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I think the Vulcans would actually find it quite logically, they would immediately make the connection between Hummingbirds and the hypermanuverability we've designed.
It's not really the same kind of maneuverability to be honest. Hummingbirds hover in one spot and can move in any direction, not really the kind of thing these are going to be doing at all.

Also I've seen several people voting for wanting something cute and harmless... and including Selachii in their votes, which literally means Shark.

Meanwhile a Skate is literally a smaller less dangerous Ray.
 
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It's not really the same kind of maneuverability to be honest. Hummingbirds hover in one spot and can move in any direction, not really the kind of thing these are going to be doing at all.

Also I've seen several people voting for wanting something cute and harmless... and including Selachii in their votes, which literally means Shark.

Meanwhile a Skate is literally a smaller less dangerous Ray.
Vending machines are more deadly than sharks, Jaws did them a huge disservice.

Look at them:
National Geographic
 
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So, about the name(s)...

This is a warship. It has one job, and we will never build it for any other reason. Every last one of them we build is meant to do one thing: To do harm to the enemy.

Every part of our warships needs to be dedicated to that purpose, from the weapons, to the hull plating, to the sensors, to the engines. Naturally, this includes the names we give our ships. I therefore propose the following Starfleet policy:

Starfleet Ship Naming Convention #1:​
Ships meant for general use get conventional names with dignity, tradition and gravitas, like Enterprise, Columbia, Challenger, etc, etc... Warships however, always get cutesy, non-threatening names. The nastier the warship, the more harmless the name.


Why? It's simple: The name is part of the ship's armament. It's a weapon. A weapon to inflict humiliation on the enemy.


I want the Romulan Prateor to grind his teeth as he's forced to read a report about how IRW Imperial Pride was gutted by UES Gentle Breeze. I want our enemies to break and rout as they are desperately trying to get away from UES Loving Embrace! I want them to live in terror of the thought of UES Cuddlebug assuming bombardment position above their worlds!

I want some Klingon Chancellor 50 years from now to take a look at a record of the Federation-Romulan war, laugh his ass off, and then decide it would be much safer to invade the Romulans instead of the Federation. After all, there's no honor in winning a fight against ships named like that. And the unspeakable shame if one should loose... a dreadful foe indeed.

[X] UES Hummingbird
[X] UES Magpie
 
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Changing my vote(s):
[X] UES Hummingbird
[X] UES Selachii
[X] UES Piranha

Thinking about it more "shark" is a little plain, especially when Selachii is right there with basically the same meaning, and I'm liking Hummingbird more over time.
 
Do you mean this space station from ENT?
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Nah, I was thinking more along the lines of the Federation ships that had things like the saucer section separating, the ship splitting into 3 pieces, and I'm vaguely remembering a few that had captain's shuttles nestled onto the center of the saucer.
 
[X] UES Hummingbird
[X] UES Arrow
[X] UES Spite

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[X] UES Calculated Insult
I'm down for some Culture names :D
 
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[X] UES Hummingbird

200 years later this ship will become one of the inspirations for a certain starfleet captain when designing his totally-not-a-warship-honest.

The USS Hummingbird will become the terror of the Dominion.
 
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