Yeah, going to smash some skulls in with our dwarf-friends sounds fun. I'm greedy, too, so I can't help but wonder if we'll be able to get access to that egg-iron if we really impress them.

Uh. Not that I even know what we would craft with it. I mean, the only thing I can think of is crafting a better set of chainmail once we get Forgefire, or possibly a helmet/rune item (such as a buckle, arm-ring, bracelet,etc.).

I'm surprised we didn't put any runes on our chainmail, actually.
 
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Yeah, going to smash some skulls in with our dwarf-friends sounds fun. I'm greedy, too, so I can't help but wonder if we'll be able to get access to that egg-iron if we really impress them.

Uh. Not that I even know what we would craft with it. I mean, the only thing I can think of is crafting a better set of chainmail once we get Forgefire, or possibly a helmet/rune item (such as a buckle, arm-ring, bracelet,etc.).

I'm surprised we didn't put any runes on our chainmail, actually.
We could do "a best material" and "all bonuses we can gather" round of crafting tools.

Iirc it was stated in thread that fighting dwarves underground is a really bad idea.
Having dwarven allies may change that, but I'd still strongly prefer doing serious preparation beforehand.
Also to be sure that we show ourselves from our most asskick side.
 
"Hey Blackhand? did you ever year somebody talking abaout the Ancient Roman Empire? or the Ancient Greeks? what do you know abaout them?"
'The Greeks cultivated via philosophy. The Romans through duty. I know nothing other than that.'

1) Can the giants/jotun cultivate?
'I don't know.'
2) Have you ever met an elf, and if so, what were they like? Do you know where elves reside?
'Elves are to the Vanir as we are to the Aesir. We are the children of the Aesir. They are the children of the Vanir.
They are beautiful in a way that we as humans simply aren't. They remind me of the Foemen with how their appearances are just subtly wrong, subtly inhuman.

They call the realm of Alfheim their home.'

3) Can humans procreate with other races?'
'...Yes.'

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Alright, voting is now closed though a bit later than anticipated, but I was playing Dwarf Fortress so it was time well spent.
Scheduled vote count started by Imperial Fister on May 15, 2023 at 6:11 PM, finished with 210 posts and 4 votes.

  • [X] Plan Prepping For The Future
    -[X] Speak further to the Seeress, both regarding the trial, but particularly about Wolfwind, both how to free him if he's been magically compelled and to see if she can find him.
    -[X] Go shopping. Specifically, we're looking for any available magical plants and to buy an arm-ring or some other jewelry appropriate for putting Runes on. We have silver, so the iron shortage shouldn't stop the latter.
    -[X] Try and see if there's any more networking to be done. Three judges on-side is great, more would be better.
    -[X] Try and find anyone in town whose testimony can support ours. The skald who told the story about Horra, or the guy who sold the elephant to him, or whoever else.
    -[X] Try and see if we can find anyone who has kids around the same age as ours so we can hopefully help them achieve a proper peer group.
    [X] Buy 2 slates (10 oz. silver)
 
I wonder if the Greek Gods are still around, or if they died with the end of Greek civilisation. Hm. Or maybe they simply turned into their ROman counterparts, and instead died with Rome? Eh, probably doesn't matter to us in the grand scheme of things.


What have you been up to Hallr? Hm?

Having dwarven allies may change that, but I'd still strongly prefer doing serious preparation beforehand.

I mean, I'm not sure how we can prepare if we don't know what we're preparing against. I'm of the opinion we should help the Ducklings in their feud, but it would be a good idea to get information on how dwarves fight from them.

We could do "a best material" and "all bonuses we can gather" round of crafting tools.

If we have enough of said 'best material', then sure. But if not, I'd rather save it can craft some masterpieces with it before making stuff like tools.
 
3) Can humans procreate with other races, and if the answer is yes, can these offspring cultivate like normal humans?'
i mean, that would make sense, what with the many mythologies having halfbreeds... and als-
yeah, i am not suprised. magic exist after all...
What have you been up to Hallr? Hm?
...did you forgot?
'Anything like it? I had something of a rendezvous with a water-creature that could shed her skin to assume a human form. But other than that I can't recall a puppet like this.'
That reminds me... there are most likely Tricks, Muna(s) perhaps even hugreida that can have similar effects to the fertility charms.... or the reverse, for infertility for all the fun and none of the consequences. Perhaps shapeshifting too.
Still, i find it hilarious Abjorn developed that calming trick, probably by sheer survival instinct lol
Yeah, going to smash some skulls in with our dwarf-friends sounds fun. I'm greedy, too, so I can't help but wonder if we'll be able to get access to that egg-iron if we really impress them.

Uh. Not that I even know what we would craft with it. I mean, the only thing I can think of is crafting a better set of chainmail once we get Forgefire, or possibly a helmet/rune item (such as a buckle, arm-ring, bracelet,etc.).

I'm surprised we didn't put any runes on our chainmail, actually.
Eh, the egg iron is what sold to the humans, by what the smith said.... though, if we can swing that, i would like to get some water attuned iron and remake our armor with that, helmet too. (perhaps gauntlets/bracers and greaves too, once we talk with Gabriel or Jerasmus about armors....)
'The Greeks cultivated via philosophy. The Romans through duty. I know nothing other than that.'
huh, neat.
So Diogenes's shitpost with the chicken was, like, one of the biggest hits?
As for Romans and duty... how did they recounciled that with bribery and assassinations of superiors and such? Was Caesar's assassination good or bad, i wonder....

Edit: Fixed the Philosopher, thanks for the catch Alectai! It was Diogenes, not Socrates.
 
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huh, neat.
So Socrates's shitpost with the chicken was, like, one of the biggest hits?
As for Romans and duty... how did they recounciled that with bribery and assassinations of superiors and such? Was Caesar's assassination good or bad, i wonder....

I will just leave this here:

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The saying goes that when a man is born the Fates weave his destiny and swaddle him in it. Then one day the man dies, and the swaddle becomes a shroud. Heaven moves on. It is audacity to question the Fates. Olympus is Olympus. The land of men is the land of men. To transgress that, to cross the...

@Imperial Fister have you by any chance read this novel?
 
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huh, neat.
So Socrates's shitpost with the chicken was, like, one of the biggest hits?
As for Romans and duty... how did they recounciled that with bribery and assassinations of superiors and such? Was Caesar's assassination good or bad, i wonder....

Wasn't it Diogenes who did the shitpost with the chicken?

"A Man is a featherless biped"

Diogenes (Plucks the feathers out of a chicken, brings it to one of Plato's Lectures) "BEHOLD! A MAN!"

Plato: (Misses the point) "Correction, a man is a featherless biped with flat, broad nails"
 
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That was supposed to be poking fun at Hallr, but no, I did not forget that Hallr has slept with a lot of women, some inhuman.

Eh, the egg iron is what sold to the humans, by what the smith said.... though, if we can swing that, i would like to get some water attuned iron and remake our armor with that, helmet too. (perhaps gauntlets/bracers and greaves too, once we talk with Gabriel or Jerasmus about armors....)

That's true... but I'm also pretty sure the conflict will make it so that the egg-iron won't be in the Blacksmith's store anytime soon, since the dwarves are currently in the middle of a war.

Why water-attuned iron, though? From what I understand, it'd literally do nothing, so you can't exactly attack people with armour. And even then... what would it accomplish?
 
Ah, Virtuous Sons, one of the major inspirations for this story. If you've enjoyed NorseQuest's funkiness, then you'll also like Virtuous Sons.

I did think it felt familiar, though if anybody reading this is interested in Virtuous Sons I can recomend reading it in bite sized chunks as it does get rather heavy, the futher you get into the book(s).
 
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Wasn't it Diogenes who did the shitpost with the chicken?

"A Man is a featherless biped"

Diogenes (Plucks the feathers out of a chicken, brings it to one of Plato's Lectures) "BEHOLD! A MAN!"

Plato: (Misses the point) "Correction, a man is a featherless biped with flat, broad nails"
Yeah my bad, teaches me to look stuff up instead of going from memory before posting...
Why water-attuned iron, though? From what I understand, it'd literally do nothing, so you can't exactly attack people with armour. And even then... what would it accomplish?
its WoG, so it got buried in the thread, but here:
So, Forged Iron is best for Raw Numbers out of the stuff we have, but the magical stuff carries neato perks?
Yep. Immunity to that kind of damage, for example. It is freakishly expensive, of course, but it's good.
And we are weak to water type attacks so....
 
So a question either for the QM for Halla general knowledge, or for the Seeress, random person or skald in the Thing.

What is the publicly known reason for the Jomsvikingar suddenly losing 4 Steelfathers? did they admit they faced a very powerful warrior who managed to gank 4 of them? tell another story? (which is dangerous in this culture), refuse to elborate on their missing members?

Also.

'Blackhand, do you know of any way to increase the chances for true death? or alternativly, do you know if all Steelfathers death are true death or can they return to life with another body?'

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'The Greeks cultivated via philosophy. The Romans through duty. I know nothing other than that.'

You exist, The world is Iron now. : (
 
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What is the publicly known reason for the Jomsvikingar suddenly losing 4 Steelfathers? did they admit they faced a very powerful warrior who managed to gank 4 of them? tell another story? (which is dangerous in this culture), refuse to elborate on their missing members?
Blackhand killed them

Blackhand was a very influential figure in his time.
'Blackhand, do you know of any way to increase the chances for true death? or alternativly, do you know if all Steelfathers death are true death or can they return to life with another body?'
'If you can kill a Steelfather, then it is over for them. Such is Steel. As for true death? I can't recall any techniques or methods off the top of my head. Perhaps my memory needs jogging.'
 
... Ah

I get it.

Steel is stubborn and refuses to change, so if you can beat a Steelfather into Bodily Death, they can never recover from it. Because Steel's immutability works against it then.

Of course, actually killing a Steelfather requires some serious mojo given their nigh invulnerability.
 
Huh. Is our family famous? Like, I know we're pretty famous in the Hading Valley (even if the only person that's ever remarked on it has been Folkmarr), but are we well-known in other Norse lands, too? Is it common knowledge that we're descended from Volsung?
 
... Ah

I get it.

Steel is stubborn and refuses to change, so if you can beat a Steelfather into Bodily Death, they can never recover from it. Because Steel's immutability works against it then.

Of course, actually killing a Steelfather requires some serious mojo given their nigh invulnerability.
Or whatever cursed attribute steel has that make a body be unable to be restored and require a new one also effect the soul of Steelfathers because they bonded with it beyond merely wielding it. making their soul unrecoverable.
 
I wonder if Steelfathers even get entry into Folkvangr or Valhalla... Odin doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would pass up on strong as fuck warriors for Ragnarok, but it would be nice if they got to rot in Ginnungagap or Helheim for all of eternity.
 
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