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@Boney, thanks for the tension this update will cause (no sarcasm). It's a good element, and it stacks neatly on top of our other clandestine issues in a way that will make the thread wiggly, I feel.

We've been through a lot without really getting an eyeful of evil or anything, and that feels like it's made people a bit unused to how the world of Warhammer is supposed to be. Just getting a Smug Bird Call is being treated by some as a massive and staggering failure and something we're going to have to scour our souls over...

But Smug Bird Calls are literally a Medium Magnitude Miscast option. The Big Smug Birds specifically are on the Major Miscast table, but something of this flavor of evil has been an option since we made Magister.

It's good that we're getting to engage with the meat of spirituality in the setting; even if they're sort of chumps, the bad guys are allowed to play too, and we're exactly in every demographic where they would want to bother trying.

It's easy to stay loyal when the bad guys aren't paying us. When we can drop the embezzlement because we don't need the cash, and ignore the conspiracy threatening to black ball us because we don't really feel like it and our boss counter-couped them anyway, and ignore black magic because it's weaker than the legit stuff, and ignore clandestine sin because we're always being watched, even in our own head.

It's easy to stay pious when the gods pay us to. (We're very, very spoiled, really). But real Piety, I think, if it's something to be impressed about, is when we're alone and it's cold and we stay in the dark because we're not willing to accept the slightest bit of hospitality if it comes from an impure source, even if it's real. (That's a big final block, of course; the impure choice being a lie. An excellent rhetorical tool.)

We can't really be pious until the sun goes down and our friends leave and we start to feel like we need a coat, and we're actually offered help, so I'm excited for winter, and for the party to end, and for night to fall, and to know deep down that we really could change it all if we just budged, so to speak. And I'm not sure if real Piety is something to be impressed about in Warhammer, except in that sort of admiration of cold purity that a Slayer strives for, but it's definitely better than the stuff that's only pure because it's never been tested.
 
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Also Goddamn do I really want to write that book now. As pointed out, Liminal Realms and Orbs of Sorcery are both feats Teclis pulled off. The fact that Mathilde now knows how to make both is starting to sound a lot like the puppy doing advanced math analogy.
 
Fuck. Fuck.

...Did Matty just get an Everchosen job offer?
Now I want to see a scene, or just an omake, that goes like this.

The Everchossen had completed his tasks and stand before Be'lakor ready to be crowned.

Be'lakor looks at him then up into the clouds of magic where the gods gaze down on the scene and says "Nope, not this time." and pulls back his arm...
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Mathilde finishes her presentation on how to royally mess up the coming Chaos invasion when the skies roil with unnatural thunder and lightning and while everyone looks up something streaks down to alight upon her head.

As everyone looks on Mathilde pulls the crown of the Everchoosen off her brow and says. "No, just no."
 
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Dhar insight: You've observed Dhar in so many different contexts that you've reached a deep understanding of it without ever wielding it. +10 to studying or countering Dhar-based magics, +20 to wielding Dhar.

Fated: +20 to spellcasting in the presence of Tzeentchian sorcery, ??? when spellcasting in the presence of Tzeentchian sorcery.
Hmm. Tzeentch is Dhar-based, right? Because if so, that's a +30 to countering it—since we would be in its presence—and a +40 just to using it. Which we won't, obviously, but still it's a fucking hilarious thought. And makes Mathilde fucking terrifying with her +29 from raw learning. Either way it would more than double.
I hear and recognise the truth of it.

We should get so bloody hammered we remember absolutely nothing.
Oh she's definitely gonna get hammered. Not so sure she'll forget though.
Important consideration: our hat is so cool that Tzeentch tried to mind game us out of wearing it.
Mathilde is a goddamn fashion queen, and even the gods know it.
 
Okay, but the most important part of the update we all missed...

This Sword of Tlanxla stuff means there's more symbolic predecent tying Ulgu to swords, which is good news for a theoretical Shadow Sword spell!

I, for one, see nothing that could go wrong with taking inspiration from an Eye of Tzeentch when trying to invent new spells.
Hmm. Tzeentch is Dhar-based, right? Because if so, that's a +30 to countering it—since we would be in its presence—and a +40 just to using it. Which we won't, obviously, but still it's a fucking hilarious thought. And makes Mathilde fucking terrifying with her +29 from raw learning. Either way it would more than double.
40 + 29 =...

Is Tzeentch coming onto us?

...Wait, it suddenly also occurs to me that the Funny Sex Number is also an ideal representative numbers for the Chaos Gods.

...I should probably sleep! My brain is being sleepy weird again.
 
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Okay, but the most important part of the update we all missed...

This Sword of Tlanxla stuff means there's more symbolic predecent tying Ulgu to swords, which is good news for a theoretical Shadow Sword spell!

I, for one, see nothing that could go wrong with taking inspiration from an Eye of Tzeentch when trying to invent new spells.

40 + 29 =...

Is Tzeentch coming onto us?

...Wait, it suddenly also occurs to me that the Funny Sex Number is also an ideal representative numbers for the Chaos Gods.
this was Tzeentch way to say it thinks mathlide look really cute in that hat and if she want to hang out sometime 😳 :V
 
I wouldn't mind if we kicked working on our arcane marks a few notches up in priority a bit. Become more familiar with the topology of our soul just in case we have to seal another warp rift closed with willpower alone. It may help us resist in case they try to "gift" us with anything in the future.

But otherwise we should just ignore this and move on with our day.
 
Seriously though, +69 to all Tzeentchian spellcasting makes Mathilde an even scarier Tzeentch mage than she would have been a Necromancer and she was a really scary potential necromancer. It is the height of hilarity for me how big of a threat Mathilde could actually be if she wanted. I honestly see where the whole Everchosen thing comes from.
 
It may be too soon but I think we should look into weaponize AV. Now every other action we have taken with it has lead to knowledge and lore I love. Also I would like to keep a well weapon of mass destruction for when something happens. Do not let a nat 1 ruin research into something that may save a lot of lives it he future.
 
Seriously though, +69 to all Tzeentchian spellcasting makes Mathilde an even scarier Tzeentch mage than she would have been a Necromancer and she was a really scary potential necromancer. It is the height of hilarity for me how big of a threat Mathilde could actually be if she wanted. I honestly see where the whole Everchosen thing comes from.
we truly be a absolute menace to the world if we went bad
 
The thing here that is really insidious is that some of this seems designed to be OOC paranoia fuel. Up until this update Mathilde had near-zero reason to suspect the Everchosen tournament was a thing, beyond a mention from Regimand from how Chaos cults seemed to be acting up lately, and Alberich getting boosted during his fight with her.

We were speculating on whether Egrimm or Alric (and earlier today, Drycha, because of the vision we had with the Hedgewise and also the Manticore accompanying her) were Everchosen candidates, but we only suspected that because of OOC knowledge of the Tournament.

The few things we have to suspect Egrimm and Alric of IC is that the former is quick to recount his wrongs, and that the latter is ambitious and power-hungry, which isn't actually as bad as some other College members we know. So it is very worrisome that birb man decided to talk them up specifically - I hate hate hate to take birb up on his word but I am inclined to think that maybe Egrimm was (knowingly or otherwise) a candidate and now he's not.

Because if it's just a really elaborate ruse that happens to match up with OOC speculation, suspecting Egrimm would definitely hurt our friendship but if it's not and he is or was, it's negligent to not look into it.

...does anyone want to hang out with Egrimm in the near future? I think jumping to stalking is a bit too sudden, personally.

If you write a book of common sense rules you want everyone to follow, you write down "Ignore any claims made by anyone who has zero care for what the truth is" pretty high up there. We weren't invited to try to be the everchosen, a Tzeenchian made claims to that effect which are best treated as nonsense.
That's another thing! If the dice had come up for Khorne, Slaanesh or Nurgle, what the hell would the pitch have been for Everchosen? I really think it was more of a general temptation thing and Tzeentch cottoned on to how some of Mathilde has some extremely out-there daydreams of power. This temptation wouldn't have been nearly so effective from the other three, or Belakor if he was an option.

Important consideration: our hat is so cool that Tzeentch tried to mind game us out of wearing it.
Another important consideration: Tzeentch didn't try to mind game us with the hat by saying 'do you really think your former master would be proud of you wearing that'. He/his birb went in on how he might just like the irony of wearing the garb of those who generally hunt witches, but he didn't go for the obvious emotional consideration. And-

-goddammit, we keep doing it. We keep dwelling and obsessing over the pettiest of its statements. Fuck.
 
I wouldn't mind if we kicked working on our arcane marks a few notches up in priority a bit. Become more familiar with the topology of our soul just in case we have to seal another warp rift closed with willpower alone. It may help us resist in case they try to "gift" us with anything in the future.

But otherwise we should just ignore this and move on with our day.
Hm... Would working on controlling our arcane marks really familiarize us more with our soul?

I suppose that's a "try it and find out thing". I don't think it's a guarantee, though.

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Okay, going to bed for real now. I wonder how many pages I'll have to catch up on when I wake up?
 
So since we are a everchosen candidate I really think we should get on sword training cause uh other everchosen candidate are gonna go after us now because we are in the bowl whether we like it or not
 
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Or am I making a deeper statement about how truly it pleases the Lord of Sorcery for a witch to wear the garb of those that would hunt her
hmm, it not the garb of those that would hunt her tho. It is the hat of a treasured ally and friend, which we wear as a memorial to. Someone who supported our magical endeavors not hunted us for them. And more generally those who wear those hats are our allies against fighting our actual enemies, such as chaos.
 
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Thinking about it, if we told the Colleges we had a Tzeentchian encounter, they might not even want to hear what it said. Its words are designed to cause maximum damage, regardless of veracity.

No, but at the same time... it does fit.

And Mathilde did notice some attention from Chaos during the encounter with Drycha.
I can't think of anything more important to straight-up ignore entirely than "a demon known for lying told me something that could be true, but we can't verify it".
 
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