ConfusedCanuck
Where did it all go wrong?
- Location
- Neverland
Ah it's always a good day when Fredrick is screwing up deamons plans just by being in their general vicinity.
Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism
- Thread starter torroar
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- Mature
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Night_stalker
Slava Ukraini!
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Nah, that's what they want.
That said, we really need to start bringing an army. Or maybe not. I mean, we've had great success with a small elite unit each time so far.....
"I've survived more apocalypses than you've had chest colds."
— Nicol Bolas, Magic: the Gathering
Rather fitting.
- Location
- madison
One of nurgles more mundanely messed up themes is that of the abusive father and unhealthy family dynamics. which explains why this guy is kidna wreck. He's playing the part of an abused neglected son seeing his chance for fathers love go south. As to why he's worried enofgh to fall into that role, I suspect freddie has something of a reputation for runining things among demons.
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
Yeah seeing what our wife is doing to the Dryads and Fae portions of the enemy force really validates my opinion that we made the right choice, since if we bring Winter to this battlefield that would seriously cut down on the enemy forces.
Plus it would be oh so perfect if the Ulric worshiping cavalry arrives just as winter sets in.
Plus it would be oh so perfect if the Ulric worshiping cavalry arrives just as winter sets in.
- Location
- Null Island
I thought papa nurgle was pretty benevolent. The irony being that the most psychologically repulsive chaos god is also the most kind.
I always got the impression that in his own mind he was doting and kind. Its just that mentally he is astronomically out of touch with reality. His point of view being that living is needless suffering, and he is going to do what is best for you, whether you're willing or not.
Then like a nice responsible adult SHOULD, he stuffs you with terrifying grimdark space plagues, and everyone lives happily ever after.
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Always had this impression too.
Khepri14
Thus kindly I scatter...
- Location
- Following the wind
Not even Nurgle can defeat Alzheimer's.
(No disrespect meant towards anyone with actual Alzheimer's).
- Location
- Actually pretty lost
For us. Otherwise there wouldn't be the +5 for Greatsword Support.
- Location
- Lowton
If the modifiers mean anything probably us.
They are the same modifiers used for us before.
*Insert joke about government bureaucrats.*
Okay.
"I'm the Government,/I'm the Government,/I'm the reason nothing works!"
-MST3k
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- He/Him
The apprentice who is younger than us has a higher Martial...why are we counted as one of the most proficient fighters in the world again?
Personal chosen apprentice of Tyrion or not.
Personal chosen apprentice of Tyrion or not.
Most people aren't elves. Or wield magical arms and armor. Or are taught by quite possibly the greatest swordsmaster in the world.
That second bit.
Being Tyrion's squire means you can solo most of the planet in 1v1.
Recall that Tyrion tested her a few years back by having her kill the Druuchi Dreadlord whose Black Ark Alarielle sunk.
Dreadlord's are among the world's best combatants as well, and Tyrion figured his squire could handle it.
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Mopman43
Mountain-Hermit of Nitpeak
- Location
- Vermont
I mean, I'm pretty confident we're one of the most proficient in the Empire.
Outside of the Empire... it's a big world out there.
- Location
- madison
What do you call a father who insist he loves you while they ignore your needs and opinion as well as gleefully hurting you supposedly for your own good?
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- Location
- alphen aan den rijn
well we are pretty good for a human and also all the above points
NCRTrooper
Wishing For A Nuclear Winter
- Location
- New York
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- He/Him
Freddy and Natasha are so damn cool. They are peak relationship goals.
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- He/Him/His
Freddy, Freddy, Freddy.
This is Nordland.
All Sunweaver has to do is name drop Nurgle and she will be ready to literally fight just for the opportunity.
lancelot
Completely worth it
We need to give serious thought to borrowing that Daemon killing sword from Ortrud as we keep running into these fucker and maybe if we're known to permakill them when they fuck with us they'll leave us alone. It isn't like they could have more of a bone to pick with us.
Followers of Nurgle(at least in Fantasy, not sure about 40k) actually genuinely appreciate their illnesses. In that sense, Nurgle doesn't ignore the opinion of his children, he simply changes it.
Do normal parents not try to teach their children social norms, mores and family traditions?
As for their needs? Nurgle might not fix your hunger by giving you food, but he does make sure you're no longer hungry... by removing the need to eat altogether.
Nurgle's children "need" normal things the way regular kids need candy. And he instead gives his kids toys(plagues) before telling them to go outside and play with(infect) their friends(victims).
Sure, some potential kids also refuse to sign the adoption papers and refuse to go into the unmarked white van to chloroform/morphine the pain away, but those naughty children are blatantly rejecting his solution. And they aren't his children yet anyway.
- Location
- Brazil, Minas gerais
They all have a bit of Nurgle in them. And with that I mean bacteria that help a person to live.