Probably want someone else to do up the private report, but I need to take a short break.
Here's a potential outline. Have I left out anything important?
Vote withdrawn. Formerly known as: Discreetly Cooperate
- "My Count, it will probably not surprise you to hear that the powers that be are watching closely to see how Stirland will fare under your rule. For example, I was privately contacted by Imperial Intelligence who demanded I also keep them informed of goings-on in this province, threatening that otherwise they'd arm-twist the Grey Order and have me falsely declared rogue. I complied, of course, not wishing to lose my head, nor seeing any reason to keep the Emperor in the dark, but neither do I see any need to keep this from you, my liege. We are all on the same side here, after all."
"Speaking of Imperial Intelligence, they're leaning on your Marshal to provide corroboration, and the threat for
him is exposing his history of fraud and embezzlement, which you might want to keep in mind when you consider that signing bonus he proposed. And speaking of goings-on in this province, I've
also found that Talabecland is expecting Detlef Schultz to keep
them informed, though I haven't yet discovered his leverage. Wilhelmina, Anton, and Kasmir are either what they appear to be or else better than me at my own job, and no one I know of has threatened them yet, save of course for the fact that the vampires are a threat us all."
"Just so I don't leave anything out, Kasmir's devotion to the Cult of Sigmar may outweigh his secular loyalty to your office, but I imagine you've noticed that already and don't consider it much of a problem because your goals are aligned. And finally, I've bought a cheap residence in the city from which to carry out business with the sort of people that it might be inappropriate to invite to the castle."
(The angle I'm going for on the main disclosure is that Imperial Intelligence was casually violent about things they really shouldn't need to be violent about, stressing we lawful living humans as a team against chaos and necromancy, it's really unfortunate that II had to threaten for stuff that in principle we'd be willing to share. Also disclosure now means less opportunity for manipulation if someone at a later date tries to turn Abelheim against us. When some wormtongue comes along and tells Abelheim "I saw your spymaster making secret reports to a third party", we want him to roll his eyes and dismiss the complaint, not hire a second spymaster.)