Su Ling And THE POWER OF THE NINETAIL ARTS
Elder Xin: "I don't know who I'm more disappointed in, Sun Liling for trying the 'impale their large intestine with plant spines' move after using it on her opponent before, or Ling Qi for not finding a counter to it in the months she had to find one. One lacks creativity, the other dedication."
Elder Yin: "Agreed. We should choose that kitsune halfbreed, her refusal to take this test obviously shows she's discovered the ancient Ninetail Arts and wishes to keep her overwhelming power a secret. Kitsune adore secrecy and misdirection."
Elder Zin: "Yes, we'll go with her. She won't be able to hide her hideous might from the Elders in the Inner Sect..."
LATER
Su Ling tried not to tremble too visibly. It was pretty clear to her that someone was messing around, because the Inner Sect on this mountain was even crazier than the Outer Sect had been. Everyone seemed to accept the decision of the Elders who had summarily declared her one of the winners of the annual tournament to admit students into the Inner Sect despite her decision not to enter in the first place! And okay, this wasn't so bad, there was a lot more access to a lot more cool stuff than she'd expected. As absurd as it was that people believed she had these 'Ninetail Arts' they were pretty wary of getting into a fight with her as a result. Shame about LIng Qi not making the cut, but she was sure the girl would win next year.
It had all been going so well. Unfortunately, she'd run into a cute guy who she'd assumed was unattached that was interested in her. A commoner like Ling Qi, and he didn't care about her heritage, or her Arts, or anything like that. He liked the fact she didn't put on airs and hide her feelings and she had passion about the things that mattered. Unfortunately... His interest had been noticed by a pretty possessive bitch. Gu Xiulan's sister, who she'd decided to call MegaGu when she wasn't calling her MegaBitch.
And right now the fire-using girl was about to roast her like a chicken barbecue.
Su Ling swallowed. "Look, Lady Gu, or whatever... I swear I wasn't trying to seduce your boytoy. Could we just call this your win?"
In the background, Elder Jiao nodded somberly. "See? Even now she tries to keep her secrets. She does not fear Gu Yanmei, only the gaze of the Elders."
Su LIng gritted her teeth. It almost looked like MegaGu had been considering her offer, but the Elder's comment pushed her over the edge. She bit down hard on the urge to scream at him.
"...I refuse. Let us test your tricks against my passion, halfbreed. If there is any justice the gentle and noble Xan Wokai will see I am the only woman worthy of his affection, not a savage such as yourself." MegaGu raved.
She couldn't resist the urge to growl at that. Wokai was a really nice guy and didn't deserve a crazy bitch like MegaGu hounding him all the time. She'd wondered why the girl didn't already have a fiance arranged already until she'd learned the girl was essentially a crazier female version of Huang Da.
Elder Jiao gasped. "Oh. See? The foxgirl is making her move. But Gu Yanmei does not seem to see through her illusion..."
Su Ling blinked in surprise at that, but her opponent pretty nearly flipped the hell out, whirling around to look to her sides and behind herself. Fire was going EVERYWHERE, so she dived for the ground. "...Sssshhhiiiiiittttt!"
Gu Yanmei snarled, sounding more like an animal than a person, and Su Ling passed out as the heat just from being near all that fire overwhelmed her.
JUST A BIT LATER
When she woke up, Su Ling found herself in Elder Jiao's hut. "Ow... My head."
Elder Jiao nodded. "It was quite a match. If not for your soul-devouring kitsune fire, you might have lost. As it stands, it appears young Wokai is the spoils of your victory."
The foxgirl blinked. "What? Seriously, what the hell are you playing at, old man? I know you know I don't have soul-devouring fire or whatever."
Jiao smirked. "I know no such thing. And Elders Xin, Yin, and Zin are convinced you have soul-devouring fire. Granted, they've been using some very experimental cultivation drugs lately, but if three other Elders state something is true who am I to disagree?"
Su Ling scowled. "Maybe somebody who's not off their nut on an extended drug trip?"
The old man snickered. "Well, are you planning to go to Gu Yanmei and confess to cheating then? I am sure she will not punish you too badly. And her and Wokai should be very happy together."
"NO! That bitch... Wokai deserves better than her."
MUCH LATER STILL
Ling Qi stood bravely against her enemy. It might have been suicide, but for Bai Meizhen's sake she'd face any foe. "Elder Sister Su Ling... Your tyranny over the Inner Sect will end. For the sake of my friend, I will triumph."
Su Ling sighed. "Oh my god, Ling Qi, could you be a bigger closet lesbian- OW! Crap! You can hit me?"
Ling Qi looked at her with some confusion, which might be justified if she hadn't figured out that Elder Jiao wasn't letting anyone win against her as part of some sort of prank war among the Elders. "Well, yeah? You're... Slower than I thought?"
"Well... Okay, take this!" Su Ling threw a couple of actual punches and kicks at her foe, which Ling Qi avoided with about as much trouble as if she'd choreographed them with the girl days in advance.
Not surprising given the psychotic overachieving lesbo had reportedly gone on some insane training binge and reached Cyan while Su Ling herself was still Yellow. But yeah, this was gonna suck.
About five seconds later as she was puking her guts out on the ground and hoping her kidneys hadn't just liquefied from sheer pain Su Ling decided that yes, this did suck.
"Um. Su Ling? Are you okay?" Ling Qi asked, concerned in her airheaded way as if the flute playing freak hadn't just nearly punched through her torso.
"Hate... Elder Jiao... So much."