Ericwinter
Definitely not a Skaven Infiltrator
- Location
- America
Random drucchi pirate we captured in Eight Peaks?"EVERYTHING!"
"Let's see... hm.... Stirlandian merchant?"
"No"
"Stirlandian noble?"
"NO!"
"Sylvanian vampire?"
"Argh!"
"Apprentice Necromancer?"
"Appr-NOW YOU ARE JUST INSULTING ME!"
"You are not giving me a lot to work with, okay! Even whathisname Alkazeltser was more memorable. No green skin so no orc. Hmm... Skaven sympathizer?"
"You are horrid."
"Chaos dwarf employed mercenary?"
"Gods, no!"
"Hmm, I'm running out of ideas here. Generic ally/worshipper/enabler/cultist of Chaos?"
"Really!?"
"Demon of Slaanesh?"
*Scream of unending mental anguish*
"Is... is that a yes? I want to say that was a negative scream of pain but with the Excessive One..."
Also, who, Mathilde has killed and looted a lot of different people when you list them off like that.