The next generation
@Questor
Konrad hardbeak had been a knight for a long time. Enough that he would consider it his entire life. During that time he had known many customs and quirks that military life had. The habits and utilities of him and his men were sometimes odd to the civilians he protected just as they sometimes had been strange to him.
For example, how could you judge the quality of a helmet without preparing soup in it? How did the average griffin not know how useful a hatchet was? Or even how they could believe that their "raiper" was worth the steel used to forge it?
The tight living quarters, the crude humor and the reflex to lay down and sleep as soon as you didn't have anything you had to do.
All those experiences helped him understand... A bit of what he was seeing this crisp dawn in the training yard.
"Are you ready Griffs?"
"Aye aye Sergeant!"
"I can't hear you!"
"Aye aye Sergeant!"
"Ooooooooooooooooooh!"
"Who lives in a castle surrounded by trees?"
"Knight Lord Hard Beak!"
"Mighty and golden and vicious is he?"
"Knight Lord Hard Beak!"
"Who's muscular frame and sword makes you wish?"
"Knight lord Hard Beak!"
"So pick up the pace or I whip you a swish!"
"Knight Lord Hard Beak!"
"Ready?"
"Knight Lord Hard Beak!*
"Knight Lord Hard Beak!"
"Knight Lord Hard Beak!"
"Knight Lord Hard Beak!"
"You make my weep for our order you shameful sacks of pillow stopping. You think to protect the Empire with such la k of conviction? One more time you chicks! With FEELING this time! ARE YOU READY GRIFFS?"
"AYE AYE SERGEANT!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"AYE AYE SERGEANT!!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
"Captain, I can't quite find the words of how I feel about this. please explain what I'm hearing." Konrad turned to the Griffin next to him.
"There was a bard at the local tavern where most of the recruits go on leave." Inner circle knight Gabriel whitewing explained. "Apparently they sang the song long into the night. A few officers later joined in."
"And they found the rythm fitting for marching and running." Konrad finished with a groan.
"Yes, grandmaster."
Konrad wished Gabriel wouldn't be so formal sometimes. But perhaps it was to draw some irratiation from his friend, the knight sergeant currently leading the empire's roughest choir.
"Do you know who the bard was?" He asked.
"No, they had left before we could... Get in touch with him." He said couciously.
He heaved a sigh. "Might be for the best. Wouldn't know if I'd shake his claw or wring his neck. Mostly curiosity."
"do you want me to stop them, grandmaster?"
"First rule of command, Gabriel. Don't give an order they won't follow. Only way to make them do it less would be to find a better song. And this one is quite catchy."
"They would follow any order you gave them grandmaster. But for what it's worth, i agree."
The... Song aside, it was a very pleasing sight for another reason. As David Cools shouted out the song, his most promising squires were strategically placed out with the others.
Avitus, Thaddeus, Tarkus and Aramus all showed promise to be great knights, all exceptional in their own fields, with Amarus as the outliner. Excelling in strategy and tactics, a talent for command and nothing short of a master with his large hammer.
The new generation showed promise.
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Inspiration note:
Oh dear God I actually managed to find the inspiration! Suck it, muse!
1. Did you know that the Russian military actually uses the Spungebob SquarePants" intro as a marching song? Well it's true. And that is the tune of the song.
2. Dawn of War 2 is a good game. I recently replayed it. It is a Warhammer 40k game. Go look it Up if you don't know what that is. Have fun.
David cools comes from Davian Thule also known as Davian Cool, the most badass dude ever.
Avitus, Tarkus and Thaddeus are all heroes from the game. Specialized in heavy weapons, tanking and jumping on people with jetpacks and chainsaw swords respectively.
Aramus is also from the DoW2 game. In the novels that is the name of the force commander which is the nameless MC.