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Okay, Nighttime Visit into MMM shadow knife is actually a really nice idea. Nighttime visit -> Mockery of Death -> MMM Shadow Knives or Magic Dart -> that leaves a death that looks natural, but if they do an autopsy they will see horrible wounds inside his body with no external wounds. That fits the bill exactly: zero risk to Mathilde and it looks like a magical death that someone was trying hard to make look mundane.

Does anyone see a problem with this as a writein?
How long does it take MMM to apply, though?
 
@Boney would this work?

[ ] Plan: Spontaneous Heart Attack
-[ ] Sneak into the Tzar's chambers while he is asleep and implant him with a Matrix loaded with the shadow dagger spell variation set to go off the next day.
 
Does anyone know if that's that's case? I know they can do Necromancy but I can't recall if they're able to use other Winds too.

Vampires can use anything but Life. Outside of the Necrarchs, most Vampires stick to Death and Shadow.

@Boney would this work?

[ ] Plan: Spontaneous Heart Attack
-[ ] Sneak into the Tzar's chambers while he is asleep and implant him with a Matrix set with the shadow dagger spell variation set to go off the next day.

Yes.
 
So this is the thesis:

He takes a moment to gather himself. "I would have liked him to have a proper end against foes of Kislev, but there is a better way now. Do it as quietly as possible, leaving no evidence. If the way you do it could only have been done with magic, that is good."

You run through the possibilities in your head for what he might be up to. Drycha? No, she might be capable, but from her reputation she isn't one for subtlety. Then the only possibility that comes to mind is that the investigation into the Kalashiniviks must have found something - or can be made to seem like it found something. "As if a Lahmian had done it?"

He nods. "As if a Lahmian had done it while doing their best not to leave evidence that a Lahmian did it. If there is one enemy of Kislev that father would proactively take steps against, it is those that would seek to restore Kattarin. It would be easily believed that when discovered, they would seek to remove him."
In order:
[ ] Nighttime Visit
Sneak into his chambers at night, and leave a corpse to be found in the morning. Lowest risk, but leaves a killing that could have been done by mundane methods.

Cons: Needs further evidence of why it could only have done by magic, thought if the guards patrols are good enough that might not be too big an issue.

Skywalk, more importantly, evidence of someone flying and using the window could be extremely helpful in selling this while maintaining that edge of looking like a Lamhain concealing their own involvement.



[ ] Spectacle
Strike while the Tzar is in company, with plenty of witnesses to make it clear that this was no mundane assassin.
Cons: This is loud and more importantly fails the test of looking like a Lamhain trying to cover their tracks. Making things clear that it wasn't mundane easily isn't what we want. Ideally we want the fact that this required something supernatural to need at least some investigation (though obviously not so much that it can be overlooked.

[ ] Hunting Incident
Intercept him during one of his frequent hunting trips and slay him by some suitably unnatural means. Escape should be easy, but it does mean that him and everyone around him will be armed and alert.
Not sure how we'd do the charade of Vampire trying to make it look mundane here but it has some promise.

[ ] Other (write in)
I'm quite fond of the idea of making it look like only someone who could fly (or climb sheer walls) could have got him. It's a good staple of vampire stories.

@Boney Would combining a variation on Nighttime visit like this work as a write in?

[] Draculina's Nighttime Visit
-[] If suitable for infiltration, utilise Skywalk or, after target is dead, deliberately create evidence trails that point to something infiltrating via flight. If undetected, during exfiltration, find a suitable witness or number of witnesses and have them see a very attractive but generic woman wandering the palace (either via illusion or combining doppelganger and mutable visage). If additional evidence of magical infiltration is required consider using magical lock to leave behind one or more doors that cannot be opened by mundane means in suitably 'subtle' places. Alternatively, consider using stealing an additional uniform or uniforms and casting magical lock the wardrobe containing the remaining uniforms.

Not entirely sure if using magical lock is too identifiable as Ulgu or not, but it seems likely Vampires might have similar spells (or access to Ulgu spells).
 
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I think... we go with Nighttime Visit, but make it unnaturally clean. So clean, that you can't help but be suspicious. Then, upon closer inspection, an observer would notice it's a supernatural death (asphyxiated without the person in question leaving signs of struggling for air). That or Spectacle (Mockery of Death -> Shadow Knives Matrix).

How hard would it be to plant some traces of Dhar, and would it violate the articles?
It wouldn't be hard (just crush Winds into Dhar), and would violate the articles, but a Lahmian probably wouldn't leave many traces of Dhar in the first place, so we don't need to cross that line.

How long does it take MMM to apply, though?
Minutes, I'm pretty sure. But that's not a problem because we can always just Mockery of Death him before doing it.

An hour. The Matrix's entry in the character sheet says an hour.
 
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Maybe also cast Sounds to make an unnatural scream come from the Tzar's bedroom? But by the time the guards get there...

...okay, for plausibility's sake, not because I expect most Kislevites to be well-versed in arcane lore, what spells could a Lahmian have for an assassination? Or for cutting short an assassination that failed to be quiet?
Any standard Ulgu spell should work.
 
Shadow Knife matrix does have some appeal, though I would also like to propose a basic "sneak in, Sleep/Mindhole guards, shadow knife stab" plan, with the hope that the Tzars guards would not in fact assume they just happened to fall asleep on duty just as the Tzar was murdered
 
Ok, so this may be overcomplicating it, but a staple of supernatural mystery stuff in the killer trying to diguise their nature by disfiguring the corpse to distract from the actual killing wound.
So here is my idea for the threads consideration:
1) Go in at night
2) Put him under Mockery of death
3) Drain his blood via two small puncture wounds until dead
4) Disfigure him like you are trying to hide the wounds, but barely didn't succeed
5) Exit
We could also leave a few obvious mindholes among the nighttime guards.

Remember that the ideal is 'it looks like vampires trying not to look like vampires'. Draining blood is obviously vampires even *without* the puncture wounds.
 
I'd like to advise against being too blatant with the planted evidence that it's a Lahmian. In particular, I'm not convinced that we could successfully make a pair of incisions and drain his blood in a way that would be convincing to people in the know when they examine the corpse, and I have to assume that the Tsarevich Pavel Society will be getting involved.

Blatant use of Ulgu on some of the guards is fine, shattering a window and leaving an illusion of a bat is fine, but I don't think we can do a realistic exsanguination.
 
..... This feels dirty. I will not take part in this assassination.
I did not vote against but now I wish I did.

I swear. I don't know why I feel this disgust. I usually love stealth assassination games.

Maybe I subconsciously fear this will cause Kislev to implode instead of stabilize.
 
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So MMM + Shadow Knives means we can put it on him when he's asleep and trigger it when he's feasting or hunting? I'd vote for that. Otherwise just killing him in the night makes the most sense to me.

Or we could use MMM + Mockery of Death and trigger it mid-hunt, the issue would be ensuring he actually dies... Hm, I get why Regimand recruited an Amethyst.
 
Reposting my proposed write-in since it got messed up and swallowed by a quote box the first time and while I've fixed it I'm not sure if @'s work when edited.

@Boney Would combining a variation on Nighttime visit like this work as a write in? Please ignore this if the first @ worked.

[] Draculina's Nighttime Visit
-[] If suitable for infiltration, utilise Skywalk or, after target is dead, deliberately create evidence trails that point to something infiltrating via flight. If undetected, during exfiltration, find a suitable witness or number of witnesses and have them see a very attractive but generic woman wandering the palace (either via illusion or combining doppelganger and mutable visage). If additional evidence of magical infiltration is required consider using magical lock to leave behind one or more doors that cannot be opened by mundane means in suitably 'subtle' places. Alternatively, consider using stealing an additional uniform or uniforms and casting magical lock the wardrobe containing the remaining uniforms.
 
I have a lot of concerns with how, apart from that one time when she was dismantling the conspiracy with Regimand post-Drakenhof, Mathilde has a very poor track record with the "getting away cleanly" part of an assassination. I am inclined towards Nighttime Visit just because it has the least means of us fucking up beyond a desirable level.
I'd say the Hunting Incident would be better from that perspective. Being out in the sticks means that we'll have tons of escape vectors. Ulgu should allow us to escape, and a dirty Ulgu-assisted escape would be good for blaming the Lahmians so long as we aren't specifically identified.
We can just tell Boris that the evidence is there if they look inside the body, and then Boris will make sure that happens.
Again, not sure if autopsies are an accepted thing in Warhammer. Boris might not be able to order one without raising eyebrows, especially if we do our job too well.
 
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