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Surprisingly the God of Thieves and Deceit is also the God of Snitching.
You know, I wrote this, but upon reflection this isn't actually surprising at all.

Ranald is the God of Deceit and Lies, yes, but inbetween his Protector/Night Prowler aspects and general dislike of nobles, he is very much also the God of Sneaking In And Revealing the Lord's Misdeeds For All To See.

Or, in other words, snitching on them.
 
The Magna Carta was forced upon the King under quite a bit of duress. I can't imagine that either Teclis or the very grateful first Imperial Wizards of legal standing were exercising enough pressure upon Magnus for him to feel the need to include that part to appease them.
Well, the wizards weren't giving him grief, but the giant army of Chaos was, and one of the things the wizards probably wanted (or Teclis wanted on their behalf) was to not be bound to the Imperial Throne if there was a legitimate reason for a revolution. And the wizards always had the option of just leaving the Empire and letting Magnus deal with the Chaos Sorcerers on his own.
 
Mathilde has brought more dawi into the world than any other Dawi woman.
Kazador: *sniff* I've never been so happy to have no chance of winning.

What we should do is bask in the headpats.
Sush a lust for headpats. Combining 20k regular dwarven headpats into one High King-tier headpat.

If Slaanesh ever figures out that they can tempt us with the prospect of headpats, we're doomed.
The Grey College aren't going to take "It's magic" for an answer - because some of them will want to learn that spell too :p
Step one: Mug a God for all the energy you can channel without exploding...
 
I'm ready for the Tobaro Negaverse
Imagine for a second how the thread would react if Roswita somehow managed to liberate two Dwarf Holds and surpass Mathilde in Favour.

Would we be annoyed at being overtaken? Yes, but that annoyance is way, way underplayed compared to the sheer joy of having something so great happen to a group of people in desperate need of good things.

I imagine Tobaro would react similarly.
 
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Clearly, the time has come for Tobaro to unshankle their training weights, crack open the Fifth Gate, go Super Saiyan, unsheathe their Zanpaktou and show Mathilde how it's really done.

I expect to hear Skavenblight has been conquered in the next five turns.

On a side note, the Tileanization of Grungi in Tobaro is amusing.
 
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Tobaro negaverse would probably be very boring, honestly. They're not directly affected by anything we did, so they're probably still enjoying the "slow and steady" playstyle. And this quest does show that our playerbase really isn't very interested in that approach.
 
It's not important, but I'd love to see Mathilde visit Karag Vlag at some point and stumble out hungover a week later, having made 20,000 new friends as the whole mountain partied like it was the golden age once more in celebration of life and freedom.

Something of note that I haven't seen mentioned in the thread; there has been talk about a hypothetical boon from Thorgrim, but every last Dawi of Karag Vlag knows, soul deep, that they owe Mathilde everything.

If Dame Mathilde Weber should ever call for aid, they will answer.

Ranald: I'm hOmE, dEar!
Shallya: What happened to your voice dear!? And your face!
Ranald: Repeatedly whispering a long, long story into the ears of twenty thousand, twice as stubborn, dwarfs. Then I got into a fight with Khorne...
Salyak: Mother told me about that! She couldn't believe it...
Ranald: Well, point is that I had a long day. Mathilde had best be grateful about this...
Personally I think he was grinning like a madman the entire time.

Mathilde has to be the best toy ever.

We need to get our story straight.

if anyone asks: no, we don't have a magic coin, Ranald just really wanted to boost about stealing a Hold from Chaos.

we had nothing to do with the mind-stuff, that was all our god being smug.
Ironically, the coin lets us tell that prepared story and be perfectly convincing about it, if we feel the need.
 
You know, I wrote this, but upon reflection this isn't actually surprising at all.

Ranald is the God of Deceit and Lies, yes, but inbetween his Protector/Night Prowler aspects and general dislike of nobles, he is very much also the God of Sneaking In And Revealing the Lord's Misdeeds For All To See.

Or, in other words, snitching on them.

I'm not sure that Ranald the Protector would dislike nobles. Most revolutions/rebellions are lead by disaffected nobility or gentry who dislike the restraints that their superiors place on how they (ab)use the very real power they have. The poor are the fodder who die in those rebellions to serve the interests of the already powerful who want more power.

An awful lot of theft and deception is done by nobles as well; as they're in situations where they can take the risk or are insulated enough from the consequences that they can manage them. A medieval rural peasant is just that much less likely to be able to get away with stealing, lying, or be able to afford to gamble.

From this perspective, Ranald's ideal worshipper seems to be the the noble rake or cad who dabbles in revolutionary rhetoric. He's not a god of the poor. He's the god of the liquidity impaired or thrill seeking wealthy class.
 
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When Belebro hears of this will he wrote of our deeds in his great book of debts to repay? ( guy's very optimist and eager to treat his bros, hard to dislike him)

Or will he named an entire chapter after us?
 
When Belebro hears of this will he wrote of our deeds in his great book of debts to repay? ( guy's very optimist and eager to treat his bros, hard to dislike him)

Or will he named an entire chapter after us?
Eh, he would probably suggest Vlag get their own. This isn't his debt. If anything, they might owe him something for having told us to help the Expedition which led to our being there. That's pretty tenuous though.
 
I'm not sure that Ranald the Protector would dislike nobles. Most revolutions/rebellions are lead by disaffected nobility or gentry who dislike the restraints that their superiors place on how they (ab)use the very real power they have. The poor are the fodder who die in those rebellions to serve the interests of the already powerful who want more power.

An awful lot of theft and deception is done by nobles as well; as they're in situations where they can take the risk or are insulated enough from the consequences that they can manage them. A medieval rural peasant is just that much less likely to be able to get away with stealing, lying, or be able to afford to gamble.

From this perspective, Ranald's ideal worshipper seems to be the the noble rake or cad who dabbles in revolutionary rhetoric. He's not a god of the poor. He's the god of the liquidity impaired or thrill seeking wealthy class.
He WOULD highly approve of the rich nobleman with martial training and top class arms and armor doing completely nonlethal(which he can afford because he's fed and trained like a knight) vigilante work in the night, while being a generous philantrophist in the day.

Though his favor would be highly confused if said vigilante comes across a cat themed super burglar who makes a point to embarass and loot the rich and powerful....
 
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Friends, I had a thought. A terrible, silly thought. Consider the following: the booksellers in Barak Varr who supply us can now boast of their extremely prestigious customer to prospective other clients. Being the dealer for the #1 living dwarf-friend and reclaimer of holds has got to increase your merchant street cred. Heck, they might even offer us a discount! And all we'd have to do for it is enchant a small item with an Illusion of our face and voice:

"I'm Mathilde Weber, and this is my favorite shop in the Karaz Ankor."
 
He WOULD highly approve of the rich nobleman with martial training and top class arms and armor doing vigilante work in the night, while being a generous philantrophist in the day.

Though his favor would be highly confused if said vigilante comes across a cat themed super burglar who makes a point to embarass and loot the rich and powerful....
...Mathilde getting her own Catwoman when?
Friends, I had a thought. A terrible, silly thought. Consider the following: the booksellers in Barak Varr who supply us can now boast of their extremely prestigious customer to prospective other clients. Being the dealer for the #1 living dwarf-friend and reclaimer of holds has got to increase your merchant street cred. Heck, they might even offer us a discount! And all we'd have to do for it is enchant a small item with an Illusion of our face and voice:

"I'm Mathilde Weber, and this is my favorite shop in the Karaz Ankor."
...Why is there no horror rating!?
 
Friends, I had a thought. A terrible, silly thought. Consider the following: the booksellers in Barak Varr who supply us can now boast of their extremely prestigious customer to prospective other clients. Being the dealer for the #1 living dwarf-friend and reclaimer of holds has got to increase your merchant street cred. Heck, they might even offer us a discount! And all we'd have to do for it is enchant a small item with an Illusion of our face and voice:

"I'm Mathilde Weber, and this is my favorite shop in the Karaz Ankor."
Remember to set the coin to Deceiver before recording it.
 
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