- Location
- Mexico
"It is with a heavy heart that I must remind the reader, the ocean cannot be grudged, oh we tried, the brave sons of Trugin stabbed it for 30 days and 30 nights after their father was taken (some say cowardly) by a rogue wave, an event that it's still commemorated in the festival of "fuck the ocean", but the accounts of the original warriors are clear in that it brought them no lasting peace of mind.Dwarf-written books that describe the formation and motion of waves, albeit in the way that one describes the habits of a dangerous and implacable foe
It is better, I think, to think of it a a great unthinking (and smelly) cave beast, use it, eat it's children, and when the time comes use the power of the ancestors to rip it apart and plunder the treasures it hides, but until then pay it no more mind than it does you, which is none"
Editor's note: The use of mining metaphors is sparse as consequence of heeding the kings edict #20543104 regarding the limitation on seafaring guilds, just one more indignity we must endure."