Lycanthromancer
The Arcane Fuzz
- Location
- USA
[Response] "Your face is forbidden!"
[Telepathic echo] "...Sadly, that was the best one in here."
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Scaling Up
- Thread starter Kryslin
- Start date
[Telepathic echo] "...Sadly, that was the best one in here."
Armsmaster: It's not a ballgown, nor is it what Denis refers to as a combat dress.
THIS IS MY KILT! THERE ARE MANY OTHERS LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!
Random PRT Member: Why a dr-
A: Kilt.
RPRTM: Sorry, kilt.
A:It allows me better better mobility and flexibility. Dragon has also been encouraging me to get in touch with my Scottish heritage for some reason. I still don't understand why she was blushing when she made that suggestion.
(As Dragon is an AI and is apparently intimately familiar with his armor, she knows that his codpiece is not for show. For some reason, the facility the Dragonslayers took over had its floor polished to a mirror finish. Afterwards, it was noted that during Armsmaster's assault, there was a noticeable rise in server temperature. Officially this was due to Dragon fighting off Saint. Scuttlebutt around the water cooler suggests she was busy recording Armsy being dashing in as much detail as possible.
Dragon refuses to say anything on the matter. Only blush.)
And her most recent creation really is a dragon. Heh.
Dragon facepalm indeed.
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
- Location
- The Internet
*pokes head back in, winces, then leaves once more*
@FaerieKnight79 What's wrong with what's being posted? I have no problem with it. I actually find it fun.
Crazael
Rehydrated Demon King
- Location
- Lost to the vagaries of time.
I dont know about FearieKnight, but im mostly just skimming as i wait for the next story post.
Vicky: "Sure I can! I just need to push hard enough to -"
Dean: "No, wait!"
*CRUNCH!*
Vicky: "Ummm...oops?"
Kid Win: "Well, looks like Gallant got into a fight with Hookwolf and wrecked his armor."
Dean: "But-"
Kid Win: "Because Armsmaster is really not going to like the alternative explanation of 'My girlfriend wrecked my armor with her hips.'"
Dean: "...That was terrible, the way Hookwolf attacked out of nowhere like that. Good thing I had my armor on."
Vicky: "Hey! I have nice hips!"
Dean: "That's kind of the problem, Vicky."
Clockblocker: "Guess his armor just couldn't contain that much manliness anymore."
Because Clockblocker would never let a straight line like that pass.
- Location
- Twentynine Palms, California
It was either that or make up a joke on renaming Denis's hero name to Biggus Dickus.
Sinister Jack
The Dancing Clown
- Location
- United States
Do you think getting Rachel bitten by a werewolf, turning her into werewolf, then getting her dogs killed would consider good thing?
SanguisAnima
Σ Series Z10/0 Group A 4A-GELU Mk1
- Location
- nowhere important
Assault is going to get that reference pretty much immediately.
And now that you've brought it up, I'm doubly glad that Grue isn't in the Wards.
- Location
- Twentynine Palms, California
I'm almost afraid to ask this but why? Actually, never mind. I'm probably better off NOT knowing.
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
- Location
- The Internet
*pokes head in, sees the disturbing imagery has stopped*
Zork jokes, Zork jokes for days
Zork jokes, Zork jokes for days
Lycanthromancer
The Arcane Fuzz
- Location
- USA
I was talking about a man wearing a dress.
*Sees the avatar of a man wearing a dress.*
*Proceeds to Spock-brow.*
SanguisAnima
Σ Series Z10/0 Group A 4A-GELU Mk1
- Location
- nowhere important
*raises eyebrow*
Are you sure about that? It's actually not as... horrifying... or as bad as one might think.
- Location
- Twentynine Palms, California
Still, I'll pass. By the way, can you think of any kinds of jokes Clockblocker would make around and about Taylor/Naurelin that would make everyone else around him think he might have a death wish?
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
- Location
- The Internet
Not "man in dress", Armsmaster in dress or kilt. Also, Vicky trying to fit into her boyfriend's power armor.
- Location
- Twentynine Palms, California
I find those mental images to actually be quite hilarious myself.
SanguisAnima
Σ Series Z10/0 Group A 4A-GELU Mk1
- Location
- nowhere important
*le shrug* The only one I can think of has already been used, the one involving ketchup.
. . .
. . .
Dangit, I can't think of anything that would fit.
- Location
- Earth
Armsmaster - They may take my lab, but they'll never take my halberd!
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
- Location
- The Internet
Random observer: "Nobody wants it!"
- Location
- Neptune
That was an intense makeout session.
Kryslin
[Has Delusions of Authorship]
- Location
- Mythic Iowa
Yes. They probably would've had a brief chat, and some drinks later.
Tia would, at some point, introduce herself. What happens next?
"EVACUATE...EVACUATE...EVACUATE!"
Kira smirks. "Dracotech's Roombas have advanced survival directives."
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
- Location
- The Internet
"She canna take anymore!"
"Wha? What are you talking about?"
"The memes are revolting!"
"Sir, they aren't that bad."
"No Ma'am, the memes are literally revolting. They're holding HR at gunpoint and demanding equal screen time."
"Oh..."
"Ma'am, what do we do?"
"I've got this covered."
"Ma'am, why are you arming yourself with nerf guns?"
"Yippy ki yay, mother fucker."
"... I shoulda listened to mom and been a dentist."
EDIT: I picture the above being dialog between Mouse Protector and a PRT Sargent.
Edit 2: Before anyone gets on my case about Mouse Protector being out of character, remember that cannonically she doesn't have a given personality. She is killed by the S9 and made part of Murder Rat before the character is even mentioned. Thus the first hint of her in canon is the appearance of Murder Rat.
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Kryslin
[Has Delusions of Authorship]
- Location
- Mythic Iowa
Just a heads up : After evicting all the dust bunnies out of my workstation, my CPU cooler has decided to take a nose dive. The pump on the CLC is making a wonderful grinding noise, and the CPU is shutting down because of heat.
So, this week's update may be delayed. Maybe that will give my editor time to recover from the headaches I give him.
And please, keep things polite (I'm partial to Aisha as an Alicorn,,,)
Update : Due to the idiots coming in from out of town and aggravating what should have been a peaceful protest against the use of excessive force by law enforcement, the parts to repair my workstation are delayed in transit between Chicago and Des Moines.
I understand that in the US one of the basic rights is the Right to Dissent. Dissent, however, does not mean engage in property damage, assault, battery, and theft.