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My main concern right now is that spell—it seems to be one of the better investigation methods that Kislev has readily available, so we should reasonably be able to assume that Boris would be expected to employ it—or at least use it to strengthen his case when he blames the Lahmians and Kalashniviks. How does our chosen assassination method look when viewed through the lens of that spell? Ideally, the results should also point towards Lahmians.
That assumes the Hag Witches want to investigate. Boris can't really make them, and no one will expect him to be able to.
 
I mean, taking a stab wound to the chest and then laying there paralyzed for a while as you bleed out without being able to treat it is probably pretty fatal?
Probably. Humans are shockingly resilient so I can't be sure, but Mathilde can definitely stick around and make sure it's fatal.

I was just making the point that it wasn't guaranteed to go off perfectly first time.

Anyway, I should probably make a vote, and given the discussion I'm not entirely sold on any of the current options. I'm not unhappy with any of the leaders, but I want to throw my hat in anyway.

[X] Nighttime Visit with Pillow Suffocation and Claws
-[X] Mockery of death the Tsar, then suffocate him with a pillow. Leave small cuts in the pillow where the fingertips are digging in, as though the individual pushing the pillow down on his face had clawed hands.
--[X] Combine this all with an illusion of a lahmian with long claw-like fingernails, just in case someone somehow sees you.

A purely mundane form of death, one that could easily be mistaken for natural causes, but the damage dealt to the pillow can be taken as clear evidence of a vampire. It's evidence that would be easy to miss, but we can tell Boris it's there and he can therefore spot it.
 
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Mathilde has studied anatomy specifically for assassination.

Including for people who are mutated and have multiple redundant organs, which I doubt the Tzar has.
Sure, and if Mathilde is wielding the knife I have no doubt it'd work first time. I was responding to the MMM version where the blade starts under the sternum and fires off in a random direction.
 
Lots of hair, goes hunting a lot, doesn't concern himself with actually ruling, likes honey? Tzar Vladimir is 100% a bear confirmed.
Stirland's method of finding a corruption-free non-vampire ruler: smile and nod and accept that whichever witch hunter walked into Eagle Castle is a Van Hal

Kislev's method of finding a corruption-free non-vampire ruler: non-lethal bear traps, apparently
 
That assumes the Hag Witches want to investigate. Boris can't really make them, and no one will expect him to be able to.
Of their own volition, probably not. As part of favour trading? Well, why not? Gain some kudos with the new Tsar, or the Boyar he asks as an intermediary.

As for why he'd ask, if he wants to make a strong case for how this is all a devious vampiric plot, then it helps to have evidence supporting that claim. That is a good way of getting evidence that would support the claim. I'm not saying this is a major problem, or even necessarily going to happen, but I do think it's a factor that we should consider.
 
My main concern right now is that spell—it seems to be one of the better investigation methods that Kislev has readily available, so we should reasonably be able to assume that Boris would be expected to employ it—or at least use it to strengthen his case when he blames the Lahmians and Kalashniviks. How does our chosen assassination method look when viewed through the lens of that spell? Ideally, the results should also point towards Lahmians.
Mathilde has no IC knowledge of the spell, so I don't think we should take it into consideration at all. Even if we ignore that, the visions are said to be 'often confusing and unsure', with the exact details up to the GM, so even OOC we can't be sure how that spell would work and what exactly it would show. For all we know it would just say "a woman cloaked in shadow used magic to kill the Tzar", which could easily point towards the Lahmians.
 
My main concern right now is that spell—it seems to be one of the better investigation methods that Kislev has readily available, so we should reasonably be able to assume that Boris would be expected to employ it—or at least use it to strengthen his case when he blames the Lahmians and Kalashniviks. How does our chosen assassination method look when viewed through the lens of that spell? Ideally, the results should also point towards Lahmians.
This is assuming Boris would know a Hag Witch has that spell in the first place (I was the only one to bring it up OOC, and I don't know if Mathilde would know they have that IC), and that he'd go out of his way to ask or let one use it on his father's corpse rather than simply 'impulsively' come to the conclusion that it was in fact a Lahmian.

And from a Doylist perspective, I would assume the RPG spell specifies that it takes place from the point of view of a spirit so as to not completely trivialize any investigations. Lots of leeway there for something like 'the spirits saw a blob of Ulgu', or 'the spirits saw a woman who is a thief and a warrior and a priestess and wizard do this', or something weirder. Like, from an RPG designer point of view, you don't want something that possibly invalidates a whole storyline because the DM forgot it. You want something helpful that can tip the scales and give clues.
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...As a sidenote, I wonder just how much evidence the Ice Witches uncovered of the Kalashiniviks possibly being infested by Lahmians. It sounds like it's not zero, but it might not be enough for Boris to move in on them without this. It'd be funny if they were just completely laying low and covering their tracks and then due to our meddling they suddenly had a case of being staked and frozen. All because of Drycha (though it's still an open question on whether the Boyar Kalashinivik was the correct target or not).
 
He is pretty informed about magic.

He knew the casting ingredients for the Impossible March of the Damned Soldier.
Ahh, but the Impossible March is basically the stuff of nightmares for military men, and he's one himself, very widely respected by his soldiers and guards and marching at their front. He'd know of a ritual cast by friendly wizards that can go really wrong even when cast correctly.
 
Mathilde has no IC knowledge of the spell, so I don't think we should take it into consideration at all. Even if we ignore that, the visions are said to be 'often confusing and unsure', with the exact details up to the GM, so even OOC we can't be sure how that spell would work and what exactly it would show. For all we know it would just say "a woman cloaked in shadow used magic to kill the Tzar", which could easily point towards the Lahmians.
We're aware of their general capabilities, so it's not a stretch that we'd know they have a way of investigating IC.
Well, I suppose there's the first question to ask:

@BoneyM, did the Kislev books talk about the Ungol Hags? Is Mathilde aware of them and their unique strengths in the realm of curing people with bear piss and fish guts?
Yes, the founders of the Colleges documented their time in Kislev quite well, so Mathilde would have a general idea of who they are and what they do.

This is assuming Boris would know a Hag Witch has that spell in the first place (I was the only one to bring it up OOC, and I don't know if Mathilde would know they have that IC), and that he'd go out of his way to ask or let one use it on his father's corpse rather than simply 'impulsively' come to the conclusion that it was in fact a Lahmian.
Boris should be relatively well-read—he knew about The Impossible March of the Damned Soldier, after all.
"I know, and I was hoping to change that. There's a spell that should let you reach Resvynhaf in time-"

"Wait, I read about this. Is this with boots and coins and blood and sometimes troops just disappear?"
 
What methods other than Matrix unloading would leave the same kind of wound?

I do think that the Tsar was murdered by unknown magical methods is a perfectly fine conclusion to make especially if you don't have a College of Magic with a long tradition and large libraries for referencing and the heir will be running obstruction, but it'd be nice to know if we can point fingers towards Lahmians with more substance.
 
What methods other than Matrix unloading would leave the same kind of wound?

I do think that the Tsar was murdered by unknown magical methods is a perfectly fine conclusion to make especially if you don't have a College of Magic with a long tradition and large libraries for referencing and the heir will be running obstruction, but it'd be nice to know if we can point fingers towards Lahmians with more substance.

Well for one thing we literally coppied the Lahmians' homework to make the matrix, it's a knife not animate dead, but Lahmians also know Ulgu, it is the most common lore of magic among them after Dhar.
 
Well for one thing we literally coppied the Lahmians' homework to make the matrix, it's a knife not animate dead, but Lahmians also know Ulgu.
Fair, I forgot, and tbh, I still don't remember the full genesis of the spell, but I'll take your word. Then why would the Lahmians choose an assassination method that points to them. If they could infiltrate the royal palace, then a knife in the dark creates the same amount of damage without putting them in the hot seat.
 
Pretty sure it was the Von Carstein Countess that we copied the Matrix from? Who applied Hellish Vigour to her spies?

Fair, still close enough, it is vampires.

Fair, I forgot, and tbh, I still don't remember the full genesis of the spell, but I'll take your word. Then why would the Lahmians choose an assassination method that points to them. If they could infiltrate the royal palace, then a knife in the dark creates the same amount of damage without putting them in the hot seat.

It only points to vampires if you know about this one obscure event in Stirland twenty years ago or have access to the College's magical papers and find the right one. It is conceivable that someone very dedicated might find it in which case we have an asnwer for the very dedicated person, but generally speaking most people cannot reconstruct a novel spell from physical evidence, much less something more esoteric like a ritual which this could also be.
 
Fair, I forgot, and tbh, I still don't remember the full genesis of the spell, but I'll take your word. Then why would the Lahmians choose an assassination method that points to them. If they could infiltrate the royal palace, then a knife in the dark creates the same amount of damage without putting them in the hot seat.
Because if the spell goes off as planned it leaves no visible external wound and there would be no trace of poison making it look like a natural death. Only if an autopsy is done (which they could assume wouldn't be done as it isn't a regular thing in this time period) would the fact that it is an assassination be discovered.
 
It occurs to me that the people who would know that there was a Dhar version of the matrix, and that Mathilde created her own ulgu version, would be the Lahmians.

Not really helpful to them directly, but if they do learn that an ulgu matrix was used in the kill, they'd be able to point at us.
 
It occurs to me that the people who would know that there was a Dhar version of the matrix, and that Mathilde created her own ulgu version, would be the Lahmians.

Not really helpful to them directly, but if they do learn that an ulgu matrix was used in the kill, they'd be able to point at us.

Assuming the Sisterhood reads obscure college papers maybe and whichever one of them does do that talking to whoever is up in Kislev, the Lahmians are not a hive mind. Even that would be a significant leap of logic because we shared the matrix in its Ulgu form, it could have been any Grey Wizard or anyone with access to the paper... including the reader or any Lahmians they told about the paper. :V
 
Assuming the Sisterhood reads obscure college papers maybe and whichever one of them does do that talking to whoever is up in Kislev, the Lahmians are not a hive mind. Even that would be a significant leap of logic because we shared the matrix in its Ulgu form, it could have been any Grey Wizard or anyone with access to the paper... including the reader or any Lahmians they told about the paper. :V
And we know it got shared and adapted around the colleges a bit, since it is part of the mechanism the Ambers used for the altar of "Temporarily turn a guy into a dragon" as a means to turn the user back to normal after a bit.
 
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