Hello everyone. I've been compiling the as-of-yet unpublished PHO omakes from the PHO Blacksmithery.
Next are "Uber and Leet 2.0" started by @SoulShdw back in July 13, 2021 and "Laserdream's BF" by CorEagle at December 28, 2021. @LordRoustabout mind threadmarking this and the previous one?
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♦ Topic: Uber And Leet 2.0
In: Boards ► ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
Mac's Dual Rocket Propelled Grenades (Original Poster)
Posted On Apr 15th 2011:
So I know we were all surprised when Uber and Leet decided to go total darkside and help out the crazy bomber woman (See Thread on Bakuda's... debut here), but they've now shown a few other big showings that don't seem to coincide with their previous history of being total screw-ups (Apeiron Fight, attack on Faultline's crew, and now Plants vs Zombies against Lost Garden?). Hell, it looks like Leet's gear is no longer breaking.
Are these really the same two idiots the internet has grown to both love and detest in equal measures? The ones who raided a go-kart track in order to throw virtual green shells at each other (and the other people there), or staged a massive King of the Hill match with goons dressed up from Team Fortress 2 at a mall?
Is this the beginning of something new, or like many sequels, are they simply destined to burn out and leave a bad taste in everyone's mouth?
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►Sothoth (Veteran Member)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
You probably don't know this, but to us who were there when they first showed up? They were an effective villain team. They embarrassed the local PRT on regular intervals and always, always got away without capture (unlike nowadays where they keep getting captured). The tech Leet was showing off, and the skill that Uber was using them with was something to be remembered. There was a time, when they were on par with the Empire and Lung.
But, despite that, I still remember the time that they were nobler. All the stuff they did were for games only, and they took care to help out in some of the forgotten orphanages that are spread around the city. They were anti-villains, and they helped the children sleep peacefully, even just a little bit.
For us veterans of Brockton Bay, Uber and Leet were the "Apeiron" of our time.
The fact that they are returning to their prime, but this time fully embracing their roles as villains? It makes me shudder. It was never known what Leet's specialty was, after all.
►Cynic-Al
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
I suppose "nobility" is in the eye of the beholder.
The "participants" in their "shows" certainly didn't see a lot of it.
Also, while the Foster Care system does appreciate help and donations, throwing a bag of stolen video games through a window isn't helpful.
Fun detail about "Robin Hood" criminals, turns out most places can't accept donations from criminals!
The police get all weird about it.
►Sothoth (Veteran Member)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Hey, I said "nobler" not "noble". They were still villains. Also, heh, yeah, that time was amazing. Some of the kids hid the games they managed to get before the police arrived.
►Mac's Dual Rocket Propelled Grenades (Original Poster)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
>throwing a bag of stolen video games through a window isn't helpful.
Wait, is that something they actually did?
►Game_Phan_213
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Guys, I think I got it figured out!
So this March chick has like super-timing, which is underwhelming in most cases, but timing is actually really important in video games.
Leet has his Video Game Tinker power, but him and Uber are actually button-mashing noobs.
That's what Leet was saying, she taught them to play video games!
Now they can use all the tech the way it was meant to be used.
►Moby Dick
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Is the ABB trying to play into the hikikomori stereotype, or something?
Trying to appeal to the disenfranchised and disillusioned young adults who lost everything showing that even losers like Uber and Leet can amount to something if they really tried?
►Browbeat (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
>showing that even losers like Uber and Leet can amount to something if they really tried?
The only thing they 'amounted to' was aiding in one of the greatest acts of domestic terrorism on the East Coast. For all those two idiots claim to be doing what they do 'in love of video games', the truth is that everything they've done has just proven all the crap that people claim about videogames being bad for people. If they genuinely cared about games, they wouldn't bother trying to dress up their crimes with window dressing about it and blame them for their own actions.
Uber, Leet. Stop screwing with my hobbies. I haven't been able to bring myself to play in any gaming tournaments since you two first showed up.
►DrowningInTheBay
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Naw U&L might've used to have been serious threats, but I'd never call them noble. The way they acted and portrayed an obvious disregard for life and personal responcibility is proof enough. What they definitely displayed in the past was a lack of desperation that is very much no longer present. It's why they are generally no longer considered threats. Like some people like to point out their GTA stunt as their dive in morality but they've always assaulted people for no reason other than to have people participate in their hair brained schemes. Only reason why they are still on the streets is their elusiveness. A whole lotta people, and not just LoEs, want to see these two either behind bars or outa the state. Honestly if joining up with a mad bomber is what it took for you to realize that not only are they villians but they are a genuine danger to the public where ever they are you either weren't a victim of theirs or you thought everyone in their streams were paid actors.
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♦ Topic: Laserdream has a boyfriend?
In: Boards ► ► Places ► Brockton Bay ► Capes
Aloha (Original Poster)
Posted On Apr 20th 2011:
So, I live in Brockton Bay, and anyone who's been watching the news knows the shitfest we've been going through. Cape's doing even more unimaginable things than normal, the city turning into a warzone because of warring gangs, Apeiron being Apeiron and all that, The ABB bombing the city and New Wave collapsing.
That last part was especially sad for me, cause I did like New Wave as a team. I felt bad for the kids, Shielder, Glory Girl, Panacea and Laserdream all got the shit end of the stick over the past week. When the breakup happened, I wished them nothing but the best.
So imagine my surprise when I see Cyrstal Pelham walking around with some very handsome man like she had known him her entire life. Is she on the dating scene? Am I even allowed to talk about this?
Either way, what do all the rest of us people of the Bay think about this new development?
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►ALoneMadRhino (Verified Rhino)
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
Huh. Nice to see her having a good time after the shitshow that happened with her family. @Glitzglam, anything to say about this?
Not wanting to start speculation or anything, but New Wave has always been a family-based Cape team, no? Who knows, maybe we'll see another member of New Wave sometime soon.
►EurekaEffect
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
Hey! I've seen it too! Manged to make a photo!*picture of Joe and Lazerdream talking*
I even know the guy! What his name...Jose Durin? Was going with me on engineering degree. He took his time with moving on from a messy breakup with a bitch. Anyway, good for him, lucky bastard.
►Sothoth (Veteran Member)
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
Man, that guy is handsome. I'm straight as an iron beam, but even I can admit that guy is seriously model-like. Like, no joke, is there a fashion magazine somewhere with this guy on it?
On another note, what is with the water here in BB that so many handsome and beautiful people are popping up? And where can I drink some?
►Purrrfect
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
>Not wanting to start speculation or anything, but New Wave has always been a family-based Cape team, no?
Thank you for the fish. I promise I will dissect it carefully.
Even the BB Cape Pool is growing like crazy, it still won't be too hard to find a possible match.This is the price that poor guy has to pay to go out with such a cute girl like Laserdream.
►ALoneMadRhino (Verified Rhino)
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
@Purrrfect
I thought I said too not... you know what, never mind. People were going to start wondering who this guy is for one reason or another. Let's just hope it doesn't turn into another Fleur. That was a sad day for New Wave, and I'd hate to see it repeated. Especially after this week's shitshow.
►Submariner (Verified Anti-Shipper)
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
@ ALoneMadRhino
Let's be careful with our words on the dreaded boards of the PHO. Not everyone who associates with a member of New Wave is a cape, so let's not paint a target on this guy's back by even remotely implying that he might be a cape. For all we know, he's just one of her classmates. Maybe she was just escorting him through the hellscape our city has become to ensure he was safe. (Is that reverse-chivalry? Femvalry? I genuinely don't know if there is a catchy buzz word for this...)
I'm more curious what the kids of New Wave (Next Wave?) are planning to do with the cape-scene going forward. I mean, I wouldn't blame them if they all took a year off or whatever. I mean, the youngest still need to finish up high school and Laserdream probably wants to focus on college work and finding a decent job (let's not forget, Brandish still works as a lawyer, unless the ungodly hour destroyed her office building) than dealing with the psychos we have here in the bay.
►GhostBoy (Verified Undead)
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
I'm just going to leave this little tidbit here. Snapped it just seconds ago. Boy is this a doozy.
*Photo of Laserdream and Aisha each holding one of Joe's arms glareing at each other over his sholder*
►ALoneMadRhino (Verified Rhino)
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
One of those two looks like a child, pls refrain.
I think the best we could hope for is the younger girl being an overprotective family friend/member.
►OhNoMyUsername (Dragon Fanboy)
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
Well I'm glad something is going well(?) for her right now. With the Ungodly Hour, Apeiron, the New Wave drama, and the Merchants gaining... two? Three? A few capes overnight, I can't imagine she's been having an easy time of it.
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►Sothoth (Veteran Member)
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
This is kind of surprising. Usually, posts like this that concern a cape's love life would erupt into war right now. Instead, they're getting all the support they have.
►OhNoMyUsername (Dragon Fanboy)
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
I think we here in BB have had enough war to last us for a while. Doesn't mean it's gonna stop, because the people who feel that way typically aren't the ones doing it, but I'm gonna stop here because I'm making myself sad again.
►Rolled7onaD6
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
>Man, that guy is handsome. I'm straight as an iron beam, but even I can admit that guy is seriously model-like. Like, no joke, is there a fashion magazine somewhere with this guy on it?
I'm with Sototh on this one. That guy is straight up model-like handsome. Perfect moves and posing as well.
Perhaps a bit too handsome.
Do we have to worry about Stranger Danger of a more parahuman kind?
I mean, everyone knows that New Wave is off their game right now. Would be just like some villain Stranger to cozy up to Laser Dream and offer a sympathetic shoulder when her guard is down.
Has anyone checked on Crystal lately?
►FalconOwlShrike
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
Huh. Could've sworn I saw that same guy giving a bouquet to that new cape, Garment. The one made out of clothes. I didn't really get a good look, though.
►RocRocRoccks
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
You mean this guy?
*Photo of Garment hugging Joe, who has a bouquet of flowers, outside of her shop.*
►FalconOwlShrike
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
Yeah, that's the guy. Huh. Wouldn't have taken him for a playboy, he doesn't really look like it.
►TinkerTailorSoldierNinja!
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
Duh! He's a model!!🌟 Of course he knows Garment. She probably makes clothes he shows off somewhere. Duh
Fashion Cape + Model = Know each other.
It's not Rocket Science people...
Plus he's apparently really nice and brings the girls flowers 💐💜
►Aloha (Original Poster)
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
Oh shit. Should we...inform Laserdream?
►Answer Key
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
Don't. The situation is stressful as it is, this would be another thing that might cause her to go apeshit.
►Antigone
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
We should! Communication is the best medicine for any relationship!
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►Pirogies
Replied On Apr 20th 2011:
Well. That escalated quickly. So many bans over the topic of informin Laserdream...
I, for one, don't think she's actually in a relationship.
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