May The Invisible Hand Be With You - (Star Wars CK2-Style Quest)

Dr. Snark · Jan 27, 2018

Right, might as well acknowledge omakes while I'm around.

ComradeDoge said:
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Rebooted, Starring and Written by Samuel L. Jackson and Directed/Produced by Quentin Tarantino!

This is still hysterical. Have another +10.

Teron said:
Experimental Equipment - Report No. 2

At this point a properly-equipped team will have cooler equipment than the Deltas. That's an image. Canon, +10.

Barondoctor said:
Meditative Waiting

Battle Meditation can be sooooo bullshit if you're powerful enough, and even for a weaker person it's nothing to sneeze at. Canon, +10.

Panory said:
Say Uncle

Because of course there are more weird family members. Currently non-canon, +10.

VNodosaurus said:
A Brief History of the Order of the Sith Lords

Already talked about this, so I'll just say I'm going to canonize this once the Vectivus corner of the next turn comes around. +10.

Barondoctor said:
Premonition

Darkest timeline! Darkest timeline! Non-canon, +10.

dredloki · Jan 27, 2018

Dr. Snark said:
Right, might as well acknowledge omakes while I'm around.

This is still hysterical. Have another +10.

At this point a properly-equipped team will have cooler equipment than the Deltas. That's an image. Canon, +10.

Battle Meditation can be sooooo bullshit if you're powerful enough, and even for a weaker person it's nothing to sneeze at. Canon, +10.

Because of course there are more weird family members. Currently non-canon, +10.

Already talked about this, so I'll just say I'm going to canonize this once the Vectivus corner of the next turn comes around. +10.

Darkest timeline! Darkest timeline! Non-canon, +10.

what is your opinion of cloneing ourselves and have ciaran always be incharge of the abyss watchers?

Barondoctor · Jan 27, 2018

dredloki said:
that would be amazing in so many ways. every leader of the abyss watchers need to be called ciaran, they should also be trained in the ways of the troll from ciaran. it would be like she never left!

Like the fan-theory about James Bond. Not that he's a Time-Lord, but that it's a code name. An office. A job title. Like they suspect about Michael Westen.

Thriceboiled · Jan 27, 2018

dredloki said:
what is your opinion of cloneing ourselves and have ciaran always be incharge of the abyss watchers?

It will inevitably end with us saber locked with our clone and having to convince someone that we're the real Ciaran.

dredloki · Jan 27, 2018

Thriceboiled said:
It will inevitably end with us saber locked with our clone and having to convince someone that we're the real Ciaran.

i meant like, raising our clone to from tiny baby ciaran to adult ciaran, molding her into being the smugest crime master like we were before her.

MonkeyTypewriter · Jan 27, 2018

Force sensitive clones tend to have problems to put it mildly.

Thriceboiled · Jan 27, 2018

dredloki said:
i meant like, raising our clone to from tiny baby ciaran to adult ciaran, molding her into being the smugest crime master like we were before her.

My bet will be that she'll rebel and become a Jedi.

dredloki · Jan 27, 2018

MonkeyTypewriter said:
Force sensitive clones tend to have problems to put it mildly.

we have the force lizards, they deal with clone madness pretty well.

Thriceboiled said:
My bet will be that she'll rebel and become a Jedi.

*gasp* how dare she!

Barondoctor · Jan 27, 2018

Thriceboiled said:
My bet will be that she'll rebel and become a Jedi.

Teenage rebellion isn't mandatory. Common, but not mandatory. Talk to, spend time with, show love to the child and the chances drop dramatically.

Panory · Jan 27, 2018

Barondoctor said:
Like the fan-theory about James Bond. Not that he's a Time-Lord, but that it's a code name. An office. A job title. Like they suspect about Michael Westen.

I like James Bond as a title, but just because if it's a name that means someone probably calls him "Jimmy" and that just seems wrong.

dredloki · Jan 27, 2018

Barondoctor said:
Teenage rebellion isn't mandatory. Common, but not mandatory. Talk to, spend time with, show love to the child and the chances drop dramatically.

honestly i can see ciaran being a great mother.

065tdsa · Jan 27, 2018

Barondoctor said:
Teenage rebellion isn't mandatory. Common, but not mandatory. Talk to, spend time with, show love to the child and the chances drop dramatically.

On the other hand, I could totally see a child who doesn't know what Ciaran does for a living think being a Jedi sounds cool with no clue her mother could ever disapprove. And really, any child of Ciaran who was known in public would have to be kept in the dark about a lot of what Ciaran does for a living until they can learn to keep secrets (and some other things just aren't for children period).

"But mom, Luke and Leia are going to be Jedi, it's so cool!"

NexysDhyArchen · Jan 27, 2018

Ah, but what if it wasn't a daughter? Imagine what life would be like to be the son of Lady Ciaran, darling of the Galaxy, the Silver Empress, secretly Darth Traya, master of the Abyss Walkers?

Barondoctor · Jan 27, 2018

Panory said:
I like James Bond as a title, but just because if it's a name that means someone probably calls him "Jimmy" and that just seems wrong.

They might call him "Jimbo" though.

Whumbly · Jan 27, 2018

dredloki said:
we have the force lizards, they deal with clone madness pretty well.

Query: Force Lizards would be needed to hang around her at all times, thus eliminating one of Ciaran's most prominent talents; eccentric force abilities?

NexysDhyArchen said:
Ah, but what if it wasn't a daughter? Imagine what life would be like to be the son of Lady Ciaran, darling of the Galaxy, the Silver Empress, secretly Darth Traya, master of the Abyss Walkers?

You forgot Galaxy's Greatest Bartender in your titles.

NexysDhyArchen · Jan 27, 2018

We had forgone that holovid show in favour of backing Bad News Bears: Coruscant Edition.

Barondoctor · Jan 27, 2018

Whumbly said:
Query: Force Lizards would be needed to hang around her at all times, thus eliminating one of Ciaran's most prominent talents; eccentric force abilities?

Answer: Force Lizards would be planted near the cloning chamber during the entire generation process. Once the child is cognizant of their identity as her cloned child, we can begin to withdraw them as a trial and monitor her for behavior changes.

Sceptic · Jan 27, 2018

Thriceboiled said:
It will inevitably end with us saber locked with our clone and having to convince someone that we're the real Ciaran.

"No, she's the real Ciaran, give her the paperwork!"

dredloki · Jan 27, 2018

Sceptic said:
"No, she's the real Ciaran, give her the paperwork!"

"dont listen to her! she's the's the real ciaran, the paper work goes to her!"

Teron · Jan 27, 2018

Sceptic said:
"No, she's the real Ciaran, give her the paperwork!"

dredloki said:
"dont listen to her! she's the's the real ciaran, the paper work goes to her!"

Summary: They are not trying to kill each other. They just want to avoid the Paperwork. Which is typical for Ciaran.

dredloki · Jan 27, 2018

Teron said:
Summary: They are not trying to kill each other. They just want to avoid the Paperwork. Which is typical for Ciaran.

the entire reason for makeing a clone was to avoid paper work, but her daughter/clone took after her to much.

Barondoctor · Jan 27, 2018

Teron said:
Summary: They are not trying to kill each other. They just want to avoid the Paperwork. Which is typical for Ciaran.

and which suggests that there's enough Ciaran in each of them that they could reasonably be trusted. The solution, of course, is to split the paperwork down the middle and see if either of them object.

dredloki · Jan 27, 2018

Barondoctor said:
and which suggests that there's enough Ciaran in each of them that they could reasonably be trusted. The solution, of course, is to split the paperwork down the middle and see if either of them object.

*they each make another clone to fob off the paper work*

Sceptic · Jan 27, 2018

Barondoctor said:
The solution, of course, is to split the paperwork down the middle and see if either of them object.

"Maybe not vertically down the middle with a lightsaber next time? Please? Ciaran? Ciarans?"

NexysDhyArchen · Jan 27, 2018

The plural of Ciaran is Ciarae.

May The Invisible Hand Be With You - (Star Wars CK2-Style Quest)

Exactly As Planned...Probably

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Throne Breaker

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Mil Mi-28N

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