Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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LOS ANGELES TIMES: Bruce O'Brian: Hollywood Phony or True Contender? By Joe Watson.
LOS ANGELES TIMES: Bruce O'Brian: Hollywood Phony or True Contender? By Joe Watson.

Sports and movies, for half a century the two are America's favorite past times and forms of entertainment with your idea of a family or romantic outing being tickets to a baseball game or the theater. Icons such as Charlie Chaplin, Joe Frazier, Debbie Reynolds and Babe Ruth have become living legends and in the halls of American culture, heroes akin to the ancient Greek demigods of legend. However, rarely will you ever encounter a man or woman who not only combines a career in athletics and film, but is successul at both. One of the few exceptions is rising high on the big screen and in the boxing ring with the tale of Bruce O'Brian.

At 18 years old, Bruce has by now achieved the Hollywood Dream with a starring role on America's new favorite show M*A*S*H, with his performance of Radar O'Reilley earning him an Emmy, a rare gift for rookie television actors. More recently, his latest film in which he produced and starred as the streetwise tough guy John Milner, American Graffiti, has been sweeping the box office and become the talk of not only America, but the greater world with European and East Asian theaters packed to see the story of cruising in 50's America. Having achieved more than most who played their hand at Hollywood ever could, one would think Bruce would be content and building the foundations for a long and illustrious acting career. However, O'Brian has been anything but content with the young man hungry for athletic achievement by throwing his gloves into the boxing ring, where already he has become a rising star in the Light Heavyweight division and is sought after by many in the sport to rise all the way to Heavyweight proper and become a true champion.

With less than two years in the sport, Bruce has created a strong record of 19-0 with no knockdowns and 15 KO victories. For those not in the know, it is an incredible record which boxing veterans would spend years fighting to attain and most professional boxers would kill for. What makes it even more incredible is that not only has O'Brian obtained this before his 19th birthday, but that his wins were achieved in a accumulative time span of two months, the first 13 in March of 1972 IN THREE DAYS (A feat that even the likes of Foreman and Ali would call suicidal) and the last six in May of 1973, all first round knockouts. While O'Brian may not be competing against the likes of Frazier and Monzon, to have obtained such a record even against LA's best of the local scene is a legendary feat worthy of praise in and of itself.

Having personally attended O'Brian's last three matches, I can verify that the rise of the Emerald Splash is not some form of theatrics or a publicity stunt to prop up M*A*S*H, but genuine boxing in all of its glory where a kid from Hell's Kitchen unleashed raw power and made quick work of his opponents to where it was more of an execution than a fight proper. O'Brian's skills have received such praise that he is reportedly under watch of Team USA for the '76 Montreal Games and was even offered a non-title fight with the reigning Heavyweight Champ, George Foreman. Sadly for fans of M*A*S*H and boxing, O'Brian declined the invitation, stating in a press release, "I am heavily honored to have received an invitation from the man who will go down as history as one of, if not the greatest of all time for the sport. However, because of my immense respect for Mr. Foreman as well as knowledge of my own limits, I must respectfully decline as I feel I cannot give a fight worthy for a Champion." Foreman himself took the concession in stride, thanking O'Brian for the kind words and admitting that the match might not have been conducted in the best manner as there was heavy miscommunication in the Foreman camp who believed O'Brian to be a heavyweight, when he is currently a light heavyweight with most of his victories being done in the middleweight class, a severe difference to the heavyweight King.

However, while it's now become accepted that O'Brian is a legitimate boxer and powerhouse as the Emerald Splash, it is heavily debated as to what the reason for his success is. There are countless theories as to why an actor whose martial arts training comes from Kung Fu and whose priority is acting is managing to deliver so many strong matches. The reigning theory is that O'Brian as evidenced by his quick knockouts simply has a lethal punch which few bodies can match, although there is a strong cynical minority who believe that O'Brian is rigging his fights by paying off his opponents, statements strongly refused by all of his defeated opponents and found to be slander with no evidence upon official investigation. To give a strong answer, I sought out the testimony of a local favorite, retired boxer Samuel MacDonald who was once ranked 20th in global lightweight and runs "Mac's Joint" a Gym primarily catered to boxers in South LA. This is what he had to say about O'Brian,

"Everyone thinks the kid's good because he's punching the hardest, but they're getting it wrong by obsessing over the knockouts. His real strengths are in his speed, footwork and blocking. The kid's fighting like a white Ali, he's too fast for opponents to see and react to, and even when they're close to landing a good punch, he just smacks the gloves away and goes ham with five or six good jabs while they're trying to react. When you never land a hit on the other guy, you get scared and confused, you're at your worst. It means you get sloppy and can't defend yourself, and when that happens, after taking multiple strikes time and time again, all it takes is one good 'Emerald Splash' to get a knockout."

No matter the reason for O'Brian's success, he has definitively cemented himself as an equal to veterans of the sport who take the Emerald Splash as a serious contender. After a hiatus from boxing to focus on the premiere of American Graffiti, O'Brian has announced to the boxing world that he is ready and eager to seek some good fights in August and September, and Light Heavyweights across the state of California and a few from the greater country are doing their best to punch tickets for an attempt to knockdown a Hollywood star and get five minutes of fame and fortune.

Just before publication, we managed to have a quick interview with Bruce O'Brian who had this to say about why he chooses to pursue both acting and boxing, "There's really nothing complicated to it. My Dad always encouraged us to follow our dreams and make our careers doing what we love, and I'm doing just that. I love making art in film and TV, and I love facing tough opponents in the boxing ring and coming out on top. So long as I get good roles and my body continues performing at its best, I'll continue to do so for many years to come."

With the rise of Bruce O'Brian at the box office and in the ring, it raises major questions on the future of both film and sports if we are going to see more crossovers in the near future? Will America get to see their favorite hereos in the likes of Roger Staubach, George Foreman and Cy Young land major roles on the big screen, or will we see a reverse with the likes of Al Pacino, Robert De Niro and Clint Eastwood throwing down or playing ball? Whoever answers the call, it seems that America is ready and eager for more Bruce O'Brians.
 
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[X]Plan: Be Prepared(for Bigfoot)
-[X]As the Director Asks: Director Ridley Scott said that he wants you to play him off, not as a troubled young man, but as one who is angry, at the world, at the authority figures of his life. He's doing it for his own selfish means to be a hero, but slowly, hebecomes the hero he thinks he is. And dies because of it. (DC: 0)
-[X]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to invest in)
--[X]Batman Film Rights: 15 million dollars(Batman is on the decline in the 70's and it wouldn't be until Burton's Batman in 89 that he would regain his popularity. Now's the time to lowball for the rights)
--[X]Copper Stocks: 1 million dollars(Computers are on the rise and a good portion of their parts require copper, it would be smart to invest in this now before it blows up. To give more information about this, the price of copper is .51 cents per pound right now, and it'll jump to 1.30 in 74)
-[X]And When She Smiles: Carrie has a surprise. A TV role she's a guest staring on. Who's it for? DC: 30
-[X]Pray: It had been a long time since you went to Mass. You wish for the Lord to give you strength. DC: ???
-[X]Hire a Maintenance Crew: You are not going to let the building fall into disrepair as the rest of the owners were just not investing in it. DC: 20/40/50
-[X] Do auditions(Movies and TV Shows): You are going to go to some of the casting calls that are in the place where you can find work in. DC: 20(Possibility of only getting a commercial or TV show job, or extra work in a low-budget film)
-[X]Pitching for Money: So Miss Ball has decided to offer anyone who comes up with a good pitch for a show tens of thousands of dollars. Time to see if you can cash in DC: ??? (Write in Pitch for the CBS Suits to see)
--[X]The Dr. Acula Pitch: We've got Ed Wood, what better time to make this happen than now?
-[X] Research stuff, see if anything piques your interest: You may have graduated High School as a kid, but you never stopped trying to learn. DC: 15 (Write-in what you want to learn about below)
--[X]Cryptozoology
-[X]Networking: Well time to start finding out who might actually be interested in meeting you. (Write-in what you want to try and network with)
 
I was going to suggest a veteran's charity but it looks like I got beaten to it. I'm happy with anything that helps homeless or wounded veterans. Maybe helps them get jobs as well.
 
LOS ANGELES TIMES: Bruce O'Brian: Hollywood Phony or True Contender? By Joe Watson.
This is fantastic, I can truly see it happening now.

Here are the Rewards:

[]So, He wants a shot at the Title? (Bob Foster wants to fight the Emerald Spash, offering the title of Light Heavyweight champion of the world)
[]Perhaps some Big Screen Debuts can happen (Many well-known boxers are getting television roles, mostly just guest spots to see if they can carry an episode.)
[]Gonna Fly Now (Sylvester Stallone inspired by Bruce O'Brian, takes up boxing to help him pay the Bills.)
 
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I just checked on Wikipedia, and if a LoTR trilogy is released around the same time as otl, then Bruce could potentially play the role of Aragorn, since Viggo Mortensen is only four years younger than Bruce.
 
Your opinions on giving our sons the patronymic middle name of MacBruce and daughters NicBruce?

I love patronymics and Gaelic ones just sound so cool
 
[]Gonna Fly Now (Sylvester Stallone inspired by Bruce O'Brian, takes up boxing to help him pay the Bills.)

So fun fact, Stallone was born and raised in Hell's Kitchen as well with him being eight years older than Bruce. They could have been neighbors but Stallone's family moved to D.C in the 50's and Bruce was probably still in Ireland at the time.
 
Some interesting OTL Star Wars fun facts:

• Due to the limited budget, the American cast members and crew (including George Lucas) all decided to fly coach class to England, rather than first class. When Carrie Fisher's mother, Debbie Reynolds, heard about this, she called Lucas, complaining about how insulting it was for her daughter to be flying coach. Fisher was in the room with Lucas when he took the call, and after a few minutes, asked if she could talk to her mother. When Lucas handed her the phone, she simply said, "Mother, I want to fly coach, will you f**k off?!" and hung up.

• Mark Hamill held his breath for so long during the trash compactor scene that he broke a blood vessel in his face. Subsequent shots are from one side only.
• The Chewbacca suit retained a bad smell for the duration of filming after the trash compactor scene.

• According to Mark Hamill, studio executives were unhappy that Chewbacca has no clothes and attempted to have the costume redesigned with shorts.

• Carrie Fisher confirmed in her autobiography that she disliked the "bagel bun" hairstyle she wore as Princess Leia. However, prior to to filming, the studio had requested that she lose some weight first, which she hadn't. Out of fear of being fired for it, she was eager to comply with everything that writer and director George Lucas suggested, which included the hairstyle.
 
• Carrie Fisher confirmed in her autobiography that she disliked the "bagel bun" hairstyle she wore as Princess Leia. However, prior to to filming, the studio had requested that she lose some weight first, which she hadn't. Out of fear of being fired for it, she was eager to comply with everything that writer and director George Lucas suggested, which included the hairstyle.
Here in Spain we called that hairstyle "los moños ensaimada" (coiled puff pastry from Mallorca) because the shape of that hairstyle is exactly the same and we have several jokes about it.
 
Teen Magazine: A Hidden Lovelife?
she lose some weight first

Same thing happened during sequel era from what I remember.

What topics about Bruce should I cover for newspapers..

Oh I know!


Teen Magazine: A Hidden Lovelife?


Writer: Duke Magoose of William Romance Street (Pen Name)
Date: August 8, 1973


There are many examples of great love stories, starting from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Bonnie and Clyde, and Snow White. Many of them are to be revered in not just want, but also need. However, it's been noted by yours truly about a hidden romance that with closer examination seem to have more meaning than a teen's fancy of this day and age. What I'm talking about is the hidden romance between one Bruce O'Brian and Carrie Fisher.

Ever since Mr. O'Brian announced that he was filing a lawsuit on Television Company CBS, this reporter has become intrigued of this seemingly "arrogant" and "upstarting" movie star that Hollywood wanted nothing more than to snuff him out for breaking the status quo. It was fortunate to note for my experience that I have met the man himself with a young Carrie Fisher on the evening of the 9th of November, and I can quite frankly seem there is some kind of romantic infatuation the two shared with the other.


Reading the newspaper one fateful morning had introduced me to the announced "O'Brian Apartment Space" -- that conviniently looked to be freshly new compared to the other apartment and rental buildings in this fair city -- from the morning advertisement paper. Being the reporter I am so I could get the latest scoop of his professional life, I made my way there just to see Ms. Fisher walking outside the front doors with the young Goose himself.

Not wanting to disturb their stroll, I just made note to return to talk with him in my notebook, and decided to take a break to relax the cooler waters and air at the beach.

Over these following months up to now, I took a close look on the two just to make sure if anything was right and will not end up like the disastrous relationship Ms. Fisher's parents went through, and safe to say my suspicions could only become correct as I kept attempting to get an interview from the goose. The final straw that proved my intuition correct was the fact that these..interesting pillows were being carried by the two on their journey to the picnic. It's quite bizarre to say the least, a pillow with Mr. O'Brian in his Radar outfit from M*A*S*H.

As I was walking towards them to finally get the interview I've been patiently been waiting for a long while, and yes I did send in requests through the mail with nothing in return, the two started to practice what I'd like to call a French Kiss, quite commonly seen between French couples from my experience in the city of Paris, Toulon, and Marseilles. Feeling uncomfortable, I just left the vicinity and pretend nothing ever happened.

What made me write this, my loyal readers, is the fact I've promised to all of you to write an article based on the love life of a new star on the rising. While I may continue waiting for that interview with Mr. O'Brian, it is safe to say that with a new star also comes a new love. I bid the duo a lasting relationship and not let the stardom and fame get in between of their relationship.
 
• Due to the limited budget, the American cast members and crew (including George Lucas) all decided to fly coach class to England, rather than first class. When Carrie Fisher's mother, Debbie Reynolds, heard about this, she called Lucas, complaining about how insulting it was for her daughter to be flying coach. Fisher was in the room with Lucas when he took the call, and after a few minutes, asked if she could talk to her mother. When Lucas handed her the phone, she simply said, "Mother, I want to fly coach, will you f**k off?!" and hung up.

LMAO! I straight up snorted when I read Carrie's words, pretty hillarious and I bet George was a bit spooked after that. I imagine that spending time with the Middle Class O'Brians and coming to terms with her debt has erased Debbie's snobbish attitude and she'd probably just shrug at the fact. Although, it's not like Debbie is some sort of elitist as she grew up in an impoverished Texas farm family during the Great Depression so because of this she grew to place a high value on wealth because she knew what it was like to suffer and not have much and she never wanted to experience that again or have her kids suffer. Although if Bruce is helping to finance the film then they could probably get first-class tickets, though George could probably get a pretty decent budget on his own.

• Mark Hamill held his breath for so long during the trash compactor scene that he broke a blood vessel in his face. Subsequent shots are from one side only.
• The Chewbacca suit retained a bad smell for the duration of filming after the trash compactor scene.

OOF. That'll definitely be something that will need Bruce and his disaster debuff around to keep in control. Although, the trash compactor scene was never one of my favorites and I'm fine if it's replaced with something else.

• According to Mark Hamill, studio executives were unhappy that Chewbacca has no clothes and attempted to have the costume redesigned with shorts.
Chewie with shorts is super cursed but it reminds me of this hillarious Robot Chicken sketch:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Jh__rW1fk

• Carrie Fisher confirmed in her autobiography that she disliked the "bagel bun" hairstyle she wore as Princess Leia. However, prior to to filming, the studio had requested that she lose some weight first, which she hadn't. Out of fear of being fired for it, she was eager to comply with everything that writer and director George Lucas suggested, which included the hairstyle.
Once again goes to show how messed up Hollywood is in that a 19 year old Carrie Fisher who was in good physical shape and a healthy weight was deemed too fat to Fox and had to trim down to BS model standards or get fired. Once again another reason why we should help George get a distribution subsidiary for Lucasfilm so we don't have to deal with studio BS and interference, though we gotta smack some sense into George that women can wear bras in space. Speaking of, considering Carrie's learning martial arts, she'd probably develop a fit and slightly muscular body and could join Linda Hamilton and Sigourney Weaver among the ranks of early action ladies. What kind of martial arts is she learning @Magoose ?

On the topic of Star Wars, one interesting divergence I imagine is that George having a strong and healthy marriage with Marcia might make him more favorable to Mara Jade's existence and her becoming Luke's wife since his opinions on Luke remaining celibate seemed to stem from his previous marriage troubles and he didn't want Luke to be burdened with that. Would be so cool to have Mara appear in a Sequel film or maybe a cartoon or Mandalorian style TV show.
 
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Teen Magazine: A Hidden Lovelife?
This is exactly the sort of shit we need.

Badly written articles that are more rumor than fact! I love this!

Here is a Rewards:
[]So... Wait, Teens read this Garbage? And someone is watching me. (Bruce discovers that he has a stalker. And they are doing a really good job making you feel embarrassed and popular with the youth.)
[]It isn't a hidden love life you jackasses! (Scold the media with a sour reprisal, and tell them to mind their own business, as most peoples love lifes are not subject to the rumor mill)
[]Privacy is golden (You found a way to make sure you and Carrie are left alone from the paparazzi.)
Although if Bruce is helping to finance the film then they could probably get first-class tickets, though George could probably get a pretty decent budget on his own.
Unless George tells him to save it because they need more money to be sent elsewhere.
OOF. That'll definitely be something that will need Bruce and his disaster debuff around to keep in control. Although, the trash compactor scene was never one of my favorites and I'm fine if it's replaced with something else.
I actually really liked it. though more for the fact that the monster in the garbage is just absolutely peek Star Wars. and I love it.
Chewie with shorts is super cursed but it reminds me of this hillarious Robot Chicken sketch:
Eh... I don't want to do something like that. Unless George or you all want to change it.
Once again goes to show how messed up Hollywood is in that a 19 year old Carrie Fisher who was in good physical shape and a healthy weight was deemed too fat to Fox and had to trim down to BS model standards or get fired.
The problem with Hollywood is that, unfortunately, they have really fucked up standards when it comes to... beutey.

And it's sickening.
Once again another reason why we should help George get a distribution subsidiary for Lucasfilm so we don't have to deal with studio BS and interference, though we gotta smack some sense into George that women can wear bras in space.
Geroge: But that goes against the world-

Bruce: I think it's a perfectly sensible thing to have underwear in Space! The Astronauts have them, so why don't future space travelers do!?
Speaking of, considering Carrie's learning martial arts, she'd probably develop a fit and slightly muscular body and could join Linda Hamilton and Sigourney Weaver among the ranks of early action ladies. What kind of martial arts is she learning @Magoose ?
Tai Chi was what she is learning, but she isn't as dedicated to the craft, as we are, and isn't gonig to be as muscular as you think. Nor will she gain the athletic trait.

Unless you want to invest an action in really pushing her to it.
On the topic of Star Wars, one interesting divergence I imagine is that George having a strong and healthy marriage with Marcia might make him more favorable to Mara Jade's existence and her becoming Luke's wife since his opinions on Luke remaining celibate seemed to stem from his previous marriage troubles and he didn't want Luke to be burdened with that.
Possibly, but then again, their divorce might still happen.

Possibly because something can happen during the filming of the trilogy.

As For Mara Jade herself? I mean she's cool, and I like her character, but there are some plotlines that were made that really made go "What the fuck?"
Would be so cool to have Mara appear in a Sequel film or maybe a cartoon or Mandalorian style TV show.
Again, if George trusts you enough with his baby, which he might, or might not.
 
[X]Privacy is golden (You found a way to make sure you and Carrie are left alone from the paparazzi.)

Imagine creating an Omake for them to adopt both Confucian and Taoist values..
 
My favorite fun fact about the production of Star Wars is how Mark Hamill wasn't one of the people originally auditioning for the part of Luke. He was brought to the rehearsals by one of the actors auditioning. The actor in question being a young Robert Englund. Freddy Krueger is responsible for Mark Hamill's career.

Anyway, I'd love to get connected with both Mark and Robert.
 
Movie Pitch: The Slender Man
TITLE: The Slender Man

GENRE: Horror/Mystery

SUBGENRE: Supernatural/Suspense

FORMAT: Movie

BASIC PROMPT: Psychologist William Craft is called by the police as one of his patients committed suicide. When he arrives at the scene of the crime he finds the place covered in writings and drawings, all pointing to who may be the killer: a tall man in a suit. William becomes part of the investigation, looking over all his patients writings, through it all being swept into her delusions and beliefs of the creature referred only as "The Slender Man"

Notes:

- William should start as a sceptic and cinic man, someone worn down by all the times he's had to deal with patients to the point he appears amiable on the surface, but in reality is tired of having to deal with other's problems.
- He starts looking into the writings and drawings on the patients' (Let's call her Karen) room and notebooks, after some time has passed wit the investigation they arrest a suspect; the friend of the patient /Let's call her Nicole) who tries to remain silent, but freaks out the moment William mentions the notebooks or that he's researching the man. She has to be held down as she screams "Don't let him in!" over and over.
- William at first does not find anything wrong, but small accidents, and events that make it seem like he's being followed start happening, small flashes and appearances of what may be the Slender Man, but it's kept ambiguous as if it's true or not. Eventually William starts going back much further as he starts breaking down, looking at pictures from decades and the last century, images made from colonial and republican times, and even cases from long ago which have mentions that are similar to what has happened.
- In the end William is being chased by the Slender Man, thinking back on what Nicole mentioned about "Letting him in." he realizes that by acknowledging that it existed he allowed its current power over him. He goes to an abandoned building and sets himself and all the evidence he found about the Slender Man on fire, hoping to bring an end to it all.
- The movie can have two endings; either the whole thing was in his head and the police recounts him as having lost his mind. Or it was all real, but some part of the evidence remained, being found by another who starts the cycle all over again.

A.N: Yeah, I kinda wanted to make a movie about the Slender Man and thought it could be possible here. Please give me any criticisms or anything you think it could be added or changed to improve it.

Edit: Also, what do you think of having John Carpenter be the Director for the film?
 
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Hmm, I got a Newspaper Idea guys..

Cancel Culture before it was even termed: People (or at this time news reporters) trying to cancel Bruce, utilise anything he says and turn it to have a negative point rather than what it is meant to be.

The problem with Hollywood is that, unfortunately, they have really fucked up standards when it comes to... beutey.

And it's sickening.

Can we make a satire comedy based on Hollywood issues, essentially Pythonian-esque comedy? Pointing out the most ridiculous things Hollywood makes a fuss on and creating a comedic twist/reasoning/etc. On it?
 
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