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Aha! This is very important information that can be traded with the We
Their Egg Layers, the most important caste within their... is society the right word? Anyway their Egg Layers are dying premature deaths due to unknowingly ingesting fragments of Warpstone, likely Warpstone that was on or in a Skaven, though some of it can be from the general environment as well
We could easily notify them of the danger and show them how to properly check and remove such dangerous material from their meals before digestion, as well as just generally avoiding the stuff
Well maybe being a giant spider would cause issues with removing Warpstone, but that just means there can be a business arrangement where someone can help handle that for them
Alternatively this can bolster efforts to trade with them, knowing that the goats being fed to them don't cause such issues makes them more valuable to the We
If Egg Layers are as expendable as Hunters, cultivating them is a low-maintenance way of warpstone decontamination. If they are not, then what you said.
 
@BoneyM Prolly will be more important to remind you tomorrow after the vote closes and you actually start writing the social turn, but here's at least one of the 'remind me in the social update' conversations:
I'd say 'it'll be in the social turn' but it's going to be a while until I can do the social turn, so I'll try to remember to put it in the social turn and when I inevitably forget, please remind me.

The more I think about the social turn, the more I like it. It's a great place to keep an active list of things that are interesting but not currently in the spotlight, and the thread can pick which they're most enthusiastic about seeing more of.
(regarding the incomes and updates with regards to the niter factory and our holding in stirland)
Also thank you so much for including making sure to give roswita a copy of the book her dad helped compile the information for <3
make a mental note to be sure Roswita receives a copy.

Speaking of roswita, in addition to the pre-update stat and trait update (no more grim trait, 'believe' -> 'fear' on magic phobia, gain proud. Stats +3 diplo, -2 martial, +1 steward, +1 learning), we HAVE HER AND OUR OPINIONS:
Elector Countess Roswita Van Hal
Armament: Falchion, boarding axe

> She fired you. You've learned why and don't like it but do understand it. She's the daughter of the man you... cared for. She's doing the best she can. It's complicated.
< So that's why Magnus the Pious thought it was the worth the risk. No wonder Da spoke so highly of her.


Diplomacy: 15
Martial: 18
Stewardship: 10
Intrigue: 14
Learning: 10
Piety: 9

Hyper-Focused: Roswita's sole goal is the extermination of necromancers and vampires in Sylvania.
Magic Phobia: Roswita fears that the presence of a Wizard is an enormous and constant danger.
Marine: Roswita has been tutored in the combat style of the Barak Varr Marines.
Proud: Roswita does her utmost to act in a manner befitting an Elector Countess at all times.

Also another small thing from the update that i loved:
"Dame Magister Loremaster Weber," he greets you with a smile
God, so many titles...

And now the liber mortis update drops while i am writing this...though the update hasn't got the fluff, so spoilers on the skill we got:
Magic:
Necromantic Insight: +20 to dispel and induce miscasts against Necromancy. Able to identify (and cast) the spells of Necromancy.
 
Added this to the update:


Then there's the book report you won't be sharing with the Ducklings: the final portion of the Liber Mortis. With Sylvania once more a comfortable distance away, you fill some of your spare time with the continued examination of Frederick's life story. With his sanity fraying and the Skaven escalating their presence, he begins to take apprentices from among his subjects, and with so few remaining and so few of those with even the tiny sliver of magical ability necromancy required, he couldn't be choosy. Much of the pages are consumed with him doubting their loyalty or motivations, and then him examining his own doubts to try to decide if they're genuine or further signs of his mental degradation. The neat hand of Vlad appears more and more, chronicling events that Frederick never got around to mentioning, having instead filled the pages with his second-guessing of himself.

Even as the war against the Skaven begins to swing in Frederick's favour, the war within his mind spirals quickly. By the time that the Empire had mobilized under the future Emperor Mandred, Frederick was so far gone that with three pages of scrawled suspicion and paranoia he had talked himself into believing that they were allied with the rats and had begun to formulate battle plans along a second front. The rantings are cut off mid-sentence, and only a single line appears below:

The results are conclusive. Nagash's Art cannot be safely wielded by even the best of mortals. May his Morr be more merciful than Usirian.

The remainder of the book is the one most of the tome's readers skip directly to - spells, rituals, and preparations. You're tempted to skim right past it, but this was written by Frederick before he had started to deteriorate and every spell lays down the form of each spell with such precision that the vulnerabilities are immediately obvious. You find yourself engrossed, and hours later your mind is filled with the unwelcome knowledge of how to perform every type of necromancy, but also the very useful knowledge of how to shatter them all. You return the book to its hiding place and sit down to digest all that you've learned.

[Skill gained: Necromantic Insight]
 
[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.
[X] Karak Kadrin, presenting them with the skull of an old enemy (but not to keep).
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
[X] Anton, to see how his firearm factory is going.


I really hope Necromantic Insight doesn't bite us in the arse later on.
 
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Aha! This is very important information that can be traded with the We
Their Egg Layers, the most important caste within their... is society the right word? Anyway their Egg Layers are dying premature deaths due to unknowingly ingesting fragments of Warpstone, likely Warpstone that was on or in a Skaven, though some of it can be from the general environment as well
We could easily notify them of the danger and show them how to properly check and remove such dangerous material from their meals before digestion, as well as just generally avoiding the stuff
Well maybe being a giant spider would cause issues with removing Warpstone, but that just means there can be a business arrangement where someone can help handle that for them
Alternatively this can bolster efforts to trade with them, knowing that the goats being fed to them don't cause such issues makes them more valuable to the We
I'm slightly worried though that the Warpstone might be part of what's caused their peculiar mutation into a hive mind? It could very well just be tumours that are poisoning them, but it's worth exploring that there is nothing else like them documented anywhere, their hive mind is maintained through some kind of magic, and they just happen to have been eating and re-eating the same pieces of freaking warpstone from the things that lay their eggs for God knows how many years. Maybe we should look at the warpstone less as a peculiarity, and more as a potential cause for their existence. Would removing it from their food chain eventually cause them to degenerate into individuals? Who knows.
 
[X] Princess Edda, to pry for details about her illicit romance with Prince Kazrik.
[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.
[X] Roswita, as she tries to wrap her head around the influx of Battle Wizards.
[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
[X] Anton, to see how his firearm factory is going.
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.

[X] The best reading chair ever.
[X] Loremaster: Expert on beekeeping
 
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If Egg Layers are as expendable as Hunters, cultivating them is a low-maintenance way of warpstone decontamination. If they are not, then what you said.
Well there were only 3 of them at the point in time where they were escorted to the Hall of Pillars, they don't appear to be terribly replaceable
presumably at least another has been born since then
 
[X] Loremaster: Expert on beekeeping

This seems like the best pick - an expect on eusocial arthropods who produce useful goods.

[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.

I desperately want to know more about this woman. She seems like she can give Mathilde good life advice.

[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.

He's the most knowledgeable master of the arcane this side of Teclis, and he's awesome to boot. I really wanna see his take on Mathilde and her shenanigans more.

[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.

I want these feels.

[X] Karak Kadrin, presenting them with the skull of an old enemy (but not to keep).

Gotta fly the K8P flag high, and Mathilde's thoughts on Slayers have always been an interesting part of her association with Dwarves.

[x] Princess Edda, to pry for details about her illicit romance with Prince Kazrik.

Book exchange! Book exchange!
 
[x] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.
[x] Karak Kadrin, presenting them with the skull of an old enemy (but not to keep).
[x] Roswita, as she tries to wrap her head around the influx of Battle Wizards.
[x] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
[x] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
[x] The Amber College, to see how your donation of Lustrian eggs is going.

[x] The best reading chair ever.

[x] Loremaster: Expert on beekeeping
 
@BoneyM A couple of questions:
If we dispel/induce miscast on a necromantic spell, would we be doing so in a way that violates the Articles? Alternatively,would it be very obvious that we had read a ton on necromancy?
 
[X] Loremaster: Expert on weaving

[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.
[X] Roswita, as she tries to wrap her head around the influx of Battle Wizards.
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.

[X] The best reading chair ever.
 
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[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.
[X] The best reading chair ever.
 
[Skill gained: Necromantic Insight]
Just included this in my post a bit upthread, but just for completion sake have it again for anyone who can't find it on the char sheet:
Magic:
Necromantic Insight: +20 to dispel and induce miscasts against Necromancy. Able to identify (and cast) the spells of Necromancy.

Vote Time!
Not at all sure on the loremaster vote...
[ ] Loremaster: Expert on Forest Spiders
[ ] Loremaster: Expert on weaving
[ ] Loremaster: Expert on beekeeping

For the social votes...Hmm. Approval voting for these seven, will adjust later:

[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.

[X] Barak Varr, to watch the progress of the canal.
[X] Karak Hirn, to satisfy your curiousity about Prince Ulthar.

[X] Roswita, as she tries to wrap her head around the influx of Battle Wizards.
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.

[X] Write In: Our former Master, to share whatever infiltration stories we both have that the other has the clearance for

And on skull...again not sure. I like the idea of integrating it into burning shadows tower, so tentatively storing it
[X] Store away for some future purpose.
Edit to add:
[X] Try to find Kasmir in Sylvania.
[X] Check in on your fief in Stirland.
 
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so much good news.

What little unused cargo space there is in the gyrocarriage is quickly filled with the administrative paperwork of the rule of Teufelheim and the education of Alkharad's disciples, but the pilots and the Hammerers take your regret that you can't also take the dragon bones very seriously and with some quick work with ropes and chains the skull of one of the long-dead beasts is lashed to the side of the gyrocarriage. The brain and eyes have long since decayed and the fangs have been removed, but what it lacks in magical utility it makes up for in aesthetics, and you're sure there'll be a craftsdwarf in Eight Peaks who could create convincing replacements for the teeth. Without the constant presence of necromancers the eyes of the townsfolk have already turned on the keep, and by the time you take off the looting has begun.

Boney, you mad lad, I didn't switch away from Trade Ledgers, but it's nice to have something.

She looks up at you again. "Why?"

"Because my King asked it of me," you say simply. "For the good of the Empire, of Stirland, of the Colleges, of humanity." You hesitate. "And because your father was important to me."

She looks down at the ledger again, and then at the head. "I'm beginning to understand what he saw in you. In what Magnus saw in your kind."

Awwwww. Basically what we hoped for. Abelheim wished for a better Sylvania, and that his line would no longer be ravaged by it.

You smile, and rise to your feet. "I'll be visiting Altdorf to report what I learned of Alkharad, then I'll spend a few weeks investigating the other Vampires. I'll pass on what I learn before I return to the mountains." You take a moment to gather your thoughts. "Thank you for continuing what your father started."

"It was my duty," she says simply, as if there was never any alternative.

You tap the ledgers. "Not all are motivated by duty. May luck be with you."

Roswita is a good and strong person, despite her earlier biases. Sylvania is about to receive the Battle Wizard Storm of Fuckery, and Roswita might just go even further in the opposite direction of her previous leanings. Seeing your most hated enemy be ripped to shreds will give you a stronger appreciation for the blenders.

Algard does not have an open-door policy, but that is only because it would let the warmth out. Any Grey Wizard who believes they have sufficient reason to see him are allowed to do so, with the understanding that the right will be revoked if squandered on trivialities. So surely after your arrival, the door to the Magister Patriarch's office opens and you push in the cart you've borrowed for this purpose.

Algard is brilliant, but just as prone to eccentricities as any Wizard. Instead of bookshelves or mementos, his office walls are lined with carefully illuminated copies of the Imperial Army's estimates of the Chaos warbands, Beastherds, undead hordes and even one Naggaroth raiding party that have each succumbed to the lure of his famous Screaming Towers and been caught by ambushes and pincers as a result. His desk is completely clear save for a small enchanted windsock that shows the direction and strength of the Winds' whimsies, with his inbox and outbox rotated into dimensions created for this sole purpose of maintaining a clean desk.

"Dame Magister Loremaster Weber," he greets you with a smile that doesn't detract from his piercing gaze. "What tidings bring you to Altdorf?"

That first line is really clever.

Algard opens the book, and begins to scowl after skimming a few pages. "Oh fuck you, W'soran. You and your entire damned bloodline. You sure you got this one?"

Adored this. It's like someone from the thread saying this.

"Just got to finish cleaning it and his skull will join the Singing King. Might have been graduates, or ones out running errands, or ones in the town that kept out of sight, but every student that was in the keep is dead and his books have been burned."

He sighs in relief. "Thank every God there is for that. I'll send in a trusted few to make doubly sure. Is this one of the ones that filled the Von Carstein vacuum?"

"If you put any stock in Vampire boasting he claims that he's always held Teufelheim and he and the Von Carsteins had some sort of understanding. The amount of exotic animal corpses suggests he's been there at least since Hel Fenn."

"And we never heard a whisper. Time to relight some fires. Come with me."

Yaaaaah, the Grey Order didn't hear a whisper of this magnitude of threat until we killed it. Worrying enough to kill the fuck out of the entire area just in case they get ideas.

Dragomas took being a Journeyman to its ultimate extent and wandered into the Dark Lands. Many years after he was considered dead, he returned with a non-aggression pact from the Emperor of Cathay carved into a jade tablet. He was retroactively promoted to Lord Magister to grant him the authority to have negotiated it, and in the coming years he quickly rose through the Amber College in no small part because he was actually willing to engage in the politics of Altdorf. His discovery, hatching, and raising of the Imperial Dragon earned him the title of Magister Patriarch of the Amber Order, and him transforming into a Celestial Dragon in the Hall of Duels caused Alric to concede and go into a peaceful retirement. Since then, he has championed the cause of the Battle Wizards both on and off the battlefield, transforming them from a living weapon sealed up between battles to men and women respected for their sacrifice who live lives of medication and training inside gilded cages, and considers the Imperial Zoo to be his personal hobby.

Yep, his Journeyship beats the pants off of ours. Negotiating a treaty by himself, skipped an entire fucking rank.

You're not able to bask in the news you've become known to the Emperor himself, as you've suddenly realized where you've seen this woman before. "A pleasure to meet you!" says the woman who was once known as Countess Gabriella von Bundebad brightly, closing the gap between you before you can react and taking your hands in hers. "I'm sure we've so much in common!" And hidden by her hands, she folds one finger over another in the sign of the Gambler, and with a tiny sliver of divine attention that leaves you feeling giddy, an always-familiar presence gives confirmation.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS WOMAN. FIRST SHE BLUFFS TO THE SPYMASTER OF A FORMER WITCH HUNTER THAT SHE'S A VAMPIRE, AND TO EVERY OTHER VAMPIRE, THEN SHE IS MARRYING THE EMPEROR?

She is Intrigue 40+, I swear to Ranald. What plots are our God pulling right now?

WHEREAS, it has come to the attention of His Majesty Emperor Luitpold I that the Imperial Citizens of Eastern Stirland are suffering under the yoke of Vampiric Oppression;
WHEREAS, it is known that the Colleges of Magic are bound by the Articles of Imperial Magic, as laid down by Emperor Magnus the Pious (S·T·T·L);
WHEREAS, it is recognized that the Colleges of Magic are Empowered and Required to seek out and combat the dark forces of Necromancy throughout the Empire;
IT IS DECREED, that the Colleges of Magic are given full and complete permission to unleash any and all magics, enchantments, abilities and allies they see fit that are permitted under the Articles of Imperial Magic;
IT IS DECREED, that the aforementioned permissions explicitly include the application of the restricted powers known as Battle Magics, and those that specialize in their applications;
IT IS DECREED, that this declaration will be in effect for the entirety of the realm of Eastern Stirland, that some know as Sylvania;
IT IS DECREED, that this declaration will be in effect from this day until the last Vampire is driven from the Empire's borders.
May Sigmar have mercy on their souls.

Proclaimed at the Imperial Palace of Altdorf on this the 12th Day of Erntezeit.
Signed by the Emperor Luitpold von Holswig-Schliestein the First.
Signed by the Supreme Patriarch Dragomas of the Amber Order.

Read when it was first posted, still awesome.

A few badly-made necromantic artefacts dropped into a volcano later, you arrive back in Karak Eight Peaks, which is not yet so inured to you that the arrival of a dragon skull doesn't get stares.

The day that K8P gets used to our bullshit will be a day of tragedy and heartbreak.

[Advanced Infiltration acquired]

Hahahahaha didn't even have to waste an action.

Riding the high right now, will vote later.
 
@BoneyM Prolly will be more important to remind you tomorrow after the vote closes and you actually start writing the social turn, but here's at least one of the 'remind me in the social update' conversations:

Right, added options to check in on those to the list.

@BoneyM A couple of questions:
If we dispel/induce miscast on a necromantic spell, would we be doing so in a way that violates the Articles? Alternatively,would it be very obvious that we had read a ton on necromancy?

No and no. This bonus is safe.
 
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The balls. The Sheer. Fucking. BALLS on this woman. I want to know. I want to know EVERYTHING.

[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.

[X] Karak Kadrin, presenting them with the skull of an old enemy (but not to keep).
[X] Karak Hirn, to satisfy your curiousity about Prince Ulthar.

[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
 
So that's the Liber Mortis finished then? Time to find a hole to bury it in, or figure out a way to sneak it to the Amethyst Order.

We've learned Basic Dhar Handling, Dhar Dispersion, Dhar contamination symptoms, and necromancy counterspell expertise.
 
Added this to the update:


Then there's the book report you won't be sharing with the Ducklings: the final portion of the Liber Mortis. With Sylvania once more a comfortable distance away, you fill some of your spare time with the continued examination of Frederick's life story. With his sanity fraying and the Skaven escalating their presence, he begins to take apprentices from among his subjects, and with so few remaining and so few of those with even the tiny sliver of magical ability necromancy required, he couldn't be choosy. Much of the pages are consumed with him doubting their loyalty or motivations, and then him examining his own doubts to try to decide if they're genuine or further signs of his mental degradation. The neat hand of Vlad appears more and more, chronicling events that Frederick never got around to mentioning, having instead filled the pages with his second-guessing of himself.

Even as the war against the Skaven begins to swing in Frederick's favour, the war within his mind spirals quickly. By the time that the Empire had mobilized under the future Emperor Mandred, Frederick was so far gone that with three pages of scrawled suspicion and paranoia he had talked himself into believing that they were allied with the rats and had begun to formulate battle plans along a second front. The rantings are cut off mid-sentence, and only a single line appears below:

The results are conclusive. Nagash's Art cannot be safely wielded by even the best of mortals. May his Morr be more merciful than Usirian.

The remainder of the book is the one most of the tome's readers skip directly to - spells, rituals, and preparations. You're tempted to skim right past it, but this was written by Frederick before he had started to deteriorate and every spell lays down the form of each spell with such precision that the vulnerabilities are immediately obvious. You find yourself engrossed, and hours later your mind is filled with the unwelcome knowledge of how to perform every type of necromancy, but also the very useful knowledge of how to shatter them all. You return the book to its hiding place and sit down to digest all that you've learned.

[Skill gained: Necromantic Insight]
So....will Necromantic spells be added to our spell book?
 
That update was fucking rad. I haven't dug into the social options yet, but I would like to advise the following:
[ ] Loremaster: Expert on weaving

DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS GUY.

Remember, the title of this quest is Divided Loyalties. He's a Loremaster from Karak Hirn, his clan has close ties to the Weaver's Guild of Karak Hirn, and we are hoping to jump-start a textiles industry that will blow them out of the sky.

This is a very bad idea. Unless we roll super well for his loyalty to the job, his loyalty to his clan and Karak is going to seriously undercut the thing we want him to do; I'm not saying he'd deliberately sabotage us, but he might drag his feet or drop tips to his clan about what's coming. Don't hire your competitors.
 
The results are conclusive. Nagash's Art cannot be safely wielded by even the best of mortals. May his Morr be more merciful than Usirian.
Remember how Boney once mentioned that there was an in-universe debate if Freddy was actually going mad and evil or not? Guess, this settles that.

07, Frederick. It is a pity that you didn't get some dignity in death, but even if your "heirs" are all total shitheads in general, your own personal sacrifices were not in vain. Hopefully, you get some mitigation points in your afterlife judgment.
 
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[X] Roswita, as she tries to wrap her head around the influx of Battle Wizards.
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.

It'll be nice to develop a genuinely friendly relationship with her, as well as completely soldify her status as SAFE.
Be it through a crash course in high-risk magical diplomacy or bonding over witch hunting work, I want to talk and help.

[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.

... You don't just see Ranald's second favorite and turn away. Especially when she neck-romanced the Emperor's bones.
 
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Plan, oh, right, there are humans in the peaks.

[X] Sir Ruprecht Wulfhart, Grand Master of the Winter Wolves of Ulrikadrin
[X] Titus Muggins
[X] Princess Edda, to pry for details about her illicit romance with Prince Kazrik.
[X] Karak Kadrin, presenting them with the skull of an old enemy (but not to keep).
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.



[X] The best reading chair ever.
[X] Loremaster: Expert on beekeeping

I think we should really take a look at the other parts of the peak community.

before we forget that we are not a dwarf.
 
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[X] Empress 'Heidi', to see if you can snatch a private moment to speak honestly with her.
[X] Kragg the Grim, who you could likely convince to start gloating.
[X] Roswita, to present her with a copy of the book her late father contributed to.
[X] Try to find Kasmir in Sylvania.
 
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