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The second secret came immediately after learning the first and only required manipulating dhar. You can probably achieve the same effect by using Ulgu tongs, but it only serves to make the user more resistant to eating dhar corruption by using a proxy. It still remains a bad idea.
We can definitely achieve the same effect. No probably about it.

No argument about the other stuff.
 
[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.
[X] Karak Kadrin, presenting them with the skull of an old enemy (but not to keep).
[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
[X] Roswita, as she tries to wrap her head around the influx of Battle Wizards.
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
 
I wonder where Mathilde currently stands. I'd like to think that as soon as she completes the basic spellbook (and attains magic 8) she will only lack experience. I'm unsure if she is considered loyal enough since she serves a foreign King, even if he is a dwarf.
On accounts of youth, there might be some issues with the experience.
 
Yes, but I'm pretty sure that Ranauld wouldn't back a vampire, and we got legitimate Godly vouching for her.

But would he back a vampire with the balls to pretend to be a human pretending to be a vampire in a recursive spiral of deception?

I'm also not sure how much free will Warhammer gods actually have. Ranald isn't inherently anti-vampire by his nature in the way that, say, Sigmar is, and if you're mean you could easily say that vampires stealing the spiritual energy of their victims is a symbolic reenactment of his own ascension...

Adding to this if she is a Lahmian, having the blessing of a god of deception is one of the few things that I could imagine would make one of Neferata's brood confident in betraying her. Even the Queen of Vampires is not a god, nor can she easily match the might of the Empire of Man, that is now protecting 'Heidi'.

Just to be clear I'm not saying she is a Lahmian, just that she could be.

She'd probably need a divine artifact like Mathilde's own, given the limitations on divine-vampire interactions, but it is an amusing, if very unlikely idea to contemplate.
 
Guys, keep in mind the other advisors are our colleagues and comrades, who likely have preliminary relationship levels with us.

We kind of need to get along with them.
 
[X] Loremaster: Expert on beekeeping

[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
[x] Princess Edda, to pry for details about her illicit romance with Prince Kazrik.
[x] The Amber College, to see how your donation of Lustrian eggs is going.

I mean we've gotta walk to The Most Interesting Woman of the Empire. I wanna see Kragg be smug. I wan them feels. I want dat gossip. I want to see what they hatched into.
 
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
[X] Karak Kadrin, presenting them with the skull of an old enemy (but not to keep).
[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
[X] Anton, to see how his firearm factory is going.
[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.

[X] On display in the Duckling Club.

Unsure about the Loremasters, the Beekeeper might or might not translate well to The We, same for the forest spiders. The Weaver would give them a good idea of what they have, not so sure about what they want.
 
Adding to this if she is a Lahmian, having the blessing of a god of deception is one of the few things that I could imagine would make one of Neferata's brood confident in betraying her. Even the Queen of Vampires is not a god, nor can she easily match the might of the Empire of Man, that is now protecting 'Heidi'.

Just to be clear I'm not saying she is a Lahmian, just that she could be.
Yeah, while it is possible she's a vampire all the signs point towards her being human. She doesn't display any vampire weaknesses despite being a position that would heavily expose her to them, didn't show a Dhar vortex, a powerful and well informed vampire told us she was human, and she has the blessing and support of a god that will not play well with some of the most basic aspects of vampirism. Any one or two of those could be explained away by her being skilled at concealing herself, lacking those weaknesses, etc, but all of them?

It's technically possible, but I doubt it.
 
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Not sure on the loremaster, but I don't want the weaver just yet... I think we want to ensure the We learns "how to people" before we worry about improving their silk production.
[X] Loremaster: Expert on Forest Spiders
[X] Loremaster: Expert on beekeeping

[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.
I wanna see Kragg be smug about his handiwork being put to good use, and getting a report on the effects of his Rune of Superior Skill.

[X] Karak Kadrin, presenting them with the skull of an old enemy (but not to keep).
Likewise, they don't get to keep it, but we can help them out with accurate record-keeping. Which is very important.

[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
Hopefully we can bond over some Ostland whiskey, and scholarship.

[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
"So, a mutual friend let me know you came into some very good fortune about a year ago... you're welcome."

[X] Write-In: Regimand, so you and you're father figure can be smug together.
Because smugging together is even better than smugging separately.

[X] On display in the Duckling Club.
It's important to provide motivation, and a goal for our juniors to aspire to.

[X] The best reading chair ever.
Make Wilhelmina eat her words about our furniture being lacking.

Reactions in a bit.
 
[X] Loremaster: Expert on beekeeping

[X] Prince Kazrik, as he tries to pry a shipwright loose from Barak Varr.
[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
[X] Roswita, as she tries to wrap her head around the influx of Battle Wizards.
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
[X] Try to find Kasmir in Sylvania.

[X] On display in the Duckling Club.
 
Slamming a thumbtack into a bit of cardstock on my conspiracy board that reads "Ranald has manifested a sliver of himself as the Empress' baby???"

Red line connects to another card which reads "Baby!Ranald grows up to scam Shallya again and now there's two of Him!?!?!?"
And they probably wouldn't even fight to the death like normal clones, since rather than Good and Evil they're split along Chaos and Order lines.
Emperors are elected, not dynastic.
Gosh I wonder if Ranald has a plan for that
 
[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.
[x] Princess Edda, to pry for details about her illicit romance with Prince Kazrik.
[X] Try to find Kasmir in Sylvania.

Picked the three most easy choices (no Roswita because I hope only one of her actions will pass instead of two), plus Kasmir who we don't even know if he is dead or not.
 
I'd like to make an argument against the Beekeeper.

Bees aren't actually intelligent beings! They don't have a "hive mind" either. What they have is a finely crafted set of instincts and problem solving that operates by throwing bees at things to see what works. The We can think and reason and talk.

The expert Weaver is the only one who has to specialize in producing products and selling them in an every-changing market, which is what we're actually trying to educate the We on.
 
We can definitely achieve the same effect. No probably about it.

No argument about the other stuff.
It's still using Dhar. Everyone would still view it as using Dhar. It's still one more step on a path I don't want to take.

Only if the Electors are particularly foolish. They should know better than to risk the Empire becoming a hereditary monarchy.
There's been a straight line of Reikland emperors going back to Luitpold's grandfather. They seem to like giving it to the son unless they have a good reason not to; Dieter IV was the son of the previous emperor as well, for instance. And his Dieter-ness is what stopped that particular succession from continuing.
 
Somebody already knew that "Heidi Haupt-Anderson" was not Gabriella von Bundebad. It wasn't Abelheim's people - they were trying to work out what lineage Gabriella was.
BoneyM said:
I am now free. You should be too. Tell your Magister this:
BoneyM said:
And then a string of names, dozens long, each with a set of letters next to them - H-W and H-BM are the most common, but some have L and others vC. Most of them are unknown to you, but three leap from the page:

GW M. Regimand Speiseschrank, H-BM
GW D. Mathilde Weber, H-BM
C. Gabriella v. Bundebad. vC(?)
Whoever rolled up the east Stirland part of the conspiracy recognised her. Maybe she'd worked with them before - she's clearly a brilliant imposter.

Which leaves the question, is she really a lost Haupt-Anderson?
 
Yeah, while it is possible she's a vampire all the signs point towards her being human. She doesn't display any vampire weaknesses despite being a position that would heavily expose her to them, didn't show a Dhar vortex, a powerful and well informed vampire told us she was human, and she has the blessing and support of a god that will not play well with some of the most basic aspects of vampirism. Any one or two of those could be explained away by her being skilled at concealing herself, lacking those weaknesses, etc, but all of them? It's technically possible, but I doubt it.

There are a whole range of vampiric weaknesses

I also degree that Ranald would play badly with being a vampire. The Deceiver and the Night Prowler seems very well aligned with the vampiric condition, and the Gambler would fit any risk taker, regardless of their species. Only the Protector is a problem, and that's only if the vampire is a tyrant.

You do realise that it currently is, right? The past three holders of the title have been Luitpold, his father and his grandfather.

That's true, which indicates that there's bene a run of foolish electors. It's an extra-strong reason for the Electors to refuse to crown another Reikland Emperor, as it doesn't take a genius to work out they're not far from making it dynastic.

There's been a straight line of Reikland emperors going back to Luitpold's grandfather. They seem to like giving it to the son unless they have a good reason not to; Dieter IV was the son of the previous emperor as well, for instance. And his Dieter-ness is what stopped that particular succession from continuing.

What's the incentive for the Electors to keep doing this though? The Reikland Emperors have apparently been good enough at bribery to pull this off twice, but each time it should get much harder.
 
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Second secret has two versions. One is done directly using dhar, the other is done by using using ulgu/wind as tongs. The second is harder but far less corrupting.
Both versions are the same spell from the Lore of Dhar. It is a spell from the black magic spell list, it's just that it's the starscream of Dhar spells that makes all the others go away.

The Necromancy insight, on the other hand, is us knowing the exact weaknesses of any spells they cast in a way that lets us kick them in the shins.
Yes, but I'm pretty sure that Ranauld wouldn't back a vampire, and we got legitimate Godly vouching for her.
Why not? The only god I can think of with anything intrinsically against vampires would be Morr, because they don't die. All the others just don't like them because they're total jerks, the same as all the other forces of destruction. Vampire worshipers would be very powerful and effective, though, so I don't see why a god wouldn't take one on if the vampire was willing.
Bees aren't actually intelligent beings!
They can do math, they have door guards who accept entrance fees, they can have best bee friends, and they have 'you should go to this place for more pollen' votes and stuff. Bees are smarter than I am sometimes.

The only question is how dwarves interact with them. Beekeepers just kind of gas bees and then take their honey while they're running away or going to sleep.
 
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