Honestly, getting sick would probably make me more prolific. Just sitting in bed with nothing better to do but write.
Rules
"Did you honestly think I wouldn't notice?" Thrawn looked up from the chessboard towards his opponent.
"Notice what?" For all Ahsoka was a less than stellar chess player, she was an even worse liar.
"I moved my bishop to B-4. I left to get us refreshments at your behest, and now it rests on C-4." said Thrawn, gesturing to the piece in question.
"Maybe you just forgot where you moved it when you got up." suggested Ahsoka, rather unconvincingly.
"Ahsoka, I have two bishops, and both of them are sitting on white squares." said Thrawn, no longer attempting to beat around the bush. "If you've grown bored enough with the rules of the game to cheat, I'd be willing to either find a different game or a different partner."
Ahsoka sighed in defeat at Thrawn's displeasure. "I'm sorry. It's just that there's no way I'll ever beat you like this."
"On the contrary, you've improved in leaps and bounds. This current game has already gone on longer than our first." Thrawn was correct as usual. Their current match was multiple times longer than the time de beat her in a mere two moves. "I commend you for both how long you've stuck at it and how much you've improved."
"Yeah, but I'm still nowhere close to beating you. The only reason I've been doing better is because you've held back on me." muttered Ahsoka.
"That's certainly part of it." admitted Thrawn. "But even so, you've never attempted to cheat, quite poorly I might add, before now."
"I was talking with Master Skywalker on our last mission, and he said that there were no rules in war. So I figured I should apply that to war games, and maybe I'd actually win." confessed Ahsoka, unable to meet Thrawn's eyes.
"Be sure to inform your Master that he's wrong before he gets us all killed." said Thrawn with exasperation.
"What are you talking about? So long as you beat the other guy, that's it, right?" asked Ahsoka in confusion.
"I'll admit you won't find the rules of war in any book, but they exist nonetheless, and are perhaps more important than any other set of rules because of it." lectured Thrawn. "War often exists as an extension of diplomacy. When words cannot reach the desired outcome, conflict escalates. But factions are still fighting over the same things they were discussing prior."
"And this relates to rules how?" asked Ahsoka. She pretty much always learned something when Thrawn started talking like this, but that didn't make it any less tedious in the moment.
"If one is too destructive in their attempts to get something, they risk destroying it. If they are too violent, they risk others getting involved, extending the conflict beyond what they want. It's why no one attacks humanitarian organizations like Lady Ciaran, or infringes on the rights of the CNS. We hold back, because not doing so risks making all effort worthless." Thrawn then remembered his audience, and decided to throw in a more practical example. "Do you remember the Huk scandal?"
"Kind of. I wasn't really involved politically, but it was everywhere. Jedi aren't kept
that cut off from the galaxy." said Ahsoka.
"Sometimes I wonder. Anyway, the Huk cheated. They violated a great number of the rules intended for humanitarian purposes by enslaving the Kaleesh for no adequate reason. When the full extent of their 'cheating' was discovered… well, you've certainly heard of what happened to them." said Thrawn.
"So moving your bishop is a war crime? I get why actual war has rules, but after a point, the scale makes them different." said Ahsoka.
Thrawn pulled his blaster out and pointed it across the table at Ahsoka. "Well if there are no rules, then I'm free to escalate as far as I'd like, correct?" Ahsoka reached for her lightsaber out of habit, but stopped when Thrawn lowered and holstered his blaster. "An extreme example perhaps, but important nonetheless."
"I get it." said Ahsoka, moving Thrawn's bishop back to its original position when a thought occurred to her. "Didn't the Republic side with the Huk initially? Doesn't that kind of shoot a hole in all your reasoning?"
"Not at all. The punishment came for the Huk because they cheated and Lady Ciaran caught them. Cheating is perfectly fine so long as you don't get caught." said Thrawn, holding up the white queen between his fingers.
"Hey! My queen!" shouted Ahsoka. Thrawn chuckled and placed the piece down on the board once more.
"I trust we'll both abide by the rules going forward?"
AN: I felt particularly drained after Oki, so here's more Ahsoka and Thrawn, since they're an easy concept for me.