Omake: Tales from Goblet-chan
@Questor

Archival for Grogor Summons a Demon (non-canon)

AN: These really should go at the end of the post, but I feel like explaining this post. I'm not doing an Archival thing like I usually do, just for this one April Fool post. Because it is non-canon, but it is in the main threadmarks, and April Fool's .... Thus, an omake!

Tales from Goblet-chan of Gobletsville in the Gerbil Mountains of our glorious Empire!
aka
Folktales found inside the Griffonia Empire (Pre- and Post- Discord), collected by Goblet, imperial griffon merchant.

Ol' Emperor
Once, there was a merry old king
A merry old king were we
We called for the stars
Demanded the sea
Boring old kings were we


Note: In a far away town there is a second verse. Couldn't find any other places that would tell this one though. Probably a isolationist quirk.

We stand among thieves
Battered in muck
Stolen luck
Boreas, Gryphus leaves
Once, we all were merry old kings


Took a Trip
Never had I seen,
a more astonishing sight than Yule.
Resplendent in green
My eyes lost diamond pearls that day

Never had I seen
Rocks the size of houses
Carved from broken spleen
My wings lost ashes that day

Never can I see
My home from which I started
Trading to all that would give wealth to me
One question I'll pay fortunes for my home to answer
You'll, remember me?


Note: No idea where this one is from. Found it in a cave with an arrow in a mushroom griffon statue. Very odd carving technique. I could almost swear the words moved, and that the arrow wasn't part of the statue. A knee is an odd place for an arrow though.

Had to be done
The emperor is with us.
Hoorah! Hoorah!
Discord is dead
Hoorah! Hoorah!

Forever are we free
Forever will we reign
Look at our glee
Hoorah! Hoorah!

The emperor is with us!
The empire will ascend!
Discord is dead!
Hoorah! Hoorah!

Forever are we free
Forever will we reign
Glorious, resplendent, dazzling
Gryphus, forever!

Hooray!


Note: Remember that festive atmosphere from shortly after the empire was reunited? This song/poem thing is from that.
 
Omake: Wrath of The Guard
Wrath of The Guard

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Pegicles

If you are reading this letter, then I commend you for even bothering to uphold the necessity of doing so.


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"Glory to House Storm," cheered Officer Thunder Flash as he raised a mug of wine. His comrades around the campfire cheered with him with a rambunctious fervour. "Am I right, or am I right?"

"YEAAAH!!"

"Buck those White Star flankholes!"

"Glory to House Storm!"

"I bet those White Star colts are pissing themselves right now," rumbled a soldier next to him. "They must have thought themselves so smart hiding behind their fancy magic until our leader, Pegicles the Stormmaker, kicked their flanks so ard, they don't have much of a rear flank no more!"

Everypony roared in howling laughter, even Thunder Flash couldn't help himself. The glow of the fire made their shadows dance on the trees of the forest and beyond.

Then the campfire inexplicability spluttered out and all laughter stopped.

"What the bu-"

A bright light shot out through the darkness and Thunder Flash felt warm blood splash over his face. The soldier who had sent him and his comrades into laughter seconds earlier collapsed in a heap on the ground choking on his own blood.

"UNICORN!" Thunder Flash shouted. "Everypony take to the skies-"

None of them did.

A plethora of lights cut down the entire squad without mercy. Thunder Flash felt two of them punch through his heart and the last thing he saw was the dark ground rushing up to kiss him.

Moments later, a glow of amethyst light from a unicorn's horn illuminated the killing area. A certain unicorn Lieutenant stepped out from behind a tree with a stare of professional disdain at the bodies of those who served the Stormmaker.

Several more unicorns stepped into the light, all of them garbed in the fine armour of the Royal Guard of Maretonia. Along with them were a few former civilians covered in boiled leathers and armed with sharp spears.

"Make sure all of them are dead," ordered Amethyst Dawn. "Then take their weapons and armour, they'll no longer be needing them."

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You already know what this letter is about, so let's not dance around the troll in the room with words and trivialities and get straight to the point.

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Officer Breazy Wind wakes up to a blade's edge touching her throat.

"Ah, Ah, Ah! I would not be making any sudden moves if I were you my fellow mare."

She sees a young colt in the armour of Maretonia's Royal Guard with a smile that does not reach his eyes, his hoof-blades are sharp and it's all she can do to not gulp. Beyond him, she can see three more of his comrades staring at her with looks of either apathy or contempt.

Their hoof-blades are stained with blood.

"If you haven't already realized, all your fellow soldiers are dead and soon you will be too," the colt says to her without breaking his smile. "There's just one thing we need from you before I send you to Tartarus, what are the patrol routes for roads and skylines around Roam for the officers of House Storm?"

There is a hoof-blade in the bag she rests her head on every night, if she can just reach it without any of them noticing...

"I wasn't given much information on where the rest of the officers would patrol…" she says slowly as she inches her hoof upwards. "But I think I know where two of them are."

"Do you think or do you know?" the young colts asks.

"I-I do know where they are, I'm just trying to remember!"

"Remember faster."

"I'm trying you treasonous whoreson! You may kill me today, but when the Stormmaker learns of this-"

In the moment that she is seconds before finishing her sentence, his eyes flicker to her moving hoof and he knows.

"He won't."

The colt sharply pulled back his hoof-blade and Breazy Wind knew no more.

"Ahh… what a waste. Search the supplies, perhaps we'll find something there."
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What you did was nothing less than an honorless crime, one that would have made our late queen weep tears of sorrow for the thousands of Maretonian lives lost and the senseless destruction unleashed upon our land.

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Officer Heavy Trot regretted all his life choices the moment he clashed with the strongest pony he'd ever faced.

They had been patrolling on one of the roads that led to Roam, it was a quiet march with the occasional cough and quiet banter when suddenly there had been an explosion of smoke that had sent his fellow soldiers into a panic.

Just as he tried to rally them, they were suddenly ambushed by none other than the Royal Guard of Maretonia!

Why are they attacking us? He had thought. They had sworn that they wouldn't take any sides in the war! It must have been a trick of some kind from House White Star, surely the ponies of the Royal Guard weren't dishonourable curs who broke their word. It didn't make sense.

And yet, not counting the militia that wore red tunics underneath leather armour, each and every one of the guard fought like manticores against a hated foe. It was nothing like he'd ever faced in the skirmishes with house White Star. Any pegasi that tried to escape the fighting were cut down from the skies with bolts of magic or intercepted by enemy pegasi.

Heavy Trot then saw a middle-aged pony with a smaller one - Lieutenants? - killing a group of his comrades with relative ease. Battlefield-rage had grown within him and with a cry to House Storm and the Stormmaker, he charged at the middle-aged pony.

And then came to regret everything when his foe smacked him around like a filly.

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She once spoke fondly of you, our queen. 'A loyal general and duke if there ever was one, if a bit rash.' We have never truly met face to face but I took those words to heart, do you know why?

I know war requires us to do things that we think ourselves incapable of doing before we drench our hooves in blood, I learned this myself when I too fought against the barbarian tribes in my first days as a soldier of Maretonia. Knowing you had done the same and still remembering the words of my queen, I wondered if we were the same in some ways. I was cautiously ready to believe in the best in you if I ever saw it.

But now I realize that we couldn't be any more different. Where I end lives for the sake of Maretonia and for the sake of our late queen, your actions have shown me that you end lives for the sake of furthering your own ambition by any means necessary.


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In the skies of Maretonia, the last thing pegasus Officer Wind Strike ever saw was the angriest pegasi he'd ever seen dive-bombing right towards him. His last thought was that he really shouldn't have left his squadron behind.

Wind Strike's squadron would never find him, he would be later listed as MIA.

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Honour would tell me that we, The Royal Guard of Maretonia, should renounce our neutrality this instant and oppose you at every turn. But I consider myself one who puts reason before honour.

You will be pleased to know that we will not intervene in the civil war that grips our kingdom despite your part in it's suffering.

But should you
ever create another storm and use it on Maretonian soil again, we shall give you a battle in which you will not find any sense of victory.

So don't do it again.

Captain-General Marecinas of The Royal Guard of Maretonia
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A/N: The assassinations you see here are the ones that haven't been seen by the House Storm outposts, except perhaps the first one by Amethyst Dawn, but she knew that her one was going to be noticeable despite the cover of darkness.

Everyone and @Questor tell me what you think! (I would like whatever the bonus is going to go to the Appeal to the Praetorians mini-turn action)
 
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Omake: Let's play Total War: Disharmony-The Griffonian campaign, Ep 2
AN: I co-opted the flags @Firebringer2077 made for the "in-game flag". I feel it fit for the "Golden-Feather Victorious" Griffonian path.


Non-canon Omake: Total War Disharmony - "Let's play Total War: Disharmony - The Griffonian campaign. Ep 2: EGG"

*A video. It's thumbnail depicts a giant egg rolling down a hill. Seagulls are chasing it, with speech-bubbles repeating the word "Mine!".
Among the seagulls, a pair of griffons with crowns on their heads are ripping apart bird after bird, both of them also repeating the mantra.*

The screen opens up to the camera hovering over the faction capital.


"Hello ladies and gents, It's ****** back here again to continue on our great quest to murderize all the people specializing in their own special fairy dust, with good old steel, gunpowder and our gigantic -"

*Click*

*CENSORED FOR THE YOUNGER AUDIENCE, STAND BY.*

*Click*


"In the last episode we just had our pet terminator decapitate our chief rival.
Interesting mechanic of this game: unlike good old' Total War Warhammer, most lords can die."

"The time in-game actually moves forward, people get older; basically you got to go all out Crusader Kings in this shebang and make certain you have a ready pool of assholes to sit on the throne.
Some factions have it easy, with complete control over who will replace the big boss, others can vote random people in so you can never lose all of your Lords as long as you have active general-class characters still under your banner."

"Note we actually have an heir of our own, I kinda skipped his birth since he's too young to show any stats."

"The thing is, Griffonians are one of the unlucky sods that can't do any of that. It's all hereditary - unless the next in line really breathes in the total failure, you can't even disinherit them by paying with stability or gold or by sacrificing some poisoned dagger artifacts.
And as it was, Brochard completely failed to get it on before his impromptu, very metal battlefield funeral."

"You remember when I talked about my spies rising unrest in Aquillea? Mechanically this is done by changing the allegiance scores in their lands. Coupled with the fact that with the death of the last Lord character a Griffon Faction destabilizes with different results depending on their status and -
Let me show ya:"

The camera quickly scrolls up until the camera is hovering all of Griffonia. Roughly two-thirds of the shown map is colored in Gryphus' colors

"Yeah. That kinda happened."

"With two thirds control over Griffonia, our Lord's diplo bonus and the excellent relations between us and the Wingbardians, it's time to have...
DE REFERENDUM!"

*Spooky music*


"We push this button here and call a general meeting between all the faction heads - which is just us, the super-turtle and some random city state merchants with lots of money, at this point - maybe haggle some details but honestly, we are unifying Griffonia so quickly and with most of the economy totally intact that I'l just use give minimal concessions. slihgly lessening my tax income but guaranteeing total integration and -"

On the map, territorial borders changed colors to a Golden hue with a red trim. All flags also changed, representing the new changes.

"Just like most things in this game, your nation can mold or shift itself depending on how you've played or what their in-game experiences have been."
The camera zoomed to the nearest flag.
"This is the flag that you most often get when playing as Golden-Feather and successfully uniting Griffonia with minimal needed bloodshed."



"If more games were developed with this much care, we would have more gamers.
Psst game developers: Hint hint nudge nudge,"

"So now we can start cracking into the global stage before others do and pool our resources together to set up a real economy. Let's hope everything goes well.
We also get a random event now them, randomly opening paths for our armies and navies to use to discover new lands to conquer... or well, ally I suppose."

"Do you guys think I should bother roleplaying as Golden-Feather and try keeping my conquest to acceptable targets only? This game is one of the few...
Actually, is it the only Total War game where you can win something else than a conquest victory during the normal campaign? There's the Vortex campaign in Warhammer, but any where the main, primary campaign offers a way to win that doesn't demand total map paint mastery?"

"Answer those questions down below, I wanna know."

*Timeskip of Awesome*

"So we have been going forward a tad and then... well, this happened."

*Event Screen Turn On.*
*"Abandoned dragon egg"*


"A dragon egg. I've never gotten this event before. Tons of possible events in this game, some of them very minor... but this one I think is a bigger one: you can see it with the way this event has that egg next to a fully animated fireplace thing going on."

"We can sell it as a curiosity... or we can hatch it, with still unknown effects, although it says that possibilities are effected by the skills and character traits of our lord and other characters used in this action."

"We aren't magical so we can't turn it into magic ingredients and we aren't short of hard cash, so I guess mystery box?
OK, we need to slot in a few people... OK, so we need our Lord, and two characters - the positive outcome needing one with good learning and the other being good at martial in case of bad rolls...
A fourth slot is left blank, the magic symbol telling us that we can't pick it because we have no mages under our employ as of now.
With an extra note that certain character traits can lead to new outcomes..."

"Our research adviser fits the first, our wife fits the second, plus the spousal bonus should make our lord's rolls even better. And what we get is..."

*Event Screen shift, sounds of dice rolling on a table while the results are calculated.*
*"Successful Hatching!"*


"So the egg hatches and we get multiple options - with some of them grey'd out. Let's look at those first:
We can't harvest the dragon for magical regents - dark, man.
Wow, a xenophobe option of just killing it for an XP - and Prestige boost? Damn, man.
We also can't 'tame the monster' to become our future attack dog."

"What the fuck, developers? You have issues, man.
Never stop making games!
This feeds the dark side of my heart!"

"Now to the options available for us:
We can place the dragon - her, to be precise, apparently only the 'good options' care of the gender of the thing - to the care of a minor noble house or some institution, the basic run-of-the-mill good options.
We can send it to a Knight Grandmaster to be taught the art of badassery or..."

'Available to traits Kind, Xenophile or Pragmatic
You adopt -'

*Scene-shift of Doom*

*Click. Click?*
"Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?"
*Click-click-click-click -*

*Scene-shift of Disharmony*


"So we have a dragon daughter now!"
 
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Omake: Straightforward Words (Canon)
Omake: Straightforward words (Summit of Roam omake)

Negotiations don't happen in seconds. Most agreements aren't struck down or accepted after a single hour of debate.
It's because of this that there are many breaks and rest periods, designed to calm the different parties and give them moments to digest the arguments and details thrown during the periods of actual work.

At the start of one of such breaks, Gawain finally took a particular action he had been considering, ever since he realized the distrust and exhaustion plaguing Marecinas.

"May we share a few words before we leave to rest? Outside of the negotiation table, that is."

Marecinas calculating stare was cold, but be it his own, steady gaze or her curiosity, she finally nodded and motioned to the side of the large room. Far away from others, but still clearly in the line of sight of many Royal Guards and Gawain's own escorts on duty.
As they reached the room's corner, the mare turned and nodded without saying a word.

Gawain took a moment to gather his thoughts.

"You are always looking at what we will gain from all this. Searching for the hidden dagger - the fine print in the loan contract.
You're right, we do have something to gain."

Marecinas eyebrows rose but a small smidgen. A lesser diplomat might not have noticed, but Gawain had the skill to note it.

"We want a Maretonia that we can coexist with.
The slavery aspect... we both now that if Maretonia keeps going as normal after the war, even if we kept out of the civil war ourselves, we would just find conflict later on anyway.
Let's not lie to each other over that."

"But there's a matter I feel you've plausibly not taken note of.
This - all of this.
It doesn't need to be a zero-sum game."

Marecinas's stare turned hard, frigid.
"That's what most say, before taking more than they are giving. "

Gawain's face drops a smidgen, showing a small, intentional window of shared pain.

"We both know that from experience, Captain-General.
May I speak of a common sayings?"

Marecinas, her eyes drooping as he was expecting another 'hilarious' nobleborn's quip, nodded slightly.

"The original saying goes like this:"

"Give a griffon a fish, you will feed him for day.
Teach a griffon to fish, you will feed him for a lifetime."

"Basic. Normal.
My family has another take on that: "

"You take someone's fish, you feed yourself for a day.
You teach someone to fish three times better, one third fill find itself on your plate."

As Gawain turns to follow his already departing staff, he gives Marecinas a last quip:

"We don't want to raze your fields of grain, Captain-General.
We want to help you reap higher yields, with what you already have."

"If that is still selfish... well, I'll say it's still an improvement."

Marecinas left the room a minute later, still in thought.

@Questor
 
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Omake: Equestria Girls: Griffonia Preparatory Academy
You know.... I keep thinking on Equastrian Girls and I keep picturing things in that context.



Griffonia Preparatory Academy
Description: A large manor like school, spread out over a large property housing schooling from elementary to college and specializing in engineering and sciences. Features a distinct griffon theme with their mascot being the Fighting Griffons.

Noteable people who run the academy

Headmaster Goldenfeather
Vice Headmistress Goldenfeather
Coach Konrad
Mr Boom the Applied Chemistry professor
Mr Ravenburg the Janitor
Miss Frida the economics teacher
Ms Gisa the world Politics teacher
Doctor Archimedes the head of your engineering and sciences program


Noteable Students

Gawain Goldenfeather, Student Council President and son of the headmaster. Personable and popular, he is the charismatic leader of the student body.

Isabelle Brissette: Niece of one of the schools rival's headmaster who was arrested for assorted crimes. Transferred over once his school was shut down and has been facing the stygma of her uncle's actions. Good friends with Gawain who has been trying to get her to run for student council.

Ki Seong: A transfer student from East Dragon Academy she has become close friends with Gawain and tends to be quite fun when she lets her hair down.

Sebastian Rainfeather: Vice President and Son of one of the schools major backers he is cunning and intelligent as they come and it is this intelligence that makes it hard for him to make friends. Luckily he met Gawain and they become best friends and he is one of the few who can match him in his games.

Gwyndlyn Golden-Feather: Adopted daughter of the headmaster who is well known for her leading of the Gardening club which helps maintain the grounds of the Academy.

Gilda Goldenfeather: Little sister to Gawain she is coming into her own and is showing great skill in managing affairs and speaking with others. (not much screentime as not much developement here)

Gleaming Pearl: Adopted daughter of the headmaster she is the resident geology nut who has already made great strides in artificial crystal growth that has netted her quite bit of renown. Is a bit of a nerd when it comes to crystals.



Other Academies


East Dragon Academy is an one of Griffonia Prep's major rivals and allies. The two often performing student transfers and collaboration events together. It is quite a pleasant relationship. Current Headmaster is Koryū Ryuō.

Canterbury Highschool is one of the more recent academies and, through mutual disdain of Maretonia Prep's habit of poaching students, working them to the bone, and then claiming credit for their work they have become allies.... However recent events have made Griffonia suspicious as it appears they may have had a hand in Maretonia's dire straits... Is noted for being a highly religious school with a heavy focus on theology.


Maretonia Prepratory Academy: A formerly high ranking school with a bad habit of poaching and swindling students into joining and then working them to the bone to support their richer, higher ranking students at the cost of their own grads. Lately with the mysterious and sudden retirement of the previous headmistress the school is now divided between four different groups. First is the Gym Teacher Pegicles who recently sabotaged and and destroyed a great deal of the student's work causing many to transfer out and make school hard for those remaining. Second was Marecinas, former vice headmistress who is doing her best to keep the school afloat as the other forces duke it out around her. Professor Haygle, who was struck the hardest with his high grade, high profile students having their work utterly demolished, it was only with the help of their resident science club they managed to get through it at all. And lastly Miss Ambrosia, the kindly cosmetology teacher who looks after and tries to help the students who got swindled into coming to the school. They also tend to look down on her due to her teaching sex ed... Is known to get along very well with the Janitor Ravenburg. Lately with help from Griffonia prep she has made great strides in improving the lower ranking student's positions but it is little compared to the other two groups.

All in all it is looking bad for the school...


Yakyaki High: The newest school on the block, formerly a large group of home schoolers and tutors they have been gathered an organized under the latest headmaster Rutherford. They have a good relationship with Griffonia Prep and while they maintain their pride in not accepting charity they are more than welcome to exchange programs.


Libertalia Learning Program: A loose group of tutors and homeschool teachers who have a very free approach to teaching. Formerly responsible for helping to poach students after a powerful legal display they have more or less agreed to fall behind Griffonia Prep. They have profitted quite well from it. Main contact with the group is Mr Hoof.



Headmaster: Garrick Goldfeather
Description: A middle aged man with blonde hair beginning to just barely grey around the sides though still fit, strong, and imposing with many smile lines on his face. Runs the school well with his wife and vice principle and his son, the student council president as well as his other children.

Gabriella Golden-Feather: A woman getting on to middle age with grace and poise. Still strong as ever and clever to boot. Is very proud of what they have managed.

Coach Konrad: Probably the strongest and most athletically skilled of anyone in the school. Is a legend among the sports teams and the trophy hall and school records are all mostly held by him. Is seen with a sort of awe by anyone in the sports program. Is well known not only for uncovering Headmaster Brochard's illicit activities but also for beating Black Crystal High's headmaster in one on one sports games despite his cheating not once, not twice, but three times with nothing but sheer unadulterated skill.

Mister Rook: Headmaster of Crystal Heart Highschool he is currently keeping things running smoothly while the highschool is aided by Griffonia high. Has been considering just becoming a branch school due to how much aide they are receiving but has yet to make that jump.

Mr Ravenburg: The school Janitor. An ordinary man but also acts as the Headmaster's eyes and ears throughout the school. May or may not be the head of the secret Janitor Union....

Miss Frida: A currently slightly frazzled economics teacher who helps handle the school budget.

Mr Lin: A teacher currently on loan from Canterbury high. He teaches advanced physics.

Miss Gisa: The world politics teacher who also helps support the student counsel.

Mr Boom: An explosion loving applied chemistry teacher. Enjoys starting and ending his lessons with a bang and does his best to make sure each lesson is a blast.

Doctor Archimedes: The brilliant man who leads your science and engineering program he is brilliant beyond words and his papers have granted the school incredible renown and made Griffonia Prep's Engineering and Sciences program the best in the nation.



Anyway just idly musings that rambled on. Hope it is good enough for a threadmark
 
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Omake: The Measure of Truth (Canon)
AN: Welp. Late again. Yay.

The Measure of Truth​

There was another clash today in the Crystal city.

A group of Crystal ponies and Griffons had staged a protest directly outside the Growing Maretonia ghetto, demanding that the refugees leave the Crystal Protectorate and the Empire at large, and return to their lands. A counter protest had sprung up in response, composed of said refugees and sympathetic Crystal ponies, and the two groups had confronted each other outside of the ghetto. The Guard had managed to disperse the protesters before it had turned violent but it wasn't to be the last time this happened.

Consul Ivory Rook had condemned the protesters, saying that they did no speak for the Crown, and such prejudice and violent intent would not be allowed against the refugee of Maretonia. But the damage was done. Accusations abound, and tensions grow daily, though kept to the ghetto and outer parts of the city.

Meanwhile, more refugees flooded across the border into Griffonia and the Protectorate, the abolitionist movement had stalled, House White Star was essentially dead in the water,
and House Storm seemed unstoppable, and would soon turn on the Empire, and destroy all in their wake. The Empire Squabbles and argues, with His Imperial Majesty unable to convince the Imperial Court to act. The Empire stands alone, with their so-called allies having refused to aid the Emperor. Beware, to the time is nigh, and the Empire Stands alone against the darkness

Or so the gossip went.

Lies and slander, schemed and whispered the gossipmongers and the doomsday criers, so determined to spread their lies.

Infact, the naysayers are House Storm spies and agents, planted to spread their lies and defeatist attitudes. In actuality, key sources have stated the Emperor, his Imperial Majesty of Nippon, the Royarch of Canterbury and The Yak King have formed a coalition, and stand ready to smash aside the Slaving Despots, and establish true Imperial, free rule upon the broken nation. Maretonian citizens and slaves cry out to be liberated and brought under imperial freedom and protection. Soon, his Glorious Divine Majesty Will gives the word, and the Crusade will begin. All Hail the God Emperor of Griffonia!!!

And on and on it went.

The Emperor was being tricked, the Emperor was tricking them, he was secretly a dragon, no a god, he was all these things, and none of these things, the Maretonia refugees and a million other versions or variations, are whispered in taverns and shouted in public squares throughout the Empire. Each a different version, a different belief. A different prejudice. A million different stories. A million different truths and agendas and lies.

Egwain never cared much for gossip and lies.

He rather preferred to hear and speak the truth, no matter what it was. Pure, raw, brutal and uncompromising truth. It had served him so far, though to his benefit or ill, well, who knew. If people couldn't handle it, well. Not his fault, not his problem.

That attitude was probably the reason for his current situation.

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Egwain ran and slipped through the crowd of evening and morning workers and and townspeople, his dark blue cloak and honey gold coat glowed dimly in the tunnels faint light. His natural skills at running away, having been honed over two decades of his lifeallowed him to easily move through the swarthy Griffons, glimmering Ponies and hulking Diamond Dogs. Unfortunately he still startled those around him with his rush, causing a few Ponies to start and jump away, which caused them to bump into others, which created more commotion. Well shit, that would basically alert his pursuers his presence annnd judging by the yells and calls, that would seem to be the case.

Fantastic.

'Well at least it would slow down his pursuers, he mused sardonically, as he cleared the crowd, 'though it might just kill me in the process.' Running a bit forward more, he slowed a moment to look over his shoulder and seeing that, yes, his little mess had caused quite a blockage of the tunnel, making his unwanted followers have to shove and scramble about. Well, that would hold them, but not for long. He was about to continue on in way, when a shrill cry met his ears, and looking back, and he saw, to his shock and delight, that one of the pursuers had accidentally shoved a small demigryph filly to the ground, scraping her front paw.

Well that solved things quite nicely.

Egwain smilled as the crowd turned into a enraged mob, and unable to resist the temptation, made eye contact with the lead Griffon, who was unfortunately being accosted by a angry female Griffon twice his size, and what appeared to be her Husband, a Diamond Dog, trying to calm her down. He was a squat fellow with a peach gold fur coloring who dull yellow eyes were filled with frustration and panic as the female hoisted him by the scruff of his collar and screamed abuse in his face, the husband trying futilely to soothe her ire.

His eyes made contact with the rather unfortunately inconveniencd Griffon, and as his emerald eyes met dull yellow, he smiled, and rubbed his middle talon on the side of his beak. The Griffon seemed to swell with rage, and started to shout insults and curses, but that quickly turned to panic as he was quickly reminded of the irate Griffonness, who seemed to think he was insulting her, and escalated her enraged squaking, and drew the ire of the previously calm husband.

Egwain smiled, and chuckling, continued on his way at a more sedate pace onwards, listening to the panicked cries and half legible pleas and explanations of the Griffon and his friends as the crowd closed in, and turned around the bend of the tunnel, flowing with the rest of the crowd that wasn't in the middle of the squabble. Soon, the noises died, and were replaced with the regular rhythm of paws and hooves on stone, and the flow and hum of chatter echoing the stone walls. Egwain found himself listening in to some of the conversations, and his smile grew, listening to the events and conversations of every day life.

Such simpleness, such honesty. He had loved it when he first came to the Imperial Capital and he loved it now. What to buy, what not to buy, flirting and jesting, how friends and lovers are doing, who fancied who. Sure, there was gossip, but not the kind that ruined lives. He'd seen what that kind of gossip was.

Was he biased? Probably. Was he wrong? Maybe, but that was par for the course. You didn't survive as long as he had and not have a few biases. But he considered them small, compared to some others he had seen.

Soon, the tunnel opened, and as Egwain passed through the archs at the tunnels entrance and found himself standing above a cliff, he was treated to a familiar, but awe inspiring sight.

Diamond Town.

Built centuries ago by the Diamond Dogs before the unification and integration of the Empire, and it had been carved out of the stone itself beneath the Imperial Capital to serve as the home to the Packs that had lived here for centuries. Originally, it had been small, and consisted only of the Packs and a few Griffons and Ponies. It hadbit of an open secret among the general populace of the Empire, or at least the Griffons.

Being claustrophobic, most Griffons had avoided it, and quite a few noble families with more... racist tendencies had advocated for its destruction, fearing a formerly enemcity literally beneath the Empires boots. However, with the passing of time and fusing of peoples and cultures, ( and, though Egwain didn't know if it was true, gossip that the Imperial Heir Prince Gawain has been spotted coming down here a few times with a favored lady,) it had grown larger, and more crowded, as more and more Griffons and Ponies moved down below to the city for work or relationships bloomed.

He remembered the first time he had arrived here, staring in awe at the sheer size and ingenuity of the city. He had loved it immediately, and it had become his home.

His home.

Shouts came from behind, startlingly Egwain awake from his revelry, and Egwain groaned inwardly as he realized that as he had been standing in place, gawking like a fool. He really needed to stop doing that. Over the commotion, he recognized the familiar squawk of his Griffon pursuers. Well, that didn't last long. Maybe next time... no no, get away now, think later.

Egwain hurried ahead, moving down the stone stairs and path that led down to the city. He slid in and out of the crowd, making his excuses and apologies when he bumped into an old pair of Dogs, the two hunched figures just huffing and turning back to their talk with a muttered youngsters these days, back in this ones day... fading as he moved on past and out of hearing, now running.

Eventually, he reached the bottom, and, looking quickly up to see that, yes, they were still coming and getting closer why are you waiting fool barreled down a stone avenue to his left. A shout from above told him they had spotted him. Great.

He entered another alley, and turned left, and as he ran past a bewildered Griffon and Pony Pair, wondered, not for the first time, why he hadn't just flown down, it would have been much quicker but no he had too- No, No, stay on topic. It should be about... There!!

The alley ended, and he found himself, not for the first time, outside of a large brick and stone worked building. It was larger than he remembered, but as the music and laughter drifted out through the open door and windows, and the smell of roasted meat and good food filled him, he knew it was the place, as sure as the sign above the door.

'Big Mamas'

The slap and padding of running hooves and paws begin him alerted him that no, he hadn't lost them, and he turned and ran into the tavern/restaurant.

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Inside, stone and wood meshed and covered the walls and ceiling, with the floor made of stone plates and covered in small designs. Banners and Tapestries covered the walls, each a different design. Pillars and arches of brick and wood led to the ceiling. A thin layer of wood smoke filled the air, the smell adding to the smell of food. Seated at tables along the wall, patrons and diners were already in their meals and drink, Diamond Dogs, Griffons and Ponies all. Fine, crimson cloth draped the tables and chairs, made of a deep colored rosewood inflayed with small gems, and a small Diamond Dog played a strange long bowed instrument in the corner. Near the back, a large doorway led into the kitchen, where sounds of pots and pans clattered and shouted commands and requests drifted outward.

In the middle of the tavern, the regular crowd of workers gathered around the stone bar, chatting and laughing with joy and delight, and drinking from large, stone mugs, the Griffons amongst them using wooden tankards. In the middle of it all, towering over the crowds, laughing as she poured a drink for her thirsty children, was a massive, comely coal and snow colored Diamond Dog Female, dressed in her dirty apron and simple clothes. Big Mama.

Egwain ran full tillt through the door, almost knocking over the waitress at the door, who let out a squawk of shock, and flexing his wings, jumped over a table, and almost kicking a very surprised and very round pony in the face, soared over and landed directly behind the bar, and curled up into a ball behind the Female Alpha.

The tavern froze, shocked. Then, after a few moments, resumed what they were doing.

The Alpha cleaned a empty mug with a dirty rag, and, not looking down at the ball of shivering Griffon fur at her feet, shifted over a bit, and looked at the door, purple eyes flat, smile frozen on her face, waiting. They stumbled in, panting and out of breath. None of the patrons even do much as looked up from their meals.

There were four of them. All Griffons, all male. All young. A waitress moved towards them, but the leader, a squat barrel of a Griffon, fine clothes mushoved past her, and stormed over to the bar, his fur ruffled and coat out of place. His compatriots followed, having caught their breath. Mama raised an eyebrow, and the conversation around the bar died. The Griffon approached, and flanked by his compatriots, glared at the female Dog. She simply stared back, smiling.

"Where is he?" The Griffon growled, his voice a high timbre of a whine. Mama raised her eyebrow again, and setting down her rag, ponies a massive paw above her to a sign above the bar. The Griffon squinted, and saw that it said:

Rule One of Mama: Say Please.

The Griffon stared, stunned as Mama went back to pouring drinks, the conversation starting up again at the bar, his fellows looked at each other in concern. Eventually, the Griffon, after a moment of composure and internal debate, cleared his throat, and looking at the Alpha, said in a more composed voice, " Where is he... please?"

Mama, after pouring her drinks, looked back at the Griffon, and spoke in a loud, motherly and slightly accented voice. "Whose He, dear? Am not sure who he is?" The Griffon puffed up, enraged. " The Griffon who just ran in here, the scoundrel in the blue cloak, who else could I be talking about!?!" Mama smiled again, and leaned over the counter, looking down at the Griffon, towering over him like a giant. " Am not sure who you mean, child. The only Griffons who just came in would be you five. Speaking of which, can' be getting you anything? This is a business." She motioned to a waitress, a pretty female Griffon, who flew over, smiling kindly.

The Griffons behind the leader started mumbling to each other, unsure. The leader stubbornly pressed on, glaring at the smiling Matron, who was looking back expectantly. " No, I know I saw him come in here. I know you are hiding him!!" Mama raised an eyebrow, and leaning back up, looking at the waitress, waved her away. She turned back to the Griffons, paws on her massive hips. " 'Have no reason to hide anything. This is a mere business, no reason for trouble." Be that as it may, I still insist that you-" "And what did this Griffon do to make you so angry? Why would this one help such a Griffon who makes others so angry?" She interrupted the Griffon, looking with motherly concern and hurt in her voice. Around her, the other Diamond Dogs and Griffons grumbled in anger, looking at the group.

The Griffons behind him muttered and talked, becoming less and less sure. The Leader, on the other hand, puffed up again, though he was still dwarfed by those around him, and seemed ready to explode. "That is House Leadenwings business, not yours!!" He barked glaring at the still smiling Dog, who just nodded. " This one understands," she said, nodding again , resting her massive paws on the counter and leaned over again, looking at them all. "But still, 'cannot help you if this one doesn't know whom you speak, especially if none has been seen." She spoke, looking at those patrons closest to her, who shook their heads. " So," Mama said, again interrupting the lead Griffon, who looked like he was about to say something, " Can this one help you with anything else, or will you be leaving? Can this one get you any food?" The Griffon started again, but at a whispered word from one of his companions, he seemed to deflate, sighing deeply. "No, Madam. It seems not. Good Evening." And they turned, and left the tavern, deflated and defeated.

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" So, what was it this time?" Big Mama sighed as she seated Egwain at a table far in the corner, a plate of food a drink in front of him. The Female Dog looked at him, staring down at the Griffon, who smiled winningly and looked back, blinking innocently. " It was nothing Mama, just a misunderstanding. He took a statement about his sister too seriously that's all." Mama stared, eyebrow raised, paws on hips, exasperation and amusement playing on her face. He stared back.

Finally she sighed, and patted Egwain on the back, which almost knocked him out of his seat. "You were lucky tonight child, but you may not be so again. That honesty of yours may just get you killed one day." Egwain gasped and stared in mock shock, placing a paw over his heart. " Mama you wound me!! I merely speak the truth as I see it, it's not my fault no one else likes it!" The Alpha Female snorted, and shaking her head, and another affectionate pat, walked back towards her kitchen and bar.

Egwain watched her go, smiling softly. A mother of ten, she had built this place from nothing, twenty years ago and had run it with her children and for years. Barely in her fortieth year, she barely looked her age, and was a warming and loving Alpha. She had children of her on yes, and yet that did not stop her from basically adopting all who came into her restaurant, regardless of who or what they were. Even him.

His smiled faded, and he looked down at the plate of food before, and started eating slowly.

Yes, even him.

He had often wondered, in his darkest days, what good his honesty was. What Measure of Truth was he willing to live with. Truth can hurt. It can wound and maim people, and yes, get him into a lot of trouble. But then he remembered the lies. The gossip

He had hated lies and gossip since he was young. He had seen what they could do, especially in his family. The lies and false promises. The scheming and squabbling. Then, it had all crashed down, with him as the result.

It had been inevitable, the maids and servants had whispered and chatted as they moved through his family home, and tore down his life. It had been merely at matter of time, said the soldiers amongst themselves, as they clapped his family in irons, and led them away, leaving him behind. A family of Schemers and liars has no place in the great game, said the preening nobles and sycophants, they should have sided with the right side, they gossiped and prattled.

He believed them.

He could have blamed the Empire, the emperor, the world. But he couldn't. He wouldn't. It was only right.

It was only right that a family of schemers and liars who had supported Brochard against the Emperor should lose everything. They had believed Brochards lies, and it had cost them everything. This was the price for their lies, with him as the end result, stripped of everything and his name. That was the price of lies.

So, as he fled to the imperial City, barely a child, and left it all behind, his name, his title, and the lies behind, he had sworn, to only tell the truth.

And from that truth, he had been reborn. He had found a home. A new, better life. And The Emperor.

Let others gossip and lie, let them argue and squabble. He was happy, having found his Measure of Truth. And if other didnt like the truth, well. Not his problem, not his fault.

AN: Ow.

So yeah. This was a thing. 3300 word thing. Yay?

'Inhale' This Fic Empty, yeeeeet!

'Throws omake through @Questor Window and runs away.'
 
Omake: Total War: Disharmony Elements Of Harmony Basic Guide
Total War: Disharmony Legacy Edition Elements Of Harmony Basic Guide

While to start with these are powerful artifacts used by the sisters, after the near inevitable clash between the two, things start to get COMPLICATED as it's nature starts to really show. Due to it's nature, after the fight, the remaining sister is unable to use the elements and opens the door to the rise of the most complicated (and powerful )unit in the game, the Element Bearers.


Like the source material, that unit in the battlefield are represented by six different and unique heroes, who together is the most powerful force in the game. The only problem is those who are in the unit can vary drastically, and who controls the unit is usually completely up in the air, as it tends to end up consisting of individuals from multiple nationalities. While it naturally gravitates a bit to the Equestria faction, who held both the creators and the first bearers (albeit unusual), due to Garrick nature, they tend to be much more friendly to his faction, making his faction even more broken. The powers it grants varies greatly between the species and the specific element involved, will only give a general description because it varies heavily. As far as what the elements seem to gravitate to, the nicer the faction the better, which is why Garrik is such an element magnet.
Note: The element bearers can act in multiple areas at once due to essentially being 6 heroes

Generosity-leans more towards buffs and works the best with others
Loyalty-Powerful duelist and helps keep the other element holders alive
Honesty-Dispells any deception, focuses on revealing what might otherwise be hidden, the bane of any spy faction that tries to manipulate them.
Kindness-Generally focuses on healing, making sure the others stay alive, though the means may vary.
Laughter-Keeps the mood of the group high, shutting down any attempt to break the groups morale through many means.
Magic-The name is a bit misleading, the bearer of this element is also the leader, and is central to tapping into the true and terrifying power that makes the elements into a force that can face multiple end-game armies and actually have a very respectable chance of Winning. The buffs to the bearer is by far the most unpredictable, but trends toward those that makes said individual very scary, tending to make the person into a one person wreaking squad.

Important note: Alone, an element bearer is a powerful specialized hero, but the more together, the more power the elements give. A full group of six tends to lead to this, as few could match the raw power they could bring to bear at their best


If they decide to destroy you, then the best you can do is either run, or throw everything you got and pray it will be enough.

Note: While some other artifacts could be removed or destroyed, the elements as held by the bearers, are impossible to be destroyed, as the items do not actually hold the power, so the item would just be reformed, making such attempts an exercise of futility

Edit(This is my take on the elements as it might appear in a total war type game)
 
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Omake: Ronin
My name is Wano Ichimori, and I am Ronin. A samurai without a master. Taught by my adoptive Grandfather Ryuma Ichimori, former Samurai of the Heavenly Dragon.


I am a hound of two lands. One of Blood, and one of Honor. Before Grandfather adopted me into his household my father had moved the Neighpon in desire to enter the mining trade having been scouted by a Qilin mine owner who had heard much of my people's affinity with the earth. We were happy to move and for a time we lived together happily. Then, there was a bandit raid and one of the Heavenly Dragons 13 Samurai was sent out to deal with it for they had great numbers and were endangering his people. The Eldest of them, Ryuma, was sent out to deal with it. The Qilin was getting old and he had no living family, only his duty and honor. I later learned he had went alone in an attempt to die honorably in battle, serving his lord. He arrived during the raid on the mine, the bandits seeking ore to make more weapons with.

Ryuma walked in and all fell quiet save the clack clack of his hooves upon the stone. Each step echoing more than it should as he stood there in his armor. Eventually the likely leader regained his will and stood to open his mouth only to freeze as a flash of silvery light flashed out and he collapsed cut in two. "For the honor of my lord, you shall fall." Was all the man said in a sad tone of an elder dissapointed in a youth before he charged. He was like a storm of blades, each cut taking a life or rending them unable to attack as he flowed and spun around each one, no strike seeming to be able to harm him as he either flowed away or his armor deflected it. By the end the battle seemed done before one of the bandits seemed to have watched the battle from a rooftop and stood drawing a bow and taking aim. My father, may he rest in peace among the gods of our people, leapt forward and took the shot for the samurai, saving his life.... And ensuring the loss of his own in the process. I watched from the hole my father had hidden me in when the fighting began and watched as he bled out with a whimper of fear, not truly understanding beyond father was hurt.

I did not hear what father said to the elderly samurai but I was later told. My fathers final words were "My pup. Please keep him safe." before he died. The Samurai was honored by this show of loyalty and took me into his house. I honor my fathers loyalty and sacrifice through my training. I took to my new grandfather's style like a hound to tunnels. The quick spinning and fast dashes with gentle strokes suiting me very well. I even added to the style with my heritage with earth allowing me to fight as easily below or above through diving into the earth and leaping out. Grandfather hemmed and hawwed over it, explaining it to be similar to the shinobi arts but eventually decided that while shinobi are not strightly honorable they are still great warriors and so long as I adhered to the Code of Honor I shall be so.... How wrong I was.

When grandfather passed I learned quickly why he had retired from duty. The Heavenly Court, though they respect the allies in Griffonia, do not believe that races other than those of the lands of the heavenly dragon should be permitted to take up the duties of a samurai or shinobi. They had forced grandfather to retire and though the emperor was just and honorable... He must choose his battles among the courtly politics. Still, he ensured my father would be well rewarded for his years of service and allowed us to live well as well as shielded us from the brunt of the court politics but could only do so for so long as grandfather lived. I eventually received an apology from him explaining this. I understand it well and hold no ire with him. He is the heavenly dragon and he is the greatest emperor in known history.

Now, when I entered to give my oaths to the local lord I was accepted, for the lord knew and admired my grandfather. But the lord was aging and even I could see his granddaughter's and her husband's disdain for me. But that was no matter. I had my lord and by the Code of Honor I serve with loyalty.

I spent three years serving Lord Yagi. I served with all my power and skill. But not even my blade can defeat time. He passed in his bed and I mourned the loss of an honorable lord and hoped he met his ancestors with pride for he had earned it. But the moment his son in law had been named lord... I was banished. Framed for a crime I did not do. I was not high enough for my plight to reach the emperor and I have no desire to draw my blade upon those who it is not needed. I took the honorable path and left Neighpon, the land I had known all my life, for the land of my blood family. The land of Griffonia.

I will admit I had long been curious of my father's homeland. I had heard tales of it and their great machines and clever lion birds. When I entered I greeted one of the diamond dogs on the docks and he looked at me oddly and with concern. When we spoke I quickly realized I lacked many of the traits important for diamond dog culture. He offered to help but I refused. If that was the cost of grandfather's teachings then so be it. When I payed for a stay in the local inn I took out grandfather's blade, the one he had gifted me upon his deathbed as his heir. In kanji it read "Forever Loyal". It was an heirloom blade, passed down from the time before discord. It was the Ichimori Clan's motto. Forever Loyal. I had been taught that when an Oath to a lord is made it is to be honored on both parts.

As I sat there, maintaining my blade and remembering grandfather a memory struck me of my earliest days of training. Specifically swinging a weighted stick in the basic strengthening kata while grandfather watched on. "What do I do if my lord denounced my dishonorably?" You had asked worried after overhearing some of the household guards speaking of how I am not deserving to be taught. "Then you shall be Ronin, masterless Samurai." He has said "From there you must follow the code of honor and seek out a new master." I had long forgotten that lesson and remembering it had struck me. I stood and looked out from the window, gazing down at the mingling races on the streets and my eyes caught on a poster for the imperial legion. An image of a Diamond dog in armor holding a shield before a group of ponies with broken chains upon them with the words "Defending those who need it, Join the Legion!". I silently thanked my ancestors both hound and Qilin as I had found what I must do. "Surely there is a lord in these lands who have treated neighpon with such honor and respect." You muttered "I shall join this legion and shall seek out a lord with honor to serve." You say as you stand up and sheath your blade once more. "Forever Loyal Ojiisan, Forever Loyal." You said before you left.



Wan finishes writing the latest bit in his journal as he sits in the back of the rickety cart as it travels to the capital. Silently waiting for it to arrive. You ignore the whispers of the "Not Dog" and "Top of his Class" and simply focus inward in meditation steadying your emotions. As you pass through the gates you smile internally. For you knew in your heart of hearts... You shall find the lord you seek.



@Questor had this idea for Corgi Samurai and this is the result. Sorry not sorry
 
Omake: Weight of Reunion (Canon)
AN: This took way too long, but here we are.

Weight of Reunion
Anxiety was a odd thing.

At times, it seemed like it could cripple and drown a person. Fill them with despair and heartache, sucking all the joy out of a happy occasion. It threatened to overwhelm oneself, driving them to tears or madness through it's bitterness.

Yet at other times, it seemed that there was joy to the feeling, a tingling or fluttering. Like the taste of spring, there was a tension to it, an expectation. It could make a someone shy take a huge leap, have them perform acts of courage that seem impossible.

His Grand-Sire used to say that anxiety was like tea, it could be bitter and cold, or it could hot and sweet, or vice versa. Anxiety, like Reunions, could be bittersweet.

Reunions, she used to say as she kneaded the Tanapha dough on the stone counter, wizened hands moving with expert motions, with him watching from his spot in the corner, peeling the skin from the roots for supper. They could be a messy, broken affair, with bitterness and mud flung on both sides, and a affront to all values. Or they could be a glorious, sweet thing, with laughter and tears shed on both sides, and fond memories bubbling up from the heart. Bittersweet.

He hadn't understood at the time. He thought her crazy.

Now, standing in the Den of Kin once thought lost to the ages, listening as laughter was had and tidings were shared, Lonerunner thought he understood one thing about reunions.

Reunions were awkward.

When he had been assigned to the delegation headed to the Emerald Isles, to meet and firm ties with the Emerald Kin, he had been overjoyed. To be part of the Reunification of Kin of Stone and Sea was to be part of history in the making! His family had been so proud. At 20 Cycles old, he had been wanting a chance to mark his name in history and here was his chance!

Later, however, as the euphoria and excitement had worn away, and he had been left with his thoughts, the joy was replaced by something else entirely. Anxiety.

Lonerunner was to be apart of a Reunion! That thought alone made him shake with trepidation. The sheer weight of that responsibility weighed heavily on him, and as the delegation neared their destination, his anxiety worsened.

It had been cycles upon cycles since contact had been lost with their seafaring Kin, so long that the Kin of Stone had thought themselves the last of their kind. Now, here was a chance to reunite two peoples once thought dead to each other.

And it was his responsibility to make it go through. His stomach had shrunk in on itself at the thought, and he thought me might have lost his lunch more times on the voyage over than ever in his life. Then they had arrived

The initial meeting had gone well enough. No signs of hostility, just the cautious greetings of two strangers meeting for the first time.

Then the Emerald Kin has spotted him and the other Stone Kin in the Imperial delegation.

Shock and astonishment had spread through the Assembled kin, and they had immediately escorted the entire party to the capital of the Kin. The Griffons of the party were surprised but pleasantly so. They hadn't noticed the tension, the subtle ques between the two groups of Kin.

Shock and Awe. And Anxiety.

The architecture struck him as he passed through the underground city, escorted by Kin in heavy armor. So familiar, yet so foreign in its familiarity. The scent struck him the most. The smell of fish, of Stone and Salt, of Gems and Water. The scent of the Sea. So familiar.

Lonerunner remembered meeting the Alpha of the Emerald Kin, the massive Kin towering over even the likes of Sir Moon-Stone of the Royal Knights. The court had been abuzz with the sight of foreign Kin, but with that excitement came curiosity, questions.

Why were the Kin of the Stone Servants to another race? Were they pets?

Pets?!?

Lonerunner had almost snarled at the question, barely containing himself as the rest of the delegations spoke to the Alpha, receiving and giving greetings and niceties, and explained the process presence of the Kin in the delegation. The answer, that the Kin of Stone were Citzens of the Empire, created a ripple through the court, the Sea Kin giving off cues of astonishment and immense curiosity.

Lonerunner felt himself calm down considerably, reminding himself that it had been cycles since the two kin had know each other. They were just curious, much like he was of them. Then they were escorted to their rooms, and then summoned to a welcoming feast.

Now, sitting at the feast, listening to the Griffons and Emerald Kin talk, and the curious stares sent his way, Lonerunner felt the anxiety grow like a knot in his stomach.

The Griffons could not see it, could not sense it. How could they? They were not Kin, could not read the cues. The stares or the tension between the two groups of Kin, growing and knowing, curiosity and anxiety intertwining.

The Weight of Reunion.

Suddenly, the tension broke. A small, scraggly looking Kin, barely looking older than a pup, stood up from her table, and marched over to the group of Kin next to Lonerunner, stopping before them. Lonerunner help his breath, waiting to see what would happen. The Stone Kin looked at the youth, eyes unreadable, waiting for her to proceed.

Then the Pup looked at the largest Kin, a female, and spoke in the language of the Kin, with a odd accent, "You are very large. And pretty. And smell funny Why do you look like stone?"

The tension snapped. The Female Kin stared, then laughed, and, picking up the Pup, set her on her lap, and began chatting, the other kin joining. Lonerunner sat back down with a sigh of relief he hadn't realized he had been holding.

Maybe this reunion would be alright?

AN: This was so short and easy why was it so hard to write agh. Takes place during the current turn.

@Questor , Please have mercy upon this unworthy soul.
 
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Omake: Many Years From Now, Part 2

Many Years From Now... Part 2 (Non-Canon)

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Gilda didn't know what to expect when the pranking started, but she hadn't expected it to be this fun!

It wasn't that Gilda was inexperienced to them, she, Gawain and Gwyndlyn played their own form of tricks on that one idiot noble kid who had the nerve to say that her adopted sister was 'Gonna start eating Gryphons when she's older' as if nobody could hear him. Gwyndlyn did. Dragons had a good sense of hearing for better or for worse.

She had a nightmare that night, and woke up crying.

And that's when the pranking began and by the old gods it was glorious. Eventually, though, the jerk figured out that it was The Royal Trio pulling pranks on him, so he tried to confront them with a pair of his snotty friends.

Mom and Dad just happened to be there.

In the end, Dad gave that noble kid, his friends, his parents and their parents a stern talking to in the throne room. Last she heard of him, he was attending a boarding school for most of his childhood. So, yeah, Jerk got what was coming to him.

That kind of pranking was vindicating, but Pinkie Pie's kind of pranking was balls to the wall fun!

Honestly, Gilda was still laughing over that one with the giant hammer and penguin.

Afterwards, Dash had to go do her weather job, so Gilda asked Pinkie to show her around Ponyville. Pinkie was happily bouncing around, pointing and showing everything and everypony. Gilda would be lying if her first impression hadn't been thinking that Pinkie Pie would be annoying to some degree, yet to her surprise, she found Pinkie a little endearing.

"And that's White Lightning's Veggie Store! For a Pegasus, she does have a lot of veggies to sell, hehe!"

Curious, Gilda walked over the stand and picked up a carrot. It looked well-cared for and was ready to be eaten.

"That would be eight bits ma'am," Said White Lightning. Then, her eyes narrowed a little. "Wait a minute, have I seen you somewhere before?"

Crap.

"Uhhh, that's a little expensive for a carrot don't you think?" Said Gilda. Good thing I listened to Dad's bartering advice from his Merchant days, knew that would be useful someday.

(Bartering as a Distraction!: 83+17=100!)

"Pardon?"

"You see ma'am, these are great carrots and all," Gilda leaned on the stand. "But the price you've put them on is usually what the prices for carrots in Canterlot are like."

"Well… I see where you're coming from, but I have put a lot of hard work into growing these carrots. Do you know how hard it is to grow carrots in your own backyard? Especially when it's made of clouds?"

Gilda shrugged. "I can't say I do, but don't you think a lot more ponies would enjoy your carrots here in Ponyville at a lower price? You would be surprised how many people prefer good-old-fashioned backyard-grown carrots over magically grown ones."

"I... can't say you're wrong." White Lightning scratched her chin with her wing in thought, then made up her mind. "Tell you what, from today I'll lower my prices for a week. If you're right and the sales are high, I'll keep them low. And… maybe I'll have a discount for you, maybe.

"Thanks, ma'am. Trust me, you won't regret this."

Gilda got off the stand to see Pinkie staring up at her with sparkling eyes.

"Wow Gilda, that was an amazing roll you got there! It may have been an artificial crit, but that's nothing to scoff at!"

"Uhhh… Pinkie what the heck are you talking about?"

"Say, you've got a pretty high Diplomacy stat. How'd you get it so high-"

(Perception: 21)

(Pinkie Perception: 64)

"Uh, Gilda behind yo-"

Gilda felt something bump into her rear that nearly made her lose balance. Gilda turned around to see another pony - a mare - with a family of ducks behind her. The mare was looking up at her with wide, fearful blue eyes.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I-I didn't see you there." quaked the yellow mare with hair as pink as Pinkie's fur. "I'll b-be going now. Sorry to bump into you!"

Gilda's mind suddenly flung itself back to the memories of her childhood. She remembered hundreds upon hundreds of ponies with crystal-like skin that looked at everything like it was a dream and jumped at every shadow whether it was big or small, as if monsters would lunge out and drag them back to the Tarturus they endured for so very long.

This mare before her certainly wasn't traumatized, but she wasn't brave either. She just looked… shy of the whole world around her.

This must be the first time she's seen a griffon. Unless you're royalty we really are rare around these parts of Equestria huh?

"Hey it's okay, I'm not bothered." Gilda spread her wings out in what she hoped was a calming gesture, just as the mare was turning around.

"Oh."

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"Quack!"

Both Gilda and The Mare jumped a little. The little family of ducks were now waddling around their feet. Pinkie was 'awwing' one the duckings.

"So," Gilda decided to break the ice. "What's your name?"

"I'm Fluttershy."

"Uh, what?"

"Fluttershy."

"Don't worry," Pinkie spoke up. "Fluttershy is always like that around new ponies or griffons in this case!"

"Right," Gilda noted. "My name's Gilda - and I have nothing to do with royalty, at all - would you like any help with guiding those ducks back to the pond?" Fluttershy perked up at that.

"Oh, that's very nice of you to offer, but, I-I don't mean any offence when I say this but, this little family here doesn't know about you. I-I'm not saying they'll be scared of you because you're a griffon. But they don't know you and they'll be less inclined to follow you." Fluttershy suddenly found the ducklings around her hooves very interesting to look at. "I'm sorry."

"It's fine, I understand," said Gilda. "You seem more familiar with them than I am."

"Yeah, I'm…" Fluttershy noticed Pinkie nodding in encouragement behind Gilda and made a decision. "A Veterinarian, I take care of all the animals here in Ponyville."

"Oh that's cool, I know some Veterinarians back in the Empire. They're pretty good at their jobs." At that, Fluttershy looked up at Gilda in interest.

"Really? I didn't know some griffons were looking after animals," said Fluttershy in astonishment, before gasping suddenly. "Not that it ever crossed my mind, I just never thought about it-"

"It's okay," said Gilda. "I'm not offended. I've noticed that griffons like me are rare around these parts, aren't they? Considering that, I can understand why somepony wouldn't think about my people that much."

"Well actually," Pinkie spoke up. "There is one pony here in Ponyville who knows a thing or two about griffons! I'd think you two would get along like two gumdrops in a candy bag!"

"Really? Who?"

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"And that should be everything Pinkie needs for the Welcoming Party."

"I wonder who it is this time?"

"I'm not sure, I haven't heard of any new arrivals- Hey Spike are you okay?"

"Nggh, It's fine Twilight, it's just carrying all this stuff is a little heavy- Yeah I know, I know, I should have told you if I needed help or anything-!"

"You can be so stubborn sometimes, you know that? But it's one of the many things I like about you."

"Aw shucks Twilight, you're making me blush."

"Would you like me to carry the heaviest things?"

"Yeah, that'd be great, I'll need to straighten my back a little too and- Twilight?"

"Is... that a griffon?"

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@Questor the second part of Quest!Gilda's adventures in Canon!Equestria. Make of it what you will.
 
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