Emigration 4.s
DonLyn
Verified Soulless Bureaucrat
Saint closed the office door, moving slowly so that he wouldn't disturb the over-full coffee cup in his hand. Then he walked over to where Dobrynja was sitting at the computer terminal, eyes fixed on the monitor and its dozens of open windows.
"Did I miss anything?"
Dobrynja jumped in his seat. His hand shot to his chest for a moment, then he twisted around to give Saint a glare.
"That," he growled, "is getting very old."
Saint rolled his eyes.
"It's not my fault you're twitchy. Here." He handed over the cup, then shooed the other man out of his chair. Dobrynja promptly started swearing as some of the coffee spilled onto his futuristic-looking bodysuit.
Saint took his place at the terminal, eyes flickering over the monitor. Multiple cursors moved across the screen as he used both hands and feet to bring different windows into the foreground. His gaze was already starting to unfocus, his brain slipping into that peculiar state of mind he needed if he wanted to keep up with the sheer flood of data.
Not that he actually ever managed to truly keep up.
A new window popped up, showing a young woman with brown hair, a mask and a witch's hat in front of a black background.
Voice modeling program loading… Complete.
"Good afternoon, Calamity Witch."
Saint leaned back in his chair as Dragon started bubbling at the new tinker. It was in moments like these, when she sounded genuinely excited, giddy even, alive, that Saint almost doubted whether he was doing the right thing.
Almost.
A slight slurping sound, which immediately turned into gagging, told Saint that Dobrynja had finally tried his coffee.
"God dammit, did you put vodka into my coffee again?"
One corner of Saint's mouth twitched upwards. "You're a valuable member of the team, Mischa. If a little taste of Mother Russia now and then is what it takes to keep you from getting homesick, then I will gladly shoulder that cost."
A pair of knuckles rapped painfully against his head.
"I've told you before, it's a waste of good vodka and mediocre coffee." Another slurp, followed by an audible shudder. "This shit tastes horrible."
Saint grinned, Dobrynja's disgusted grimace vivid in his mind without having to turn around and actually see it.
"Doesn't keep you from drinking it, though."
The russian man snorted.
"Of course not. Just because you have no appreciation for-"
Something Dragon said to Calamity Witch caught Saint's attention. He held up his hand in a warding gesture, cutting Dobrynja off mid-sentence.
"…Simurgh's Scream. It should come as no surprise, but that has been a holy grail for Tinkers ever since she made her first appearance.
"I suppose the question I have been dying to ask is somewhat obvious now," she concluded with another laugh. "How did you do it?"
There was a long pause during which no one said anything. The only sign that the stream hadn't crashed was the fact that Calamity Witch was fidgeting in obvious discomfort.
"That… is a bit of a complicated answer." She said at last. "I guess I should start with the easiest thing. I'm not a Tinker."
"But your staff-"
"I didn't build Perfect Storm. I found it."
Huh. Saint exchanged a look of raised eyebrows with his team-mate as the cape described the circumstances of her discovery. Luck like that almost qualified as a parahuman power in its own right.
"It… offered to give you what you wanted?" Dragon repeated slowly. "Because it was thankful? You make it sound… sentient. Even sapient."
Calamity Witch collected a blue gemstone with a diamond cut from somewhere off-screen and presented it to the camera. "Dragon, I'd like to introduce you to my Intelligent Device, Perfect Storm."
«It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.»
Saint's breath caught.
"Intel— You're an artificial intelligence. And not a simple one, either, are you?"
«Correct. Complex intelligence and problem-solving capabilities are required to assist my mage as per design. Emotional capabilities necessary to understand user's priorities. Full intelligence was deemed the most efficient solution.»
…
Dobrynja set down the empty cup.
"I'll go get Mags."
- - -
I wanted to write an omake about Uber and Leet. It would have featured an Uber with a creepy stalker crush on our favourite Person of Mass Destruction, them finding out about magic, atttempts to find someone with a reparo spell to fix Leet's degraded projects and, finally, Leet cobbling together an unholy abomination of technology in a manic-depressive bout of mad science, with the goal of giving himself a linker core so that he wouldn't be an anchor attached to his best friend's leg anymore, overwhelming odds of torturous death (or worse) be damned.
Then I found out they got stomped by Ziz and/or comitted suicide by cape.
So you get a slightly less psychotic Saint instead.
p.S.: @Silently Watches I really really like this quest.
"Did I miss anything?"
Dobrynja jumped in his seat. His hand shot to his chest for a moment, then he twisted around to give Saint a glare.
"That," he growled, "is getting very old."
Saint rolled his eyes.
"It's not my fault you're twitchy. Here." He handed over the cup, then shooed the other man out of his chair. Dobrynja promptly started swearing as some of the coffee spilled onto his futuristic-looking bodysuit.
Saint took his place at the terminal, eyes flickering over the monitor. Multiple cursors moved across the screen as he used both hands and feet to bring different windows into the foreground. His gaze was already starting to unfocus, his brain slipping into that peculiar state of mind he needed if he wanted to keep up with the sheer flood of data.
Not that he actually ever managed to truly keep up.
A new window popped up, showing a young woman with brown hair, a mask and a witch's hat in front of a black background.
Voice modeling program loading… Complete.
"Good afternoon, Calamity Witch."
Saint leaned back in his chair as Dragon started bubbling at the new tinker. It was in moments like these, when she sounded genuinely excited, giddy even, alive, that Saint almost doubted whether he was doing the right thing.
Almost.
A slight slurping sound, which immediately turned into gagging, told Saint that Dobrynja had finally tried his coffee.
"God dammit, did you put vodka into my coffee again?"
One corner of Saint's mouth twitched upwards. "You're a valuable member of the team, Mischa. If a little taste of Mother Russia now and then is what it takes to keep you from getting homesick, then I will gladly shoulder that cost."
A pair of knuckles rapped painfully against his head.
"I've told you before, it's a waste of good vodka and mediocre coffee." Another slurp, followed by an audible shudder. "This shit tastes horrible."
Saint grinned, Dobrynja's disgusted grimace vivid in his mind without having to turn around and actually see it.
"Doesn't keep you from drinking it, though."
The russian man snorted.
"Of course not. Just because you have no appreciation for-"
Something Dragon said to Calamity Witch caught Saint's attention. He held up his hand in a warding gesture, cutting Dobrynja off mid-sentence.
"…Simurgh's Scream. It should come as no surprise, but that has been a holy grail for Tinkers ever since she made her first appearance.
"I suppose the question I have been dying to ask is somewhat obvious now," she concluded with another laugh. "How did you do it?"
There was a long pause during which no one said anything. The only sign that the stream hadn't crashed was the fact that Calamity Witch was fidgeting in obvious discomfort.
"That… is a bit of a complicated answer." She said at last. "I guess I should start with the easiest thing. I'm not a Tinker."
"But your staff-"
"I didn't build Perfect Storm. I found it."
Huh. Saint exchanged a look of raised eyebrows with his team-mate as the cape described the circumstances of her discovery. Luck like that almost qualified as a parahuman power in its own right.
"It… offered to give you what you wanted?" Dragon repeated slowly. "Because it was thankful? You make it sound… sentient. Even sapient."
Calamity Witch collected a blue gemstone with a diamond cut from somewhere off-screen and presented it to the camera. "Dragon, I'd like to introduce you to my Intelligent Device, Perfect Storm."
«It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.»
Saint's breath caught.
"Intel— You're an artificial intelligence. And not a simple one, either, are you?"
«Correct. Complex intelligence and problem-solving capabilities are required to assist my mage as per design. Emotional capabilities necessary to understand user's priorities. Full intelligence was deemed the most efficient solution.»
…
Dobrynja set down the empty cup.
"I'll go get Mags."
- - -
I wanted to write an omake about Uber and Leet. It would have featured an Uber with a creepy stalker crush on our favourite Person of Mass Destruction, them finding out about magic, atttempts to find someone with a reparo spell to fix Leet's degraded projects and, finally, Leet cobbling together an unholy abomination of technology in a manic-depressive bout of mad science, with the goal of giving himself a linker core so that he wouldn't be an anchor attached to his best friend's leg anymore, overwhelming odds of torturous death (or worse) be damned.
Then I found out they got stomped by Ziz and/or comitted suicide by cape.
So you get a slightly less psychotic Saint instead.
p.S.: @Silently Watches I really really like this quest.
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