I've been thinking of making an Ignition trick that involves using an explosion under her foot to drive her knee up into someone almost instantly. I think it'd pair really nicely with that.

[Exploding Groin Trick]

We could try and combine Knee-Groin Trick and Firebomb-Strike. We probably wouldn't even need a weapon to combine them, not in theory anyway. I'm not sure we need to make this our highest priority (KGT is already pretty savage), but it is an option.
 
Um, whay is up with that bat? Is it an anti-hugareida weapon or an anti-fire weapon? Did the dwarves literally come prepared for hugareida in general to be flung at them despite having no reason to suspect our involvement?
 
Um, whay is up with that bat? Is it an anti-hugareida weapon or an anti-fire weapon? Did the dwarves literally come prepared for hugareida in general to be flung at them despite having no reason to suspect our involvement?

I mean, the dwarves having an anti-hugareida weapon is not that weird if they're taking precautions...that's not being prepared for us, it's being prepared for any Norseman at all.

It could just be a weapon that has the effect 'Attacks bounces off when hit'

This is also very plausible.
 
This is also very plausible.
Do NorseQuest dwarves do runes? Because I can totally imagine that one of them just made a goddamn Louisville Slugger with the runes for "Return to Sender" carved on it somewhere. I think the only reason typical Norsemen don't do something like that is because it usually better to just avoid getting hit or have defensive tricks when you can't count on the one guy carrying the runic baseball bat to be there every time. Since dwarves have actual teamwork and aren't a pack of crazed individualistic randos, that's not a problem for them.

If it helps, in the mean time, you can think about how freaking peeved a cultivator from a standard xianxia would be if they encountered a Norse cultivator.

Imagine this, you're out on your daily walk through the Forest of Icicles, on the lookout for the Two-Hundred Millennium Frost-Petal Flower, which will allow you to finally complete your Frozen-Flame Mega-Core, when some freak stumbles out of a tree, looks around, and promptly charges you with a normal freaking axe.

You immediately eviscerate the weirdo with Brush of Light: Last Stroke of the Sun God before carrying on with your day.

Not even a week later, the same guy appears out of a bush and proceeds to attack you again. You didn't even leave ashes, how is he alive?!

But no matter, Last Stroke of the Sun God kills him again.

...and then he appears again, this time in your garden, after seducing one of your three hundred wives.

This time, you eat his soul. There's literally nothing left to 'bring back'.

About five months later, he's back.

And he's brought friends.

So now you've got about forty of these freaks ransacking your house, devouring all your crops like some kind of spirit locust, seducing your wives, and not only have they somehow managed to slaughter all your spirit animals, but they also ran off with the fine china!

And then you find out that none of them are any older than forty. Forty. Not forty centuries or forty millennia, forty years flat out.

After researching some more, you find out that the pinnacle of their cultivation is a form of immortality which is given as a reward for dying.

What the actual fuck.

These cultivators aren't just courting death, they're dueling tongues with it in the middle of the street!
They have eyes, but do not see Galdhøpiggen.
 
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it's not a wedding without somebody bleeding, after all!
Who fought who, Halla!?
However, as you bid farewell to old and new family alike, you find yourself alone with Steinarr. Not intentionally, mind you, it just sort of happened that way. Abjorn's off putting your children to bed, Eric was last seen stomping off towards the nearest lake after a particularly argument with another Kyrsvikingr turned violent, and Sten had disappeared off to the forge for some project or another.
..Does Eric know of the Disrespect his Steelfather showed to Steinarr?
 
Do NorseQuest dwarves do runes?

Probably?

..Does Eric know of the Disrespect his Steelfather showed to Steinarr?

Probably not. He didn't know we got married at all until we told him. I'm also not sure to what degree it was actually disrespectful and to what degree Halla just hates Steelfathers. Like, I'm pretty sure it was not perfectly respectful, but Halla may be exaggerating the degree.
 
I wonder what Steinarr's 'Fylgja Evolutions' were. If he actually hit Fylgjur 4+, anyway.

Also hope Steinarr and Halfdan become friends eventually. Steinarr has a dog Fylgja, and dogs are famously said to be man's best friend, after all.

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Hey Halla,

How often do your children's Fylgjur show up?
Did Aki ever visit your farm, or your father's farm?
What weapon does Abjorn use in spars, since using Steel on your sparring partner doesn't seem right?

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Hey Blackhand,

How does the 'Fated Day' thing work? If it was my Fated Day, would even someone like, I don't know, Osborn Burrison or something, be able to kill me?
What's the difference between my Hugareida tricks and Seidr?

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Your host frowned and turned to his youngest son — his eldest, Farbjorn, was off raiding with Steinarr. "Abjorn! We've run out of firewood."
Vidar's been naming all his children various shades of -Bear, huh?
 
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The regular xianxia cultivators just need to figure out that their unarmed strikes strip away Orthrinsthir and that punting them off a cliff into an underground ravine like how some of the stories start is the best way to deal with these hairy spirit locusts.
 
Probably because mechanically, orthstirr seems to run on "how much other Norsemen respect you." Now, you can gain or lose orthstirr for actions no other Norseman knows about, but the system is still about your standing as a Norseman. As if Fate itself was watching you and adding or subtracting points. And since social standing is inherently a subjective, constructed thing, it's not always going to appear logical from an abstract beep-boop view.

Hey Blackhand,

How does the 'Fated Day' thing work? If it was my Fated Day, would even someone like, I don't know, Osborn Burrison or something, be able to kill me?
I'm guessing the answer will be:

"If you are fated to die the true death at the hand of Osborn Burrison, then on your fated day, you will die at the hand of Osborn Burrison. But if your fated day were known, and the hand of the one responsible were not, and it were known that Osborn would try to kill you on that day, I imagine most would bet on Osborn dying anyway, and someone else killing you."
 
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I mean, I'm technically extrapolating, but they don't count for that if we do unarmed attacks on them, so I think I'm probably correct.

The distinction is that they are not...I'm looking for the right word here, 'civilized' isn't quite right. Hmm. They are not part of Norse society. Not hitting others with a closed fist or one's feet is a social convention and the Norse know that. They do not blame a Norseman for using such tactics against animals, monsters, or foreigners because they are not part of the social contract in question, and likewise nobody expects them to abide by the rules of a social contract they are not part of either.

Now, a foreigner could indeed figure out how to give Norsemen nid and odreng by embarrassing them in front of other Norsemen, but just hitting them with unarmed attacks doesn't seem like it'd do that.

Probably because mechanically, orthstirr seems to run on "how much other Norsemen respect you." Now, you can gain or lose orthstirr for actions no other Norseman knows about, but the system is still about your standing as a Norseman. And since social standing is inherently a subjective, constructed thing, it's not always going to appear logical from an abstract beep-boop view.

Something adjacent to this is what I'm trying to say above, yeah. Orthstirr is about respect and a specific social context...foreigners can still effect that, but nearly as easily as people operating within the same context can.

I'm guessing the answer will be:

"If you are fated to die the true death at the hand of Osborn Burrison, then on your fated day, you will die at the hand of Osborn Burrison. But if your fated day were known, and the hand of the one responsible were not, no one would bet on Osborn Burrison."

This is incorrect. We know that only the day is fated, not the method. You cannot, generally, be fated to die at the hands of a specific person, only at a specific time. If someone much less powerful than you tries to kill you on that day, maybe you get unlucky, or maybe you kill them easily and then die of an aneurysm later in the day.
 
I mean, I'm technically extrapolating, but they don't count for that if we do unarmed attacks on them, so I think I'm probably correct.

The distinction is that they are not...I'm looking for the right word here, 'civilized' isn't quite right. Hmm. They are not part of Norse society. Not hitting others with a closed fist or one's feet is a social convention and the Norse know that. They do not blame a Norseman for using such tactics against animals, monsters, or foreigners because they are not part of the social contract in question, and likewise nobody expects them to abide by the rules of a social contract they are not part of either.

Now, a foreigner could indeed figure out how to give Norsemen nid and odreng by embarrassing them in front of other Norsemen, but just hitting them with unarmed attacks doesn't seem like it'd do that.
Especially if the foreigner in question is some crazed barbaric motherfucker who goes around hitting people with his fists all the time, like a savage! :p

Something adjacent to this is what I'm trying to say above, yeah. Orthstirr is about respect and a specific social context...foreigners can still effect that, but nearly as easily as people operating within the same context can.
Yeah. If we met a Christian 'errant cultivator' woman who's got their own version of the Knee-Groin Trick and uses it on some of our raiding bros, it's probably going to cost them some Orthstirr or whatever. Because that's a really low blow, literally.

But just punching them in the face, not so much.

This is incorrect. We know that only the day is fated, not the method. You cannot, generally, be fated to die at the hands of a specific person, only at a specific time. If someone much less powerful than you tries to kill you on that day, maybe you get unlucky, or maybe you kill them easily and then die of an aneurysm later in the day.
Ah. That's an interesting one, then. Misunderstood.
 
Halla herself also tried to connect herself to that squire via a promised duel to the death like Reinarr but it didn't pan out because presumably he wasn't Norse.
 
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