Movie Pitch: Howard the Duck
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We've spoken about Howard the Duck before; George Lucas' Folly, one of the worst movies ever made, the one films that was supposed to be animated before some collective bout of madness made everyone around George that his idea to have it be Live Action was just what it needed. That kind of film, and how despite everything we did, George would do it as he liked the character and its different adventures, as well as the parody and satire that it delved into.
But, with no pitch on sight, I decided, to quote Thanos the Mad Titan, do it myself.
I mean, we own Marvel now, so at least the entire legal drama is not going to happen this time around with Gerber in our pocket, not to mention there is no Universal this time around to try to meddle or to limit the budget. Not to mention that perhaps now we can convince George that we can have the movie done in animation rather than try for a live action film. not to mention that I do want to see Howard be more like the detective they put him on much later after the OTL film was done.
Thus, I give you:
Set Up: Based on the Marvel Comic (and Characters) created by Steve Gerber. Howard T. Duckson has had to deal with many odd cases in his life, beginning with his sudden transportation to a world ruled by hairless apes! Yet, let it not be said that he can't adapt. Becoming a detective with his own agency seemed to be the right choice, yet having to protect a young woman being hunted by a variety of weirdos, all the while trying to solve his most recent case to pay the rent might be more challenging than what he'd thought.
Director: Brad Bird
Composer: James Horner
A.N.: Funny thing, this idea came when I was speaking with @Kaiser Chris about a possible premise for it, and just recently I found out that the original writers for the OTL film had the same idea for the premise, before studio involvement and legal battles had them discard it for what came later on. This time around, we can do justice to said idea. For animation I decided to go for Brad Bird, since I think he has just the right amount of originality and creativity to tackle the parody-heavy themes of the character.
But, with no pitch on sight, I decided, to quote Thanos the Mad Titan, do it myself.
I mean, we own Marvel now, so at least the entire legal drama is not going to happen this time around with Gerber in our pocket, not to mention there is no Universal this time around to try to meddle or to limit the budget. Not to mention that perhaps now we can convince George that we can have the movie done in animation rather than try for a live action film. not to mention that I do want to see Howard be more like the detective they put him on much later after the OTL film was done.
Thus, I give you:
Movie Pitch:
Howard the Duck
GENRE: Noir/Action/Adventure
SUBGENRE: Comedy/Science Fiction
FORMAT: Animated Movie
Howard the Duck

GENRE: Noir/Action/Adventure
SUBGENRE: Comedy/Science Fiction
FORMAT: Animated Movie
Set Up: Based on the Marvel Comic (and Characters) created by Steve Gerber. Howard T. Duckson has had to deal with many odd cases in his life, beginning with his sudden transportation to a world ruled by hairless apes! Yet, let it not be said that he can't adapt. Becoming a detective with his own agency seemed to be the right choice, yet having to protect a young woman being hunted by a variety of weirdos, all the while trying to solve his most recent case to pay the rent might be more challenging than what he'd thought.
Director: Brad Bird
Composer: James Horner
Howard the Duck is a detective in New York, where he has made a new life for himself after the "Cosmic Axis" sent him to Earth. Like all detective and Noir films, there is an inner narration from Howard where he gives information to the audience at times. Despite Howard being an anthropomorphic duck, there is a sense of normalcy when he interacts with people, as if this is just another thing that they have to deal with, but not getting over-emotional with it.
The movie begins with a scene of Garko the Man-Frog drinking the potion that turns him into a half-man, half-frog monster, as he declares how he will enact revenge upon all who mocked him. However, he quickly becomes a real frog that is squished by a police car that is going to a building where they find a dead body. As they investigate, Howard arrives, and after some words he begins to investigate as well, his inner narration giving the information about his life and what he finds from the body and the apartment.
After an encounter with his landlord where he is told he's due for the month's bill, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows where he meets Beverly Switzler, who asks for his help as she feels someone is following her. Though he wants to say no at first, she reveals that the dead body that he is investigating was her former boyfriend, which has Howard believe that she may be a lead, thus both decide to stick together.
Through the movie they are chased by menacing groups that wish to abduct them under the orders of Kong Lomerate, a real estate tycoon, as well as having to face his lead man, Count Macho, though they escape thanks to Howard's friend, Paul Same. They are also attacked by Dr, Angst and the Band of the Bland as they try to consult with Winda Wester to find a lead. After which they have to face against Le Beaver for no other reason than because he hates America and thinks defeating Howard will make everything better.
During the final confrontation with Kong Lomerate (who they find because the Band of the Bland told them who hired them) they have to face against Howard's arch-enemy, Bessie the Hellcow, whose many confrontations between them have become a thing of legend (though unfortunately, too much to recount at the moment). Bessie manages to capture them with the help of Kong, and bring them to their master; Pro-Rata, the Sorcerer Accountant.
Once captured, Pro-Rata monologues about his beginnings as a simple accountant, his rise as a sorcerer, and his criminal empire, as well as how he kidnapped Beverly because she was aware of it, though she denies it and claims she only quit because she had found a new and better job. A confrontation between both sides begins, though Howard and Beverly manage to trick Pro-Rata into destroying the source of his powers ("The Sacred Pen of Bureaucrats") after which he is arrested, though not before claiming he does not know anything about Beverly's boyfriend, as he did not kill him.
Back to Howard and Beverly in a bar, as the former is once more drowning his sorrows. Since he has not solved the case he cannot get paid, and Beverly is just as broke as he is as well. He happens to pick a newspaper which once more is denigrating him, causing him to blow his top and go give the man a piece of his mind, while Beverly tries to stop him.
Once in the Newspaper Office, he confronts the man, Lester Verde, who goes on a tirade about how Howard finally saw through his evil plans, which has Howard deflate and just go "What" in a flat tone as Lester exposits his entire past in a villain's monologue; how he was bullied as a child, discovered a talent for writing, and decided from then on to use his talent to bully others rather than be bullied himself, using the written word to have power over others who were more successful and powerful than him.
At one point during his tirade, Lester admits that he had been the one to have Beverly's boyfriend killed (manipulating the news to trick him into taking an overdose of sleeping pills) mainly because she refused to date him in College. As his tirade ends, Howard reveals that he had taped it all, and as Lester moves to attack, Beverly trips him, knocking him out until the police arrives and takes him into custody.
Lester, now awake, screams and swears vengeance at Howard as he is taken away. Both Howard and Beverly are left alone, they share some words, and as it seems that they are going to go their own ways, Howard calls to her, asking her out to dinner, which she happily agrees, as the both walk away hand in hand.
The movie begins with a scene of Garko the Man-Frog drinking the potion that turns him into a half-man, half-frog monster, as he declares how he will enact revenge upon all who mocked him. However, he quickly becomes a real frog that is squished by a police car that is going to a building where they find a dead body. As they investigate, Howard arrives, and after some words he begins to investigate as well, his inner narration giving the information about his life and what he finds from the body and the apartment.
After an encounter with his landlord where he is told he's due for the month's bill, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows where he meets Beverly Switzler, who asks for his help as she feels someone is following her. Though he wants to say no at first, she reveals that the dead body that he is investigating was her former boyfriend, which has Howard believe that she may be a lead, thus both decide to stick together.
Through the movie they are chased by menacing groups that wish to abduct them under the orders of Kong Lomerate, a real estate tycoon, as well as having to face his lead man, Count Macho, though they escape thanks to Howard's friend, Paul Same. They are also attacked by Dr, Angst and the Band of the Bland as they try to consult with Winda Wester to find a lead. After which they have to face against Le Beaver for no other reason than because he hates America and thinks defeating Howard will make everything better.
During the final confrontation with Kong Lomerate (who they find because the Band of the Bland told them who hired them) they have to face against Howard's arch-enemy, Bessie the Hellcow, whose many confrontations between them have become a thing of legend (though unfortunately, too much to recount at the moment). Bessie manages to capture them with the help of Kong, and bring them to their master; Pro-Rata, the Sorcerer Accountant.
Once captured, Pro-Rata monologues about his beginnings as a simple accountant, his rise as a sorcerer, and his criminal empire, as well as how he kidnapped Beverly because she was aware of it, though she denies it and claims she only quit because she had found a new and better job. A confrontation between both sides begins, though Howard and Beverly manage to trick Pro-Rata into destroying the source of his powers ("The Sacred Pen of Bureaucrats") after which he is arrested, though not before claiming he does not know anything about Beverly's boyfriend, as he did not kill him.
Back to Howard and Beverly in a bar, as the former is once more drowning his sorrows. Since he has not solved the case he cannot get paid, and Beverly is just as broke as he is as well. He happens to pick a newspaper which once more is denigrating him, causing him to blow his top and go give the man a piece of his mind, while Beverly tries to stop him.
Once in the Newspaper Office, he confronts the man, Lester Verde, who goes on a tirade about how Howard finally saw through his evil plans, which has Howard deflate and just go "What" in a flat tone as Lester exposits his entire past in a villain's monologue; how he was bullied as a child, discovered a talent for writing, and decided from then on to use his talent to bully others rather than be bullied himself, using the written word to have power over others who were more successful and powerful than him.
At one point during his tirade, Lester admits that he had been the one to have Beverly's boyfriend killed (manipulating the news to trick him into taking an overdose of sleeping pills) mainly because she refused to date him in College. As his tirade ends, Howard reveals that he had taped it all, and as Lester moves to attack, Beverly trips him, knocking him out until the police arrives and takes him into custody.
Lester, now awake, screams and swears vengeance at Howard as he is taken away. Both Howard and Beverly are left alone, they share some words, and as it seems that they are going to go their own ways, Howard calls to her, asking her out to dinner, which she happily agrees, as the both walk away hand in hand.
Howard T. Duckson/Howard the Duck: He is a three-foot-tall anthropomorphic duck, who generally wears a tie with his detective suit and is almost always found smoking a cigar. Howard is an inhabitant of "Duckworld" yet he was transferred to Earth through the "Cosmic Axis". With no way back, Howard has tried to make the best of the situation, opening a detective agency and trying to make ends meet. He is often irascible and impatient, though he mellows out when in the company of his friends (which he doesn't have many). He is also a master of "Quak-Fu", which at best helps him get out of messy situations.
Played By: Robin Williams
Alternate: Harvey Keitel
Beverly Switzler: She was a young life model from Cleveland who had to abandon her career in order to make ends meet, working for the evil Sorcerer-Accountant Pro-Rata (though she was not aware that he used magic, nor that he was evil). She gets entangled with Howard when the homicide victim case he was investigating turns out to be her former boyfriend. From there, the two embark in a bizarre journey where they have to depend on each other to survive, growing attached to each other despite their foibles and finding in each other a shared spirit. Beverly tries to look at the positive side of life, which at times makes her look naive, but in reality she is no one's fool.
Played By: Sarah Douglass
Alternate: Lea Thompson
Played By: Robin Williams
Alternate: Harvey Keitel
Beverly Switzler: She was a young life model from Cleveland who had to abandon her career in order to make ends meet, working for the evil Sorcerer-Accountant Pro-Rata (though she was not aware that he used magic, nor that he was evil). She gets entangled with Howard when the homicide victim case he was investigating turns out to be her former boyfriend. From there, the two embark in a bizarre journey where they have to depend on each other to survive, growing attached to each other despite their foibles and finding in each other a shared spirit. Beverly tries to look at the positive side of life, which at times makes her look naive, but in reality she is no one's fool.
Played By: Sarah Douglass
Alternate: Lea Thompson
Paul Same/Winky Man: He is a narcoleptic split-personality sleepwalker, an eccentric artist, and a good friend of Howard the Duck. Paul is a mostly calm person, who tries to take things slowly, and is very helpful towards his friends, as he takes in Howard and Beverly as they try to hide from those who are chasing after them. He also possesses an alter ego known as "The Winky Man" which appears when he falls asleep if he does not take his medication. When under this personality, his agility and brain power skyrockets, which lets him defeat enemies easily.
Played By: Fisher Stevens
Alternate: Rick Moranis
Winda Wester: She is a fortune teller who occasionally is able to make real predictions. An ally of Howard the Duck, she is the one to whom Howard usually goes to when he's stuck in a case and has no new leads. She speaks with a lisp which makes her difficult to understand, though at the same time she tends to use it in her favor whenever the time to use her "powers" comes about. Though she may not look like it, she does tend to see Howard as a friend, and her best costumer, as he is the only one that keeps on coming back.
Played By: Victoria Carroll
Alternate: Amy Irving
Played By: Fisher Stevens
Alternate: Rick Moranis
Winda Wester: She is a fortune teller who occasionally is able to make real predictions. An ally of Howard the Duck, she is the one to whom Howard usually goes to when he's stuck in a case and has no new leads. She speaks with a lisp which makes her difficult to understand, though at the same time she tends to use it in her favor whenever the time to use her "powers" comes about. Though she may not look like it, she does tend to see Howard as a friend, and her best costumer, as he is the only one that keeps on coming back.
Played By: Victoria Carroll
Alternate: Amy Irving
Kong Lomerate: He is a man turned monkey that made use of his transformation to create a giant real estate empire, while at the same time swindling buyers by selling them useless swampland... while also making use of said property to cheat on his taxes, which were handled by the evil Sorcerer Accountant Pro-Rata. Though Kong Lomerate tries to portray himself as a sophisticated being, his sudden outbursts of rage, and his mannerisms betray his animalistic qualities.
Played By: Christopher Lee
Alternate: Peter Cushing
Count Macho: He is a former martial arts master who used his training to bully and intimidate people, all the while trying to act like the heroes from martial arts movies, quoting many of their lines without understanding their meaning, just wanting to look cool. He is hired by Kong Lomerate to find and capture Howard and Beverly, though he cannot control himself and tries to hurt them as well, which has him distracted for when the Winky Man makes his appearance, and helps in killing him by throwing him out a window, Count Macho quoting lines till the end.
Played By: Dan Castellaneta
Alternate: Bill Murray
Pierre Dentifris/Le Beaver: He is a Canadian "Super-Patriot" who despises America for how it treats Canada as a lesser sibling or an annoyance. Pierre is an inventor who created an exoskeleton suit in the shape of a beaver to fight Howard the Duck in order to make Canada more respected. Neither Howard nor Beverly understand the reasoning, yet Pierre (or Le Beaver as he insists to be called) does not care and goes on to face Howard the Duck in deadly combat.
Played By: Rene Auberjonois
Alternate: Tim Robbins
Bessie The Hellcow: She is Pro-Rata's minion, a cow that was turned into a vampire and thus uses her powers and abilities to follow her master's will. She is Howard's archenemy, as both have clashed in numerous occasions, too many to even recount here or in the movie actually. After Howard was able to evade the many traps and capture attempts by Kong Lomerate, Pro-Rata sends her to capture them and bring them to him so that he may take care of them by himself.
Played By: Frank Welker
Alternate: Dee Bradley Baker
Pro-Rata: He is an evil accountant who discovered that he could use magic, and thus used it in order to help corporations and criminals to file their taxes, saving them millions of dollars. Beverly was one of the assistants at his firm who suddenly quit, making Pro-Rata suspect her of finding the truth about him (in reality, she had found a new job and wanted to start as soon as possible). Pro-Rata, despite his actions to capture both Beverly and Howard, did not kill her former boyfriend.
Played By: Jim Cummings
Alternate: Vincent Price
Played By: Christopher Lee
Alternate: Peter Cushing
Count Macho: He is a former martial arts master who used his training to bully and intimidate people, all the while trying to act like the heroes from martial arts movies, quoting many of their lines without understanding their meaning, just wanting to look cool. He is hired by Kong Lomerate to find and capture Howard and Beverly, though he cannot control himself and tries to hurt them as well, which has him distracted for when the Winky Man makes his appearance, and helps in killing him by throwing him out a window, Count Macho quoting lines till the end.
Played By: Dan Castellaneta
Alternate: Bill Murray
Pierre Dentifris/Le Beaver: He is a Canadian "Super-Patriot" who despises America for how it treats Canada as a lesser sibling or an annoyance. Pierre is an inventor who created an exoskeleton suit in the shape of a beaver to fight Howard the Duck in order to make Canada more respected. Neither Howard nor Beverly understand the reasoning, yet Pierre (or Le Beaver as he insists to be called) does not care and goes on to face Howard the Duck in deadly combat.
Played By: Rene Auberjonois
Alternate: Tim Robbins
Bessie The Hellcow: She is Pro-Rata's minion, a cow that was turned into a vampire and thus uses her powers and abilities to follow her master's will. She is Howard's archenemy, as both have clashed in numerous occasions, too many to even recount here or in the movie actually. After Howard was able to evade the many traps and capture attempts by Kong Lomerate, Pro-Rata sends her to capture them and bring them to him so that he may take care of them by himself.
Played By: Frank Welker
Alternate: Dee Bradley Baker
Pro-Rata: He is an evil accountant who discovered that he could use magic, and thus used it in order to help corporations and criminals to file their taxes, saving them millions of dollars. Beverly was one of the assistants at his firm who suddenly quit, making Pro-Rata suspect her of finding the truth about him (in reality, she had found a new job and wanted to start as soon as possible). Pro-Rata, despite his actions to capture both Beverly and Howard, did not kill her former boyfriend.
Played By: Jim Cummings
Alternate: Vincent Price
Dr. Angst and the Band of the Bland: They are a rock band who tries to make it big, though in reality they have nothing that makes them stand out from the other bands currently making waves. Their music is generic, their imagination non-existent, and their risk-taking is zero. They do not have an original thought in their heads at all.
Played By: Tangerine Dream
Garko The Man-Frog: He is a man who spent his time on a window-sill, debating with himself whether to drink a bottle containing a mysterious fluid. When he finally drank the fluid he changed into the Man-Frog and began threatening to kill everyone. His transformation was short-lived, however, as he quickly turned into a real frog and was killed when he was run over by a police car.
Played By: Danny DeVito
Lester Verde: He is a sensationalist journalist reporter who uses his talents in order to have power over those he writes about. He considers himself Howard's archrival, constantly denigrating him in his articles because he's jealous of how much attention he gets. He is also the one who had Beverly's boyfriend killed as revenge against her since she refused to date him.
Played By: Tim Curry
Played By: Tangerine Dream
Garko The Man-Frog: He is a man who spent his time on a window-sill, debating with himself whether to drink a bottle containing a mysterious fluid. When he finally drank the fluid he changed into the Man-Frog and began threatening to kill everyone. His transformation was short-lived, however, as he quickly turned into a real frog and was killed when he was run over by a police car.
Played By: Danny DeVito
Lester Verde: He is a sensationalist journalist reporter who uses his talents in order to have power over those he writes about. He considers himself Howard's archrival, constantly denigrating him in his articles because he's jealous of how much attention he gets. He is also the one who had Beverly's boyfriend killed as revenge against her since she refused to date him.
Played By: Tim Curry
Newspaper Stand Owner: He is the owner of a newspaper stand near Howard's agency. Howard always buys a newspaper from him, which usually has many indictives against Howard.
Played By: Stan Lee
Played By: Stan Lee
A.N.: Funny thing, this idea came when I was speaking with @Kaiser Chris about a possible premise for it, and just recently I found out that the original writers for the OTL film had the same idea for the premise, before studio involvement and legal battles had them discard it for what came later on. This time around, we can do justice to said idea. For animation I decided to go for Brad Bird, since I think he has just the right amount of originality and creativity to tackle the parody-heavy themes of the character.