Zhengui wants to learn about geomancy? That would be a fun omake...
An Unusual Applicant
"Sir, Sect Master Zuo Shi, we have a dilemma."
"What dilemma, Elder Tao, is of such grave severity that it requires my personal attention and can not be handled by you or your subordinates?"
"We have an interesting applicant to our Sect that… you should approve or deny as the head of our sect."
"I figured that there was an issue with an applicant given your department, but, again, why can you not make the decision?"
"The applicant's submission is supported with arguments drafted by Cai Renxiang, the heir apparent to the Emerald Seas, sir. Such arguments have been viewed and debated amongst our legal experts and we have even applied for help from higher-ranking members of the Ministry of Law, and the results are depressingly clear. To deny the applicant admission would be to disobey the Empresses' edicts and violate the Empire's laws."
"Why is the admission in question then? I'm not seeing a reason why I should be the one to approve or deny the applicant if even the Ministry of Law says that to deny would be in violation of the Empresses' edicts."
"The applicant isn't human, sir."
"What?"
"Not human, as in, not formed from the clay of the Nameless Mother and given life by the Breath of the Nameless Father."
"I'm not asking for a theology lesson on what makes someone a human, Elder! I'm asking why the applicant isn't human!"
"They weren't born human, sir? I'm confused by your question."
"... What are they?"
"A Xuanwu. A peculiar breed of Xuanwu found in the Emerald Seas only recently."
"Name?"
"Zhengui"
"Hmph, age?"
"14 years old, sir"
"Stage of cultivation?"
"Cyan, sir."
"And the Ministry of Law has determined that Lady Cai's arguments are of sufficient merit that to deny the applicant would be against the Empresses' edicts?"
"... yes sir."
"Approve the application, and may the Great Spirits have mercy on our souls."
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Entering the Imperial Hammer Sect hadn't been his first choice in life, Wao Lu thought. But when the Ministry of Integrity told him that he could either enter a sect and become a cultivator or stay and keep farming the land his ancestors had farmed for countless generations, he had been on the wagon before they could finish. Because while working the land certainly had some appeal, consistency and dependability came to mind, being a cultivator and shaping literal mountains to be more useful had a lot more appeal. And a lot more money. But now that he was here… things were getting a lot more confusing. Unusual and confusing.
Everyone had been assigned roommates and directed to lodgings. Except him. Oh, he had been directed to his lodgings but the name of his roommate was Zhen Tui or something, he wasn't entirely sure. Because his roommate wouldn't be living in the housing set aside by the Sect. Apparently, Zhen Tui was "too large" to live in the standard housing, and that accommodations had to be made somewhere on this mountain. How a person could be so fat as to not fit inside the housing, and still be alive, he didn't know.
He was about to find out though. Since this individual was his roommate, he had been assigned to get him for the daily lessons and to make sure that this Zhen Tui made it to the lectures on time. However, as he followed his map, he began to hear a strange rumbling and a hissing. Upon turning the corner, he found a sprawling hill, covered in strange mixing of vents where he could see a mirage of heat and trees sprouting throughout the hill. Atop the hill sat a giant turtle with a snake wrapped around it, both heads glaring at each other.
"I...I ap...apolgize for my intrusion mighty spirit," Wao Lu stammered out while bowing low.
The two heads turned and peered at him, two eyes blazing green and two eyes blazing red. It seemed that they were looking past him, not really seeing him at the moment. Which was great. Fantastic even! He could just slowly walk backward and see where he had made a wrong turn.
"Are you Wao Lu?" The spirit beast asked, his two voices sending the air vibrating almost painfully.
He paused. "Ah.. yes?"
"Excellent!" Boomed the spirit as it began to trundle towards him, shrinking with every step. "Elder Tao indicated that you would be my roommate and that our lessons would be together. I, the magnificent Zhengui, appreciate your assistance in this matter. We are sure that with your help our understanding of geomantic principles will greatly deepen."
This had to be a terrible mistake.
A/N: Here's a quick little thing about Zhengui learning at the Imperial Hammer Sect because they are the premier school for individuals wanting to learn large scale terrain manipulation and weather control. I also think it would be hilarious for a very traditional Imperial school to be forced to accept Zhengui because someone forgot to stipulate that only humans could apply to Sects.
@yrsillar another omake for the omake throne!