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Tzeentch fuckin us really hard with that die roll.

I'm down for Wizard and I'm down for Ranaldian but I'm 1000% against crippling the kid because sus reasons.
 
Grudgelore is written by a human? Sounds like the type of thing to get you grudged. How could you possibly title your book Grudgelore without spending decades taking the necessary lessons and instructions under a certified Loremaster?

It was written by a bookseller and scholar who bought one of Karak Eight Peaks' Books of Grudges from a group of adventurers, and it's written for human readers with the explicit moral of 'never wrong a dwarf'.

@Boney I know you don't typically give character descriptions but I've been dying to know for a long while what Heidi looks like. Would you mind giving a basic description? My mind can fill in the blanks, I'd just like a place to start with.

Rather plain if you catch her unprepared. Slim build, medium-length brown hair that can be nudged into being black or red, looks that can be nudged into cute or pretty with the right outfit and makeup, and for the time Mathilde has known her, with an educated and upper-class facade that's very convincing unless you're a Stirlander from an academic background that's looking for it.

Or if you want something more visual, Sophie Devereaux from Leverage would be a good ballpark.
 
I'm a little surprised Mathilde is so cavalier about the potential rumors after she raises the possibility once, but, I guess, no other way for the private conversation to happen.

On the other hand, maybe if we get involved in the imperial internal politics or the criminal underground again some years in the future, people'll just start surrendering out of hand. I mean, if Lady Magister means nothing to you except for a fancy wizard title, "that woman who is sleeping with the empress and is still alive" is surely bound to make an impression on someone. A lot of someones, rather.
 
[X] Wizard

Had a fun (silly, crazy, stupid) idea. What if we, in a few arks, get to once more be spymaster for Van Hal. Except it's now Empress Van Hal, and we also need to help our godson the Wizard Elector-prince of Reikland.

Que title drop.
 
When did any Grand Theogonist declare themselves Emperor?
I can't remember which sourcebook I read it from, so while I go trawling through the ones I have, have this from the wiki:
"The civil war had religious aspects; the Ottilian Emperors were supported by the cult of Taal and openly hostile to the cult of Sigmar. The antagonized Sigmarite cult supported the Elected Emperors (the Grand Theogonist was sometimes known to crown himself Emperor). The Wolf Emperors were usually staunch followers of Ulric and through a political agreement gained the full support of the cult of Ulric.[8] "

And judging by this passage from pg. 20 of the Tome of Salvation, it happened at least once:
"The Age of Wars came to an end when Ar-Ulric returned to Middenheim in 1547 IC. The Ulrican cult had fallen out with Ottilia's successors, and so reluctantly accepted celibacy for its priesthood (in order that rival dynasties to Middenheim's grand dukes could not be founded) in order to return to the cult's high temple. Within a month, Middenheim declared itself independent from Sigmar's Empire, and Ar-Ulric crowned Grand Duke Heinrich as emperor. The fact that Heinrich had just been spurned by the Sigmarite Cult, with the Grand Theogonist crowning a different emperor to the one voted (him), was claimed to be coincidental."
 
Great update. I loved everything, from all the geopolitical glimpses we got to Paranoth's spit-take to Heidi's emotional conversation with the one friend she can be honest with.

Putting my Halétha fanboy hat on, this comment is interesting:
Whether the Schattenwald is itself evil or merely full of it is a matter of much debate," he says as you wrap up, "but it's a distinction lost on most. It is the nature of a society built on farming to be opposed to the forest, so there's no benefit of the doubt to be found for the Schattenwald.
Perhaps Halétha really is the Goddess of the Forest of Shadows, rather than simply the Goddess that protects from the forest. Perhaps the forest itself needs protecting. Then again, Paranoth isn't even sure the Forest isn't evil, he's just saying it's not entirely clear that it is, so who knows.

On the Mandred vote, I previously said why I think Ranald is the way to go. The claim that it's riskier is...I get it, but if Mandred is going to be a Ranald worshipper in any capacity (which is the plan, isn't it?) then that's a risk with or without magic power. I guess what I'm saying is that it's a risk, sure, but Ranald knew it was a risk when he initially came up with this crazy scheme. I don't hate the idea of him being a wizard, or of him not being an Emperor at all, but personally, I would rather double down on our God's bet.
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I'm a little surprised Mathilde is so cavalier about the potential rumors after she raises the possibility once, but, I guess, no other way for the private conversation to happen.

On the other hand, maybe if we get involved in the imperial internal politics or the criminal underground again some years in the future, people'll just start surrendering out of hand. I mean, if Lady Magister means nothing to you except for a fancy wizard title, "that woman who is sleeping with the empress and is still alive" is surely bound to make an impression on someone. A lot of someones, rather.
I don't think Emperors mind affairs as long as things are made clear. Lots of marriages are arranged and not done out of love, so I don't think it's extraordinary for the Empire to have had several Emperors and Empresses with known affairs. This is also putting aside the possibility of polyamory.

I mean, obviously it's the type of things people in court titter and gossip about, but it's not the kind of thing that can cause widespread trouble considering how easily Heidi dismisses it.
 
And judging by this passage from pg. 20 of the Tome of Salvation, it happened at least once:
"The Age of Wars came to an end when Ar-Ulric returned to Middenheim in 1547 IC. The Ulrican cult had fallen out with Ottilia's successors, and so reluctantly accepted celibacy for its priesthood (in order that rival dynasties to Middenheim's grand dukes could not be founded) in order to return to the cult's high temple. Within a month, Middenheim declared itself independent from Sigmar's Empire, and Ar-Ulric crowned Grand Duke Heinrich as emperor. The fact that Heinrich had just been spurned by the Sigmarite Cult, with the Grand Theogonist crowning a different emperor to the one voted (him), was claimed to be coincidental."
That passage is saying that Henrich won election but wasn't crowned, it doesn't say that the GT crowned himself.
 
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[] Other: While this seems like the kind of thing that ultimately gets left to mortal choice, it certainly couldn't hurt for Heidi and yourself to pray to your oldest friend for guidance/His opinion in His shrine, in the presence of His coin.

Further thoughts: the empire being led by someone with divinely backed miraculous good luck could certainly be helpful. On the other hand, even ignore the divine politics at play, it would also probably mean internal strife when the Protector comes out to play and the themes of "screw the cruel bastards that are so powerful that no-one else is willing to" outweigh realpolitik
 
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I don't think Emperors mind affairs as long as things are made clear. Lots of marriages are arranged and not done out of love, so I don't think it's extraordinary for the Empire to have had several Emperors and Empresses with known affairs. This is also putting aside the possibility of polyamory.

I mean, obviously it's the type of things people in court titter and gossip about, but it's not the kind of thing that can cause widespread trouble considering how easily Heidi dismisses it.
I think it is more that rumors are inevitable, and Heidi is more than capable of dealing with them and Mathilde trusts Heidi to not try to throw her under the buss (out of self preservation if nothing else).

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[] Other: While this seems like the kind of thing that ultimately gets left to mortal choice, it certainly couldn't hurt for Heidi and yourself to pray to your oldest friend for guidance/His opinion in His shrine, in the presence of His coin.
I don't think a "ask npc to make the decision" is going to fly here.
 
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The implication is that Mathilde straight up doesn't care, which is a step up from her sheer embarassment at the Abelhelm incident despite the similarities.
 
[] Other: While this seems like the kind of thing that ultimately gets left to mortal choice, it certainly couldn't hurt for Heidi and yourself to pray to your oldest friend for guidance/His opinion in His shrine, in the presence of His coin.
Boney's generally resisted write-ins like this, on the basis that the thread would vote to seek Ranald's guidance for everything.
 
It was written by a bookseller and scholar who bought one of Karak Eight Peaks' Books of Grudges from a group of adventurers, and it's written for human readers with the explicit moral of 'never wrong a dwarf'.
Stone and Steel is definitely the better of the two books IMO, and for a lot of cultural stuff I personally like it more because it creates a distinct identity for the Dwarfs and their culture that's a lot more flavourful than beer, beards and fury. Grudgelore is the more recent of the two and I have used details from it, like the scales or the whole beard belt thing, but as something implied to be of a holdover from more archaic traditions of my whole "Zorn was a really bad time for regular Dwarfs" idea.

Anyway, this is all just to point out that once again, when it concerns Dwarfs in Warhammer both in-universe and out, the older stuff is generally better than the newer stuff.

As is proper.
 
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The implication is that Mathilde straight up doesn't care, which is a step up from her sheer embarassment at the Abelhelm incident despite the similarities.
Difference of a 20 year old just out of school doing her first job, and someone in her forties at the top of her career, trusted and consulted by monarchs and seneschals for her expertice on foreign policy.
Mathilde has grown a lot over the years.
 
I don't think a "ask npc to make the decision" is going to fly here.
Boney's generally resisted write-ins like this, on the basis that the thread would vote to seek Ranald's guidance for everything.
My meaning wasn't "ask an npc" it was "regardless of what the thread decides, the fluff should probably include a prayer session, most likely followed by a cat studiously ignoring the question"
 
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