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Orbs just as Telics arrives would be one hell of a flex, along with Mathilde getting Telics to come back people may want her to become in charge of the Colleges based off that.
Teclis, recognising they want to put her in charge of everything, and knowing that kind of role is a living hell, advises her to run.
 
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I hadn't noticed that LUMW says the battle is in Norsca.
There's a throwaway line in LUMW about how the charge of the Chaos hordes tore up the coast of Norsca, and the drowning of the field by Manann is said to be the origin of the Sea of Chaos which is between Norsca and the Northern Wastes.
MF is quite clear that the battle occurs at the "Great Pyramid" which I was assuming is in Ulthuan, possibly the Shrine of Asuryan. It is probably not in Lustria because LUMW is pretty clear that the battle occurred in the north. The Obernarn Stone also mentions Asuryan's "Gleaming Pyramid", so I suspect LUMW is correct about the latitude and wrong about the rest of the details.
MF says more than 'Great Pyramid' - it says the defenders were driven up the pyramid to the "Diamond Throne". That seems like a clear description of Asuryan's Great Pyramid, the one from which He rules the heavens. This is also what OS appears to say but there it says "Flaming Phoenix, whom all had thought dead, returned from atop His Gleaming Pyramid", and I think it's possible to read that as Asuryan joining the battle and bringing the pyramid with Him, rather than the pyramid being the original location of the battle.

While the Shrine of Asuryan is definitely built in imitation of Asuryan's pyramid I don't think the Asur claim that it is the pyramid of Asuryan, as that pyramid is supposed to be in the Heavens with Asuryan Himself. Of course it could still be that the Shrine of Asuryan was built upon the place where the Gods gathered to fight Chaos or whatever, perhaps the place where the Qt Deific Interfaces were connected to or something like that. On the other hand our best guess for Qt is Quintex, which isn't in Ulthuan.
 
I thought it was risky, but not that risky. Does it really have a 0% success rate to date?
It was brought up ages and ages ago. Let me see if I can find the quotation; I remember it because "available paths to immortality that aren't Vampirism" was an interesting topic.

HanEmpire said:
Are there any Gold Wizards who are 100% gold, including their brain matter?
Brain-gilding has yet to be successfully demonstrated.
I suppose technically that answer allows for a failed gilding to lead to lobotomisation and spending the rest of your days in Frederheim, too. So 0% success rate, rather than the "0% survival rate" that I'd said.
 
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Amoral actions often work fantastically! Foooor the person being amoral. For a group/society as a whole they are often incredibly deleterious. So society yells at people not to do those things.
I think there's several actual studies and such arguing that it's really bad for the amoral individual, too. *side-eyes Twitter X*
As the self-designated President of the Ranald is Asuryan Society, let me save you some time:
You should've quoted your full post. I think it's a really good theory for the time, positing that one of the deities could have had their identity stolen during the war against chaos. With what we've learned since, it's increasingly likely that this kind of thing happened multiple times during the Warhammer world's multi-choice past. Even if there never was exactly the situation where Ranald pretended to be Asuryan.
 
Well, while we're back on the topic of gods and creation myths. Didn't somebody refer to Norsca as a shattered prison at one point? I wanna say Borek? It doesn't seem to match any of the city locations from the sidestory, so I'm kinda wondering what that leaves for options.

... are trolls native to Mallus? Or did old ones make them? Norsca *is* pretty close to troll country if some old one was fucking around doing a pet project up in norsca.

Edit: Ah, found it.
Why Ekrund, pinned between the Badlands and the sea? Why Norsca, the shattered remnants of another prison? Why the Middle Mountains, desolate and cursed? Why risk everything to travel across the Dark Lands and the Great Ocean, often never to be heard from again?
 
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I think there's several actual studies and such arguing that it's really bad for the amoral individual, too. *side-eyes Twitter X*
It... honestly depends. A lot of the time it works out badly, but unfortunately it can work out very well too- there's a reason corporations tend to be led by people who focus on profit over things like 'customer satisfaction' and 'ethics', for example. No idea what the ratio is between success and failure though.
 
There's a throwaway line in LUMW about how the charge of the Chaos hordes tore up the coast of Norsca, and the drowning of the field by Manann is said to be the origin of the Sea of Chaos which is between Norsca and the Northern Wastes.

MF says more than 'Great Pyramid' - it says the defenders were driven up the pyramid to the "Diamond Throne". That seems like a clear description of Asuryan's Great Pyramid, the one from which He rules the heavens. This is also what OS appears to say but there it says "Flaming Phoenix, whom all had thought dead, returned from atop His Gleaming Pyramid", and I think it's possible to read that as Asuryan joining the battle and bringing the pyramid with Him, rather than the pyramid being the original location of the battle.

While the Shrine of Asuryan is definitely built in imitation of Asuryan's pyramid I don't think the Asur claim that it is the pyramid of Asuryan, as that pyramid is supposed to be in the Heavens with Asuryan Himself. Of course it could still be that the Shrine of Asuryan was built upon the place where the Gods gathered to fight Chaos or whatever, perhaps the place where the Qt Deific Interfaces were connected to or something like that. On the other hand our best guess for Qt is Quintex, which isn't in Ulthuan.

Could the Pyramid be the repurposed research ship of QT? It's noted that all the researches except the Cathayan ones had converted theirs. Assuming the twin-tailed comet of Sotek is the Lustrian one, and this is old one tech, having a ship with esoteric effects wouldn't be too far out field there.
 
You should've quoted your full post. I think it's a really good theory for the time, positing that one of the deities could have had their identity stolen during the war against chaos. With what we've learned since, it's increasingly likely that this kind of thing happened multiple times during the Warhammer world's multi-choice past. Even if there never was exactly the situation where Ranald pretended to be Asuryan.

I did consider making a serious post quoting a few of my theories, but I decided against it for a few reasons:

1) I'm at work, it's a Saturday, and I'm in retail. I super don't have the bandwidth right now to make effort posts, or to respond to people who would inevitably be pointing out the various things that have changed since I originally posted those theories.

2) I would have gotten far fewer funny reacts, and funny reacts are how I judge my Inherent Worth As A Human Being.

So yeah, I went with the silly joke instead.
 
The Sea of Claws has always looked weird to me. I get that it's the fantasy version of the Baltic Sea, but it looks like someone just erased all the land between Norsca and Nordland.
 
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If we're talking about important metaphysical prisons to the north of the empire, then there's surely also a connection to be drawn to the Girl In Glass/Arianka situation? Maybe there was a whole prison complex, and "Arianka" or the "Crystal Coffin" are one of the few portions of the prison that didn't get destroyed?
 
Could the Pyramid be the repurposed research ship of QT? It's noted that all the researches except the Cathayan ones had converted theirs. Assuming the twin-tailed comet of Sotek is the Lustrian one, and this is old one tech, having a ship with esoteric effects wouldn't be too far out field there.
Could be. One of the effects I would definitely expect Old One ships to have is the power to float, so maybe the repurposed ship was partly used to keep Ulthuan afloat? The design of the Shrine of Asuryan is noted to have a non-elven design reminiscent of the Slann's temple cities, so I think it's quite possible that it's Old One tech. There's also a myth of Asuryan creating Ulthuan from the body of Draugnir, and we know that Draugnir worked in Qt, that could also be related somehow.
 
Could be. One of the effects I would definitely expect Old One ships to have is the power to float, so maybe the repurposed ship was partly used to keep Ulthuan afloat? The design of the Shrine of Asuryan is noted to have a non-elven design reminiscent of the Slann's temple cities, so I think it's quite possible that it's Old One tech. There's also a myth of Asuryan creating Ulthuan from the body of Draugnir, and we know that Draugnir worked in Qt, that could also be related somehow.
I think there has been something mentioned about Ithilmar being only found there as something to do with an Old One ship?

Which would suggest Talabheim as a place of interest…

I kinda wonder if the focus on the 'wooded plateau' has focused us too much on Karak Norn. It's not impossible that it was a place that was a wooded plateau but is no longer.

Talabheim would have looked different before it was cratered in…
 
I think there has been something mentioned about Ithilmar being only found there as something to do with an Old One ship?
Not that I recall. I think the only connection they have is that they're both silver.
Which would suggest Talabheim as a place of interest…
I'm pretty sure that Talabheim had Ithilmar simply because it had elves back when it was Athel Maraya, and the elves had Ithilmar.
I kinda wonder if the focus on the 'wooded plateau' has focused us too much on Karak Norn. It's not impossible that it was a place that was a wooded plateau but is no longer.
It's not just that Karak Norn is a wooded plateau and so is Cd, it's also the fact that Karak Norn is a wooded plateau right next to Athel Loren and Radixashen is in canon a Forest Dragon in Athel Loren. Still not enough to make it a definitive match, but quite suggestive imo.
 
It should be noted that the Sacred Flame of Ulric isn't associated with any pyramid. Also pyramids seem like a pretty common Old One motif, so finding one in Cd won't really prove anything

I thought that a truncated pyramid and a mountain with it's top flattened had the same profile? Ulric may have been making a discount pyramid to keep the flame on.

The other thing I was thinking is that if the field was flooded, the original crystal throne might still be somewhere underneath the sea of claws?
 
I think the simplest explanation for Ulric's Flame is that he is the god of survival as well as the god of winter, and what one needs to survive a winter is a fire.
 
Which is nuts, where a plane uses the laws of physics and aerodynamics to fly a helicopter goes "fuck you fuck you fuck you" at the speed of it's Rotorblades.
Not really. Helicopters use the exact same principles as fixed wing aircraft to fly. Weirder is the fact that the Dwarfs use gyrocopters, which mean the rotors on top of them aren't powered by an engine.

I think there has been something mentioned about Ithilmar being only found there as something to do with an Old One ship?
It was a theory people discussed, but no word as to it being canon (and I personally find it unlikely).
 
I thought that a truncated pyramid and a mountain with it's top flattened had the same profile? Ulric may have been making a discount pyramid to keep the flame on.
Kind of, maybe? But Asuryan's pyramid is actually not flat topped, it's a proper pyramid with a pointy tip.
The other thing I was thinking is that if the field was flooded, the original crystal throne might still be somewhere underneath the sea of claws?
Cadaeth mentions a "Frozen Throne of Ulric", which I believe is quest original. The closest thing someone suggested when I asked if it had a canonical source was the Order of the Winter Throne, but their wiki page does mention a mysterious "Throne of the Snow King" which is hidden somewhere in Norsca, and Norsca is the closest region to the supposed flooded battlefield.
 
I think the simplest explanation for Ulric's Flame is that he is the god of survival as well as the god of winter, and what one needs to survive a winter is a fire.
He's not really a god of fire, though, just that one flame in particular. And it's not a flame that warns you up either.

An Ulrican once got picked up by the head and defenestrated by a Priest of Dazh in Pragg for suggesting that Kislevites had no need for Dazh's flame because faith in Ulric would allow them to withstand the cold.
 
Teclis, recognising they want to put her in charge of everything, and knowing that kind of role is a living hell, advises her to run.
*Hands her a yard-high stack of paper from a liminal realm*
"Here, this is about 3% of my backlog. Since it's from me, they can't argue against you doing those instead. It should keep you busy and away from the seat for at least 50 years. Now flee, you fool!"
 
He's not really a god of fire, though, just that one flame in particular. And it's not a flame that warns you up either.

An Ulrican once got picked up by the head and defenestrated by a Priest of Dazh in Pragg for suggesting that Kislevites had no need for Dazh's flame because faith in Ulric would allow them to withstand the cold.
It totally does and could, to be fair. But, somehow, I think that relying on the god of self-sufficiency like that wouldn't work out anyhow.

The nice thing about fire and the sun is that they don't require you to pray too much to get started or anything. This lets you share them with, e.g, normal people.
 
Cadaeth mentions a "Frozen Throne of Ulric", which I believe is quest original. The closest thing someone suggested when I asked if it had a canonical source was the Order of the Winter Throne, but their wiki page does mention a mysterious "Throne of the Snow King" which is hidden somewhere in Norsca, and Norsca is the closest region to the supposed flooded battlefield.
...isn't Throgg the King of Trolls supposed to sit on some kind of throne?

Throgg is Aauyan's Heir confirmed
 
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