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So they gave Wulfik, WULFRIK – CHAMPION OF THE SARL! a write up,
I actually thrown a guy of similar caliber at my party before. They knew he was coming and had access to a canon that they 'borrowed'. So they set the thing up on the other side of a door and just chilled until he showed up. Managed to bait the guy to stand in front of it by the party leader challenging him to a duel. Than he just stepped aside when another party member gave him the signal.

Said great warrior turned into a nice fine red paint for every house on the block. They had another backup plan in case that fucked up, but hey it worked. My main party never had a single honest fight in their entire lives and its fucking amazing.
 
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So they've just completely retconned away that the Norse Dwarves were cut off from the rest of the Old World until the Great War Against Chaos, which means the feat that earned Thorgrim Grudgebearer the crown no longer makes sense. Presumably because, and I'm just guessing here, that book also includes rules for playing a Norse Dwarf adventurer. Sure, why not. They already pulled gnomes out of nowhere for the same reason. Really looking forward to the launch of The Old World and this trickle of retcons becoming a firehose.
I really am just taking 4ed as its own timeline at this stage (with norse dwarfs still around and Nordland having just gotten independence back from midinland and all that.)

way easier to roll with it this way.

I actually thrown a guy of similar caliber at my party before. They knew he was coming and had access to a canon that they 'borrowed'. So they set the thing up on the other side of a door and just chilled until he showed up. Managed to bait the guy to stand in front of it by the party leader challenging him to a duel. Than he just stepped aside when another party member gave him the signal.

Said great warrior turned into a nice fine red paint for every house on the block. They had another backup plan in case that fucked up, but hey it worked.

the thing about WFRP is that kind of plan is always an option, if anything avoiding a fair fight is really the only option.

fighting fair in WFRP is dying in WFRP.

but, just in threoy, if you don't have a plan, or worse, he has a plan, this guy is a problem.
 
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I really am just taking 4ed as its own timeline at this stage (with norse dwarfs still around and Nordland having just gotten independence back from midinland and all that.)

way easier to roll with it this way.
I think part of Boney's reaction is that at some point down the line, there are going to be people in the quest going 'um, actually' about things that are in 4th that he's not including.
 
So they've just completely retconned away that the Norse Dwarves were cut off from the rest of the Old World until the Great War Against Chaos, which means the feat that earned Thorgrim Grudgebearer the crown no longer makes sense. Presumably because, and I'm just guessing here, that book also includes rules for playing a Norse Dwarf adventurer. Sure, why not. They already pulled gnomes out of nowhere for the same reason. Really looking forward to the launch of The Old World and this trickle of retcons becoming a firehose.
NORSE DWARF CHARACTERS
A player may like to create a Norse Dwarf Character from one of the Krakas. If so, these rules can be used rather than the rules for Dwarfs on page 36 of the WFRP Core Rulebook.

Dwarfs (Norse) Skills: Climb, Consume Alcohol, Cool, Endurance, Entertain (Storytelling), Evaluate, Language (Khazalid), Language (Norse), Lore (Dwarfs), Melee (Basic), Sail, Trade (any)

Talents: Carouser or Strong Minded, Magic Resistance, Night Vision, Read/Write or Relentless, Sturdy

:whistle::whistle::whistle:;)
 
Exactly my point. ;) Imagine a quest/campaign where the players roll really well on Mathilde's early years investigation, and the QM drops a zinger like:
"Her position in Stirland was the work of a Lahmian conspiracy." (Which is absolutely true.)
Imagine how we as questers/players would react. Or how they'd view her many many feats since then with that as an establishing piece of information.

Does it look like her roaming around doing good...or a Lahmian rebuilding her powerbase? If they find out about her gathering rare books for a library, does it look like us establishing a safe repository of knowledge and college spinoff...or a cover for moving forbidden tomes and our own location for training wizards outside the Colleges?
Her trip to the Chaos Wastes where she vanished for days at a time?
Mathilde having several private visits with the new Empress and her child who replaces Karl Franz would probably make most suspicious questers panic.

Destroying Drakenhof? Clearly an elaborate ploy to get rid of an uppity Von Carstein. Risky, because it deprives future vampires of a stronghold in Sylvania, but ultimately more beneficial to the Lahmians than any other bloodline. Alternately, it was done to throw suspicion off of her after her master died.
What sort of regular human gets along well with giant self-aware spiders, and then also chooses to make them librarians? Maybe she has a... supernatural, affinity with them?
She's friends with the Egrimm van Horstmann? Even if MoneyB states this is an AU and some things are different to prevent meta-paranoia, that's still suspicious!
She mentioned offhandedly that she is planning for a vacation to Nagarythe in several years?? What does she mean, vacation? How did she get the contacts for it, what did she do to get that connection with Ulthuan? Or maybe she's being cheeky and really means that she's going as part of an alliance with the Dark Elves?

Questers are tearing their hair out trying to deduce why an undercover Lahmian would act as the least subtle Grey Wizard in existence.

There's also all of this
 
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The people at Cubicle 7 are extremely knowledgable about the setting and also, probably because they are not presently being tied to any miniatures game, entirely comfortable making it their own. This has its ups and it has its downs.

My favorite 4e-ism remains the origin they came up with for dark pegasi in the Imperial Zoo. These creatures, never truly focused on, have always presented a conundrum: Why are they an ocean away from their non-dark counterparts? The reason is actually quite simple. You see, mad Bretonnian horse breeders were sad that pegasi always lost when they fought hippogryphs in the wild, so they cross-bred them with daemons. The results were released into the wild, where they quickly made their way to the Chaos Waste and then back down into Naggaroth. I'm still not sure whether this constitutes an up or a down, but I kind of love it either way.
 
I actually did the proofreading for Sea of Claws, credited and everything! Some of the things that got added from my input include the Nun career for Norscan characters, a little explanation of how some of the careers (like Scholar) manifest in Norsca, and access to the Ship Gunner career for high elves. Naturally, this does mean that I am, essentially, a god, shaping the lore and mechanics of Warhammer to my whims, and you may henceforth consider me Tier 0 of what's canon in Divided Loyalties.

(Jokes aside, I am a little tickled that I'm technically a keeper of actually forbidden lore, because some of the entries I read in the timeline were taken out of the final product to save page count.)

It was a great surprise to see that there were rules for Norscan characters, much less three different kinds of Norscans! I'd been wanting rules for them since before I started actually playing the game. The Norse Dwarf stuff was cool too, they got interesting lore and culture, and ultimately a very good trade for the slight canon inconsistency re: Thorgrim's backstory.

One of the best bits is that Manann canonically likes cats: you have a cat on board and it's happy and healthy, and you increase Manann's Mood. Treat it ill and you reduce it. Good thing then that Mathilde's got a good relation with cats, but best not to invoke their master at sea since invoking any god besides him while at sea reduces his mood.

Of course, one of my favourite things in Warhammer is the magic, and I'm quite glad to see how it works at sea. I don't think the lore about Baron Henryk's magic department being a branch college of the Colleges of Magic is compatible with DL though.

Speaking of, we got a bit more information on book-holding places, most of which is compatible with Divided Loyalties, so I'll be adding it to the library post in a little while.

It gave me a chuckle that now we've got not one but two Black Arks that the Empire broke. Maybe Mathilde can carry on that proud tradition when she visits Nagarythe.

I swear to god I'm going to find really important/interesting Runesmith lore in a campaign supplement mentioned offhandedly for shits and giggles with these people.
Sea of Claws page 6 does have this:
Circa –4000 IC
A millennia-long project to inscribe 'Expel Chaos' Master Runes on megaliths around the Krakas of the Norse Dwarfs is commenced.
 
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I actually did the proofreading for Sea of Claws, credited and everything! Some of the things that got added from my input include the Nun career for Norscan characters, a little explanation of how some of the careers (like Scholar) manifest in Norsca, and access to the Ship Gunner career for high elves. Naturally, this does mean that I am, essentially, a god, shaping the lore and mechanics of Warhammer to my whims, and you may henceforth consider me Tier 0 of what's canon in Divided Loyalties.
congrats on the divinity, do you take offerings in internet cookies?

I'm afraid I cant do real ones.
 
so the last thing I want to talk about before going to bed, and one I did not expect to be as interesting as it ended up being.

Is the Chantyman career: in that for a properly trained chantyman and not just a sailer filling in.... their sea chanties have actual power, like, they do stuff that is definitely more than mundane... but they don't have the blessing, invoke or channelling talents. They are explicitly not Miracle workers or Wizards.

they just sing so fucking good that Manann/Stromfels/Mathlann/whoever just ends up bobbing their head along with the crew.
 
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so the last thing I want to talk about before going to bed, and one I did not expect to be as interesting as it ended up being.

Is the Chantyman career: in that for a properly trained chantyman and not just a sailer filling in.... their sea chanties have actual power, like, they do stuff that is definitely more than mundane... but they don't have the blessing, invoke or channelling talents. They are explicitly not Miracle workers or Wizards.

they just sing so fucking good that Manann/Stromfels/Mathlann/whoever just ends up bobbing their head along with the crew.
That is impressive, but not unprecedented in Warhammer. 2nd Edition, for example, had Astrologers actually have the ability to read the future from Star Signs if they succeed on an Academic Knowledge(Astronomy) test, manifested as positive or negative modifiers to tests related to your Star Sign, or even giving you three additional Fortune Points for a day. In fact, if you knew the Star Sign they were born under, you could deliberately read someone's fortune multiple consecutive times in a month to curse them to automatic failures (that not even Fortune Points could undo) in tests of the GM's choosing.

2e also had the third and final stage of the Zealot's career chain, the Scourge of God, gain the Resistance to Chaos talent, meaning that they became permanently immune to Chaos mutations and received a whole +20 to any tests to resist magic through nothing but sheer frothing insanity and rabid zeal.

There was also the Divine Inspiration talent, unique to the Prelate career, which gave a free Fortune Point each day for tests involving their Cult Skills, or on tests that involve obeying one of your God's strictures.

What I'm saying is, there's been previous instances of people who are explicitly not miracle workers or wizards still wielding power that should qualify as mystical.
 
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It still boggles the mind that the astounding amount of free advertising that the incredible success of Total Warhammer could have been is still entirely uncapitalized upon. They could have made a fortune just doing a limited re-release run of the existing legendary lord models. Did they destroy all the WFB molds or something?
A decent number of WFB sculpts are still being sold as part of the Age of Sigmar range. Many of the sculpts were decomissioned, but many are still in stock, including some truly ancient ones and one made out of metal or resin. The Skaven, Beasts of Chaos and Seraphon ranges are examples of that.

Perhaps most notable is the Cities of Sigmar range, which is almost entirely made up of old sculpts from WHF. Dark Elves, Wood Elves, High Elves, Dwarves and the Empire. Some of the special characters have also been turned into generic characters. Karl Franz is the "Freeguild General on Griffon" and Belegar Ironhammer is the "Warden King" of the Dispossessed.

They haven't exactly capitalised over TW in the form of promotions or anything, but it's not like all the miniatures are gone. Although I think I should note that a lot of the older miniatures are really showing their age in comparison to the modern ones.

You can browse the Age of Sigmar range online if you'd like. If you want to check out specific models, go under the specific Grand Alliance and then click on the desired faction.
 
Doing some rereading, and this is still one of my favourite bits:

There's a familiar groan of rope and timber, and you refrain from sighing as you listen to the growing chorus of stones and bolts being launched and count down the seconds until- "My-" the Dwarf hesitates, unsure of a proper title. "Loremaster?"

"Thane," you say. And you would always be, from now on. Dwarves didn't believe in temporary titles.

"My Thane," he says, glad to be on firm ground. "The Broken Toof greenskins are sallying out of Karag Rhyn."

That dwarf is so relived there's a Thane in charge. Sure, she's a human wizard who's barely old enough to be an adult, but she's a Thane, and that's all that matters. All is right with the world. Dragon rampage? The Thane will deal with it. Mors and Eshin mobilising? Thane. Incoming Waaagh? Thane.
 
If that happens, either Boney offers it as an option for Social turn or it becomes an event that takes up our Random Social slot. Pretty sure he wouldn't just die offscreen without a mention. I don't know how Qretch wants his body to be interred. If it's a reasonable request then I'd be happy to grant it.
Qrech can't be dead, Quirin hasn't even gotten his doctorate yet.
 
A decent number of WFB sculpts are still being sold as part of the Age of Sigmar range.
Actually, on this topic, there is something of consideration. The CIties of Sigmar was always the "regular people faction" of Age of Sigmar, focused on bringing Humans, Dwarves and Elves together into one army focused on cooperation. However, it's primarily been represented by Warhammer Fantasy models, and GW announced some sort of ambitious plan to rectify that. They call it the Dawnbringer Crusades.

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure plans have been derailed on that topic. I think they were announced back in 2021 with the release of AoS 3.0, but Covid delayed things, then they started focusing on Horus Heresy, and now GW are releasing books and models at a drip feed rate for AoS which have been done for a long time (according to inside sources). The plan was to reconstruct the line of models and create new mortals, specifically humans, and it apparently involves lots of Sigmarite iconography. People compare this to the Sisters of Battle release kerfuffle.

I assume the models are going to be backwards compatible with the Old World. At least for the Sigmar Empire faction. I think the Old World might try to attempt Taalite, Sigmarite and Ulrican factions to represent the Age of Three Emperors.
 
so the last thing I want to talk about before going to bed, and one I did not expect to be as interesting as it ended up being.

Is the Chantyman career: in that for a properly trained chantyman and not just a sailer filling in.... their sea chanties have actual power, like, they do stuff that is definitely more than mundane... but they don't have the blessing, invoke or channelling talents. They are explicitly not Miracle workers or Wizards.

they just sing so fucking good that Manann/Stromfels/Mathlann/whoever just ends up bobbing their head along with the crew.
Look, if you're going to tell me that this isn't magical, then I'm going to call you a liar.


View: https://youtu.be/49FWp7WLYKw
 
I'm barely into 40K, so I only know this from peripheral discussion from people who compare one thing to another. From cursory stuff, I assume it's referencing either 8th or 9th Edition Sisters of Battle, where they were coming back after some sort of hiatus and their range was being updated, but it was announced super early and they released "development diaries" that people didn't like because it was so incomplete.

Announcing things too early is a real problem. Announce them when you have something to show, not when you're just showing us concept art.
 
So I'm reading Broken Realms Morathi, and I thought this part was interesting as an exploration of Slaanesh's character:

"A ceaseless torrent of souls gushed into Slaanesh's belly.

At first the captive god was euphoric, for it had been a long time since he had feasted so well. Then he began to taste the notes of this unexpected bounty. He shuddered with revulsion as he recognised the sickening taint of his brother gods: the ugly foulness of Nurgle, the tedious wrath of Khorne and the artless scheming of Tzeentch. These were rotten victuals, sworn to his despised kin and marinated in their insipid fixations. They spilled down his gullet by the thousand, bloating his shackled form. Slaanesh shuddered and retched, and struggled against his chains, but he could no more break free than he could prevent the stream of sickening spirit-essence flooding into him. Through a haze of revulsion, the Dark Prince sensed an opening in the folds of reality – something had breached the wards of his prison." Page 44

Slaanesh doesn't like eating the souls of non-Slaaneshi Chaos Worshippers, and it makes sense honestly. Slaanesh has reasons to dislike his brothers.
 
Doing some rereading, and this is still one of my favourite bits:



That dwarf is so relived there's a Thane in charge. Sure, she's a human wizard who's barely old enough to be an adult, but she's a Thane, and that's all that matters. All is right with the world. Dragon rampage? The Thane will deal with it. Mors and Eshin mobilising? Thane. Incoming Waaagh? Thane.
She pulled it off too. Clearly a Thane can always be trusted to handle things.
 
So I'm reading Broken Realms Morathi, and I thought this part was interesting as an exploration of Slaanesh's character:

"A ceaseless torrent of souls gushed into Slaanesh's belly.

At first the captive god was euphoric, for it had been a long time since he had feasted so well. Then he began to taste the notes of this unexpected bounty. He shuddered with revulsion as he recognised the sickening taint of his brother gods: the ugly foulness of Nurgle, the tedious wrath of Khorne and the artless scheming of Tzeentch. These were rotten victuals, sworn to his despised kin and marinated in their insipid fixations. They spilled down his gullet by the thousand, bloating his shackled form. Slaanesh shuddered and retched, and struggled against his chains, but he could no more break free than he could prevent the stream of sickening spirit-essence flooding into him. Through a haze of revulsion, the Dark Prince sensed an opening in the folds of reality – something had breached the wards of his prison." Page 44

Slaanesh doesn't like eating the souls of non-Slaaneshi Chaos Worshippers, and it makes sense honestly. Slaanesh has reasons to dislike his brothers.

I don't think any of them like eating the souls belonging to any other in the pantheon.

Compare it, I dunno, with Sigmar's consternation if Mathilde has bitten it and entered his realm instead of Ranald's where she belongs.

But more relevantly, I wouldn't be surprised if dedicated souls had a specific "flavor" or something, like Slaanesh is for example all about hedonism, and his followers will reflect that, while Nurglites are affable couch potatoes who wouldn't give that much of a fuck about finding pleasure in life.
 
I don't think even GW appreciates his legacy. Most of the End Times is either ignored or retconned in Age of Sigmar, and one notable part is that in Broken Realms Morathi, the whole "Every Phoenix King after Aenarion is false and a pretender" from End Times was retconned. Every Phoenix King had a touch of Divinity and was blessed by Asuryan, it's how Morathi managed to become a Goddess. By eating them.
I said this yesterday. To fully comprehend the nature of the retcon, quoting the section in question is probably best:
Like a lighthouse amidst a raging ocean, the Lantern called forth spirits that had lingered in torment within the Dark Prince for countless centuries. They surged to freedom in their multitudes. Most were dull, ragged things, flickering with the merest traces of potential. These Morathi brushed aside dismissively. She sought those souls which blazed like stars, undiminished by the aeons they had spent in torturous bondage: the souls of ancient kings of the aelven race, who had, in another world, ruled over an empire unrivalled in its beauty and grace.

Even now they bore a flicker of divinity. Within each burned the ember of a sacred flame, undimmed by the weight of ages. As these radiant souls reached out to her, Morathi felt a flood of stirring emotion. Some of these beings she had known, in a life long lost to her. Some she had hated. Some she had feared. One amongst them, she had even loved.

Memories both bitter and sweet swirled in her mind. The pang of her lonely existence briefly ached at her, but only for an instant; Morathi smothered that weakness, turned her heart to iron. She had come here for a single purpose, and no mortal emotion would intervene. Her body became that of a writhing serpent, formed from the deepest shadows. She seized the nearest of the king-souls in her coils and latched onto it with night-black fangs. Morathi drank deep, draining every drop of its potent power, leaving nothing but a husk of ash behind. Then, she snatched another and another, and each met the same doom as the first. Morathi screamed in triumph as she felt herself swelling with divine might.

Horrified, the king-souls tried to escape the Shadow Queen's grasp, but her grasping coils would not relent. Still, they possessed formidable power, and took mystical forms of their own to deny their betrayer. Some transformed into flame-winged eagles, swooping down to rake Morathi's eyes. Others summoned spears and blades of sunlight, or became waves of azure magic that struck at the Shadow Queen's serpentine form.

Yet with every one of their number consumed, Morathi grew mightier. One by one the king-souls were devoured, until only a single radiant spirit remained – perhaps the most powerful of all. On the threshold of her ascension, Morathi hesitated. This being she had once shared a closeness with that her cruel heart had never experienced before or since.

It was a moment of weakness that would cost her dearly. The kingsoul – filled with rage at the slaughter of its kin – became a sword of fire and blood, a blazing brand that hewed straight through Morathi's soul, sundering the very core of her being. The Shadow Queen reeled and screeched in agony, black ichor pouring from the terrible wound. As Morathi fell into darkness, cleaved in twain, the bloated body of Slaanesh began to convulse. A chorus of demented groans issued from the captive god's thousand mouths, followed by a flood of glittering drool. This viscous torrent coalesced into a shimmering, protean shape that raced after the retreating Shadow Queen…
From Page 45 of Broken Realms Morathi.

So far, this book might be the best story involving Morathi that I've ever read. It portrays her in all her glory and presents her as a multi-faceted character. I got to see her vulnerable, bitter, jealous, angry, scheming, smug, devious, sad and even experience love, and yet she discards it all for her ambitions. Because that's who she is, and I couldn't appreciate it more that despite all the struggles she's gone through she's managed to succeed. I don't like her as a person at all, but I liked watching her achieve her goal. It was pretty engaging.

It also helps that the whole "false Phoenix Kings" thing was ret-conned. There's something bittersweet about getting to see the Phoenix Kings demonstrate the fact that they're all divinely blessed years after the End Times.
 
I said this yesterday. To fully comprehend the nature of the retcon, quoting the section in question is probably best:

From Page 45 of Broken Realms Morathi.

So far, this book might be the best story involving Morathi that I've ever read. It portrays her in all her glory and presents her as a multi-faceted character. I got to see her vulnerable, bitter, jealous, angry, scheming, smug, devious, sad and even experience love, and yet she discards it all for her ambitions. Because that's who she is, and I couldn't appreciate it more that despite all the struggles she's gone through she's managed to succeed. I don't like her as a person at all, but I liked watching her achieve her goal. It was pretty engaging.

It also helps that the whole "false Phoenix Kings" thing was ret-conned. There's something bittersweet about getting to see the Phoenix Kings demonstrate the fact that they're all divinely blessed years after the End Times.
You know. After reading how you were enjoying AoS so much, I was almost considering giving it another chance. And then I have read that paragraph and only emotions I have felt were sadness and disgust.
 
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