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The fact that Amber Wizards exists indicates to me that being an animal (as in, non-sapient, etc) is not exactly what is searched for in regards to Ghur.
 
I remember E&S didn't work so well on the We because the We were sapient, and Ghur is made to deal with animals.
Unrelated.
But if you want proof..." She stands and approaches the outpost, paying no attention to the Dwarves edging away from her. Ghur leaks from her fingertips, then lashes out at an observer far outside the torchlight. "Approach," she says, magic interlaced in her voice, but the creature remains impassive, staring back at her. "Groupmind. My spell doesn't work because the part that's doing the thinking isn't here."
She just couldn't command it because she, functionally, wasn't casting her magic on the We's brain, just on a hand.
 
Honestly wish there was an option to just rob the village in general of, you know, money or non-corrupted magic stuff. I think it'd have more support than the Mammoth robbery because people are concerned about exiting with a Mammoth, and I just really wanna grab a fourth robbery before our expedition is finished.
I don't think that'd have any problems as a write-in - if we can steal a mammoth we can definitely steal some random loot. If you're willing to try and persuade people you could start one?
 
... You guys remember it's an animal, right?

Like, nobody's complaining about Taal's guys going out into the forest and throwing themselves on top of a kittybird until it either kills them or submits, and asking people to please think of the kittybird's feelings and rights and what if the kittybird doesn't want to go murder Chaos dudes for a living

I don't know why you're replying to this comment, but it was said in response to this:

Dont you guys want to see how Esbern and Seija release the mammoth, and a single tear escapes from it's eye? we should interact with our amber friends and if the past is any indication, they are more comfortable when talking with and about animals, the Mammoth is the perfect chance since we missed out on the seals.

We don't even need to keep the mammoth, i'm sure the zoo or the amber will gladly take it for college rep, we get the chance to observe their magic possible apparition insight and weaken the norscans.

yes, there is a risk, but we do more risky thingy all the time (like every single Skaven infiltration) and the payout seems to be worth it.

Where das_slash goes full, "We will be greeted as liberators" with respect to the mammoth. So by this logic I do expect people who are fully onboard team, the mammoth is a poor oppressed victim to not be on board with essentially enslaving it if it really is happy with its current conditions. Anyways I need to go to bed, thankfully voting is going better than expected.
 
[X] Asarnil the Dragonlord
[X] Deathfang
[X] Ice Crone Ljiljana
[X] Magister Egrimm van Horstmann
 
Forget the mirror, the most suspicious thing Egrimm's ever done is tell us that Barbitus was suspicious. The only reason we were suspicious of Barbitus in the first place is because Egrimm told us he was suspicious. Except Barbitus was innocent, which makes Egrimm sus.

I think the mammoth is worth trying, both for our own purposes and because Ranald would love it - and we owe him one.
Given that we are the one who has us to live with the consequences the snowjob he did convincing the dwarves that we are actually a stolen dwarf soul, after we helped him make up with the widow I'd say he owes us, if anything.


To my understanding, Dieter was bribed into ceding the territory to the burghers, an act that was so unthinkable that his government immediately dethroned for it. This was the guy who hung onto his seat after leveling most of Nuln to build a palace, then losing that palace (and Nuln) to the greenskins.

I think words like 'peaceful', 'mutual consent' and 'legitimately elected governments' are debatable.

... You guys remember it's an animal, right?

Like, nobody's complaining about Taal's guys going out into the forest and throwing themselves on top of a kittybird until it either kills them or submits, and asking people to please think of the kittybird's feelings and rights and what if the kittybird doesn't want to go murder Chaos dudes for a living
It's an animal, and for the record I don't have a problem with killing and eating animals, but as far as animals go elephants are top-tier intelligent. Not dolphin-smart, but pretty up there.
 
Yeah, but... I'm pretty sure elephants are people. Like, in real life. Sentient, sapient, experience qualia, all that jazz. I think a lot of people feel similarly, though maybe not quite to the degree that I do. And so when we see something that is basically a furry elephant, it's easy for people to go "I think I should treat this like a person with moral agency and a right to self-determination." Honestly, I find the degree of concern the thread is exhibiting kind of heartwarming, given my aforementioned strong feelings about elephants.

Granted, the existence of Amber magic does seem to complicate things. I remember E&S didn't work so well on the We because the We were sapient, and Ghur is made to deal with animals. If their spells are effective on something, does that constitute evidence that that something isn't a person, at least from the perspective of Ghur? I don't know enough about WHF metaphysics to say, but it sure would be an awkward conversation to have mid-heist.
I am completely unequipped to argue if an elephant is a sapient or not.

I'm just saying, Mathilde has never once considered if the kittybirds or the giant wolves or the wolf-rats are people. She didn't bury the Dire Wolves with full honors. When Asarnil mentioned his fees for Rhinoxen-hunting, she didn't look down on him for being elf-racist. No one has ever considered if buying a griffon or a pegasus is an animal rights violation, or if we sold the Lustrian salamanders into zoo-slavery. Starting here, respecting this one particular person/animal/whatever's personal agency, feels really weird.
 
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It left the Empire peacefully by mutual consent of the legitimately elected governments.
While it doesn't really matter, since legal arguments are not going to convince either side, the Empire at least thinks that Dieter IV did not have the right to allow Marienburg to secede, and thus said secession is unlawful. Whether they are right is subject to interpretation.
It was an invention by Imrix in Ulthuan quest.
I'd like to clarify that it is not just a wholesale invention, but rather an interpretation of the existent lore, which mentions things like elves constantly fighting to the point of cities becoming empty, elven expeditions going across the world and titles like "Shield of the world".
 
Hey so, how common are Wisdom Asp problems? Because that tiny mirror Horstmann carries with him might be a personal warning device.
I might be misremembering things but i believe boneym was rolling a 10% chance for it to appear every action to try and fuck with us but that's mechanics of quest so unsure if it would apply to horstman if he has it.
 
I'd like to say that one reason I enjoy talking with van Horstmann is that he always touches on things that the quest thread is highly interested in hearing about. Last time it was about what was really going on in Karag Dum. This time Mathilde got to expound on her theories about what's wrong with dwarven population growth. The first time we talked with him we exchanged theories about how magic comes into the world and what we might find at Karag Dum.

Over and above whether he's suspicious or not, the things Egrimm talks about are usually topics we want to hear about.
 
I am completely unequipped to argue if an elephant is a sapient or not.

I'm just saying, Mathilde has never once considered if the kittybirds or the giant wolves or the wolf-rats are people. She didn't bury the Dire Wolves with full honors. When Asarnil mentioned his fees for Rhinoxen-hunting, she didn't look down on him for being elf-racist. No one has ever considered if buying a griffon or a pegasus is an animal rights violation, or if we sold the Lustrian salamanders into zoo-slavery. Starting here, respecting this one particular person/animal/whatever's personal agency, feels really weird.
Ah, I see what you mean. I think the thread would have reacted similarly to any other animal in the top tier of "likelihood that it is a person," like a cetacean or a great ape, but obviously counterfactuals gonna counterfactual.
 
Hey so, how common are Wisdom Asp problems? Because that tiny mirror Horstmann carries with him might be a personal warning device.
It's actually a magic item found in the 7e Empire rulebook, I think. Van Horstmann's Speculum is a magic mirror that reverses combat abilities between the wearer and their opponent during a duel. In Quest terms, I suspect it'd cause him to swap Martial stats with his opponent. I further suspect that his Martial stat is abysmal.
 
Changing some vote. I guess I dont want to read Egrimm 3 times in a row. Variety plz
[X] Ranging far ahead of the convoy
Kittybirds and maybe amber friends
[X] Sir Ruprecht Wulfhart the Younger
Want to make ties with him so we can work at together at K8P
[X] Asarnil the Dragonlord
Because just so
[X] Ice Crone Ljiljana
Curiosity and to perhaps get some connection where we normally wouldn't
[X] Citharus, Barbitus, and Timpania
I think the moment fits.

Approval:
[X] Deathfang
[X] Preceptor Joerg von Zavstra
 
Yeah, but... I'm pretty sure elephants are people. Like, in real life. Sentient, sapient, experience qualia, all that jazz. I think a lot of people feel similarly, though maybe not quite to the degree that I do. And so when we see something that is basically a furry elephant, it's easy for people to go "I think I should treat this like a person with moral agency and a right to self-determination." Honestly, I find the degree of concern the thread is exhibiting kind of heartwarming, given my aforementioned strong feelings about elephants.

Granted, the existence of Amber magic does seem to complicate things. I remember E&S didn't work so well on the We because the We were sapient, and Ghur is made to deal with animals. If their spells are effective on something, does that constitute evidence that that something isn't a person, at least from the perspective of Ghur? I don't know enough about WHF metaphysics to say, but it sure would be an awkward conversation to have mid-heist.
Personally I think Ghur is attracted not to animals but rather is repelled by the sort of 'constructed ideals' thing that humans/other races have going. An elephant is sapient, but doesn't bother with stuff like taboos or money or other fictional constructs. Ghur in my opinion is not the wind of beasts but rather the wind of simplicity.
 
[X] Preceptor Joerg von Zavstra
[X] Citharus, Barbitus, and Timpania
[X] Magister Michel Solmann
[X] Journeyman Cyrston von Danling

Pity we not going see them again.
 
Forget the mirror, the most suspicious thing Egrimm's ever done is tell us that Barbitus was suspicious. The only reason we were suspicious of Barbitus in the first place is because Egrimm told us he was suspicious. Except Barbitus was innocent, which makes Egrimm sus.
That's...mostly untrue? You can argue that Egrimm fed into our suspicions, but Mathilde noticed or brought up the subject herself every time:
The Light Wizard quartet played quite a dramatic role in the battle, one that you'd attempted and failed to claim for yourself. You put aside any bitterness and check in on the Lights, which is a study in contrasts. Egrimm is calm and collected and watching his charges with a concerned eye, and while Citharus and Timpania leap at the chance to tell the story of their part in the battle (much of which flies right past you, and you make a note to read up on Hysh choir-magic), Barbitus remains silent and lost in his own thoughts. Egrimm notices you watching the quiet Journeyman and catches your eye, and you take him aside to have a word away from the others.

"Is it serious?" you ask, noting the worry on Egrimm's face.


"I hope not," he replies, rubbing at his temples. "But it's hard to say. Hysh requires a concentrated introspection, and one downside to that is that when one of our own faces troubles, they turn inwards instead of doing anything that might indicate where their mind is at. It could just be shaken nerves, maybe Barbitus just isn't suited for the battlefield. But Barbitus - all three of them, really - have had cloistered lives since they were little more than children. And the Dark Prince has a great many hooks on its line."

You recall the barrage of temptations that you were met by, each tailored to target a different aspect of who you are. "You think he might have been tempted?"

Egrimm sighs. "Facing the forces of Chaos is the purpose of the Order of Light, and as such we try to prepare our initiates as best we can. But there is always attrition, and those that stare into the eye of the Great Enemy and balk are the least of those. It can be impossible to tell from the outside whether someone has recovered from their encounter with Chaos and are ready to face it again, or whether they have found in themselves a desire to seek it out for the wrong reasons."

You nod soberly. Every Order prefers to deal with such things in-house, but when all else fails it is to the Grey Order that the unenviable task of eliminating so-called Black Magisters falls. You've heard stories of how bad it can get when someone with a full College education decides to misuse it, and few of them ended cleanly. "You'll keep an eye on him?"

He nods. "Of course, and I'll give him what guidance I can. And if some suspicious accident ends my vigil prematurely, I trust you'll do what must be done."

"You have my word."

"Thank you. I don't think it will come to that, but better to be sure in such matters." He claps your arm and heads back towards his charges, and you watch him go thoughtfully. It speaks well of him that his concern over his hopefully demoralized and possibly corrupted Journeyman takes precedence over the pride he must feel from having scored the killing blow on a higher Daemon.
Barbitus has... what was it?"

"Visceral, Magister," he says, not looking up from rooting through his rucksack.

"And how is all this manifesting for you?"

Barbitus frowns. "Hard to say, but it's doing a lot of it. I think I'll be skipping lunch."
But once the observations are taken and the lunches have been eaten it's time to head back once more, with the three junior Light Wizards ranging ahead while you hang back to talk to Egrimm.

"How's Barbitus doing?" you ask him.

"Not well, today isn't the first meal he's missed and I don't think he's sleeping. But it doesn't seem like it's outright festering either. I think as long as the voyage continues to be prosaic, he'll have recovered by the time we arrive at Karag Dum."

"I think if we do come under attack here, it will be by more mundane forces than we saw from Karak Vlag. Do you think he'd have trouble engaging normal horsemen?"

He shakes his head. "Choir discipline runs deep. Once he gets casting with the others, he'll be fine."

You nod thoughtfully, your eyes on Barbitus as he hops from rock to rock. "Glad to hear it."
"Lady Magister," Egrimm says as he comes alongside you, arms hugged to his torso against the chill of the air. "You wanted to talk to me?"

You glance around the deck, which has been bereft of other souls for hours. "Now is probably the best time," you say. "I wanted to check in with you about your Light Wizards."

He nods. "I thought you might. Barbitus specifically, right?"

"He seemed normal enough to me when we studied the Windfall, but..."

"But since then we've ventured into the Chaos Wastes, where Dhar lies thick on the ground and we all come out a bit more tainted than when we entered," he says with a nod. "I'm going to write a very strongly worded refutation to the 'Chaos Wastes is a relative term' theory as soon as I get back to Altdorf. It couldn't have been any clearly demarcated if it had a checkpoint." He shakes his head and rubs his arms. "Barbitus. He's sleeping and eating better, but it's hard to say with any certainty if that's necessarily a good thing. He might be more at peace because he's thrown off the influence of Chaos..."

"Or he might be more at peace because he's accepted it," you finish, and Egrimm nods grimly. "How do you want to handle it?"

"I'm still torn," he admits. "If he's tainted, he should be executed - for his own good, as if the tendrils are not yet too deep, he might still go on to a peaceful rest. If he's not, he should be allowed to continue with his Journeying and some day become our peer. But I can't say for sure one way or the other, not with any confidence, and there's no way to get hard answers without tainting his future career if he is innocent. Demotion to Apprentice or handing him over to the Magisters Vigilant might prevent a future Black Magister, but it's also very likely to prevent a future Light Magister, too."

You nod. "I'll give the matter some thought," you say, and let the rumbling of the engines fill the air for a while. "Any thoughts on what we encountered at Karag Dum?"
Like, Egrimm talked about his suspicions towards Barbitus, but we initiated the conversations in which this happened and he never pressed his case particularly vehemently. If he is a Tzeentch cultist he may very well have been handling us, taking advantage of Barbitus's situation by poking our Grey paranoia just enough to see what happens, but like everything else to do with him it's hardly a smoking gun.

Or he could've been handling us in the other direction. Perhaps Alric, Egrimm's Master, is a little more wary of Magisters shooting up through the ranks and rapidly gaining access to secrets and power these days, and perhaps he sent Egrimm to check us for corruption, Chaotic or otherwise. So, Egrimm gave us a position where we could murder or lean on a potential asset to see if we took the bait.

Or, possibility 3, he's just some guy who hates his boss. It is a mystery.
 
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Pity we not going see them again.

Well, let's consider what occasions might have them show up again.

Preceptor Joerg von Zavstra

Badlands Expedition II: Rising Drazh

Citharus, Barbitus, and Timpania

...Have to admit unless it turns out one goes bad I don't see that we'd have much to do with them, maybe if Horstmann is recruited and they come along?

Magister Michel Solmann

Depending on how he got along with Hubert it's possible he'd show up at some point.

Journeyman Cyrston von Danling

"Mathilde, I've got one last ticket for the Lustria express, you in?"

More generally though, this reminds me about how I've actually quite liked how Boney has had what could've been one off characters show up multiple times, like guy who built our Red tower teaching us enchanting, or Choirmaster Stephen showing up to teach Runes later. Makes the colleges feel more alive, while also illustrating they're not that big.
 
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Like, Egrimm talked about his suspicions towards Barbitus, but we initiated the conversations in which this happened and he never pressed his case particularly vehemently. If he is a Tzeentch cultist he may very well have been handling us, taking advantage of Barbitus's situation by poking our Grey paranoia just enough to see what happens, but like everything else to do with him it's hardly a smoking gun.

Or he could've been handling us in the other direction. Perhaps Alric, Egrimm's Master, is a little more wary of Magisters shooting up through the ranks and rapidly gaining access to secrets and power these days, and perhaps he sent Egrimm to check us for corruption, Chaotic or otherwise. So, Egrimm gave us a position where we could murder or lean on a potential asset and see if we took the bait.

Or, possibility 3, he's just some guy who hates his boss. It is a mystery.

With the power of editing your own or someone else's memories via magic he could even be all three.
 
I am tickled by the idea that this has all been a sting operation on us by the Light College. Clearly Horstmann has no actual issues with Alric, he's just playing up the role of being discontent to see if we bite and try to corrupt him in turn!

In the extreme case of this, Horstmann is actually already a Lord Magister, the Light College just keeps his true rank a secret for covert inter-college ops like this and he pretends to only be a Magister.

I don't think it's likely, mind you, but I'd find it funny if this was the second time one of Mathilde's supposed subordinates was secretly the same rank as her. :V
 
Mathilde's head is a very strange place, at times.
...I am now deeply tickled at the notion of someone using mind-reading magic on her, breaking the fourth wall, and getting, like, a page of the thread dumped on them as her stream of consciousness.

Or, heavens help the poor soul, half a dozen memes from the Media threadmarks.
 
...I am now deeply tickled at the notion of someone using mind-reading magic on her, breaking the fourth wall, and getting, like, a page of the thread dumped on them as her stream of consciousness.

Or, heavens help the poor soul, half a dozen memes from the Media threadmarks.
Oh no. They get the entire thread. All at once.

Tzeentch labeled her a cognitohazard after the 5th sorceror's head exploded.
 
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