So, got to thinking of what this would look like to a certain prisoner of ours if things end up in a near-perfect scenario for us. I rather doubt that he'll think we just got that lucky...
Just As Planned
It was cozy in his nest. Not the most largest or warmest he had had, nor made with the finest cloths, but he still rated it highly. For all that he was at the mercy of the terrifying wizard-warlord, it actually felt safe. No subordinates seeking to rise through the ranks by the elimination of those above them, no competitors hoping to advance their own interests at the cost of his, and the superior he had promised to serve in his moment of desperation seemed loathe to take out her frustrations upon him and actually listened to his counsel, unlike the rotbrain-idiot from before.
Sure, she was far scarier than any Skaven he had served before, but he was of Clan Moulder, famed for their warbeasts. All who rose in its ranks internalized the simple truth for dealing with the beings far more potent than themselves—the best way to avoid getting gored and eaten was to make sure it didn't want to. So long as he cooperated she had signaled no interest in going after him, and her very potency simply ensured that any that were after him would need to get through her first.
It was a loud roar that interrupted his dozing. While he had never before hear the roar of a dragon, he was fairly certain this was one. It seemed today would be an interesting day for the other inhabitants of Eight Peaks—he had hoped that his captor-boss would move against Clan Skyre to provoke a vulnerability that would finally end Traitor-Clan Mors soon, but this was beyond even his hopes.
The next day or so had been both interesting and worrying, long quiet interspersed with the sound of far away battle. He had no illusions about what would have become of him if he had not taken the risk to gain his current position, but being so incapable of affecting his own fate was galling, as was that the only he could do to strike at the hated Traitor-Clans was to assist his captor. Fortunately he still had a yet-unread book whose author's insights had been fascinating in the previous one he had read, and the companionship of Skufit while huddled in the nest when the anxiety grew too great.
Ultimately, though, the sounds of battle had died down for good, replaced once more with the faint noises of daily life continuing as usual in the mountain-city. As sure a sign as any that whatever the result of the fighting had been, if his captor-warden's people had not won, they had at least avoided losing. Breathing a small breath of relief, he allowed himself to relax and enter deep sleep once more when his mid-term safety was once more assured.
It was difficult for him to tell exactly when it was when he awoke, the light from outside blocked from his vision by the form of his captor. Brain leaping into motion, instincts long-honed in interacting with his superiors in the life in rising up the ranks to become a Chieftain of Clan Moulder and recently adapted to dealing with the frighteningly foreign yet oddly familiar current captor-boss quickly assessed her state. Proud, content, tired but not exhausted. Still marked with evidence of fighting, but most of it cleaned up. Smug. It looked like things had gone well for her, which boded quite well for him.
She seated herself rather casually while waving for him to get over. Which he did, and quickly too. Sure, she had yet to try to injure him in a fit of pique or otherwise lord her power over him, but he was not foolish-stupid enough to test her patience for no reason. Eyeing him over, she finally spoke.
"Well, you'll be glad to hear that your help has lead to the defeat and destruction of at least one of the Traitor-Clans, presuming Traitor-Clan Mors doesn't have another bolthole prepared," she stated, satisfaction and smugness all but radiating from her voice.
A stream of Queekish exited his mouth before he caught himself, so great was his shock. Eyeing her warily, he decided she was likely being serious. "How? Last I saw in the reports, the Traitor-Clan still held the entire under-Caldera, several under-peaks, and had at least a hundred thousand Clan-Rats. How did you end them," he inquired eagerly.
"It's a long story, but I'm feeling talkative right now so why not."
Eyes focusing in directly on her he sat forward, not one iota of his attention pointed elsewhere, unwilling to miss a single detail.
"It all started about a week ago, when I picked up the big haul of Skyre documents. For some reason, about that time they decided to try and use poison gas against that dragon that was sleeping above them," she said, rolling her eyes. "Idiots."
"Anyway, in a highly predictable turn of events, the dragon woke up, and was quite angry. It decided to take out that anger on Skyre, and promptly entered the mountain after voicing its disapproval."
"Naturally, every Ork in earshot decides that it wanted to get in on this. Being Orks, they did so in quite possibly the stupidest manner imaginable, either running around with neither cover nor siege weapons and getting shot at whenever they tried to enter a fortified hold or marching the long way around to get into Eight Peaks."
"Mors was desperate and immediately grabbed the chance to deal with one of the clans besieging it while the other was distracted and moved on Clan Eshin, desperate enough of confident enough that the dwarves were going to stay put to leave their back side virtually undefended."
"Unfortunately for them, and totally coincidentally, the king and both military advisors were out of Eight Peaks and I was forced to take over for them. Long story short, we hit them hard in the back while they and Eshin were throwing everything they had at each other. By the time they figured out they were fighting on two fronts they couldn't disengage and were trapped outside of any fortifications. It took some time to finish them off, but the result was inevitable at that point."
"Of course, by then the Orks had finally made it into the caldera, and it was easy enough to push enough of them at Eshin to wipe them out too by the simple expedient of killing all of the ones that didn't start running there with magic. Nor were there many Orks left after they finished Eshin, so we got to mop up there, and the dragon was pretty thorough on dealing with Skyre. At this point the only organized resistance to the Dwarves owning Eight Peaks is a peak of Orks and goblins fighting each other that have suffered heavy attrition, a Dragon that has gone back to sleep, and a few holdouts to mop up. It turns out that there's a pretty good argument for eight being chaos, a fact that should surprise no one."
Qrech was speechless. He knew dwarves, he knew the military situation of Eight Peaks, and he knew how impossible what she had just pulled off was. But he also knew she wasn't lying, for what would be the point, and dismissing it as nothing but chance or even mostly luck was even less likely,
He was almost glad that he'd been assigned to that rotbrain-idiot and then imprisoned when he'd said how bad of an idea his attack was, for the simple reason that if he hadn't, he'd be stuck being her enemy rather than her prisoner-subordinate. And it seemed that she was very, very good at arranging it so that her enemies came down with bad cases of death with no warning whatsoever.