Hey Cousin, Let's Go Bowling
There were few places in the galaxy nicer to mercenaries than Coruscant. A Hutt Lord's base planet was a nice mix of easy jobs and easy women, but not having an in with the Hutt in question was also an easy death sentence. Zeltron couldn't be beat as a place to spend money, but most of the jobs paid way too low, catering to the mercenaries who couldn't be bothered to leave the planet to find good work. Coruscant however, had everything. With so many people, it was simple to find every possible indulgence, and being the seat of power for the Republic meant there was always a glut of jobs for people who knew how to keep their mouths shut.
While many would say he never shut up, Galvin Thorn knew how to keep his mouth shut about the things that mattered. And not much mattered more than a job from the Abyss Watchers. Everyone knew about the organization second only to the Hutts in the underworld, who had apparently burned the Black Sun to the ground and spread the ashes to the four corners of the galaxy. They were people who were feared by the enemies for their swift and brutal destruction of any competition, and if the stories from some of his contacts weren't too exaggerated, loved by their employees for their fair prices and health benefits.
When the rumor went around that the leader of the Abyss Watchers was looking for a Zeltron mercenary for a job, Galvin leapt at the chance to become a regular hire of the organization. He informed one of his contacts to get word to the Abyss Watchers that he was interested in the job. He found himself jumped by a figure in striking red armor the next night, who disarmed and restrained him in short order.
When the bag was finally pulled off his head, Gavin found himself in a rather nice looking office, sitting in front of a rather nice looking desk, behind which was a rather nice looking woman he recognized as the philanthropist Lady Ciaran. "My apologies for the rough treatment. Sometimes I forget we have different understandings of the term 'pick up'. I trust this hasn't damaged your interest in taking the job? It's surprisingly difficult to find good help."
"Of-of course not." said Galvin, quickly trying to come to terms with the fact that Lady Ciaran worked for the Abyss Watchers. "You have to be willing to overlook a few miscommunications in this line of work. And I see the bag was necessary to protect my eyes from your radiant beauty."
Lady Ciaran laughed. Luckily it wasn't mocking laughter, but rather that of a woman unused to being complimented in such a way. Galvin mentally clapped himself on the back. "Well thank you, but let's stay on topic. I needed a mercenary for their ability to remain quiet, and a Zeltron for their abilities in the field of seduction."
"Name the woman and she's a good as bedded." boasted Galvin.
"I need you to head to this location at this time, and attempt to seduce Senator Padme. There will be another man who attempts to stop you. Fight him or back down, your choice, but there will be a bonus in it for you if you fight, win or lose." Said Ciaran, grinning ear to ear at the image of her plan playing out.
"Of course, who could say no to a head turner such as yourself?" said Galvin, putting his head on his hand and propping his elbow on the desk as he reached across the desk with his other hand to take the slip of paper containing the information. In his experience, it really sold the 'staring longingly into your eyes' but that women loved.
"Well I won't keep you any longer. Your meeting is at lunch today, and you'll need to prepare. And Galvin?" Ciaran slid another slip of paper across the desk. "Come to this location afterwards for a little… bonding time." Galvin matched her smile before the Silencer dropped the bag back over his head.
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Padme was looking forward to spending some time eating lunch with her best friend. She had even called Anakin to make absolutely sure that Ciaran hadn't invited him to anything at the same time. Apparently some Bothan had stolen his lightsaber though, and he had been chasing the thief all morning. She had wished him luck and gone back to waiting for Ciaran to actually show up.
Then a newcomer drew all her attention as he walked up to the open air café. His red skin and blue hair meant he was a Zeltron, meaning his choice of clothing was something normal for his species. That still didn't stop black and white tiger striped bodysuits lined with baby barf green fur from being aggressively attention grabbing. Even more distracting was the fact that he actually approached her.
"You must be Padme Amidala." He said, flashing a smile that was somehow whiter than his attire.
"I am. Do I know you?" asked Padme, cautious of an assassination attempt. She didn't think an assassin would be this visible, but the Zeltrons' reputation as fighters and mercenaries was eclipsed only by their reputation for sexuality.
"Sadly not, but I'm sure we can remedy that situation." He said, sitting down in the seat opposite her. "Name's Galvin Thorn, best bounty hunter this side of the Middle Rim."
Force help her, he actually winked. "Well then, if I ever need to put any bounties out, I'll give you a call." said Padme, stifling a laugh.
Sadly, taking a hint didn't seem to be a skill the Zeltron mercenary possessed. "Business is all well and good, but I came to Coruscant for… pleasure."
Luckily, someone sprinting by bumped into him and saved Padme the agony of further conversation. The two went sprawling, and while Galvin struggled to his feet, the Bothan that had collided with him barely even seemed to notice that he'd fallen down, gracefully returning to his feet without even losing momentum. Padme barely even registered Anakin running after him, and stooping to ground to pick something up.
Meanwhile, Galvin finally got to his feet. "Some people! Where were we baby?"
"I was trying to give someone the hint that I'm not looking for a relationship." Said Padme, projecting her voice a little to make sure Anakin heard her.
Sure enough, he noticed, and looked startled before mentally assessing the situation and speaking up. "You don't say? And who might be dense enough to miss clues like that? Besides you-know-who."
Galvin turned around to see Anakin, who seemed to tower over the mercenary. "Is it this guy, Padbae? Give me a sec and I'll get him out of your face." It was simultaneously pitiable and mind boggling how deep a hole Galvin kept digging for himself with his baseless confidence. The mercenary then dug straight past the lower levels of Coruscant and directly into the core by swinging at the Jedi Knight in front of him. Anakin brushed past the punch and knocked the wind out of his opponent.
Then his lightsaber roared to life. "I think you'd best leave."
"Know what? You talk sense sometimes my man." Galvin then did the most reasonable thing and ran off, only taking a second to shout back once he was a fair distance away. "I'll come back for you baby! Nothing can stop our love!"
"I don't even know him." mumbled Padme, head in hands.
Her communicator beeped, prompting her to take in out and answer on instinct. Anakin and Padme found themselves looking at a small hologram of Ciaran standing on the small table. "Oh Padme, I dreadfully sorry, but I won't be able to make it to our lunch today. My grandfather scheduled some quality family time as he called it, and you know how he is about family." Padme didn't know actually; she didn't even know what family Ciaran
had. Other than a grandfather apparently. "Oh, but look at that, Anakin is there! Anakin, be a dear and treat Padme to something as an apology from me. Thanks!"
With that, Ciaran ended the call. "How did she even know I was here?" asked a shell shocked Anakin as he sat down across from Padme. "Isn't she
blind?"
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Galvin wasn't exactly sure what he expected from the location where he was going to get intimate with Lady Ciaran, but it wasn't 'Living on a Spare'. Even if it was a front, it was just plain weird. Oh well. Galvin walked through the door and was stopped dead in his tracks by the sight of his cousin.
"You!" they shouted in unison.
"Oh, you already know each other? This'll go smoothly then. Grab some shoes from the counter and a ball from the wall Galvin." said Ciaran, smiling like a cat with a bird in its mouth.
"What is she doing here?" asked Galvin, gesturing toward the Twi-lek woman who had been in the process of changing her shoes.
"It would be a family gathering without Larana. I'd argue it's still not since grandfather decided not to show up, but cousin bowling time is still worth the opportunity cost in my eyes." said Ciaran.
Not again. "Your grandfather wouldn't be Silas Cata, would he?"
"Yes. He'd never say it, but I'm his favorite granddaughter too." Galvin's skin would be getting red with rage if it weren't vibrantly red already.
"THAT SON OF A BITCH! EVERY GODDAMN TIME!" shouted Galvin. "Just once I'd like to get lucky with someone who isn't my fucking cousin or aunt or whatever! How many kids did that bastard have anyways?"
Ciaran meanwhile went over to select her bowling ball. Silas had been right, this was hilarious.
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AN: Can't stop, won't stop. Of course when Ciaran learns of her womanizing mercenary cousin she immediately integrates him into her plans to get Padme and Anakin alone in the context of a lunch date. Also, I absolutely headcanon that the reason Gavin wants to kill his grandfather is because he's lost count of the number of times he's been cockblocked by the line "We're cousins."