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Okay, but here me out: we could speedrun the Kragg Dramatis Personae: all we got to do is give time a good kick in the nads then skip forward half a decade while it isn't looking.
I think Time is rather more scared of Kragg's disapproval than our ability to kick it in the temporal nuts. Plus Melkoth already pulled that trick to confuse it, it'll be on the watch for Grey Wizards now sadly.
 
Okay, but here me out: we could speedrun the Kragg Dramatis Personae: all we got to do is give time a good kick in the nads then skip forward half a decade while it isn't looking.
Finally, a sound reason to develop our time-travel spell,
Using Mathilde's Momentous Movement of Moments?
Nice!
and with its invention, open the timeline to those (thus-far apparently absent) homicidal time-travelling students.
 
Okay, but here me out: we could speedrun the Kragg Dramatis Personae: all we got to do is give time a good kick in the nads then skip forward half a decade while it isn't looking.
skip backwards half a decade, quietly nest somewhere the 'real' M.Grey would never be seen dead in (Marienburg?) and spend a comfortable while sitting on the beach sipping schnapps and getting the AP backlog out of the way.

Wow, L.M. Mathilde, where did you ever find the time to write all these books?
 
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I do not think it is actually, remember this is intern work. How do you imagine most bosses would feel if the Intern took it upon themselves to hire another intern for the job because they 'know what the job entails'. If we are lucky in that situation they would laugh at our precocious human silliness and send Johann back, if we are unlucky they will be less cheerful.
This is very true. He still might enjoy the trip for self development in such a big port, but on the other hand if he wants to make it he can ask us to come along.
...okay, you have a point. We are directly and unquestionably responsible for her though... but Boney indicated that this responsibility entails letting the apprentice face appropriate challenges and grow, and never comes without risk. Coddling the apprentice means failing them.

Ouch my modern sensibilities though.
Eike is probably more capable than any of us at surviving in the wilderness or a WHF port city.
Because of how unstructured the Cult of Ranald is, they tend to only be know to the local Ranaldian community. Mathilde only knows about Saint Grey, Saint Grey, and Saint Grey. Saint Grey fought in the Great War Against Chaos, and introduced the worship of Ranald to the nascent Grey Order. Saint Grey planted the idea in Grom the Paunch's mind that he'd find better fights outside the Empire. And Saint Grey rode nonstop across the Empire to bring warnings to Journeymen of Dieter IV's outlawing of the Colleges.
Was reading through word of QM, and this recontextualizes the Beatified option we had. Not only would we have been a saint of Ranald, but we would have been one so significant that word of us would spread beyond insular communities.

I'm glad we decided on the Waystone project, but damn it would have been amazing to be Ranald's high priest.
[ ] Beatified
Word is starting to spread amongst Ranaldites of your unconventional but close relationship with Him. They are more likely to identify themselves to you, more willing to cooperate with your goals, and may seek your wisdom.
 
skip backwards half a decade, quietly nest somewhere the 'real' M.Grey would never be seen dead in (Marienburg?) and spend a comfortable while sitting on the beach sipping schnapps and getting the AP backlog out of the way.

Wow, L.M. Mathilde, where did you ever find the time to write all these books?
Sounds like a good opportunity to see how swamp town is doing.
 
Is the Frozen Throne of Ulric quest original? If not, what's the source?
There's the Winter Throne in Tome of Salvation, page 70.

The Order of the Winter Throne has secluded monasteries of ascetics scattered throughout the colder regions of Nordland, Ostland, Kislev and southern Norsca. Ragnarites, named after their founder Ragnar Franzsson, call Ulric the 'Snow King' and teach that winter is a training ground for "Evernacht," an eternal winter that will choke the life from Ulric's greatest enemies, the Ruinous Powers. Some extremists of the order believe it is their duty to prepare the world for this imminent cleansing. To do this, they sacrifice food across the north in the name of Ulric, burning silos and stores in night-time raids. This may force people to survive through winter with negligible supplies, which is perfect preparation for Evernacht. But few are appreciative, especially those whose friends and family go to Morr in the freezing nights.

The Ragnarite leader is titled Ulricsson, and he controls the cult from Ulric's Throat, a cave system in Norsca discovered by the order's founder. It is rumoured that the caves hide the mysterious Throne of the Snow King, although its nature is unclear. Ulricsson rarely issues decrees, traditionally preferring individual monasteries to fend for themselves, much as they will do when Evernacht arrives. Ulricsson Haargald, the order's current leader, is a greying giant of a Norseman who, it is said, has not spoken for over thirty years, and consumes only melted snow.
 
Ulricsson Haargald, the order's current leader, is a greying giant of a Norseman who, it is said, has not spoken for over thirty years, and consumes only melted snow.

Wow... that sounds like the most worthless leader imaginable, you could literally replace him with a snow carving and he would be just as useful. :V
 
Ulricsson Haargald, the order's current leader, is a greying giant of a Norseman who, it is said, has not spoken for over thirty years, and consumes only melted snow.

Wow... that sounds like the most worthless leader imaginable, you could literally replace him with a snow carving and he would be just as useful. :V
Presumably he leads them in battle or whatever.

('In battle' in this case meaning 'burning down food silos of people you are nominally trying to help')
 
Do dwarves do birthday parties? I'm guessing they do something like it because of the importance of age to them, but is it a big celebration with gifts and food and such?
(Does the Empire do birthday parties?)
Evidently, the Empire does too many birthday parties :V
Lord Magister Melkoth, who somehow altered the nature of time itself to make his age impossible to calculate because he got sick of birthday parties as he approached an age in the triple digits, who also uses an illusion to hide the cane he leans upon.
 
Do dwarves do birthday parties? I'm guessing they do something like it because of the importance of age to them, but is it a big celebration with gifts and food and such?
(Does the Empire do birthday parties?)
Grudgelore says that there is a celebration when a Dwarf reaches Longbeard, though it says that it's not measured by strict age but rather by if their beard touches the floor when they are standing straight.
 
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Could be both, Cathayan magic is weird like that.
Likely not in this case:
Though as far as the text says, they're created by Yin wizards. The 4 Winds that make up Yin are Wood (Ghur), Metal (Chamon), Spirit (Shyish), and Darkness (Ulgu).


If we ever go the Cathey I'd like to see what we can learn about them, since I'd love to take the technique and adapt it to some kind of cat based construct.
If we want cat apparitions we could just capture Dark Hounds like the Golds and give them a cat shaped binding. We already have notes on how to bind and train Dark Hounds, though the instructions are for Chamon. Binding more Riders is probably a better use of our time and limited Apparition slots than making a second spell though. I am hoping that since the binding went well we have room for plenty of apparitions. That could be something Ranald helps make sure goes well, if he isn't boosting the interaction with the Dämmerlichtreiter legend.
 
Hey Boney, how much has Mathilde's accomplishments shifted the general consensus among the Karaz Ankor towards the idea that when it comes to Umgi/Elgi magic, specifically Ulgu magic, or as it is more likely known as by the average Dawi, "Whatever the fuck Mathilde uses" magic = best magic?

Sure folks like Kragg or Belegar would know that each wind has it's own strengths and weaknesses, but I'd imagine the average dawi would not be nearly so knowledgeable.
 
Missed a lot of the discussion around apparition form. What is the difference between [] [RIDER] The Dämmerlichtreiter, and [] [RIDER] Mathilde on a Shadowsteed? I didn't think the legend had diverged enough for there to be a meaningful difference between the two.
 
Missed a lot of the discussion around apparition form. What is the difference between [] [RIDER] The Dämmerlichtreiter, and [] [RIDER] Mathilde on a Shadowsteed? I didn't think the legend had diverged enough for there to be a meaningful difference between the two.

Mathilde on a steed is basically a full looking clone of Mathilde, the Dammerlich is basically a recreaction of the little wooden figurine stirland peasents sold, which means hat, and gear sorta accurate but a general non-describt face.
 
Missed a lot of the discussion around apparition form. What is the difference between [] [RIDER] The Dämmerlichtreiter, and [] [RIDER] Mathilde on a Shadowsteed? I didn't think the legend had diverged enough for there to be a meaningful difference between the two.
The former is a more generic figure shrouded in fog and shadow, while the latter is a copy of Mathilde.

EDIT: Weber'd.
 
Missed a lot of the discussion around apparition form. What is the difference between [] [RIDER] The Dämmerlichtreiter, and [] [RIDER] Mathilde on a Shadowsteed? I didn't think the legend had diverged enough for there to be a meaningful difference between the two.
Mathilde on a Shadowsteed looks like Mathilde, the person, including her face. The Dämmerlichtreiter looks like the wooden figurine that Stirlandian locals are selling as charms, with less detailed features and an indistinct face but identifiable through the hat, robes, and steed.
 
Hey Boney, how much has Mathilde's accomplishments shifted the general consensus among the Karaz Ankor towards the idea that when it comes to Umgi/Elgi magic, specifically Ulgu magic, or as it is more likely known as by the average Dawi, "Whatever the fuck Mathilde uses" magic = best magic?

Sure folks like Kragg or Belegar would know that each wind has it's own strengths and weaknesses, but I'd imagine the average dawi would not be nearly so knowledgeable.
I doubt the average dwarf knows anything about the different kinds of wizards. Even aside from that, the dwarves are very focused on craftsmanship. I suspect they wouldn't attribute anything to kind of magic Mathilde wields, especially since they very much distrust it. Instead I'm sure they believe that Mathilde is the one making it great.
 
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