DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Or, a detailed list of characters relevant to Halla's Story
The One Who Started This Shit
Hallr Blackhand: Grandfather, an absolute
behemoth of a man who may very well have been the most powerful Norse Cultivator alive. Died when he was tackled by nine Steelfathers of the Jomsvikings when their approach was concealed by the machinations of the Enemy, but dragged 4 down to Helheim with him. A piece of him serves as Halla's Spirit Guide
Heirs of Blackhand
Halla Skyfire: That's Us!
Hal Wolfhound: Great Grandson of Blackhand, who's mother was apparently used as part of a bet against a legendary Berserk named Hake, and was later taken and married by a man of King Halfdan the Black's hird. Brothers with who is presumed to be Harald Fairhair (The future First King of Norway), and swore an oath not to marry until his brother rules in Vestfold.
Hallvar Songbird: Related to Hallr somehow, he's Brother-in-Law to Hooknails unfortunately, and really would prefer us not be in Agder when Heljarskinn comes for war. Met him while on opposite sides of a fight.
Halla's Immediate Family
Steinarr Hallsson: Father, Hero of Cyprus, called Freedfire by some, the kind of swordsman that most only wish they could emulate, recently settled the blood feud that occupied much of his life and is largely retired to enjoy his sunset years as a farmer. Came out of retirement to stop a gank squad sent by Rogaland on behalf of a Faceless, Nameless man with a shitton of money, and proceeded to style on every last one of them after using his dowry--a slice of one of Idunn's Apples that returned him to his prime. Died afterwards, but was personally carried off by a Valkyrie to the afterlife, where he got a chance to touch base with his father and has gotten his Happily Ever Ever.
Asveig Rovisdottir: Mother, very traditional, had something of a fraught relationship with Halla, though things started smoothing out in later years. Died from apparently childbirth complications at the end of Summer 5/Turn 2
Sten Iskearauta: Eldest Brother, Fostered in Finland under a master smith, and became one himself. Understands the Riddle of Steel, but knows better than to wield it without damn good cause.
Eric Steinarsson: Elder Brother, Spent time to learn the craft of a Shipwright and got quite good at it, he also became a Stoneson of the Kyrsvikingar at some point, so good on him!
Asva Steinarsdottir: Elder Sister, takes after Asveig the most, technically a Half-Sister due to a Runecrafting Mistake but who's counting. Married to Jordan Halfdanson
Sterki Steinarrsson: Younger Brother, Bit of a scamp, not much more is known yet, he is baby
Steinkell Steinarrsson: Youngest Brother, doesn't seem to like Halla very much
Randi: A Thrall, but a very well liked one who helps out a lot around Steinby.
Halla's Household
Abjorn Bearbreaker: Husband, The Childhood Friend Victorious, a chonkin' lad who is relatively soft spoken and prone to letting Halla take the lead, but this is because he is intimately aware of his power to destroy and dislikes wielding it recklessly.
Asgeirr Abjornsson: Eldest Son, The God-Spear, a bundle of short tempered rage and battle-fury, part of a triplet group with the other first batch. Has a Wolf Fylgja
Sigurdr Abjornsson: Second Son, Named for the Fafnirsbane, literally a born protagonist with wanderlust and a magic childhood friend knife, plus, you know, the Power of Friendship, has an Albatross Fylgja
Eyvor Abjornsdottir: Eldest Daughter, Named for Blackhand's first wife, a bit tempermental, but secretly a bundle of incandescent murder barely held in check. Has a Bear Fylgja, like Papa
Hallbjorn Abjornsson: Third Son, Literally Stone Bear, a bit grumpy, still largely baby, though we've already determined he won't grow a beard (How?), has a Beaver Fylgja
Asveig Abjornsdottir: Second Daughter, Named for Halla's mother, Twins with Steinulfr, has a trait "Eyes of the Full Moon", presumably inherited by Moonless Night's heart being nommed while in the womb.
Steinulfr Abjornsson: Fourth Son, Twins with Asveig,
also has Eyes of the Full Moon, whatever it does.
Stigmar Kersson: Our first Housecarl! Swore to Halla's service in thanks for seeing his brother's affliction healed. Determined and honorable, but sort of struggles as being the Normal Guy in a band of heroes.
Tryggr Broadteeth: Second Housecarl, Swore to Halla's Service for mending his brother's wounds after being on the wrong side of an offensive raid, wields two Saxes and Wind Hugareida.
Trausti Pinchfinger: Third Housecarl, Was saved by Halla in that battle, swore to presumably keep his brother under control, largely fails. Wields a heavy axe and Ice Hugareida.
Vagn Wheel-Drifter: Newcomer to the Agder and a former Geat, First Grade Berserk, surprisingly friendly. Great with carts and vehicles of all types.
Kurt Frogtongue: Farmhand working for Halla, Has an unusually long tongue
Haydis Slipshoe: Farmhand working for Halla, Strong Willed, also helps wrangle the kids. Where did Slipshoe come from?
Hallota Kurtsdottir: Daughter of Kurt and Haydis, gets along with our less bloodthirsty children.
Sten's Household
Minna: Sten's Wife, Finnish, which means she is probably the most deadly of us all, absolutely savage when you can get her to talk at all.
Drifa Stensdottir: Niece, idolizes Halla, this will definitely cause problems later on.
Draupnir Stensson: Nephew, Not much known about, but he isn't as snitty at Halla as Steinkell is at least!
Eldjarn Stensson: Nephew, Literal Baby, apparently ridiculously talented.
Eric's Household:
Stigrun Kerssdottir: Eric's Wife, Stigr's sister, seems a 'Bit Flimsy', but Halla hasn't talked to her much.
Leif Ericsson: Nephew, also a very cheeky reference, currently still just an inquisitive child.
Leikny Ericsdottir: Niece, Literal Baby
Childhood Friends
Stigandr Safety-Bringer: Childhood Friend, called Stigr by most, had a spot of depression for a while brought on by spooky ghosts, but got better. Skilled archer and a wanderer, also very Lucky. Currently wandering the Danelaw
Aki Weaponwing: Childhood Friend, a frail, blind boy who found friendship in our band of goons, has Soulsight and a Raven Fylgja that he has seriously weaponized, currently living in Vestfold.
Childhood Foes:
Sverre Glebson: Tried to kiss Halla once before the story and was thrown in a pond by Abjorn, surprisingly, this didn't lead to ETERNAL FEUD
Halfdan's Household:
Halfdan the Dane: A dude who apparently got on the bad side of at least some of the Skirsvikingr, and nearly had his sons butchered in front of him before Halla intervened, swore friendship to her and her household in thanks. Actually a veteran Varagnian, so he's a real badass.
Jordan Halfdansson: Brother-In-Law, Decent guy, but not really exceptional? We saved his life when Halfdan's farm was getting bushwhacked.
Joarr Halfdansson: Nice kid, but not exceptional.
The Buri Houshold
Buri Borusson: The Head of the Buri Household, apparently seeks to outbreed everyone else, is largely succeeding.
Osborn Burisson: Apparently was called out on a Lie by Halla before the story started, this apparently was an insult punishable by ETERNAL FEUD.
Lori Burisson: Picked a fight on a frozen pond with Halla and her friends, got killed for it, actually stayed dead.
The Horra Household
Hasvir the Elder: Literally the Best, Blackhand Happened To Him because he killed Solrun's father at some point, this was probably not the greatest of ideas in hindsight.
Horra Hasvison: Literally the Worst, Very, Very Dead
Hasvir Horrasson: Not actually that bad, fairly capable administrator and warrior, and wields some weird kind of Water based Erosion Hugareida
Hod Horrasson: Kind of a shitter, but not the worst, got fucked up in the battle on the ice, but apparently walked it off. Surprisingly, is only slightly miffed about it.
Knappr Horrason: Troublemaker and a bit of a shit disturber apparently, but not as bad as his father. Kind of wants vengeance on Halla for beating him in a wrestling contest, but we also saved his remaining family, so he just hates us instead of ETERNAL FEUD
Hirkir Horrason: The Weirdo of this household, a fairly capable Fleshcrafter, which makes him extremely mercurial and a bit of a mad scientist apparently.
Veny Horrasdottir: Apparently a Seeress in her own right, with the ability of Shroudsight, Married to Hardir Haraldson, and ollied the fuck outie the moment Horra died.
The Kyrsvikingr
Heima Smiles: Newcomer to the Hading Valley,
Creepy as fuck, Second Grade Berserk,
The Skirsvikingr (Apparently Defunct due to Jomsvikings Happening)
Reidarr Swordfury: Ironbrother of the Skirsvikingr. Led Hakon to bushwhack Halfdan along with a small group of locally recruited bandits, then Halla and Abjorn got in the way, Fate says that the next time he and Halla meet eyes, one is going to die.
Hakon Atlason: Stoneson of the Skirskivkingr, was being taken by Reidarr to bushwhack Halfdan, Halla and Abjorn happened to him first, He ded.
Kingdom of Wessex:
Gabriel Blackstone: Squire, apparently has had the Worst Life, has been returned to his home after admitted that there's an awkward grudge spiral to be sorted out, we'll do our best to navigate it!
King Alfred: King of Wessex, has nautical ambitions, surprised at Halla being actually competent and worked out a solid working relationship. A Dual Cultivator in the Carolingian and Anglo-Saxon Styles.
Iohannes: One of King Alfred's advisors, a fighting monk, An Saxon Cultivator
Grimbald: One of King Alfred's advisors, a Benedictine Monk, The Pragmatic One, Presumably a Carolingian Priest
Tobias Belanger: A Noble from the mainland, basically tried to steal Alfred's clay and run a tax evasion scheme while he was at it,
DEAD
Louis Duboix: A Fifth Decade Knight, apparently wields plant magic, but is resistant to Fire. Stormed off in a huff when he learned of Tobias Tax Evasion Scheme
Serge Gagnon: An Eighth Decade Knight,
Terrifyingly capable, able to fight Farbjorn to a standstill before the battle ended.
Thomas Laurent: A Squire of the Third Decade, known for wielding light magic, but faced us with a history-reading ice sword that may have possessed us, got humbled when we figured out his gimmick, but got to walk away because their lives weren't our concern. Squire to Serge Gagnon.
Asvir:
Dorri Rattlespear: Headman of Asvir--and by extension, the Hading Valley. Long suffering and dealing with all these lunatics.
Logi Firehair: Head of Dorri's Hird, Third Grade Berserk, can actually get Steinarr to put on his asskicking boots (Before promptly getting his ass kicked)
Folkmarr Manetaker: Dorri's younger son, led Halla's first raiding party, headstrong and a bit of a drama whore, but decent hearted at the core.
Audrikr Fishfighter: Ironbrother tier, Folkmarr's Official Minder, pretty cool veteran dude.
Audvin Audriksson: Audrikr's son, Drifa seems to be crushing on him, this is definitely not going to cause problems.
Barki Bertholdsson: Participated in Halla's First Raid, Soft spoken, shy Fylgja Expert
Gautrekr Klippsson: Participated in Halla's First Raid, Hates boats, decides to go on them anyway, this led to him getting ganked, maybe that's why?
Fabvir the Gorgeous: Participated in Halla's First Raid, literally Fabio, worfed hard.
Nainn Rotting: Member of Dorri's Hird, Second Grade Berserk, coolheaded and extremely lethal.
Nokkvi Good-Oars: Friend of Eric, really,
really likes boating.
Skoll the Hasty: Huge Prick, but very, very fast.
Jurgdby:
Jarl Erikaer Corpsemaker, Jarl of Jurgdby and the Hading: Steelfather of the Kyrsvikingar, and technically where the Buck Stops in Halla's home, took the high seat at
both of the on screen weddings as a power play on Steinarr, a huge fucking dick apparently, but he's nigh invincible so there's nothing that can be done about it. Also apparently a very keen political animal, which surprised all of us on the first discussion we had with him. Thinks Dorri is trying to undermine him, actually
underestimated the degree of such.
Idonea Hemmingasdottir: The mother of the Stigs, Remarried and living in Jurgdby
Vestfold:
Salamon Silverscales: Right hand man of Hal Wolfhound, has some kind of Lizard Fylgja that gives him superlative regenerative powers.
Geirstdat
King Olaf the Half-Standing: Steelfather and Jarl of Geirstdat, seems to be mostly senile at this point, has ordered his Hird to remain within the town of Skein.
Nereid Hornbuster: Veteran fighter and member of King Olaf's Hird, seems to handle the day to day business of ruling while the King is being senile. Somehow has memories of witnessing Hallr's Last Stand. Wields the Steel Atgeir "Sundertouch"
Unrelated Freemen of the Hading Valley:
Kerr: The father of the various Stigs, died tragically
Vidar: Abjorn's Father, kind of an abusive prick, but a battle buddy of Steinarr.
Runar: Aki's Father, a very sad man but he does his best o7
Haklangr the Large: Jovial dude Halla briefly met in a wrestling competition, later was killed and murdered by Horra and turned to a Draugr.
Haleikr Underfoot: Brother of Haklangr who joined us to avenge him and ideally recover his body, was squished by the Threaded Elephant, how ironic.
Hogne Scarherd: Rancher and Livestock Seller.
Rogaland:
King Geirmund Heljarskinn: Steelfather of the Heljarskinn and King of Rogaland (Presumably), has a huge grudge against the current King of Agder because apparently he killed a close friend of his, and plans to fuck him over badly. Hasn't been seen on screen, but his shadow looms.
Hamund Heljarskinn: Father of Alarik, that's all we know about him.
Alarik Dragon-Dancer: Nephew of Geirmund Heljarskinn, Odr Cultivator, the one who led the gank squad that took Steinarr down, regretted it, and did his best to fuck over the moneyman as Weregild.
Hooknails: Ironbrother of the Heljarskinn's hird, a peak Third Grade Berserk who knows
way more than he should, was involved with disrupting Agder's metal supply, and we are definitely going to have a rematch. We got that rematch and toasted him twice in an Fated Duel. He is now a pile of ashes on the wind with a death most Einherjar agree was an 8/10, could have been bloodier.
The Danelaw:
Farbjorn Bleedingstone: Elder brother of Abjorn, Jarl with a holding around Jorvik. Odr Cultivator, an an absolute beast capable of facing an Eighth Decade Knight and his horse on even grounds. Pretty nice guy, may be connected to Bram Ironjaw.
Stigulf Snowbeard: The oldest son of Kerr, and brother of the other Stigs, went to the Danelaw, is a Berserk, currently Farbjorn's right-hand man.
Dwarves:
Toki Thunsson: Member of the Duckling Clan, also a neighbor of Halla, we do business from time to time
Svartalfar:
Cathki: Son of a Svartalf Headman? Headbug? Whatever, guided Halla's group to a Troll-Man Nest and back
Divinities:
Odin: Serial Meddler
Thor: Best Great Uncle
Modgudr: Guardian of the Gjallarbru, just likes her peace and quiet.
Einherjar
Astmundr: Escorted Halla into the Gjoll, then got splattered by Modgudr when he mildly annoyed her, this is only a nuisance
Notable Monsters:
Moonless Night: Fenriskin, extremely powerful, zero relevant combat experience, got absolutely bodied.
Drysalt: A super Troll who is also apparently a wizard, the nemesis of the Hading Valley and the reason for it being so sparsely populated. Hasn't been seen on screen yet (We think)
Others:
The Witch of the Hading: Kind of shady, also ended up getting murdered by an axe to the back of the head at some point from behind her wards, how'd that happen?
Solrun: Seeress of Asvir, a lover of Hallr Blackhand, currently teaching Halla the secrets of Seidr.
Really gets around.
Kolla: Solrun's daughter, actually also the child of Bram Ironjaw, saw Aki and decided "Mine", and eloped to Vestfold with him, this will definitely not cause problems later.
Jerasmus the Mendicant: Wandering Priest? Tutor? May actually be an angel in deep cover, probably not an enemy but also not a friend, but not also awful? How confusing.
Father Gerrit: Arrogant Priest Halla encountered during the first attack on her first raid. Proved that min-maxing is not a valid strategy by getting cut in half.
Bram Ironjaw: The Notable Exception, a Frenemy of Blackhand, the only Steelfather who hasn't actually taken on the Curse of Steel. Also taught Steinarr at first. A living meme who will definitely fight us when we first meet him.
Torsten Two-Shield: Battle Buddy of Steinarr from the the time he was with the Varagnian Guard, wields two Steel-rimmed Shields to battle, somehow makes this work.
Lars Forkbranch: One of the bandit leaders that were being funded by Horra, Ironbrother with access to Lightning, took him down in a hard fight, but he'll be back. Came Back, proceeded to get offscreened by Sten and then his soul shoved in a knot,
just to be sure he wouldn't come back.
Jordan Sharkmouth: One of the bandit leaders that were being funded by Horra, never actually fought him. Probably a Thrall now.
Harald Wolfwind: Horra got a hook on him through his son, an absolute beast comparable to Steinarr, fortunately, we ended up saving the life of him and his son, and he's moved to Vestfold since.
Hardir Haraldson: Harald's Son, somehow is at the actual bottom of the Tier List.
How.
Gary Tuskpuncher: Apparently sails around finding exotic animals and punching them, before selling them to the highest bidder. A meme given reality.
Lidrun of the Red Scarf: Odr Cultivator and Skald,
really has strong Xianxia Vibes, and not for the better. Kind of a bitch.
Absalom Careful-Stepper: One of the Only Steelfathers that Blackhand respected, intervened when Heklr tried to burn Gotland's sleeping spirit to the ground. May be the actual Biblical Absalom which would give him a solid claim to being one of the Oldest People Alive in the setting. Took a Vow of Nonviolence, but managed to become the Best Main Tank Ever.