you were with Ironhammer's youthful impishness. Though to be fair, you couldn't exactly have known at the time that this woman and her efforts would save you and your race from gradual extinction.
And your interactions with her…haven't been the best. You did kinda abandon her to die, after all, even though that was still back when you were without hope. You also kinda accused her God of stealing a Dwarven soul, too, and with your blood entered as much into the Dammaz Kron. And you were actually trying to be nice to her, then!
The Ancestor Cults
really didn't take your comment, "she must have the soul of a Dawi!", in the spirit you had intended. And by the time you realized your mistake, it was far too late. The High King, after all, cannot disavow his own words like some hot-tempered youth.
Ancestors below, sometimes you really do wish you'd kept your mouth shut.
And now you have a chance, again, to try and just… talk to her.
The question is, do you?
Do you?: 100 Critical Success, 75-99 Dramatic Success, 51-74 Success, 26-50 Failure, 2-25 Dramatic Failure, 1 Critical Failure.
Rolling: 25.
You do
not.
A Thane bustles over to see to the Zhufokrul, and to your great relief he reports to you afterward that it was no more than curiosity that brought her here. For being an Umgi, she's surprisingly adept at the characteristics of a Loremaster, even after technically leaving the position. Maybe she'll make a report of some kind to Ironhammer, maybe she won't. Either way, her Gyrocopter departs with her in it, and yet another opportunity passes you by.
You, the High King of the Karaz Ankor, who has hidden in your throne room at the fear of meeting the Zhufokrul whose actions have saved the Dawi.
You furrow your brow and clench your first, your famous stubbornness coming to the fore. Next time, you swear, you
will go out of your way to meet this strange creature. You
will do your best to speak with her. You will not disgrace yourself, your Clan, your Ancestors, or your very Race.
It's only when the eyes in the statue of Valaya nearby almost seem to twinkle, that you realize you have spoken those words aloud.
Well, krut.
At your next opportunity, the option to social the Zhufokri will be automatically selected for you. As you have sworn an Oath to speak with her, you cannot get out of it except by shaving your head as an Oathbreaker. Needless to say, no matter how glorious your death may be, you doubt Grimnir will look kindly on a Dwarven King going Slayer because they had to speak with an Umgi.
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-Beardy: As an aside, I would like to note that several of the Ancestor Gods (and, of course, the Umgi God Ranald) are amused and/or exasperated with you to varying degrees.
-(Twenty pages of inarticulate screaming and panicking)