Doomed Wombat
Let's go Darling!
- Location
- Dancing on wires!
Also "WAR HUH WHAT IS IT GOOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN?!"
May The Invisible Hand Be With You - (Star Wars CK2-Style Quest)
- Thread starter Dr. Snark
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- star wars canon what canon tsundere dice ck2 quest actions have consequences all the credits all work and no play makes ciaran a dull girl best sister capitalism ho! despairing qm teetotaller society member gotta catch 'em all insanity looting off the rails sage dice approaching spicy sheev tsundere asajj
also you know, the Clone Wars being kind of... unpopular... basically everywhere.
Barondoctor
The things I chase come to me.
- Location
- The other side of the mirror
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- He/His/Him
Oh sithspit if I want my Omake arc to get an action (look it's worth it okay? It's a Palpatine move taking pieces off the board Riphath stumbled into the middle of and could maybe call in help to stop) I need to drop the hook real soon.
Time to get writing.
Time to get writing.
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- USA
Ciaran needs a vacation. Still great to see the post. And one of the most troll things Ciaran could do for the Bachorlette party is to make it normal and keep Padme waiting for the other shoe to drop which never does.
Can't wait to see what sort of a boost Thrawns new trait gives as well.
Can't wait to see what sort of a boost Thrawns new trait gives as well.
Argidoll
And hast thou slain the Jabberwocky?
- Location
- Dreamland
Also Omakes. Lots and lots of Omakes.
Khepri14
Thus kindly I scatter...
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- Following the wind
Jesus Christ, when I saw it was titled "Epilogue" I thought we had a sudden quest end! That was not good for my heart I tell you!
That said, glad to see you're alive @Dr. Snark.
That said, glad to see you're alive @Dr. Snark.
Are we live? . . . We're live!
Oh, it is good to have you back, Snark!
Speaking of the hiatus, how long was it anyway?
Oh, it is good to have you back, Snark!
Something doesn't look right here.
Not to my knowledge, but given the hiatus, I might just be forgetting.
Speaking of the hiatus, how long was it anyway?
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- Reno Nv
YES, it lives once again!
Now, let's see how we can save the universe for fun and profit!
Now, let's see how we can save the universe for fun and profit!
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- Middle of Nowhere
Somehow I can't see this as a negative. Especially if we get quirky, family oriented Anakin out of it.
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- USA
Welcome back Doc.
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- Queensland, Australia
You know, this begs an important question: there's apparently a thing, or at least strongly held fan belief, that subtle very lowlevel use of the Force explains a lot of how biological beings in the universe have all these little quirks that make them better at things.
Which begs the question: if Thrawn did pick up very minor and subtle force capabilities, directed towards precognition... With his stats and traits, would anyone notice if he just ended up statistically slightly more likely to end up predicting the enemy's move more accurately? Or just needing less research to get into their head?
Which begs the question: if Thrawn did pick up very minor and subtle force capabilities, directed towards precognition... With his stats and traits, would anyone notice if he just ended up statistically slightly more likely to end up predicting the enemy's move more accurately? Or just needing less research to get into their head?
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- She/Her
Not to mention, brazenly insane shenanigans that would make Zim blush. "Refuge in Audacity" is practically Ciaran's middle name
Dr. Snark
Exactly As Planned...Probably
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- Right where I want to be
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- He/His/Him
It wasn't as expensive as you might think - it was handmade.
Next turn. Because that's going to be the start of 18 BBY, which means we're officially past the canonical end of the Clone Wars. So you know. That's Fun.
As it turns out quite a few planets would not like to have a war fought on them when they really have no stake in it, whoda thunk?
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- Florida, US
And if there is a power source in the band.... Yeah, that could get awkward. 'May the Schwartz be with you Padme!'
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- Middle of Nowhere
So that's where Anakin's been all this time? He went tracking down Yogurt to learn the ways of the Schwartz.
Dr. Snark
Exactly As Planned...Probably
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- Right where I want to be
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- He/His/Him
normally i would not say this but someone write an omake of this goddamnit
UbeOne
Daydreaming CPU
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- Philippines
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- She/Her
That's even nicer on Anakin's part. Talk about going through the effort for it.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Anakin's travels throughout the multiverse, 2001: A Space Odyssey style. Whereas his confrontation with Darth Vader was about seeing his own lack of perception towards his internal flaws and the massive repercussions it carries to those he loves most, the Spaceballs road trip is about how others perceive not just him, but his family, their adventures. And above all, the impact that has on their lives. He sees things that influenced the events and creativity behind Star Wars. The universal politics that drive nations and ideologies. The myths of knights and space-soldiers.
It's all about the broader connection he has with the galaxy and beyond, and they to him.
That a certain webforum regularly appears on his ship's computer is all accidental.
Yeah our interference has really helped extend the war:
1) Convincing the Jedi Order to let those with more ethical beliefs to opt out, and then the whole quasi-schism, means that the Jedi Order isn't overstretched and surrounded by Clones which is what Palpatine needed for Order 66 to sweep the board.
2) The CNS has tapped into war fatigue and is currently acting as a neutral zone funnelling both sides into narrow chokepoints.
3) The CIS had a better start (what with butterflying the Battle of Geonosis meaning they got to launch a surprise attack) under the more calculating mind of Sev'rance Tann. Despite her death and with other capable leaders either dying or defecting to the CNS, the Confederacy has managed to stalemate the Republic with sheer numbers of Droids and Ships built from the resources of the Outer Rim and probably the CNS selling through the Trade Federation. With Dooku in full control and covertly allied to Ciaran he's not going to play the role for the Battle of Coruscant.
Note: Current Supreme Commander is Mar Tuuk who is popular with the Separatist Parliament by actually listening to them, even if he doesn't follow up on their advice (shamelessly taken from Padawan Quest).
They're also far more militarized than in canon, leaving both the Republic and the CIS less willing to heavily commit forces against each other out of fear that the CNS might decide to end the war the fast way.
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Panory
The Omake Dragon
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- New York
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- He/Him
You've heard of aggressive negotiations, now get ready for projected neutrality.
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- Florida, US
Oooh, I'm tempted. So far since I caught up with this tale I haven't had any inspiration for an Omake.... but I also haven't watched Spaceballs in years. Dang, have to knuckle down and actually rewatch it. Homework!
