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[X] Karak Eight Peaks
[X] Kislev

Dwarfs don't need any introduction.

As for Kislev, they have the most immediate need combined with some rather decent new knowledge.

We can get toned down versions of K8P and Forest support, but getting behind whatever they did to the waystones to make their blizzards possible seems like an in place kinda deal, leaving Kislev the perfect balance between need and oppertunity.

How do we know they lost the debate though? Maybe it's like antinatalists, even if they won the debate on the merits the losers would be the ones writing history anyway. 🤔

Wich wins the debate in the most definitive manner imaginable:

Proof. Can't say your method of data retention is more effective when your arguments and victories are instantly forgotten in the sands of time, preserved only in the echoes the other side allowed to exist.
 
Panoramia's not likely to be leaving K8P for long periods no matter where we're going. We'll be seeing her by gyrocopter.
Well, yeah. But in the half year where she doesn't do much at K8P/ her magic is less powerful she might join us.

I think Kislev would be rather unpleasant for her.

I mean, I didn't vote for that ship, but that's the one that left the harbor. She's our S.O. and I'd like to see more of her.

So assuming Panoramia would be willing to join wherever we went (she would have joined the expedition if we'd asked)

I'm a biased Laurelorn voter, but I think Panoramia would like Laurelorn more than Kislev. One is an enchanted forest, relatively free of greenskins and goblins. The other is mostly Icy tundra.
Also, think of all the extra layers we'll both be wearing :V
 
K8P is the least exciting option because we know exactly what it involves and offers, which is itself a big win in my book. My biggest concern with Laurelorn is that we have no idea what kind of politics we're walking into (besides the Nordland ones) and we only have the word of an underdressed forest to go on, and her word isn't exactly easy to independently verify.
On the one hand, this post expresses different preferences and views than mine, like you're some kind of independent individual or something. On the other hand, it contains the description "underdressed forest" which made me chuckle IRL. To like, or not to like - truly, a dilemma.

Anyway, as I've already explained at great length Laurelorn followed by Kislev are the winners in my book.

[x] Laurelorn
[x] Kislev
 
I shall attempt to translate the Bretonnians.
[The Duke and his wife] seem to be studiously ignoring you, which you begin to frown at until a steward sidles up to you. "What is the preferred address for madam?" he asks in a stage whisper.

"Lady Magister Weber will be fine," you reply.

"Lady Magister Weber," Duke Huebald says in greeting, only now seeming to notice you.
Translation: Inaction is better than impropriety.

"I am Duke Huebald d'Carcassonne of Carcassonne, and this is my wife, Duchess Schermilde, who will translate for me," he says in heavily accented but still intelligible Bretonnian. The Bretonni came into the Reik basin with the tribes that eventually gave rise to the Empire, and their language has not yet drifted so far as to be unintelligible to you - at least, not among the upper classes. The accent and variations become stronger as you go further down in social class, with the peasantry completely omitting the past tense from their speech and using future tense in its place for reasons you cannot begin to fathom.

"A pleasure," Duchess Schermilde says with a curtsy, making no attempt to translate.
Translation: I wanted you to meet my wife, but couldn't come up with an honest reason that was socially acceptable.
"Likewise," you reply.

The Duke gestures, and the steward and the man who lead you here depart from the room. "You have a plan," he says leadingly.
Translation: You're should speak without me asking, and I don't have the authority to order you.
"The Grey College of the Empire, the Eonir of Laurelorn, and the Dwarves of Karak Eight Peaks seek to enter into a research project together to investigate the Waystones. There's debate as to where the research should be performed, and some feel it would avoid problems if it is located outside all three. So we look to our allies in the west."

"We've been reading up on these Eonir," Schermilde says. "Fascinating people. Dangerous, of course, but only when provoked."
Translation: These Eonir seem like the Asrai.
"Bretonnia does not need monuments to banish evils. But there are many innocents we cannot protect, and Dwarves are good friends to have. We are willing to help."
Translation: We want to help, and the dwarves seem alright.

The omission of the elves, coupled with the previous commentary by the Duchess, suggests wary assumptions regarding the Eonir, conflating them with Asrai.
"Morgiana is too, our upstairs neighbour. She's a busy woman, but she says she's willing to give you a nudge or two in the right direction, and to have one of her helpers join your number."
Translation: This matter has the attention and interest of the Fae Enchantress.
You raise your eyebrows at that. "A generous offer."

Duke Huebald frowns, and exchanges a look with his wife, who nods. "We shall speak unrelatedly of other matters that we are pressed with, but nonetheless able to overcome with thanks to the Lady, so we need no mystical assistance with," she says. "To demonstrate the truth of our chivalrous nature, and so how worthy partners we would be."
Translation: We have a problem that you need to know about.
"Iron Orcs," the Duke says. "Like Black Orcs, but with the armour set into their skin, bearing runes of the Dark Gods. They come from the mountains in greater numbers every year." You grimace at that. Though the greenskins almost always stay true to their native Gods of Gork and Mork, that 'almost' covers more than enough nasty examples to give any ruler cause for concern, and motivation to seek esoteric answers - even if their societal rules prevent them from saying so outright.
Translation not needed here, he says what he means.
"You'll find few places as secure as Castle Carcassonne," Schermilde says, "and we do have some of these stones your letter described in the area, I visited one myself to confirm. And don't worry about supplies - by river we are joined to Quenelles and Brionne, and from Brionne by sea to the world. Though little is made here, anything can be brought here. Morgiana certainly imports plenty of equipment for her experiments."
Translation: We can provide what you need, and put your sneaky self near the experiments of the Fae Enchantress.
You nod. The Bretonnian navy does not consider itself bound by the Lady's prohibition against gunpowder, and as such their Galleons possess a formidable cannon broadside that is more than able to secure the Bretonnian coastline. "There is the question of status. I understand that Bretonnia has different ideas to the Empire about who can hold power..."

"Most know better than to gainsay any magic-wielding women," Schermilde says with a smile. "And besides, you are a Knight of your Realm. Anyone that would not respect either of those is a cur that deserves whatever punishment you deem fitting." The Duke nods firmly. "Oh, and there is another thing. Morgiana said, what was it... 'your friend can visit with you as long as he makes no plans to stay'. Something about a colleague of yours, I suppose?"
Translation: You can do as you like, but don't rock the boat.
"I understand what she means," you say with a nod. You'd heard that Ranald is outright proscribed in Bretonnia, but you didn't have any plans to broadcast your faith of Him so didn't think it would cause problems. But it is nice to have that outright confirmed. "Thank you for meeting with me. I'll let you know as soon as I can where the project will be based out of. Even if it's not in Bretonnia, if it bears fruit we'll do our best to spread the benefits as widely as possible."

"Good intentions have a way of fading with distance," Schermilde replies, her smile a little strained. "Do think it over."
Translation: We don't expect to benefit if we don't host.
 
[X] Laurelorn
[X] Karak Eight Peaks

These are the two I feel will give us the best chance of successfully acheiving the goals of the project. In terms of capabilities, Carcasonne is probably third, but I don't want to work there because it sounds exhausting and I definitely don't want to host it there, because even by the standards of WHF monarchies they're not great; I'd help them out alongside others, but if I was picking where to do the first rollout it wouldn't be there.
the Articles of Magic don't have exceptions for elves and dwarves and maybe some more exotic guests setting up shop to save the world, and the Cult of Sigmar might get shirty with us if we try to crowbar them in under a loophole
I man, they definitely do for dwarfs. Both in the sense that they're priests and thus not covered, and also in the sense that the cult of Sigmar emphatically will not get shirty about runesmiths.
 
Boris is giving off heavy Peter the Great vibes: a larger-than-life personality who is obsessed with reforming Kislev into a relevant political and economic entity with a future that does not include succumbing to Chaos, and also burnish his own political standing as 'the man who made it happen.' And, like the OG Peter, Boris is very bombastic and energetic about what he does and how he does it.

His offer is 100% on the up-and-up and I am expecting a very fun and involved story about a foreign (not-German) advisor in an early-Petrine Russian court.

Or, in other words:

[X] Kislev.
 
[X] Kislev

I haven't had time to read the whole thread but I like the idea of stealing some land from Chaos, and I feel high stakes make for good stories.
 
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If we come up with one that requires the Eonir? There's a strong chance that that's project over, library closed, back to isolationism apart from whatever payment they owe the dwarves.

Not guaranteed, but I don't want to be stuck relying on elves to be forthcoming and outgoing. It's bad enough that we're nigh certain to end up needing the dwarves.
Stumbled across this while randomly pulling up some posts to read, and I wanted to reply to this since it's come up from a number of people. Please don't take all of this as necessarily pointed at you personally - or at anyone personally, really - as such.

I've addressed this before, but it was buried in another giant post. So to reiterate I think this concern is wildly misplaced. The Eonir have been extremely clear that they regard their historical isolationism as a path to creeping extinction by either beastmen or Nordland or a combination of both, and they regard building ties with the Empire as their salvation. The idea that they'd gratuitously screw us over for no apparent motive or reason beyond "lol fuck u we're elves bitches" is nonsensical to me. Especially as they've been extremely clear that they DON'T want to be withholding and isolationist like the Asur:
We've no intention of being the mirror to our cousins of Ulthuan, who always seek to control and only ever grant the meagrest of morsels. We want to build a lasting partnership, and a lasting peace, with the institutions of the Empire, so we can live in peace in our forest.

Further, let's imagine that you don't trust or believe any of that for some reason (I've yet to see anybody suggest an actual reason for the Eonir to do this or to be disbelieved in general beyond "but they're ELVES"). Let's look at it from even just a purely practical perspective. If a solution that required only the Eonir was viable, the Eonir would already have it and wouldn't need to even start this project. So it can reasonably be concluded that any solution that required the Eonir would require the Eonir + somebody else, probably the dwarves. Which means that, even if for reasons unknown to anyone (apparently including even the people suggesting they'd do this) they wanted to, the Eonir couldn't shut down the project without colluding with whatever other partner is necessary to their success.

I'm just going to copy/paste some of what I said before now. Do you think the dwarves would collude with the Eonir to cut Mathilde and the Empire out? Really? Really, though? Even if you somehow think the Eonir would have a motive for that (they actually have the opposite of a motive for that, as previously discussed), you think the dwarves are going to backstab the Empire and Mathilde Weber? Respectively, their greatest ally for two thousand years and the force they directly credit with arresting the decline of the Karaz Ankor and changing the Time of Woes to the Silver Age, and the greatest living dwarf-friend in the entire world who is personally credited with recovering not one but two lost Holds? On behalf of elves? In exchange for, uh, nothing, AFAICT? At least, nobody I've seen has had so much as a suggestion of something that could even theoretically induce the dwarves - literally the dwarves, the "we'd literally rather kill ourselves than betray our oaths or our friends" people - to do this.

To say I'm dubious that this is a valid concern would be like saying the Pacific Ocean is a bit watery.
 
[x] Carcassonne.

[x] Laurelorn.

The Elves are the missing piece of the puzzle we been needing on top of offering an ton of knowledge and wisdom you won't find anyone else in the Old World, or been loss elsewhere forever.

Carcassonne because its gets us into Bretonnia and the Fey Enchantress.
 
Boris is giving off heavy Peter the Great vibes: a larger-than-life personality who is obsessed with reforming Kislev into a relevant political and economic entity with a future that does not include succumbing to Chaos, and also burnish his own political standing as 'the man who made it happen.' And, like the OG Peter, Boris is very bombastic and energetic about what he does and how he does it.

His offer is 100% on the up-and-up and I am expecting a very fun and involved story about a foreign (not-German) advisor in an early-Petrine Russian court.
I think it's already been mentioned, but in canon, he basically single-handedly revived Kislev's economy, military, and native religious institutions. All while being probably one of the finest warriors in the Old World.
 
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