Employment Benefits Benefits
"Sir? Could I have your attention for a few moments."
The shade of Darth Vectivus turned from his pupils. He hadn't payed attention the man's approach, since the force presence was so weak.
"Yes? I'm afraid there's not much I can teach you"
The man just shook his head.
"No sir, this isn't about what you can do for me. Quite the opposite. I'm from Sentient Resources. You are an employee of the Abyss Watchers, and therefore entitled to certain benefits. First, please take this."
He handed the shade a number of pages. There was an awkward moment until he pulled his arm back out.
"I see. We shall consider how to deal with this. No matter. Could we head to a more private space? I dislike discussing financial details in the open"
The phantom felt a grin coming, this might be almost as good as the earlier meeting. And it might be nice to use his office again. He'd spent a lot of time there, when he was still alive.
They arrived, and the man spread out the documents across the desk. There were a lot of docuements, but it was also a rather large table.
"First, I have taken the freedom to open a banking account for your salary. I assume you do not already posses one. Sign here and here to transfer ownership. Please don't use your title, it would make things difficult. Oh. Hm, we'll deal with that later. "
Darth Vectivus just continued to stand. There wasn't much point in sitting down, and the man didn't seem to expect a response.
"As a member of the inner circle, you are entitled to a financial advisor. I currently have your assets in a broad, stable portfolio, but if you have other investment preferences, do inform me. I also invested the payment for the mansion, the contract is over there and the plain text summary next to it. Please take your time to consider it, and if you have any issues, do get back to us."
The man gestured towards one of the pages. Perpetual right of residence, and veto of visitors. Rather generous, given that he already agreed.
"Don't you think this is going a bit far? I can hardly use any of it, and I already agreed to grant her this place."
"No. We treat our employees well, as long as they treat us well. Secret of our success. And frankly, nobody with a brain would try to cheat an ancient, undead Sith Lord. Well, a sane, ancient, undead Sith Lord. The other kind would get mandatory therapy sessions."
"I admit I find the image rather amusing. How would you enforce such a thing?"
The man just shrugged. He seemed rather unconcerned.
"A task for the researchers. It's not necessary yet, but a good employee plans for the future. Now, since we are already on the topic of health benefits. You are not currently eligible for most of them."
Vectivus had to bite back a laugh. This really was golden. He should thank Lady Ciaran the next time he saw her.
"Sir, if you could restrain you mirth for a few moments? You lack a body, and so you don't have much on the way of health. However, another inner circle member has 'total body restoration in case of loss', and while the context is different, it was decided it should apply to you as well. We are currently working several different approaches."
"It is not so simple, else the galaxy would be flooded with ancient Sith. And I do not relish the thought of possessing some poor unfortunate merely to spend a few more years. Possession is never pleasant, for either party."
The man seemed rather unconcerned, despite the shade's angry tone.
"Oh of course, that was a concern. The leading idea is to show you various candidates, and clone the best fit. Hopefully that should avoid the interference of a mind. We have contacts to kamino, and a capable biotech lab. The basic tech is there. However, the feasibility studies are not quite finished, so I cannot tell you a timeframe. Additionally, this is a major project, so it requires the ok of Lady Ciaran."
It was an intriguing thought. He wouldn't get his hopes up quite yet, but it would be nice to walk the galaxy once more.
"You do realise the problems you will invite, should you succeed."
The man gave a thin smile, and nodded.
"I believe it's called a 'recruitment opportunity'. But yes, that is a serious concern. We do have a fallback, which I will not discuss because I'm not cleared for it, but apparently it's considered both questionably moral and questionably effective. But rest assured, we shall deal with the issue."
Darth Vectivus gave a laugh at this. Lady Ciaran had a knack for attracting audacious people, didn't she?
"You will deal with the most powerful Sith Lords in history?I must admit some doubt, there."
The man straightened at that, and looked the Force Phantom straight in the eyes.
"Sentient Resources ensures all employees get their due. We take our duty serious, and are very literal where contract termination is concerned. We can't enforce it right now, where this issue is concerned. I freely admit that. But that is merely another challenge."
And Darth Vectivus was willing to believe he'd truly try, and do better than expected, even if he wasn't quite ready to expect success. He was really starting to like this century.
AN: I like the idea that the most stone cold bastards in the company work in Sentient resources.
And of course the idea of an army of resurrected sith lords, with is the benefit of employment benefits.
Aww, you were faster.