Has anyone see the new New Year new Servant?
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It was a peaceful, typical scene of old style Japanese Onsen.
Goldorf, Meuniere, Lancer and Shirou (Muramasa) are enjoying their open air hot springs, when suddenly-
"ARE YOU AN IDIOT-DECHI?!?!?! WHAT DECHI SAI ABOUT UNDERCOOKING CHICKEN, YOU N@##$(=%¢LL?!?!?"
"...Who cooks today? Not the Landlady?"
"Well, definitely not me-"
That's when a pink haired... girl... boy suddenly splashed in the middle of the hot springs.
"AND DON'T YOU DARE TO SOIL THE ONSEN, YOUNG MAN-DECHI!!!!"
Meuniere, hands covering his nose, quickly leaves the onsen, his speed betraying his mass.
Then the others looks at Red Archer, who bring several sake bottles and some snacks. He blinks. And then he slumped down.
"Fine, I'll try to calm her and try to make something."
This word had effect of Enlightment to them.
"Eh, you'll be okay, it can't be worse than Young Medea."
"Please don't remind me of that."
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"-And I know that womanly arts is beyond me. Challenge her on that ground is tactical suicide."
Saber, contently, sipped her tea.
In the other side, several female Servants was in state of catatonia. Tama-Cat was openly weeping. Kiyohime mumbles "ForgivemeAnchinsamaForgivemeAnchinsamaForgivemeAnchinsamaForgivemeAnchinsamaForgivemeAnchinsama-", while Tomoe Gozen mumbles "IamidiotsandwichIamidiotsandwichIamidiotsandwichIamidiotsandwichIamidiotsandwichIamidiotsandwichIamidiotsandwich-".
In far corner in the onsen, around Caster and Circe and other female Greek, you can see the water bubbles in empty spot between them.
"Medea-chan, it's okay. She wasn't here anymore."
Slowly, the bubbles subsides, and then Medea Lily, Princess of Colchis, slowly rises, Kojiro Sasaki dakimakura tightly hugged-
"-Seriously-dechi, why you can't be more like that EMIYA guy-dechi. He's better cook than all of you combined-"
-and suddenly she's missing again.
The Witch of Betrayal can only sighed. Well, it's not like she can blame her....
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"Okay, everyone is ready-dechi?"
"YESSSSSS!"
"All wearing clean apron-dechi?"
"YESSSSSS!"
"All tools cleaned and prepared-dechi?"
One hand raised.
"Um, I kinda forget, but I use the spoon for dessert the night bef-"
"Please clean them-dechi, Alice-san."
"Hai."
Another hand raised.
"I'm not sure, but Alter-nee-san
might use my spoon to raid the fridge-"
"In doubt, clean them-dechi. That's for all of you-dechi."
"Hai."
Another hand raised.
"Our knives can clean themselves just-"
That's when the room turned dark and foreboding.
"Weunderstandweusenormalmundanecleanknivesokayforgiveus-"
Suddenly, the room lit again.
In the main table, a small girl, barely bigger than a sparrow smiles as she prepared her tools.
"Okay, everyone-dechi. Today we learn how to make a beef stew-"
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"Soooo, she's a sparrow."
"Uhuh."
"And your technique is specifically to kill swallow."
"Uhuh."
"...She didn't fear you?"
"...Why she should fear me? I had nothing against her. Also, it's
Swallow Reversal, not Sparrow Reversal."
"...You said dragon was just bigger swallow."
"Well, true. But in the other hand, she didn't go out her way to kill Master or our allies."
"...Well, Medea-chan-"
"Young Caster-dono tried to make pancakes made from
Demon Pillar remain. Even after Red Archer-dono
specifically asked her not to. I had no pity spared for her."
"...She used your figure, your body pillow as charm against Landlady."
"...To be honest, I never understand how Caster mind's work. I think you should just ask her."
"...Point."
"Also, Landlady-dono teaches me how to make sandwich. At the very minimal, I had to respect her."
"...You did?"
"She was quite harsh, but she's fair."
"...Can I have one?"
"Sure."
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Edited for dechi, dechi.