"Don't tell Obi-Wan or Ahsoka this, but I'm becoming increasingly convinced that the Force has given her the ability to appear just when it would annoy someone the most."
100% correct!
Absurdly huge parades? Scantily-clad Twilek dancers? Enough alcohol to knock out a Wookiee? Or worse: all of the above?
Sooo close yet so far
(P.S. Wanted to have a Grievous/Boss Nass scene but couldn't fit it in with how that interlude played out. Omake writers, this is your chance!)
Oh, my!
 
"Blast...alright, let's get some things clear about that right now. Yes, I was just a little kid back then. I did accidentally get myself locked in a starfighter that autopiloted its way to the battle. I was in way over my head. And I only survived because of the Force and me being unbelievably lucky. And no, I do not want anyone else to know about that. Alright?"

I cal Slander most foul on the above, everybody knows he Survived because of R2
 
Is this before or after his trophy collection becomes one of the most comprehensive collections of dangerous beasts in the galaxy?
I think after. If only t o be able to put up a sign at the entrance telling people to stop bothering him and buy the book. Also after the autobiography. I feel that would be very fucking important for him so that people know what the Kaleeshi went through over the course of what, a couple of years, a decade? Going from slaves to the Huk to a member of the galactic community. It'd be important to him.
 
At the same time Ciaran finally managed to track down the rogue Grievous, landing her speeder near a group of happy Kaleesh in the middle of a victory chant, a cluster of very confused looking Gungans, a clearly pleased Grievous as he oversaw the raising of an opee fish's corpse from the water, and a clearly terrified Jar Jar in the middle of the Kaleesh and trying unsuccessfully to move back over to the rest of the Gungans. Ciaran rolled her eyes under her visor before moving to speak with Grievous.

Now we just need Jar Jar to permanently join Grievous as his clumsy sidekick and when they visit Tatooine he kills a Krayt Dragon through pure clumsiness. Grievous and the Kaleesh would definitely embrace Jar Jar for his daring techniques!
 
[X] False-Flag Piracy: Well, you do have all of these pirate fleets floating around, so why not justify CNS military expansion by staging a few raids in CNS space? Why, the CNS would have to strengthen their forces to protect against these terrible raids. Though you'll need to be careful lest you let said raids point back to you. Chance of Success: 60% Reward: Justification for increased military expansion in CNS space
-[X] 1 Watcher Team

Rolled: 9, Rerolled to 81 + 16 (Bonuses) + 20 (Omakes) = 117 (Super Critical Success)

Well...when you tried to influence this to make sure things panned out things got...weird. (To be continued in Phantoms of Naboo)
Rewards: Legitimate threat against CNS space discovered for purposes of increased militarization.

@Dr. Snark: So the super-critical success meant that we not only get to militerize the CNS now, we also foiled some of Palpatine's plans against the CNS?

I'm not really sure what happened here.

Also: fun update. You made the Padme Anakin ship actually convincing in it. Totally love the image of Gungans trying to cope with the Kalee. I think we need to set up a hunting camp on Naboo for our Kalee. And if the Kalee madness is contagious, we could set up training camps so we can recruit Gungans into our Kalee warrior squads (the idea of Gungans finding Kalee culture attractive is oddly amusing to me).

fasquardon
 
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that older gungan general person looked somewhat competent. willing to take on an army bigger and better than him with a slim hope of coming out alive!
big props for that.

having the most damage done to your enemy by the bumbeling moron put in charge of your army for "reasons" less cool but he ran with it
 
...special package from Cünuel.

It warms the cockles of my heart-

(Maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub cockle area
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon, I don't know)

*ahem* -whenever you decide that something I've written is good enough to add into an official interlude. Thank you and, as always, enjoyable writing!
 
Oh, it's more than that, you've had Anakin and Padme actually act human together rather than two robots spouting weirdly off-putting pseudo-romantic lines in a painfully wooden fashion. They tease each other, they mess around, they act formal, but not stiff whenever other people are around. It's honestly interesting to watch, or in this case, read about. They feel like people, and Anakin feels like he's genuinely working through his demons, and in a weird way, it seems that Ciaran has become the person he trusts the most to come to with his problems.

He knows the Jedi wouldn't understand, and he desperately wants Padme to think of him as this pillar of strength that she can lean on, she's obviously under a lot of pressure and he's genuinely afraid of adding to that burden. Ciaran isn't a Jedi, has never been anything but friendly, won't judge him, will genuinely give him good advice, and what's more, he feels like she's less of a threat to him. Not just because he's stronger than her, but also because he knows her biggest secret, a secret that would set the whole galaxy against her if it were to get out.

Anakin isn't stupid, he knows Ciaran is into some shady stuff, but he also knows that she's a force for good as well. And, in a strange way, that gives him hope for himself as well. Ciaran has taken his somewhat naive preconceived notions of good and evil, right and wrong, and shattered them over her knee. She's shown him that there's more to life than some binary choice between two moral extremes, that you can be who you want to be, and do what you want to do, and still accomplish great things. It's funny, but in a way Ciaran has taken over the role that once fell to Palpatine, now that he has outgrown the Jedi Code Ciaran is teaching him not how to use his power, but how to use his power responsibly. It's almost like Ciaran really is his master.
 
Oh, it's more than that, you've had Anakin and Padme actually act human together rather than two robots spouting weirdly off-putting pseudo-romantic lines in a painfully wooden fashion. They tease each other, they mess around, they act formal, but not stiff whenever other people are around. It's honestly interesting to watch, or in this case, read about. They feel like people, and Anakin feels like he's genuinely working through his demons, and in a weird way, it seems that Ciaran has become the person he trusts the most to come to with his problems.

He knows the Jedi wouldn't understand, and he desperately wants Padme to think of him as this pillar of strength that she can lean on, she's obviously under a lot of pressure and he's genuinely afraid of adding to that burden. Ciaran isn't a Jedi, has never been anything but friendly, won't judge him, will genuinely give him good advice, and what's more, he feels like she's less of a threat to him. Not just because he's stronger than her, but also because he knows her biggest secret, a secret that would set the whole galaxy against her if it were to get out.

Anakin isn't stupid, he knows Ciaran is into some shady stuff, but he also knows that she's a force for good as well. And, in a strange way, that gives him hope for himself as well. Ciaran has taken his somewhat naive preconceived notions of good and evil, right and wrong, and shattered them over her knee. She's shown him that there's more to life than some binary choice between two moral extremes, that you can be who you want to be, and do what you want to do, and still accomplish great things. It's funny, but in a way Ciaran has taken over the role that once fell to Palpatine, now that he has outgrown the Jedi Code Ciaran is teaching him not how to use his power, but how to use his power responsibly. It's almost like Ciaran really is his master.
And soon we will finally push him out of the Jedi Order and make him our unwitting pawn. Once we have the Chosen One in our pocket, there will be no one in the galaxy who could oppose us. The galaxy will be ours.
 
And soon we will finally push him out of the Jedi Order and make him our unwitting pawn. Once we have the Chosen One in our pocket, there will be no one in the galaxy who could oppose us. The galaxy will be ours.
As long as megalomaniacal laughter is kept behind closed doors this attitude is acceptable. And while I partially agree with you Anakin is more useful as a righteous trouble-stabber and long-distance asset. After all, we must ensure the ship sails.
 
And soon we will finally push him out of the Jedi Order and make him our unwitting pawn. Once we have the Chosen One in our pocket, there will be no one in the galaxy who could oppose us. The galaxy will be ours.

Exactly! No one will stop us this time. A new age of unification, brotherhood, and peace will be thrust onto an unsuspecting galaxy. We'll promote greater cooperation between disparate species and planets, not in the name of our own species interest, but instead the profit of all parties involved! We'll resettle refugees and both infuse their new economies with large scale investments as well as numerous micro-loans. Using our might we'll disrupt the perfectly legitimate trade of dangerous drugs and slaved sentients in Hutt space through means both economic and subtle. We'll make groundbreaking medical advances and charge reasonable recompense, unless we provide it for free via our charity arm and then write it off as a tax break!

Buwahahahaha! Our depravity will know no bounds~!

*twirls evil mustache*
 
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