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I don't really see the point of the Alberich's form action. He's presumably somewhere on the spectrum from squishy human to superhuman demon and I doubt it'll be narrowed down much from that.

I think it'd be better to look into the whole "something is going on in the shadows" thing. If it's Alberich than it's narrows things down for the hunt. If it isn't him, then that's kind of important because the hunt might kick over an unknown hornet nest.

I'd put a plan together if I wasn't on my phone on break at work.
We're siccing the Witch Hunters on the search and it'd be vastly more effective to actually have a set of mutations to check for rather than nab random people for random mutations
 
I mean, you're not wrong. That's the current design philosophy for them, and we've already had discussions on the thread about disappointment there isn't more variety and the limitations of game engines and models. I'd like to think that maybe that's the form they assume when they're showing off for Slaanesh and assembling in armies, but they can assume forms that are more convenient for the situation.

Also, I'm not sure whether the male and female presenting breasts are going to play a factor in fighting Alberich. I doubt he'll just present himself tits out for easy discovery.
... He's gonna hide as a prostitute isn't he? At least if he's going for slaanesh. QUICK! CHECK THE WHORE HOUSES!

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[X] Plan Close the Noose
 
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... He's gonna hide as a prostitute isn't he? At least if he's going for slaanesh. QUICK! CHECK THE WHORE HOUSES!
You're definitely making a joke and I hate to be a buzzkill, but we don't use the w word to refer to prostitutes. It's somewhat derogotary.

Personally prostitution being associated with Slaanesh is a bit of a pet peeve of mine.
 
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... He's gonna hide as a prostitute isn't he? At least if he's going for slaanesh. QUICK! CHECK THE WHORE HOUSES!
As much as memetic Slaanesh is associated with sex, it's important to remember that canon Slaanesh is desire and excess too, and can be present in an artist's perfectionism or the feasting of a glutton.
Personally prostitution being associated with Slaanesh is a bit of a pet peeve of mine.
If anything, they're lower probability of being Slaanesh associated, since the "for money" part of "sex for money" means they probably aren't doing it just to excessively indulge in their own pleasure
 
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You're definitely making a joke and I hate to be a buzzkill, but we don't use the w word to refer to prostitutes. It's somewhat derogotary.

Personally prostitution being associated with Slaanesh is a bit of a pet peeve personally.
Oh, I get it but it sounds better when shouted then "QUICK! CHECK THE HOUSES OF PLEASURES!" and I honestly don't associate prostitutes themselves with slaanesh but if I were a slaaneshi cultists that needed to hide somewhere and I was in the walking, talking and dancing stereotype that is WHF I would hide as a prostitute.

Edit: I just remembered the word bordello...
 
Oh, I get it but it sounds better when shouted then "QUICK! CHECK THE HOUSES OF PLEASURES!" and I honestly don't associate prostitutes themselves with slaanesh but if I were a slaaneshi cultists that needed to hide somewhere and I was in the walking, talking and dancing stereotype that is WHF I would hide as a prostitute.

Edit: I just remembered the word bordello...
Or brothel. Through the years there's been dozens of different variations on the names for places of pleasure.

Anyways, I actually think it'd be stupid to hide as a prostitute. That's one of the first placces where you'd be found out as a Slaaneshi. Prostitutes keep themselves safe and they protect each other (assuming it's a healthy environment) and Slaanesh is the biggest obstacle to a prostitute's job. If they find out one of them is worshipping Slaanesh, chances are they band together to get them busted, and people will jump to help them because prostitution is highly profitable and has historically been an excellent way to maintain public order and happiness. It's one of the least safe spaces for Slaaneshi people.
 
If we do find him, sword to the head should work just as well as fancy excorcism, and if not, i doubt any amount of extra wizards is going to help.
I was favouring Plan Ambush (Mira + manhunt prep), to clear the way with Mira to bring in our minions and ask her to send as many of her own as she can spare, but the above argument convinced me otherwise by pointing out how that wouldn't actually impact the logistics of the manhunt all that much.

[X] Plan Close the Noose
-[X] Scour the city: The Longshanks
-[X] Research: Alberich's form

Obligatory alternative:

[X] Plan Hedging Alric's bets
-[X] Ready forces: Longshanks
--[X] Send Regimand to ready forces in Talagaad
-[X] Attune with Ulgu to prepare to Melkor the whole spa.
 
[X] Plan Searching in the Shadows
[X] Plan Erimm on Blasting Duty

A direct search seems smart to me, we know where to look for him and we have professional monster hunters on call.

I don't think there's any point in readying people around the spa if we miss our monster. Alric is supposed to be one of the most experienced wizards alive, and he's had months to lock that place down. I'm worried we'd only cause confusion because we never made contact with Alric or the Unfahingers.
 
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...how do peasants placate Beastmen? That just seems... weird. How does a tree placate a tornado?

Mentioned in a previous post by Boney here.

There's a number of peasant rituals ostensibly to keep the Beastmen at bay that seem very much like they're actually bribes for the Beastmen to leave them alone, including one where they literally leave cookies out for them. And it seems to work at least some of the time. So maybe some level of coexistence is already happening, even if it's just on the level of 'let's raid the ones that don't leave a barrel of booze out for us every month'.
 
The best way to make sure Alric does not get the credit for succeeding is by helping the ritual succeed. Then stopping it after he fails. It's so obvious.
 
Or brothel. Through the years there's been dozens of different variations on the names for places of pleasure.

Anyways, I actually think it'd be stupid to hide as a prostitute. That's one of the first placces where you'd be found out as a Slaaneshi. Prostitutes keep themselves safe and they protect each other (assuming it's a healthy environment) and Slaanesh is the biggest obstacle to a prostitute's job. If they find out one of them is worshipping Slaanesh, chances are they band together to get them busted, and people will jump to help them because prostitution is highly profitable and has historically been an excellent way to maintain public order and happiness. It's one of the least safe spaces for Slaaneshi people.
Brothels seem more likely Nurgle's territory.
At least, if abusive

...how do peasants placate Beastmen? That just seems... weird. How does a tree placate a tornado?
Most beastmen tribes wouldn't mind overlooking a village if its a source of luxuries they can't make themselves.
Especially if they used to be a villager
 
Beastmen have a level of intelligence. "Raid the villages that don't pay tribute" is a simple calculation that they can make. If all the villages are paying tribute, then "raid the village that pays the smallest tribute". If the only village nearby is paying tribute, then they'd likely still raid that village, but it would be lower priority compared to villages that don't keep tribute. Beastmen are also obsessed with Gaves:

"Throughout the lands of the Empire and northwards, it is not uncommon for healthy Human parents to produce a Mutant child. Some try to conceal their baby's deformities, but most feel such shame that they give them up to the forests and rivers, abandoning them to die from hunger or exposure. The Beastmen are keen for the whimpers of these lost children. Such foundlings are always adopted and reared with the rest of the herd, since the Beastmen regard these infants as gifts from their Gods.

These Mutants are called Gaves or Gave Children. As they grow, they often become Gors, Ungors, or even Brays, but the rest of the herd do not apply the same stigma that they do others of their kind since they are holy (or, rather, unholy) gifts, and any Gave can rise high in Beastman society" Page 102 Tome of Corruption

I imagine if a village regularly gives Gave children, Beastmen are going to tell each other that they should probably not raid the village. Why do so when they give so many precious gifts?
 
Anyways, I actually think it'd be stupid to hide as a prostitute. That's one of the first placces where you'd be found out as a Slaaneshi. Prostitutes keep themselves safe and they protect each other (assuming it's a healthy environment) and Slaanesh is the biggest obstacle to a prostitute's job. If they find out one of them is worshipping Slaanesh, chances are they band together to get them busted, and people will jump to help them because prostitution is highly profitable and has historically been an excellent way to maintain public order and happiness. It's one of the least safe spaces for Slaaneshi people.
Also, given that prostitutes perform their job without much clothing, any mutation would be extremely obvious.
 
Beastmen have a level of intelligence. "Raid the villages that don't pay tribute" is a simple calculation that they can make. If all the villages are paying tribute, then "raid the village that pays the smallest tribute". If the only village nearby is paying tribute, then they'd likely still raid that village, but it would be lower priority compared to villages that don't keep tribute. Beastmen are also obsessed with Gaves:

"Throughout the lands of the Empire and northwards, it is not uncommon for healthy Human parents to produce a Mutant child. Some try to conceal their baby's deformities, but most feel such shame that they give them up to the forests and rivers, abandoning them to die from hunger or exposure. The Beastmen are keen for the whimpers of these lost children. Such foundlings are always adopted and reared with the rest of the herd, since the Beastmen regard these infants as gifts from their Gods.

These Mutants are called Gaves or Gave Children. As they grow, they often become Gors, Ungors, or even Brays, but the rest of the herd do not apply the same stigma that they do others of their kind since they are holy (or, rather, unholy) gifts, and any Gave can rise high in Beastman society" Page 102 Tome of Corruption

I imagine if a village regularly gives Gave children, Beastmen are going to tell each other that they should probably not raid the village. Why do so when they give so many precious gifts?
I know you are the expert here and most certainly compared to me, but I read the passage you quoted as implying that the beastmen don't realize that the gave come from the village.
 
...how do peasants placate Beastmen? That just seems... weird. How does a tree placate a tornado?
Beastmen are sentient, thinking and while usually malevolent, lot of that is taught. Considering lot of those that probably wander forests of the Empire are skinchangers that likely came from those selfsame villages instead of actually born and bred beastmen the idea is not that far fetched, and thats even if you do subscribe to the theory of natural beastmen being irrevocably evil.

There is also, in at least one source material, a secret Beastmen fiefdom in the west, in Bretonnia, that operates mostly on similar principle to Norscan tribes (EDIT: NVM, i remember reading about it but i can't seem to find the source anymore, so probably just my imagination), with slaves and free living humans paying tributes instead of just running on pure destruction that Beastmen are said to embody.
 
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