Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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The idea behind this is three points:
1. We need a trailer by next turn. I think its best to try to make a trailer and the special effects that would be in the trailer at least one turn before the due date. Just in case we need another roll.

3. Wanted to use an actual investment that could bring significant income into Bruce's coffers while increasing his credentials/influence that could also be used to make inroads into Hollywood. Sports teams are as cheap as they will get right now and, in the future, will be a great source of income, broadcasting rights, and streaming rights. Not to mention press.

We do not need a trailer by next turn, we need it by December, it is currently September. No matter how long Magoose makes next turn, we will at least have one turn to work on the trailer, and I plan to boost it with an Omake.

Buying a sports team just for the sake of it is a terrible waste of time and money. We got our hands swamped trying to run Lucasfilms, attending to personal stuff, boxing and advancing our career as an actor. Buying a sports team only diverts our precious time further and we do not have the money or prestige to run it effeciently or pass it on to other people. If we want to increase our income do stocks. No one in Hollywood will give a shit about us being a sports team owner, it does jack for our career at this point besides being a time sink. Wait until Bruce has a high nine digit net worth or is a billionaire. Also I'm pretty sure we spent a third to half at minimum of our $103 million networth. Need to conserve money for big stuff and films.

@Kaiser Chris Would it be possible to convince you to change high fashion to Workout Boxing? We do have the Olympics next year from July. It is currently almost the end of year 1975.

Do we have to do it right now? We have nine months from October to July if we start it next turn and last time we did training before Bob Foster and nothing in the turns prior, it served us well. Plus we have a +30 so we will autopass all future workout sessions. I'm changing it, but only because I have a receipt of Magoose saying we should do it and it'd be good. Really hate the waste of an opportunity for not getting an auto in modeling. Social splurge came at an unfortunate time.

EDIT: Switching back to Modeling thanks to Magoose explaining in DM. Will promise to do workout next turn.
 
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So, i just woke up and I'm still a bit sleepy, so i will keep this brief.

[X] Plan: Goose Troop
-[X]One Beautiful Eavning: You and Carrie are going to enjoy a nice home-cooked dinner. Maybe you will enjoy a wonderful night. DC:???
-[X]The Trailer: You hope that George would be willing to make a trailer so that you can keep Mike's promise. DC:???
-[X] Learn to play an instrument: You want to learn how to play something DC: 80 (You have no idea what the hell you are doing.)
--[X] Guitar
-[X]Modeling (High Fashion): So you got a call from a photographer in LA, some no name. But that no name works for Gucci. And he wants you on their next lineup of products. And he needs you to model for him. Which is great… one problem, you have no idea what the hell you are doing. DC: 60
-[X]Johns Journey Through Stardom: John is trying his best to maintain his career in Hollywood, but considering just how insane the city became with the Strike, he's hoping that he might be able to stay with you because… Some Night Money is not something he wants to touch for this town. DC: 40
-[X]Robin William's Debut: Robin has his first big show in town, and you want to be there for it. DC: 30
-[X]A Well-Known Fan: So some really famous person is a fan of yours. Maybe you'll learn who they actually are. DC???
-[X]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to invest in)
--[X] $4 Million. Bruce Lee Memorial Gymnasium: Open to the general public and offers an adult accreditation programs as well as an After School program for underprivileged children; to start, The Gymnasium consists of four core programs: The Bruce Lee Memorial Martial Arts and Stunts Program, Conditioning and Exercise Athletics Program, Craftsman and Survivalist Accreditation Program, Firearm and Weapon Safety Accreditation Program. Build on 10 Acres of owned land. (Credit to Orion Ultior)
---[X] Part I: The Bruce Lee Memorial Martial Arts and Stunts Program: (Action Cinematography)

I want to take advantage of the autopasses as much as possible.

Carie action because Carie action. No need to explain this one.

The trailer because i would rather do it as soon as possible. And if we roll badly, we still have time to retry it next turn.

Learning a instrument and Modeling because they help further Bruce's career. And it would be great to finally get pass these high dcs.

John and Robin to be a good friend.

The fan because connections are everything in this line of work.

Finally the gym for Orion. Something that has been planned for some time.
 
We do not need a trailer by next turn, we need it by December, it is currently September. No matter how long Magoose makes next turn, we will at least have one turn to work on the trailer, and I plan to boost it with an Omake.

Ah. You're correct. I misread the date of August-September under as being last turn. We probably will have another turn.

Buying a sports team just for the sake of it is a terrible waste of time and money. We got our hands swamped trying to run Lucasfilms, attending to personal stuff, boxing and advancing our career as an actor. Buying a sports team only diverts our precious time further and we do not have the money or prestige to run it effeciently or pass it on to other people. If we want to increase our income do stocks. No one in Hollywood will give a shit about us being a sports team owner, it does jack for our career at this point besides being a time sink. Wait until Bruce has a high nine digit net worth or is a billionaire. Also I'm pretty sure we spent a third to half at minimum of our $103 million networth. Need to conserve money for big stuff and films.

I never said to buy a sports team "just for the sake of it".

The reasons are:
1. Sports teams give a large cache of goodwill and influence in the city/county where the team is located. If we get an LA team that would help with local politicians and fans.
2. Sports teams are good places to give perks and access to those in Hollywood and making deals. Plus, over time, the more popular sports franchises have gotten fans of famous people (look at Jack Nicholson and the Lakers). But, owning sports teams will have an incredible benefit soon enough with the rise in broadcast rights.
3. Sports teams values have skyrocketed due to broadcast rights- the ability for a station to broadcast a sports team can heavily affect that television network. If one thinks of it in Hollywood terms, Sports broadcasts are some of the highest rated television shows around. This will help get cache in TV Networks as time goes on and things like cable get popularized.
4. They are really good investments over time. The reason I am suggesting a sports team now, when it is an auto-win, is that teams get super-expensive as the industry changes. For instance, the 49'ers were sold in 1977 for around 14 million dollars in 1977 (around $70 million in today's dollars). They are worth around 5.2 billion dollars today. And that is discounting the profits they make from the games themselves (and the parking).

We certainly have the money to run the team well. The question is if it would take an action, or if it would not (like our charity or our building). I was thinking that since it is an investment, it would be a background thing unless we wanted to get directly involved. Bruce, being a good producer, might just hire the right people and let them run the team on their own.

So, the time to buy a team is now or soon enough as it is actually within Bruce's current affordability and they will get rapidly more expensive. And it would be a source of income that could help us do more things.
 
[X] Plan Praise the Lord

I vastly prefer the Bruce Lee name over the Mandolorian name. Trying to push a made up word so we can tie it to Star Wars later just doesn't compare to dedicating it to Bruce Lee, Goose's own teacher, who taught many other pupils the same thing that will be taught in the gym and in the stunts program.

It's thematically, character wise and historically better in my own opinion. It will also possibly open up sometime around when we release Kung Fu Kid in dedication to Lee's memory, which will be double thematic and let us really show how much we cared for our teacher
 
I had an idea.

I am keeping an eye of the LoTR rights and Peter Jackson, with plans for LucasArts to make the Trilogy (with Bruce maybe playing Elrond).

I am also planning for Bruce and John Travolta to get into Warhammer due to their friendship with Robin Williams, who is an ork player.

I also realised that Games Workshop made perhaps their most balanced and best game, the Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game, in conjunction with the LoTR trilogy.

So, it goes to reason that, maybe around the time of a sequel trilogy, we might look into letting Games Workshop make a Star Wars version of said miniature game.

Basically a Games Workshop version of Star Wars shatter point fused with the MeSBG.

Maybe it's just me being the Wargaming nerd that I am (I still can't decide wether to buy Lion El'Jonson or get started on that Rivendell army…) but that sounds like not only would it be pretty cool, but it might make us a quick buck or two.
 
I want to say this as a little self-aggrandizing...

This quest is slightly bonkers, and I accept that. But at least its fun, and that is all I care about in writing.
 
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Alistairian Apocrypha IV: A King's Training:
Alistairian Apocrypha IV: A King's Training:

"I hope then, Ika'vod, that you were well rested?" called an amused Commander Rex, as he watched the struggling, gasping Luke Skywalker complete that week's 8K Motto Run.

"Y-yessir," Luke gasped, struggling to remain standing in front of the other men, "A full cycle sir."

"Good, good. Wouldn't want the men to see a repeat of a month ago, no?" chuckled Rex, before calling for a cooldown circle.

"Learned my lesson sir, wasn't used to the humidity yet sir," Luke said, following.

That hadn't been pretty to say the least [even for being his first 8K Run], least of all the IT session that had followed as a result; he could still remember the sandbags...


After the end of each work day, the Commander would approach Luke as his mentor and lead him through a number of exercises to enhance his physicality, all the while drilling him on a number of topics and strategies that, as he had stated many a time before, were a staple of both his time as a member of the 501st Legion and as a Rebel; things would often get worse when Princess Leia would join them, bringing in her own experiences and expertise on the matter at hand that would leave both of them at a loss...though Rex was far quicker on recovery, often commending her for her input and challenging the habitual rust that had slowly building up, and then doubling Luke's training in those matters. The combination of all this often left Luke feeling like he was struggling to keep his head above the sands, given his life seemed to be nothing but training, leaving what few moments he had to himself when he wasn't running training drills in the cockpit or with Rex, felt like paradise...even if it felt like whatever shenanigans Han dragged him into wasn't worth the risk...that swoop race on Rion was already enough.

After nearly six months of this, the first bit of respite from training came in the form of his promotion to that of a Lieutenant and his first series of missions, all of which...went wrong. First came the mission to help the Alliance collect new X-wings directly from the Incom Corporation's base [made by a loophole by an inside man] that, after a very terse battle, resulted in destruction of the Imperial I-class Star Destroyer Liquidator, then came a reconnaissance mission to Bogano in search of a new base (after the failures that were the Keeper's World, Akuria II, and Drexel) that resulted in the discovery and decimation of an Imperial Base, third was the brief investigation on Tatooine that resulted in the outbreak of Bledsoe's disease, fourth was what devolved into the Battle of Vactooine when all they were there for was scrap, and lastly was that spectacular Podrace on Muunilinst that secured funding for the Rebellion...that got the Inquisitors involved.

He still preferred it to training.


It was when they finally secured a position on Hoth nearly two years that regular training under Commander Rex resumed, albeit with a new addition.

"Ah, Captain Skywalker, I'd like you to meet with my Ori'vod, Darman Skirata," he said, gesturing to the older man who could very well be his twin, "He will be taking over your counter insurgency training, given his experiences and training directly under the Cuy'val Dar."

"Let's get to it then, jetti," the man stated gruffly. " Your people had a potential, let us hope you do not disappoint. My ad's training in your matters depends on it."


A/N: [ Ika'vod = little brother | Ori'vod = big brother, older brother, special friend | Cuy'val Dar = Those Who No-Longer Exist | ad = son ]

If anyone asks how and why Luke's a Captain after only two years, as that is unrealistic, Imma say I took artistic liberty of making it a field promotion for meritorious action. In that same vein, with the exception of the Inquisitors making an appearance after the Podrace [which was added for flavor],
all those missions Luke went on actually happened...albeit it's a combination of Legends and Disney, given both timelines give either no timeframe or within a two week timeframe of Yavin IV, so I took the liberty of pushing back the date a few months for a reasonable training timeframe under Commander Rex.

As for why the everloving hell I brought the Skiratas into this, especially Darman, I'm trying to bring this full circle by the time Attack of the Clones and Mandalorian rolls around so we can A) swing
Ed Harris into this, and B) have an actual storyline exploring the Clones place with the Mandalorians in greater depth.
 
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[Everyone is welcome to suggest additions to this timeline, would personally love to see Indiana Jones, Solomon Kane and Tarzan coming across some of it and go "what the fuck am I looking at?"]
I'll allow it.

Mostly because I like this... I like it a lot.

A Truly Bizzare Adventure, A Timeline:
Confirmed:
- Hercules: Ghost of Sparta [13th Century BCE]
- Ser Mordred: Heir to Camelot [4th Century CE]
- Ragnar Loðbrok: Valhalla Calling [9th Century CE]
- LucasFilm's Pirates series [18th Century CE]
- Fools Fly In [1846 CE]
- The Four Wanderers [1880 CE]
- Afterhours [1948 CE]
- Pyroclasm [1970s CE]

Unconfirmed: (Need to be made)
- Battle of the Teutoberg Shrine [Roman Era]
- Children of the Night [Modern Era]
- 最後の桜 [The Final Sakura Blossom] [Modern Era]
- The Playground [Present]
- The Taxman Cometh [Present]

Will do my best to keep this updated as more suggestions come in.
 
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Calling the vote.

Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on May 19, 2023 at 12:05 AM, finished with 80 posts and 25 votes.

  • [X] Plan Praise the Lord
    -[X]One Beautiful Eavning: You and Carrie are going to enjoy a nice home-cooked dinner. Maybe you will enjoy a wonderful night. DC:???
    -[X]Every Time: You look at your two pets and wondered just what the hell those two think of you. DC: ???
    -[X] Johns Journey Through Stardom: John is trying his best to maintain his career in Hollywood, but considering just how insane the city became with the Strike, he's hoping that he might be able to stay with you because… Some Night Money is not something he wants to touch for this town. DC: 40
    -[X]Robin William's Debut: Robin has his first big show in town, and you want to be there for it. DC: 30
    -[X] A Well-Known Fan: So some really famous person is a fan of yours. Maybe you'll learn who they actually are. DC???
    -[X]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to invest in)
    --[X] $4 Million. Bruce Lee Memorial Gymnasium: Open to the general public and offers an adult accreditation programs as well as an After School program for underprivileged children; to start, The Gymnasium consists of four core programs: The Bruce Lee Memorial Martial Arts and Stunts Program, Conditioning and Exercise Athletics Program, Craftsman and Survivalist Accreditation Program, Firearm and Weapon Safety Accreditation Program. Build on 10 Acres of owned land. (Credit to Orion Ultior)
    ---[X] Part I: The Bruce Lee Memorial Martial Arts and Stunts Program: (Action Cinematography)
    ----[X] Before Construction begins, Ask Linda Lee for permission to use her late husband's name and likeness for the gym. Emphasize dedication to youth outreach and forwarding Bruce's philosophy and contributions towards cinema. If Linda refuses, accept and change gym name to Bruce O'Brian Gym and Community Center and Bruce O'Brian Martial Arts and Stunts Program.
    -[X] The Friendship and Brotherhood of George Lucas: George wants to hang out and have fun. DC: 30
    -[X]Modeling (High Fashion): So you got a call from a photographer in LA, some no name. But that no name works for Gucci. And he wants you on their next lineup of products. And he needs you to model for him. Which is great… one problem, you have no idea what the hell you are doing. DC: 60
    [X] Plan The Support of Friends and Family
    -[X]The Trailer: You hope that George would be willing to make a trailer so that you can keep Mike's promise. DC:???
    -[X] One Beautiful Evening: You and Carrie are going to enjoy a nice home-cooked dinner. Maybe you will enjoy a wonderful night. DC:???
    -[X] The Olympiad: So Team USA wants to make you the face of the Team. Time to figure out what that means for you. DC: 10
    -[X] Johns Journey Through Stardom: John is trying his best to maintain his career in Hollywood, but considering just how insane the city became with the Strike, he's hoping that he might be able to stay with you because… Some Night Money is not something he wants to touch for this town. DC: 40
    -[X]Robin William's Debut: Robin has his first big show in town, and you want to be there for it. DC: 30
    -[X] A Well-Known Fan: So some really famous person is a fan of yours. Maybe you'll learn who they actually are. DC???
    -[X] The Friendship and Brotherhood of George Lucas: George wants to hang out and have fun. DC: 30
    -[X] A Charitable Heart: You want to invest your newfound wealth. Maybe even save some lives while you are at it. (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to donate in)
    --[X] Housing Development [$15 Million]: It's about high time to build something with the Hills Development, and after having read Ildefons Cerdà's original plans for Barcelona [during one of your visits to the Library with Carrie] you feel that there's an opportunity here, so you plan to contract a Civil Engineer to help bring your vision of a developed urban center and affordable apartment housing that exists in harmony with nature to life, with room to grow for higher educational and religious centers.
    [X] Plan: Goose Troop
    -[X]One Beautiful Eavning: You and Carrie are going to enjoy a nice home-cooked dinner. Maybe you will enjoy a wonderful night. DC:???
    -[X]The Trailer: You hope that George would be willing to make a trailer so that you can keep Mike's promise. DC:???
    -[X] Learn to play an instrument: You want to learn how to play something DC: 80 (You have no idea what the hell you are doing.)
    --[X] Guitar
    -[X]Modeling (High Fashion): So you got a call from a photographer in LA, some no name. But that no name works for Gucci. And he wants you on their next lineup of products. And he needs you to model for him. Which is great… one problem, you have no idea what the hell you are doing. DC: 60
    -[X] Johns Journey Through Stardom: John is trying his best to maintain his career in Hollywood, but considering just how insane the city became with the Strike, he's hoping that he might be able to stay with you because… Some Night Money is not something he wants to touch for this town. DC: 40
    -[X]Robin William's Debut: Robin has his first big show in town, and you want to be there for it. DC: 30
    -[X] A Well-Known Fan: So some really famous person is a fan of yours. Maybe you'll learn who they actually are. DC???
    -[X]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to invest in)
    --[X] $4 Million. Bruce Lee Memorial Gymnasium: Open to the general public and offers an adult accreditation programs as well as an After School program for underprivileged children; to start, The Gymnasium consists of four core programs: The Bruce Lee Memorial Martial Arts and Stunts Program, Conditioning and Exercise Athletics Program, Craftsman and Survivalist Accreditation Program, Firearm and Weapon Safety Accreditation Program. Build on 10 Acres of owned land. (Credit to Orion Ultior)
    ---[X] Part I: The Bruce Lee Memorial Martial Arts and Stunts Program: (Action Cinematography)
    [X]Plan: To become The Land Lord
    -[X]Post Production (Saved by the Edit): You and George are going to see Marcia and George at Work. That much might be enough. DC: 30
    -[X]Post Production (The Battles That George Planned): "George… How Many Battles did you have ILM create?" DC: 40
    -[X]The Trailer: You hope that George would be willing to make a trailer so that you can keep Mike's promise. DC:???
    -[X]Investing in the Future: You want to Spend some of that money you made into the company and make the whole thing better DC: ??? (Invest 10 Mil into our SFX department)
    -[X]One Beautiful Eavning: You and Carrie are going to enjoy a nice home-cooked dinner. Maybe you will enjoy a wonderful night. DC:???
    -[X]The Olympiad: So Team USA wants to make you the face of the Team. Time to figure out what that means for you. DC: 1
    -[X]Robin William's Debut: Robin has his first big show in town, and you want to be there for it. DC: 30
    -[X]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Invest 75 Mil into real estate, focusing on apartments or prime rentals)
    [X] Plan Rewarding Piety
    -[X]One Beautiful Eavning: You and Carrie are going to enjoy a nice home-cooked dinner. Maybe you will enjoy a wonderful night. DC:???
    -[X]Every Time: You look at your two pets and wondered just what the hell those two think of you. DC: ???
    -[X] Johns Journey Through Stardom: John is trying his best to maintain his career in Hollywood, but considering just how insane the city became with the Strike, he's hoping that he might be able to stay with you because… Some Night Money is not something he wants to touch for this town. DC: 40
    -[X]Robin William's Debut: Robin has his first big show in town, and you want to be there for it. DC: 30
    -[X] A Well-Known Fan: So some really famous person is a fan of yours. Maybe you'll learn who they actually are. DC???
    -[X]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to invest in)
    -[X] A Charitable Heart: You want to invest your newfound wealth. Maybe even save some lives while you are at it. (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to donate in)
    --[X] Paying the medical bills of the sick and injured who cannot otherwise pay.
    ---[X] $3 Million.
    -[X] The Friendship and Brotherhood of George Lucas: George wants to hang out and have fun. DC: 30
    -[X]Pray: It had been a long time since you went to Mass. You wish for the Lord to give you strength. DC: ???
    -[X] Preparing for the Olympics While Working on Star Wars
    --[X]The Trailer: You hope that George would be willing to make a trailer so that you can keep Mike's promise. DC:???
    --[X]Post Production (The Battles That George Planned): "George… How Many Battles did you have ILM create?" DC: 40
    --[X]One Beautiful Evening: You and Carrie are going to enjoy a nice home-cooked dinner. Maybe you will enjoy a wonderful night. DC:???
    --[X]Robin William's Debut: Robin has his first big show in town, and you want to be there for it. DC: 30
    --[X]A Well-Known Fan: So some really famous person is a fan of yours. Maybe you'll learn who they actually are. DC???
    --[X]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to invest in)
    ---[X] Purchase a California Professional Sports Team (Preferably NBA, but can be NFL or MLB). Up to $20 million.
    --[X]The Friendship and Brotherhood of George Lucas: George wants to hang out and have fun. DC: 30
    --[X]Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.
    ---[X] Boxing
 
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