Ship of Fools: A Taylor Varga Omake (Complete)

Omake: Reassembling Shards
Obviously Taylor still has her insect-multitasking powers in SoF, but, awkward people (like me :) ) will be interested in knowing what's up with the other half of the cape-shard pair. :)



Taylor watched as her alternate waved, smiling. She waved back, also smiling, and feeling rather satisfied. The other girl turned around and went on her way, stopping when a familiar man came around the corner in front of her, then running towards him.

Satisfied, Taylor closed the wormhole and turned to her friends. "That's the last of them."

"Things seem to have gone well, I feel," the Varga commented, looking pleased.

"Yep. It was an interesting experience."

"I think they also thought that," Lisa laughed. "Poor Daniel. He was looking very confused there at the end."

"Not as much as Xander's friends were," Amy giggled, shaking her head. "That was hilarious."

"You really shouldn't do things like that," Kevin said, although when they looked at him he was visibly suppressing a grin. "We know from the historical documents that Slayers are jumpy."

"Historical documents," Randall snickered. "Hey, we need to go find those guys some day, it would be a lot of fun."

"Might be worth a try," Taylor nodded thoughtfully. "But we have a lot of other things to do before that." She glanced at Dragon, who was listening with amusement apparent, although most people wouldn't have been able to tell. "You're sure the comm units are working?"

"Remote diagnostics show in the green for everyone, Saurial," the AI nodded calmly. "With the power reserves they have and the EDM construction, those things will last for centuries. Don't worry, if they need us, they can get us."

"Good. I like them, and Taylor is family in a way. Her world is pretty shitty even compared to this one." The local form of Taylor Hebert, currently a six and a half foot reptilian creature, sighed a little. "We should probably do something about that. We know a lot of things they don't, after all."

"We still aren't clear on everything, though, so it's probably best not to jump right in just yet," the Varga, as Raptaur at the moment, commented. "We can surreptitiously go and warn off the Endbringers, though, they seem to listen if we grin at them for a while."

"You mean they run and hide, then pretend they're not there," Randall said with a smirk. The demon smirked back.

"Apparently so. It seems to work."

"Fair enough."

"I wonder if we'll hear from Ellen again?" Amy mused, looking around at them all. "She said herself that she didn't have much in her own world to keep her there and I think she's considering the idea of going somewhere else when things settle down."

Lisa shrugged a little. "I wouldn't be surprised. The woman is wasted where she is. But she can call any time and get a lift somewhere, and she knows it. We'll just have to wait and see."

They all looked at each other for a moment. "One thing left to do, I suppose."

"You're certain you can do it?" Dragon seemed worried. "It sounds perilously close to time travel in the dangerous way, after all, and you've told me enough about that to make me a little concerned." She turned to the Varga, who smiled.

"It's slightly tricky, but it's also not too dangerous, Dragon. We're not traveling in time within a universe, we're merely connecting to another one at a different time than our 'now.' Yes, it is in some ways splitting hairs, but there's enough wiggle room in how Reality operates that it can be done safely, if you are able to calculate precisely how to go about it. Admittedly, I am unaware of anyone else who can, and even for us it's a significant amount of work, but we owe it to the girl. If only because she is, as Saurial said, Family."

The AI Tinker nodded slowly, then followed them as they went to do some extremely complex math.

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"That's it." Taylor leaned back on her tail, looking with satisfaction at half a dozen boards full of equations, then the final results on the last one. "Those are the correct coordinates based on our examination of Taylor, this is the temporal skew required, and this is the area we need to deal with." She pointed at one set of numbers. "And that part should give enough energy to keep things ticking along pretty much forever."

"Impressive," Randall remarked, scanning the boards. "I'm also almost able to follow it this time."

"That's better than I can manage," Dragon said, shaking her head slowly. "Some of these equations, while internally consistent, are otherwise entirely nonsensical according to everything I thought I knew. If it wasn't for the fact that they demonstrably work I wouldn't think it was possible. Fascinating."

"Vista could understand a lot of this," Taylor smiled, snickering at the way the AI's suit head snapped around. "She's good at multi-dimensional math."

As Dragon apparently decided she wasn't going to ask, but clearly wanted to, 'Saurial' turned to 'Metis' and asked, "You agree with the conclusion?"

"I'm not as good at Family math as you are, but yes, the end result holds up as far as I can see," her friend nodded. "Like Randall said. Impressive."

"It should do the job," the Varga said approvingly. "And I can see some useful applications in future. We may as well proceed unless anyone has an objection?"

He looked around. No one seemed to. "In that case, we have some interestingly complex work to do."

"Vectura will be annoyed she missed it," Kevin said.

"She had that other thing to do," Randall replied. "Which should be enough excitement for her for now. I'm kind of envious, actually."

His friend grinned. "Me too. But this is cool as well."

"True enough."

As Taylor and her demon began the delicate operation, all their friends watched carefully and made suggestions when required.

In the end, it worked perfectly.

"Excellent. I am very pleased with the result." 'Raptaur' nodded and smiled. "I can see some other places we may require this same technique too."

"I'll put it on the list," Amy snickered.

They turned everything off after that and went to lunch, secure in the knowledge of a job well done and many other universes mightily puzzled.

Which was, after all, their main goal in life…

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Chapter 15: Ships and Friends, Old and New
Chapter 15: Ships and Friends, Old and New

"Ladies and Gentlemen," said Saurial with a grand flourish, "I am now going to ask Randall up to present the ideas for refitting the Ship of Fools."

The group of them were sitting in a stone amphitheater inside the expanded portion of the BBFO office. Apart from the four members of the Family and the crew of the Ship of Fools, Dragon, Randall, Kevin, Linda and Danny were also present.

"Wouldn't it be better to let one of the tinkers give this overview?" Danny asked Kevin quietly.

Kevin grinned. "Nah, Randall's been ramping up his public speaking skills."

The young man walked up to the podium and thanked Saurial graciously. He then stood for a brief moment and surveyed his audience in a way that allowed him to make eye contact with each of them, ensuring that he had their attention.

"My friends, we have here an opportunity to take technology that is the end result of thousands of years of progress across multiple civilizations and combine it in a fashion that allows us to achieve our primary goal: we intend to return those of you from alternate realities to your homes. BBFO and the Family, however, are not satisfied with simply providing transport, as impressive as that feat may be. In typical fashion, Saurial and her scaly relatives want to make sure that you return in a way that is both safe and leaves you in better circumstances than you departed," began Randall.

"I'm not just speaking about the immediate circumstances prior to your arrival in other realities, of course. The vast majority of you were involved in or recovering from battle, usually against forces that would give even the heroes of this world pause." Randall looked around and could see a few members of his audience giving small nods or smiling appreciatively. This was a truly impressive group of people, even if most of them were too self-deprecating to admit it about themselves. "BBFO, the Family, and affiliated members of the DWU are going to work to address some of the issues you're facing, hopefully giving you the chance to rest and recover for a time once you're home."

"In order to do this, we're going to be refitting the Ship of Fools into a mobile base of operations that will allow us to accomplish these tasks. After conversations with the crew, the Family and their affiliated engineers have come up with a plan to address three different specific concerns. Namely, 'How do we get where we need to go?', 'How do we keep our crew safe?', and 'How do we support the missions we want to accomplish?'"

"The most obvious aspect of transport, given our crew's origins, is enhancing the wormhole drive with improved control systems that allows us both to target specific realities and pinpoint both spatial and temporal locations, with safety measures built in to prevent both collisions in realspace and temporal paradox. Saurial and Raptaur are confident that the changes they've conceived will satisfy our objectives in that regard. We're also going to replace the warp pylons Miles constructed using salvage from his original runabout with pylons that will allow for transwarp."

Miles raised his hand. "How are you going to do that without a transwarp network? The Borg from my universe needed a certain amount of infrastructure in place to use transwarp."

Randall was expecting this question. "Linda and Raptaur realized that transwarp is a crossover technology between the hyperspace of Ellen's and Daniel's universes and the common warp drive of yours, Miles. It doesn't actually require a fixed network if you have the ability to compensate in real-time for the shifts in dimensional relativity between hyperspace and realspace. They're going to sit down with you and Daniel during the refit and make sure you're familiar with the mathematics underpinning the drive system." Miles nodded, satisfied with the answer.

"We also intend to add gravitic thrusters to the hull to improve in-atmosphere and micro-scale maneuverability," continued Randall. "To facilitate stealthy reconnaissance and insertion, we'll be adding a cloaking device paired with a FamTech SEP field."

"Wait, you mean a Someone-Else's-Problem field, like in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?" asked Taylor.

"Someone-Else's-Problem?" interjected Ellen.

"In the book," explained Taylor, "a SEP field was...sort of an indirect cloaking device. If you wanted to hide a mountain, for example, you would paint it bright pink, then put a SEP field on it, which convinced anybody who saw the mountain to ignore it as a concern for somebody else."

"And you can build something like that?" asked Ellen.

Linda answered, "I've spoken with Kevin about it, and between the two of us and the Family we have the technology and know-how to build it."

"Having a SEP field will compensate for any weaknesses in the cloaking device," added Randall. "For example, even a cloaked ship will leave a visible wake in an atmosphere. With the SEP field activated, any observers would dismiss any evidence as some type of unusual natural phenomenon." Everyone seemed to accept this explanation.

"Let's move on to safety. Our plans are to reinforce key structural elements of the ship with EDM, and replace most of the hull plating with Starfleet-grade hull materials," said Randall.

"Why not just replace everything with EDM?" asked Daniel.

"EDM is heavy," explained Saurial. "The structure of a Firefly-class bulk transport wouldn't support replacing the full hull with EDM."

"Firefly-class?" said Daniel, slightly confused.

Dragon spoke up with an explanation. "The ship you found is actually described in yet another piece of fiction available in our world. In that reality, the ship is called a Firefly class, in part due to the ship's profile and in part due to the fact that the original graviton drive would glow at the tail like a firefly."

"You're going to replicate Starfleet hull alloy? Duranium and tritanium? What about the structural integrity fields?" asked Miles, refocusing on the refit.

"Yes, the new maneuverability of the ship is going to require an SI field," confirmed Randall. "The primary exception to using Starfleet material science is that instead of transparent aluminum, any clear surfaces and ports will be replaced with synthetic sapphire with an embedded EDM mesh. That provides superior protection. We're also going to add deflector shields."

"Are you expecting the ship to go into combat?" asked Peter.

"We're not intending to make it a warship," answered Randall, "but it's better to be safe than sorry, and shields protect against things like radiation and stellar debris, as well. The engineers here have designed a two-tiered multiphasic shielding system, with one layer hugging the outer hull, while the other creates a more traditional shield bubble around the ship. There will also be a series of phaser emitters for point defense." Randall didn't bother to mention that the planned point-defense phasers would be capable of piercing the shields of a runabout similar to the Amazon in a single shot.

"We believe we can set the shields to prevent or allow dimensional transport, as well as temporal manipulations. When the shields are activated in that mode, a Stargate from Daniel's universe, for example, would fail to connect." added Raptaur.

"Once we mature this technology," said Metis, "we even think we'll be able to rescue the victims of a villainous cape from our world named Gray Boy."

"Gray Boy?" asked Jimmy. "That's an odd name for a super-villain."

"It came from the odd monochromatic visual effect his powers created. Don't mistake him for a normal super-villain, though," warned Metis. "His habit before he was killed was to torture people to the point of insanity before locking them into a stable time loop that would repeat the sequence infinitely. Nobody in our world has ever successfully broken one of those loops."

Randall could see that some of the folks from other worlds looked grim, with some even appearing slightly nauseated. Taylor was the exception, as she was already familiar with the history of the Slaughterhouse Nine from her own world, including Gray Boy. He moved to change the subject back to the Ship of Fools.

"The final area of enhancement is going to be in mission support. For local insertion, we're adding a teleportation station based on a system that we believe is similar to the Asgard's teleporter from Daniel's reality." His descriptions of how it operated based on half-remembered knowledge had made it sound very much like a technological version of how Taylor and Varga were able to effectively teleport, only without the duplication effect. Saurial had tried to explain the math to him, but even boosting his math skills didn't prevent a headache. "This will allow us to land folks places without having to bring the ship. We just have to be within a hundred thousand kilometers."

"That's more than twice the range of a Federation transporter!" said Miles, slightly incredulous. "How do you get so much range?"

"Increased power and improved sensors. We're going to be boosting the power systems with an array of extra-dimensional flywheel capacitors that can be trickle charged from the zero-point energy source already on board the ship. You've already integrated Ancient sensor technology superior to the subspace sensors standard on Starfleet vessels, and Saurial devised a method to use the microwormhole technology from the drive system to allow for deep scans at range," exposited Randall.

"We'll also be adding some medical facilities," added Ianthe. "There will be producer plants for the one-shot symbiotes, but we're also devising a stasis pod in the event you run into something the symbiotes can't handle. We also have some more permanent treatments and enhancements that we're going to offer each of you before you head off on your journey back home."

"We're also increasing your computing and data storage capacity by a significant degree. One of our goals for reconnaissance will be remote access to the information networks in your home reality," continued Randall. "Dragon is helping us design a virtual assistant that will function as an information warfare specialist and researcher."

Xander raised his hand to get peoples' attention. "This all sounds great...and part of me is geeking out over all of this...but what do you intend to do that is going to need all of this tech?"

Saurial stepped up to address Xander's question. "While we're working on the refit, we are going to have each of you review the fictional materials available to us on each of your realities. That's going to give us an outline of what we want to accomplish, as well as suggest targets for information gathering once we're physically present in each reality."

"I believe there may be friendly resources in some realities that can provide aid in return for assistance that we can provide on other matters," added Metis slightly cryptically.

"So, we're going to be jumping from reality to reality with a series of objectives?" asked Jimmy for clarification.

"Our suggestion," said Randall, "is that we use this reality as a base point for missions, and that we return here for down time in between. Our first missions are likely to be focused on information gathering and consolidating our plans for each reality."

"Some of us have urgent information that needs to be shared with people at home," said Ripley.

"Yes, are we going to be able to communicate with our people?" asked Daniel.

"Our most effective strategy for collecting information is going to likely be sending non-natives in to gather data at a time before any of you actually left," said Raptaur.

"...and I'm guessing bad things would happen if we just prevented the circumstances behind how we got here?" asked Xander.

"That would be ill-advised, unfortunately. There are restrictions on time manipulation in places where it is possible for a reason. It's one of Harry's Laws of Magic, as well as being a fundamental restriction enforced by the Ancients in Daniel's dimension," clarified Raptaur.

"Much as I might want to fix some things in my own past," Harry said with a pained expression, "everything I've read on the topic suggests that it would be a spectacularly bad idea to try and do so."

"Then how are we going to accomplish anything by arriving before we left?" demanded Ellen.

"We are going to avoid having the natives of each reality interact with anybody, and we are going to stay far away from anyplace close to your points of departure," explained Metis. "We won't, for example, be walking down the streets of Sunnydale in the days prior to the attempt to open the Hellmouth." She made eye contact with Xander as she said this, seeing him nod his head in acknowledgement.

"Who is going to be going on these missions?" asked Jimmy.

"I suspect we'll adjust the crew based upon the mission profile each time," answered Saurial. "Not everybody needs to go on every mission."

There were some minor follow-up questions, but everybody seemed satisfied with the plans so far. As it was getting late, the crew decided to head back to the Ship of Fools, except for Taylor who was going to stay to talk some more with her father and her local self. Dragon went back to the Rig to check in on her official responsibilities and to continue to compile information to share with the dimensional travelers.

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Taylor, Saurial and Danny were sitting in the front area of the BBFO office. Taylor had a cup of her favorite tea, which the local Taylor also kept stocked for obvious reasons. "What did you guys want to talk to me about?" she asked the other two.

"There are a couple of people we want you to meet," said Danny.

"Also, we should discuss some things," added Saurial. "For everyone else, we have some information based on fiction, but for your reality, what we have is mostly personal knowledge. One of the things we will be looking for, however, is to see if any of the alternate realities actually have fictional accounts of this reality...or yours, of course."

"You think there are stories about us on other version of Earth?" asked Taylor.

"Maybe not us specifically," said Danny. "Our worlds may be described, though."

"I can't imagine that there are many stories focused on Taylor Hebert," said Taylor self-deprecatingly. "Up until fairly recently, I was a pretty average high school student."

"There may very well be references to the Family, or to the future career of Skitter," said Saurial.

Saurial's manner shifted slightly, and Varga said, "There may also be references to worlds from my past, or even references to my own kind."

Taylor looked at the lizard girl. "That's a little odd to see and hear you shifting back and forth like that."

"You should see it from my perspective," said Danny with a smile. "The first time I 'met' Varga, I came home to find my daughter being controlled by a demon."

"You adapted quite well to the circumstances, Danny. I was quite impressed," said Varga to the older man. He blushed slightly in response.

Before he could reply, the inner door opened, and two teen-aged girls walked out...two girls that Taylor recognized immediately.

"Lisa? Panacea?" she asked, slightly surprised.

"Hi Taylor," said Lisa. "It's a pleasure to meet this version of you." The freckled blond girl held out her hand to shake Taylor's.

Amy Dallon stepped up beside Lisa and said, "Hello Taylor, you can call me Amy out of costume." She also reached out to shake Taylor's hand.

Taylor hesitated slightly at touching Amy, until Saurial said, "Don't forget, Taylor, that Amy's already examined you as Ianthe back on the ship."

Taylor grasped Amy's hand at that, and asked, "So, that's really you two, 'driving' Metis and Ianthe? It's hard to believe. The two of them seem so authentic..."

"To a degree," replied Lisa, "they are authentic. Amy's powers really are bullshit."

"If you can do all that," said Taylor, looking at Amy, "why are you only known as a healer...or are you known as more than that in this reality?"

Amy shook her head with a frown. "Part of it is the reputation biotinkers and similar capes have. Nilbog, Bonesaw, and to a lesser extent cretins like Blasto. The Protectorate and the PRT would freak out and probably set aside an unsigned kill order for me if they really knew what I could do."

"Amy could easily be an S-class threat," said Saurial. "Her powers are truly impressive in terms of flexibility and scope." Taylor looked at the "healer" in a way that clearly said she was doing some reassessment.

"Part of it was also your relationship with Carol," added Lisa.

"Carol Dallon? Your mother?" asked Taylor.

"My adoptive mother," said Amy. "Up until I met this nutjob," said Amy, pointing at Saurial, "we had a relationship that was strained, at best. Carol had issues with the fact that my biological father is Marquis."

Taylor's jaw dropped open. "What?"

"When New Wave put Marquis away, the Dallon's adopted his young daughter, who became known as Amy Dallon," explained Lisa. "That explains why Amy has broad biotinker powers, instead of the powers more broadly associated with New Wave, since powers run in families."

Taylor grew thoughtful. "I wonder if that's what Lisa was threatening her with...?"

"Threatening her? You mean my counterpart in your world?" asked Amy, concerned.

"It was during the bank robbery. Glory Girl was outside, and Lisa needed to delay her so that we could escape. She threatened to reveal some of Amy's secrets as a way of forcing her to delay her sister," explained Taylor.

Lisa looked thoughtful and slightly worried, and glanced at Amy. "That...could be bad. I think we may need to be extremely careful with your counterpart when we go back to Taylor's world."

Amy thought back to her mental state before meeting Taylor...her burnout, her resentment of Carol, and the way she felt about Vicky. Then she imagine what Lisa could do to somebody like that if she felt the need, especially given how focused she used to be on proving how smart she was. "We may want to keep Taylor and Lisa away form her until I have a chance to speak to her."

"We could bring Victoria into this," suggested Saurial. "If you trust her, we could read her into more of our secrets."

Amy looked at Saurial and shook her head. "No...I think that might be a bad idea for several reasons, not the least of which being that Vicky's counterpart is probably still a hothead who rushes in without thinking things through." Lisa looked sharply at Amy, obviously suspecting more, but she didn't say anything.

"We also need to deal with Coil," said Taylor. "He kidnapped Dinah Alcott and is forcing her to use her power to help him."

"That part may be easier than you think," said Lisa. "We know who Coil is, and where his base is, including where he probably has Dinah stashed."

"Coil is actually a man named Thomas Calvert, and he works for the PRT in Brockton Bay," said Saurial.

Taylor stared at her for a moment. "Motherfucker..." she said quietly to herself.

"The Family dealt with him and his mercenaries quite effectively," said Saurial. "The good news is that taking out Calvert is almost guaranteed to get your Tattletale's immediate support, and it will also be favorably received by Director Piggot of the PRT."

"She and Calvert have history going back to Ellisberg," added Lisa. "The bad news is that Coil has a number of infiltrators in the PRT, as well as back doors into most of their computer systems and booby traps set in the event that he's discovered."

"How the hell did he manage all of that, even if he works for them?" asked Taylor.

"His power," replied Lisa. "It let's him simulate two different scenarios simultaneously. He can effectively see two different paths based on his actions, and keep the one he wants while maintaining knowledge of the discarded path. He used it, for example, to plot crimes. In one path, he would give a go order to the Undersiders. In the other, he would not. If the crime was successful, he would discard the path where he told them to stop. If it failed, he would discard the path where he told them to go."

"The presence of the Family seems to massively disrupt his power, as well as thinker powers in general," added Saurial. "As we were taking him down, it became clear that he couldn't use his power as he normally could. He became quite distraught," said Saurial with a grin.

"We know most of what Coil had prepared in this reality, so we should be able to go to Dragon and Armsmaster in your world and circumvent most of that," said Lisa.

Taylor's expression was enough to prompt some further questions about her relationship with Armsmaster, which in turn led to Taylor telling them how he had deliberately betrayed her by hiding her intent to infiltrate the Undersiders, and also led to her ranting about her discovery of Shadow Stalker's identity.

Danny, who had been listening quietly to all of this, was clearly on the verge of losing his temper over what his daughter in another time and place had been forced to endure. It became clear to everybody that there would have to be a lot of conversation and planning before they brought Taylor back to her world.

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Xander and Jimmy were both browsing the Internet after dinner. Dragon had already forwarded them some Internet wiki sites about their respective realities. Jimmy was chuckling over some of the entries on a site amusingly enough titled, "Superdickery," while Xander had discovered a quite disturbing volume of fanfiction about his home universe, including a shocking amount featuring him as a main character.

"According to this," read Jimmy out loud, "I once had a girlfriend who was an ancient Viking, but she turned out to be a robot. How do they come up with this stuff?"

Xander winced. "Actually, my ex-fiancee was a Viking."

"I thought you said she was a demon?" asked Jimmy.

"She was, but originally she was a Viking woman named Aud," explained Xander.

"Her name was Odd?" said Jimmy.

"Not Odd, O-D-D, but Aud, A-U-D," clarified Xander. "Also, Buffy's mom dated a guy named Ted who turned out to be an evil robot."

"Huh," said Jimmy. "Your world is kind of strange."

"Says the guy whose world has a group called, 'the Newsboy Legion.'" joked Xander.

Jimmy frowned. "That was kind of a joke name...and what happened to them wasn't funny..." he paused for a moment, "that whole mess with Cadmus wasn't funny."

"That actually happened?" asked Xander, surprised. A lot of Jimmy's stories tended toward the more prosaic and plausible world of an investigative journalist, albeit in a world with criminals like Intergang and Lex Luthor.

"It did. There have been some very strange things that happened in my world, admittedly," said Jimmy grudgingly.

Xander paused for a moment, then asked, "So, did you actually go back and time and get a medal from Adolf Hitler?"

"WHAT?" said Jimmy. "Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. I've never literally traveled in time."

"Have you traveled non-literally?" asked Xander, curious.

Jimmy hesitated. "I relived the life of Marco Polo thanks to a magical gem. Did you know he knew kung fu?"

"Huh," said Xander. "I did not know that."

"It was pretty cool," said Jimmy a little wistfully. "He kicked a leopard once."

"I knocked a guy into a pit of mystically-enhanced hyenas once," said Xander in response.

"Why?" asked Jimmy.

"He was trying to kill Willow," answered Xander matter-of-factly. That was enough for Xander. He never really quite got why the Slayers were so nervous about killing evil humans when they were perfectly happy to kill thousands of non-humans who were nevertheless thinking, feeling, sapient beings.

"Fair enough," said Jimmy. He sometimes wondered why Superman didn't just kill Luthor, or at least dump him in the Phantom Zone.

The two got back to their reading.
 
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Chapter 16: Think about the Future
Chapter 16: Think about the Future

"You've read the books, then?" asked Varga, sitting on his tail in Raptaur form in what appeared to be a homey study lit from a picture window with dappled sunlight.

Harry Dresden was sitting in a comfortable brown leather chair. "Is this room an illusion, or is this all conjured?" he asked.

"A little bit of both, actually. I thought we should be comfortable."

"I was informed by Lisa that this was going to be a planning session, not a therapy session," said the wizard with a certain degree of irritation plain on his face.

Varga smiled slightly. "It is, indeed, but having read the same books, it seemed prudent to give you someplace private to discuss things." Varga took a sip from a very large cup of hot tea.

Harry snorted a short laugh. "It can't be that private when you share head-space with a teenager."

"Taylor is preoccupied with other matters, and we both agree that she doesn't need to know your personal reaction to the path your future might have taken," answered the reptile.

"My personal reaction? My reaction to the fact that not only did I pay Kincaid to help me commit suicide, but it didn't even WORK? How about the fact that by killing off the Red Court, I opened the door to the Fomor and let my friends deal with the fallout for six months while I was dead for tax purposes? Or the fact that killing Maeve makes poor Molly the Winter Lady?" Harry fidgeted in his chair, unsure what to do with his hands.

"Would you like something to drink?" asked Varga.

"No, no thank you," answered Harry.

"Very well. You should also recall that in the months following your death, you defeat the ghost of a former foe, keep Demonreach from exploding and destroying the Midwest, and foil another plot by the Denarians," reminded Varga.

"I'm also apparently pregnant," said Harry rather morosely.

"The healing you received from Ianthe should extend your time before you need to free the Spirit of Intellect in your skull," said Varga. "We also have a chance to correct certain other things before they happen."

"Doesn't that screw with the timeline? I thought that was a big non-starter?" asked Dresden, slightly confused.

Varga shook his head. "What matters, Harry Dresden, is your perspective. You have yet to live the events of future stories about you, so they have not, in a very practical sense for you, happened yet. If we were to go back in time to, say, save Susan Rodriguez from dying, then we would risk your sanity as you tried to reconcile two different realities. If we were to go back and prevent her from being bitten the first time, we might put the existence of your universe at risk...to the point that we would likely face intervention by others to prevent it."

"How are the books written if the events haven't already happened?" asked Harry.

Varga shrugged. "Perhaps they have, in a universe slightly different to your own...one where time moved at a slightly faster pace. Perhaps they are, to a degree, prophetic, but there is little point to prophecy that cannot be changed or challenged."

Harry thought for a moment, and came to the conclusion that regardless of the reasons, he was effectively restricted to the time after his failed attempt at suicide. "We can't do anything about my becoming the Winter Knight. I already bargained with Mab for her help to stop the Red Court. We may be able to help with the Fomor, Corpsetaker, and Maeve. What if changing things make them worse? Nicodemus was going after the Carpenters and Maggie..."

"And this is different from living your life normally in what way? You make choices every day that may have better or worse results. In this case, you simply benefit from having more intelligence about the plans and motives of your enemies, and the specific dangers to be faced by your allies. To be frank, Wizard Dresden, you are at your best when you have time to plan, and most of the worst events in your life came about due to the plots of others. I would suggest you take this unique advantage for what it is," said Varga.

Harry pondered that perspective for a bit. "We can begin acting right after my...accident? I won't have to wait six months while things fall apart?"

Varga gave a toothy grin. "I believe, Wizard Dresden, that we can begin acting well before your attempted assassination. To start with, we have access to resources that are rather unique. We can make you physically stronger and more durable, to the extent where you will have to rely much less on the Winter Mantle for power. You will not be dependent upon Mab's power to heal your broken spine. I also have some rituals in mind that will create some...interesting surprises for some of your foes. I would suggest we wait on those until we can get to Peter Parker's universe to explore our options."

"Peter's universe...what...wait...seriously?" asked Harry incredulously.

Varga simply nodded.

Harry smiled for the first time during the discussion. "Cool!"

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"So, the way I figure it, I pretty much just have a watch list of potential bad guys and plots to keep in mind," said Peter. He was sitting in the galley of the Ship of Fools with Metis, going over some of the things he had learned from his research with Dragon.

"Yes," said the dark lizard, "you and Jimmy have similar problems in that most of the stories about you are from comic books, which tend to vary widely in continuity and quality."

"Well, some things aren't likely. Aunt May is no longer with us in my world," said Peter with a hint of sadness, "so I don't have to worry about her dating Doc Ock, of all things..."

"I'm surprised at how well you're handling reading about yourself," said Metis. "Spider-Man has had a lot of stories, some rather tragic, written about him." It was fairly obvious to Metis that some of the stories had bothered Peter to an extent, but he was pretending otherwise.

Peter shrugged his shoulders. "You know, after you've been a superhero for a couple of decades, you get used to the weird and unusual. Hell, this isn't even the first time I've gotten sucked into another universe. Although I gotta say that it's a nice change that the local bug-powered teen doesn't need me as a mentor."

'Despite being a superhero, Peter doesn't see himself as a role-model; he blames himself for the bad things that have happened in his life, ignoring the role luck has played, alongside what was likely enemy action.' Out loud, Metis said, "Taylor will have plenty of help here. We will help you, too."

Pete smiled sardonically. "Don't think I don't appreciate it! If you can get me home in time to stop Kingpin from destroying my reality, I'll owe you a favor."

"Getting you home at all depends upon doing it before then, I would think," said Metis with a snicker. "But that's not all we're offering. We also have a more permanent version of the healing symbiote that would give you a significant advantage over your rogues gallery."

Peter winced at the idea of a symbiote. That term didn't sit well in a lot of the stories about Spider-Man. He was definitely looking up Cletus Kasady when he got home. "I'm not sure I really need more superpowers."

Metis shook her head. "We don't strictly need to further boost your strength or senses. I would still take advantage of the immunity to disease and fast healing if I were you." Amy could pretty much dial up or down the effects at will, and would almost certainly start slowly with the crew, just as she had with Danny.

"I would never get another cold?" he asked, thinking idly about Gwen Stacy...the one who never became Spider-Gwen.

"You would not, and we would have one for your wife, as well. Full healthcare for your immediate family is part of the contract you signed," answered Metis.

Peter thought about the idea of MJ being able to tank a hit from somebody like Kingpin and get up again. Not that he wanted her to be in the thick of things, but part of the reason they broke up was that he was worried about her and any kids they might have.

"What if we have kids?" he asked.

"When that happens," she said, pretty sure that it would, "just give us a call. You'll have your BBFO phone."

"What happens if it gets lost or destroyed?" he asked. The life of a superhero was sometimes tough on mobile phones, and MJ already got annoyed with him enough over the regular ones.

"Apart from having a casing made of EDM, Dragon designed them to send out a ping each day. If we get an interruption in the ping for more than a single day, an alarm goes off and we can investigate," explained Metis. "That way, if something awful happens like the Infinity War, we can try to help."

"The Infinity War?" asked Peter with a confused look.

Metis stared at him. "You didn't read the other comic books and summaries from Dragon?"

Peter blushed. He had mostly looked at the ones with his name on them so far. "Not yet. I'll get to them."

"You read your own books first," said the lizard.

"Well, yeah. Wouldn't you?" he asked.

Metis considered the question. "Fair enough. Just make sure you look at the others before we take you home."

"I will," he answered quickly. "Just out of curiosity, what are the books from Jimmy's world like?"

"Similar to yours in some ways. Some of them are slightly more colorful," said Metis thoughtfully.

Peter looked at her, interested. "Tell me more, please?"

Metis smirked. "Well, there is one series named, Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen..."

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Daniel sat in the BBFO office, looking over his notes. He had taken detailed notes on not just the important locations and events, but the circumstances leading up to them. Not all of the details were available in the shows, and he couldn't depend on it being completely accurate. There were enough small details that were different from his memories to make him cautious, though part of him wished it had been wildly inaccurate. The actress they had gotten to play Sha're was close enough that he couldn't watch most of those episodes. He simply made due with Dragon's summaries.

There was a lot to remember. The Ori. The Trust. What happened to Janet. Baal. Atlantis. The Lucian Alliance. The Destiny. The Wraith. Getting trapped in a time dilation field on board the Odyssey after the death of the Asgard.

"We may be able to do something about that," said a voice behind him.

He jumped and almost slipped out of his chair. "Ianthe, I didn't hear you come in..." he said while he absentmindedly reached to adjust his no-longer-present eyeglasses.

She smiled at him, and said, "We lizards can be sneaky."

He gave a nervous smile in return, then asked, "You may be able to do something about what, exactly?" remembering her first words.

"The Asgard. You were reading quietly to yourself out loud, and the Family also has really good hearing," she explained.

"You think you can help them with their genetic degradation?" Daniel asked hopefully.

"I'm hopeful," said the purple lizard. "I won't know for sure until I've had a chance to examine them, of course, but at a minimum we should be able to provide them with more robust clones as a stopgap measure. I'm fairly good at creating new lifeforms," she said with an undefinable glint in her eye.

"If you can help them, then I know they would be really appreciative, as would I." He knew Jack would be happy to see his buddy Thor get some help, too.

"If the show is at all accurate, then they've been good friends to your planet," said Ianthe. "There's something about their temperament that I think we'll appreciate, as well."

Daniel pondered that. "They...aren't exactly known for their sense of humor..."

"True," said Ianthe with a toothier-than-average grin, "but we in the Family appreciate a race that can keep calm until a line is crossed, at which point the threat is dealt with quickly and finally."

That reminded Daniel of a particular Web comic that Jack enjoyed. "If violence isn't your last resort, then you failed to resort to enough of it?"

"Ooh, where is that from? I think Saurial and her sisters would like that!" said Ianthe happily.

"It's a comic that a good friend of mine was fond of back on my Earth. I can see if they have it here," said Daniel in response.

"Well, if nothing else, I'm sure we can find it when we take you back to your home," said Ianthe philosophically. "I'll make a note of it among all of the other things."

"Other things?" he asked curiously.

Ianthe nodded. "We're making plans, Daniel. There is no point to going through all of this effort to simply leave you in the same bad situation from which you started. That includes more than just resolving your immediate problems."

"My immediate problems involved a bunch of angry ascended beings who were getting ready to punish me by wiping my memories and dumping me on a random planet," said Daniel with a grimace.

The lizard scoffed. "Don't worry Daniel. That group of self-important jellyfish won't be an issue. Saurial has already had some conversations with the tinkers about that."

"You may want to be careful. I can tell you from personal experience that the power available to an ascended being is substantial. What exactly did you intend to do to them?" replied Daniel.

"Tell me, Dr. Jackson," said the lizard, "did your Earth have a movie called Ghostbusters?"

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"If I'm honest with myself, I don't really want to go back there," said Ellen as she stared out over the bay. The seagulls were flying low, looking for anything edible. The smell of the salt and the sounds of the birds were a soothing balm to her nerves. She was tired of dimly lit corridors filled with nightmares.

Saurial picked up a stone from the edge of the walkway and threw it at the surface of the water. It skipped an improbable number of times across the top before sinking into the depths. "I can understand that. I don't think anybody would be surprised by that, knowing what you've been through. We can simply go back long enough to try and warn Earth of the impending threat, and maybe clean up a few loose ends."

"Loose ends?" asked Ellen, curious about the strange alien lizard's thought processes.

"There is no reason to leave that wreckage on LV-426. It's a deathtrap for the next person who stumbles upon it...and something tells me your bosses aren't going to give up on their insane ideas so easily." One thing that Taylor understood from her life was that once somebody in power makes a decision, they will stick with it no matter how poor the result -- even if it means other people suffer. It was an ego thing.

Ellen laughed bitterly at that. "Sometimes I wonder if my Earth is even worth saving."

"There are an awful lot of people on Earth that have nothing to do with that handful of rich assholes who are willing to risk the end of the world just to make another pile of money," said Saurial. "It's easy to think everybody is the same when you get shit on over an over again by people who are supposed to be responsible authority. Taylor had the same problem on her world." Of course, she had on this one, as well, until Varga arrived.

"I'm sure you're right. Maybe I'm being selfish, but everybody I cared about back there...well, they're already gone," said Ellen evenly. She was too tired to cry anymore.

Another stone skipped out over the water. "There are other options. You've actually got more options than almost anybody in human history in any of our worlds. We could try to find the land of Oz, if you want," joked Saurial.

Ripley rolled her eyes, and replied with a small grin, "thanks, but I've been to Australia." Her grin didn't last long, though. "I don't know what I want to do. After I got rescued," she said with air quotes around the word, "they took away my flight license, discounted my story and kicked me to the curb. I got a job driving a load-lifter just to keep myself busy and fed. It was...mind-numbing. I was running through every day on autopilot until that motherfucker Burke showed up to recruit me to go back. I don't want to go back again...but I don't want to spend the rest of my life on autopilot, either."

"Around here, we try to make sure life is more than just mind-numbing tedium intermixed with gut-churning terror," said the lizard girl. "We of the Family do our best to make the universe our bitch and puzzle the hell out of everybody in our immediate proximity. You're welcome here as long as you want to stay."

Ripley continued to stare out over the bay, but she quietly said, "Thank you."

Out on the water, a small power boat was making its way out toward the ocean, the long, thin bodies of fishing rods clearly visible next to a couple of plastic buckets. Saurial didn't recognize the boater; he looked to be a man in his early twenties -- maybe a college student trying his luck on the weekend. More folks did these days, though the fish hadn't quite come back yet. If he didn't catch anything this time, he might come back later, or he might try somewhere else. She couldn't really fault him either way.
 
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Chapter 17: Refitting and Fitting In
Chapter 17: Refitting and Fitting In

"So let me get this straight," said O'Brien with a skeptical look. "The Romulans cloned Jean-Luc Picard, and that clone is going to lead a coup to take over the Empire and start a war with the Federation?"

Miles was running a diagnostic in the engine room while discussing the possible future of his reality with Metis and Kevin. It was slightly amusing how interested the lizard and the human engineer were in his work, as it was literally one of the most mundane parts of his job back home.

"That's what the last feature film about your time period suggests," said Metis. "Admittedly, it isn't the best film in the series."

"Then the Tal Shiar is going to accidentally trigger an Iconian super-weapon that causes the star of the Hobus system to go supernova, and that supernova is going to somehow propagate through subspace and destroy Romulus?" continued the incredulous Starfleet NCO.

"That's the backstory that they come up with for the online game," explained Kevin. "It makes more sense than the reboot films, at least."

Miles stared at the lizard and the human for a moment, then asked, "What exactly do you expect me to do about any of that? It's not like I can just send a message to the Romulans. They're not going to believe a Starfleet officer, and if the information is correct, then they're going to want to know where it came from."

"We don't expect you to fix anything, Chief O'Brien," answered Metis. "We would appreciate it if you would introduce us to Captain Picard and Lieutenant Commander Data. Our hope is that the Captain can help us get in touch with Ambassador Spock, as well."

Miles thought about that. "I guess I can do that. I'm not sure you'll be able to convince them, though."

"Don't forget," said Kevin, "you're going to have the Ship of Fools with you for Starfleet R&D. We can also give you copies of the movies and shows. There's enough secret information in there that they should be able to verify at least some of it is accurate."

"There are actually a number of highly sensitive bits of information referenced," said Metis. "I expect that anything we provide is going to be locked away as need-to-know information. Starfleet Command, Starfleet Intelligence, the Department of Temporal Investigations and Section 31 are all going to want to see that information classified."

The fact that Metis knew about Section 31 made O'Brien suspect that she was right about how sensitive some of the information was likely to be. He wondered if maybe he wouldn't be better off if he didn't look at any of it. This was starting to sound like something above his pay grade. "My suggestion would be that we run this all by Jean-Luc and Data...and Ambassador Spock, if we can, before talking to anybody else. I also would suggest bringing in Julian Bashir. Between the four of them, I can't think of four people I would trust more to do what was in the best interest of the Federation." He would have suggested Captain Sisko if he had still been available, as well.

"We may also want to obscure your role in this," suggested Metis. "We would not want you to be abducted by Section 31, or any of their counterparts in the other galactic powers."

"What about Q?" asked Kevin. "I mean, there are a lot of super-powerful beings in the Star Trek universe, but Q is the one who keeps popping up and taking an interest in the Enterprise and DS9."

"The answer to that question," said Metis, "is going to depend in part on how Q reacts to the Family. Hopefully, our presence will be enough to distract him from the Chief."

Miles thought that if a propensity to cause chaos was any basis, then Q and the Family would get along famously. Watching them interfere would make Q as happy as Larry, as his granda used to say. "Q always seemed more interested in Captain Picard than in anyone else," he said.

"The Family have a way of drawing the attention of powerful people," said Kevin, remembering how Legend showed up during Kaiju's introduction, and the follow-on visit by the Triumvirate.

"Q isn't people," said O'Brien. "What I mean is that one of the first things they teach you in Starfleet is not to assume an alien mind is going to think the way that you do. Even I've made that mistake before." O'Brien thought back with a shudder to a particular incident with a female Cardassian engineer.

"That may be a source for some of the discrepancies in our stories from your world, actually," suggested Metis. "The way a human tells a story about a non-human may skew the details because they don't understand the perspective." Talking to Varga for any length of time made it clear that if nothing else, his long history and experience with the best and worst of humanity gave him a degree of alien practicality alongside some distinctly non-linear thinking.

"Starfleet historical logs are usually annotated based on the species and culture of the officer recording them for just that reason," added Miles.

"The stories here about your universe almost certainly gloss over some of the details required for actually governing a group of different cultures and species," said Metis. "That is precisely why we should gain the trust of Miles's friends and colleagues. It will help us avoid misunderstandings."

"They don't have any phobias about giant lizards, do they?" joked Kevin.

Miles gave a chuckle. "You folks are positively warm and fuzzy compared to the Tholians or the Sheliak. You're more likely to have trouble getting Julian to stop pestering you with questions."

"Warm and fuzzy...oooh! We could bring back a tribble," said Kevin excitedly.

Miles stared at the eager fanboy, wondering yet again how he could be so brilliant and so crazy at the same time.

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"This is your day job?" asked Xander as he looked over the forklift that Linda was overhauling with a professional eye.

From beneath the engine cover, she replied, "Yep. The DWU pays me to maintain their equipment...bulldozers, forklifts, trucks...whatever they have in stock. Some of it was long overdue for maintenance because work was scarce for a while. The union also used to have a lot more people."

"I'm surprised you're not just using those mechs instead of forklifts," said Xander.

Linda stood up and went to get a different tool from the bench. "We probably will, eventually, but we don't have enough to cover every job, and even when we do, the existing equipment needs to be maintained. These guys are pretty stubborn about using equipment until it wears out."

Xander nodded his head in agreement. "I've worked with bosses like that. Some folks are just frugal from past experience. They can still run a good site. You want to stay away from the ones who are just cheap, though, because they're the ones who cut corners."

In her head, Linda wondered what Xander would say about her working conditions back with the Merchants. Out loud, she said, "DWU is really strict about OSHA standards. You should ask Danny to show you the video of Kaiju moving the ship. It's pretty fucking funny." She had been drugged up when it happened, but she had seen the videos after the fact. The giant hardhat and safety buoys were hysterically funny.

"The lizards seem like good people," he ventured casually.

Linda looked at him flatly. "They are. I wouldn't be here in more ways than one without Metis."

"So, nothing weird going on behind the scenes?" he asked. Xander had seen more than one normal-seeming situation back in Sunnydale turn into something sinister.

To his surprise, Linda laughed out loud at that question. "Kid, this is Brockton Bay. There's weird shit going on behind the scenes, in front of the scenes...hell, the scenes themselves are weird. The lizards are the weirdest ones of all. Don't mean they ain't good people. Don't let the teeth fool you."

"I'm sure they're just cuddly teddy bears," said Xander. He was taking turns covering each of his eyes and looking at the tool rack, simply enjoying the joys of perfect binary vision.

"If you're stupid enough to threaten somebody they care about then they'll take you out, no question. The Merchants tried to throw their weight around on the Docks. The Family stole all their money as a warning, and when they were too fucked up to listen, they took them down in one night," said Linda.

"The Merchants?" asked Xander. The name sounded vaguely familiar from passing conversations.

"The local gang of drug dealers. They used to do shit like kidnap people and forcibly addict them." '...and I used to be part of it,' she thought to herself. "Most of them are in prison, in rehab, or run away now." The primary exception, unfortunately, was Skidmark.

Xander didn't really have a problem with taking down drug dealers, especially if they were the kind of scum Linda was describing. The Watchers back home had been pretty hands-off about normal street crime, but that was because there were plenty of things going bump in the night that needed a slayer's attention without worrying about the local street gangs. Even the mystical-related crimes weren't that big a focus unless people were dying from it. Suck houses ran off of repeat business, so a vampire working there wasn't killing in the streets. This world was obviously different. Around here, everybody was playing cops and robbers with actual superpowers, so normal crooks wouldn't get a pass.

"You know, with your skills, we could easily find a place for you here. We can always use folks with construction backgrounds, and you could work with the security team as well," said Linda after a minute or so of silence. Brian Laborn had got a very similar deal, and it didn't take a genius to figure out that he had a "special" background.

"Thanks for the offer," he said with an honest smile, "but I have friends waiting for me back home. There are also some things I need to tell people." Having an honest conversation with Anya was on his personal list. Her death on the TV show had been...difficult to watch. It could easily have happened that way. He also had no problem believing Angel could be self-centered and idiotic enough to destroy everyone around him, send L.A. to hell, and ultimately end magic itself. Cordelia and Wesley didn't deserve their fates. Even Fred and Gunn, whom he had never met, deserved better. On a side note, he did have to give props to the actress playing Cordelia -- she got the attitude (and the rack) spot on.

A lot of the comic book stuff from after the TV show was...very, very weird. Honestly, though, he couldn't afford to assume that it was wrong. When your hometown was created so an evil warlock could ascend to a demon and your high school paper had an obituary, it wasn't such a stretch to think that Dawn could turn into a giant, or that the new Council could be attacked by Japanese vampires. He wasn't sure he could see himself having a kid with Dawn, especially with Anya still being alive. He also wasn't sure his universe was weird enough that Spike would show up with an honest-to-god spaceship, but then, wasn't that what he himself was going to do? It wasn't that long ago that they had had to deal with a snot monster from outer space, after all.

"Don't be surprised if a lot of your problems end up being handled by the time Saurial and the others are done. They have a habit of fixing stuff. Sometimes they fix stuff that nobody knew was broken," added Linda.

"Honestly, just having the squeakers and a half-ton of precious metal will fix a lot of problems," he replied.

Linda laughed. "You know that that's like, the bare minimum of what's going to happen? That deal was just so everybody would accept the help. A lot of people won't trust help unless it comes with a catch, you know?"

Xander thought back to his father, may his soul rest wherever it ended up. "Yeah, I know the type," he said thoughtfully.

Linda went back to work. She could tell when somebody was thinking about stuff they didn't want to discuss.

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Danny had taken a break to check in with his daughter. Saurial was in the back of the BBFO office, creating some of the necessary components for the refit of the Ship of Fools. Her mass replication technique was very useful for creating, for example, a hundred examples of the same flywheel assembly. Things like hull plates could just be created en masse.

"I didn't know you needed so many power units?" asked Danny as came over to watch.

"We made some changes to the plans based on feedback from the crew," explained Saurial.

"Anything I should worry about?" he asked, wondering what new craziness they had invented.

Saurial smiled and shook her head. "Nothing crazy, just changes. Most people won't care as long as the ship works and gets them where they need to go. There's no reason to nitpick over the details."

He chuckled. "Just don't post them on PHO."

She looked at him askance. "What, do you think I'm crazy?" The idea of somebody like Void Cowboy arguing about the details of an actual spaceship was nightmare-inducing.

"Have you planned out the trips, yet?" he asked, curious.

Saurial hemmed and hummed to herself for a few seconds before answering. "We haven't got a full sequence, and we'll likely want multiple trips with at least one scouting mission first. Daniel's and Peter's universes are at the top of the list for early visits, though."

Danny considered what he knew about the Stargate and Marvel universes. "Any particular reason why?"

"Technology and magic," answered his scaly daughter. "Both universes have potential allies that could help us with some of the harder cases."

He considered the crew members. "You're concerned about Harry and Ellen?"

She nodded. "Them, and Taylor to a lesser extent. Not that everybody doesn't have their issues."

"Isn't going to Daniel's universe going to be dangerous for him?" asked Danny. He had heard the story about how Danny was about to face punishment as he was yanked away unexpectedly. The, "Ascended Ancients," in that universe were vindictive.

Saurial gave one of her toothy grins that somehow seemed to have more teeth than should have technically fit into her mouth. "Oh, don't worry about them."

"You have plans?" asked Danny, his mouth quirking into a grin.

"We'll bring back a video to show you," answered his daughter. She paused before asking more seriously, "Will you go with us when we bring Taylor back?"

"Of course," he answered immediately. "You know I would do anything for you, and Taylor is pretty much you shifted over by a few realities. What do you need me to do?"

"I want your help dealing with Taylor's father. They didn't part on the best of terms...and I don't know that he ever really got over mom's death," she said sadly.

Danny thought back to his behavior pre-Varga with no small amount of shame. He had stopped being a good father to his daughter. Ironically, it was the Barnes family who both took care of Taylor immediately after his wife's death, and also were ultimately responsible for what happened to both versions of Taylor. He tried to imagine what his reaction would be if Taylor had just disappeared into a life as a super-villain. The picture wasn't a pleasant one.

"I'll help. You may have to deal with the Protectorate, though. She was a villain in her world," he reminder her.

"We know. We haven't made a full plan yet, but Varga has some ideas," she answered. "We also need to deal with New Wave."

"How so?" he queried.

"Amy in that universe never developed any healthy outlets for her power, and she probably never improved her toxic relationship with her mother," explained Saurial. "On top of that, her first meeting with Taylor and Lisa involved violence and emotional blackmail. That Amy is not Taylor's biggest fan."

"Oh dear," said Danny. He thought about the amusing and very intelligent girl that he knew, and thought about what kinds of problems could come from her being trapped in that kind of environment. If you add in what her power was actually capable of doing, you could very easy come up with an apocalyptic scenario. "I'm a little surprised her world is still standing."

"Based on what she's told us, we think it's only a matter of time before something drastic happens to the world as a whole. Society already seems to be spiraling down the drain," said Saurial. "We're hoping that leaving her universe until last will let us find fictional references in other realities before we get there."

Danny smiled at that thought. "You think that you're a fictional character in another reality?"

His daughter laughed. "According to Amy, I'm already a fictional character on PHO."

His smile turned into a grimace. "I wouldn't know. I'm not ready to read those kinds of things about my daughter."

Saurial's laugh turned into a merrier, giggle. "Don't worry. Nothing out there is anywhere near the truth."

"There is that one guy on PHO who keeps claiming you're a demon," said Danny jokingly.

"He also claims we're trying to take over the world, and you know I would never do that deliberately," she said with fake outrage.

He nodded sagely. "I'm sure it will be completely inadvertent when it happens."

"Damn straight," she said with a firm nod.

He looked at his watch and noticed it was near lunch. "I'm going to run over to the cafeteria and grab something to eat. Do you want anything?"

"I'll go with you. I can finish this off later," she answered.

With that, the mammalian father and reptilian daughter wandered off to see what was good to eat.

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Amy and Taylor were eating lunch at a Thai restaurant. It was where Amy and Saurial had first really become friends after their initial unfortunate meeting in the closet at Arcadia. Taylor agreed that the food was quite good, though she was surprised at how crowded it was. They had had reservations, and still had had to wait ten minutes for a table. The two girls were sharing an order of larb gai as they spoke.

"So, your Amy was able to sense and even interfere with your communication with your insects?" asked Amy with interest.

Taylor took a bite from her leaf full of chicken and nodded. "It was like getting static on a radio channel, sort of..."

"Can you access your power so I can see if I can do the same?" asked the healer.

Taylor put her hand out on the table and replied, "Go ahead." She was getting used to thinking of Amy as, if not a friend yet, at least somebody non-hostile.

Amy put a finger on Taylor's wrist like she was checking her pulse. Her eyes focused on nothing for a moment. "Oh," she said, "I can feel that. That's interesting. You can feel and control every insect nearby?"

"Yep, I can. I can even see and hear through them, but bug senses are kind of crap," said Taylor.

"Hmm," hummed Amy. "I might be able to help with that."

"You can affect powers?" said Taylor. Amy hadn't hinted at anything like that in either world.

Amy shook her head. "No...well, probably not. It would also probably mean fiddling with brains, which is not something I feel comfortable doing."

"No offense," said Taylor, "but I don't think I would feel comfortable having my brain fiddled with."

"None taken," said Amy. "I can't affect powers but I can affect bugs."

Taylor thought about that. Given her alter-ego, it was quite evident that Amy was an extremely capable biotinker. Compared to Ianthe, creating a new bug would be child's play. "You think you could create a bug with better senses? Ones that are easier to interpret?"

Amy could sense that her power, which had already been ridiculously happy recently, was intrigued at the thought of creating something else entirely new and different. "I know I can do that," she answered. "In fact, we could create stinging insects with chemicals similar to the ones Ianthe uses on her arm darts. We might even...hmm...yeah... How would you like a beetle that could serve as a relay for your power, so you could potentially have a range covering the whole city?"

Taylor just stared for a moment. "You can really do all that?" she asked. Then after a thought, she added, "You do know I'm a villain, right?"

Amy looked at her skeptically. "I know you didn't want to be, and the fact that you felt the need to point that out right after I offered suggests that you're not as bad as you think you are."

Taylor and Amy both fell silent for a minute while the staff of the restaurant brought out their entrees. Saurial, Varga, and her dad had all told her that she was too critical of herself. This Danny Hebert had been particularly adamant in pointing out all the ways that the authority figures in her life had failed her. He had been somewhat vicious in including himself in that list. Varga had made the point that teenagers weren't expected to make life-and-death decisions for a very good reason, and that he suspected powers made things worse when it came to making good ones. Now Amy Dallon was sitting across the table from her, treating her as if she were a hero...even if she didn't feel like one. She thought that life would be so much easier if she could just change her own feelings through the application of brute force logic.

"You know," continued Amy after the servers left the table, "being around Taylor and Varga tends to have an effect on people beyond what you would expect. My mother has become more tolerant. Vicky has become more careful and thoughtful. Lisa isn't quite so abrasive with her need to show she's the smartest one in the room. Even Rachel seems to have calmed down and accepted that she isn't the alpha around here. Maybe if you spend enough time hanging around here, you can learn not to be so hard on yourself."

"Did you add mind-reading to your powers?" asked Taylor, surprised at the girl's insight.

Amy laughed. "No, mind readers don't exist."

"They do in Peter's and Jimmy's worlds," said Taylor.

Amy paused her laugh. "Really? Well, that's going to be interesting to see. Peter's world is the one where a lot of the powers have a genetic basis, right?"

Taylor started to answer, then paused to think about what a biotinker could do with a gene for telepathy. Instead of answering, she asked, "Do you have any other ideas for new bugs?"

The girl across the table smirked, obviously not missing the blatant change of topic. Rather than argue the point, she said, "How about a beetle big enough that you can ride it?"

Taylor's fork stopped halfway to her mouth and her face took on a considering look. This was proving to be a very interesting lunch conversation, indeed.
 
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Chapter 18: Worries, Warships and Weekends
Chapter 18: Worries, Warships and Weekends

"This place is kind of a dive," said Jimmy, looking at the seaside shack restaurant. The building had clearly been re-purposed at some point in the past and was desperately in need of a new coat of paint.

"Those are the places that have the best food," claimed Peter. "Plus, Taylor recommended it."

Jimmy considered that for a minute, then gave a tiny shrug and went to open the front door and go in. "Eh, what's the worst that could happen?"

"Horrible food poisoning, but I'm pretty sure Ianthe or Metis can fix that," said Peter jovially.

The inside looked more like a fast-food restaurant than the outside. There were booths filled with diners, and a wall full of pictures of people who had finished the local challenge burger, creatively called the Fugly Bob's Challenger. The two cross-dimensional visitors ordered and were soon ensconced with a tray full of greasy but admittedly tasty food.

"I'm kind of surprised that Saurial isn't on the Challenger wall," commented Peter.

"It wouldn't be much of a challenge," answered Jimmy. "I watched her bite off a piece of hull metal the other day. I'm pretty sure she could eat a whole cow, never mind a hamburger."

Peter snickered. "How fast can the Family skeletonize a cow? I mean, the ones who aren't big enough to just swallow it whole. Did Danny show you his plaque?"

"You mean the one with the bit of Dragon's probe on it?" said Jimmy between french fries. "Yeah. Metis told me that the girls were actually a little embarrassed when they realized it was Dragon's probe, because they actually like Dragon. Apparently, though, the PRT and Protectorate were pretty freaked out by it, and the Family doesn't seem too upset by that part of it."

"There are a few folks back home I would love to introduce to the Family. Then I could just sit back and watch the fun." A certain one-eyed head of SHIELD came to mind, but he wasn't the only one. Watching Jonah meet Saurial would be pretty funny, too.

"Ooh, yeah, I can see that," said Jimmy. "My coworker Lois would be one meeting I might actually be able to swing." Batman would be another. The Caped Crusader would likely have an interesting reaction...and well, he would willingly pay money for tickets to see it.

The two of them attacked their burgers and fries, pleasantly surprised with how good they were. Taylor's advice was good as far as restaurants go.

"So, did Dragon and the lizards provide you with a whole stack of research about your home universe?" asked Jimmy.

Peter nodded seriously. "My universe, and a dozen others that are very, very similar."

"For-want-of-a-nail type stuff," confirmed Jimmy. "What was the weirdest one?"

Peter blew air out in a long sigh. "There were some weird ones. There was one where I created a formula to take away my spider powers, and it gave me four extra arms instead."

Jimmy snorted into his hamburger. "How would that even work? That's like...I don't know...taking a birth control pill and having it turn out to be a fertility drug, or something."

"There was one where a beautiful mutant kissed me and turned me into an actual spider," added Peter.

"What, like a real, tiny spider?" asked Jimmy, surprised.

Peter shook his head, "No it was a giant spider. I got better."

"How would that even happen?" asked Jimmy.

"I don't know," answered Peter. "It didn't actually happen."

"Yet," suggested Jimmy.

Peter rolled his eyes. "If a mutant named Queen shows up and wants to mate with me, I'll leave town for awhile and let the Avengers deal with her. What about you? What's the weirdest thing that happened to you?"

Jimmy held up his finger, telling Peter to wait while he finished chewing the last bite of his burger. Then he said, "Oh, there are so many. There was a lot of very strange and kind of racist time travel. Oh, I had to defeat Don Rickles' evil twin."

"Don Rickles...the old comedian?" asked Peter. "Did he have powers?"

"He would explode if he got too excited," said Jimmy. "It wasn't, like, an attack. He would explode and die if he got too excited."

"That's more of a disability than a power," said Peter in response. "That's lamer than Big Wheel."

"Big Wheel?" asked Jimmy.

"He was a thief whose thing was riding around in a giant wheel with guns," explained Spider-Man. "He was sort of a one-trick bad guy."

The two of them finished off the last of the food. Peter was slurping on the straw of a soda while Jimmy was doing a quick wipe of the table with a napkin. The two of them bused their stuff over to the garbage cans and started walking back to the warehouse. The weather outside was quite pleasant, so it was a good day to walk.

"So," said Jimmy as they were walking back, "Did you learn a ton of secret identities, classified information, and shocking revelations that dozens of people back home would kill you for if they found out?"

Peter looked over at him with controlled blandness and said, "Oh, yeah. Kill or kidnap and torture. Probably go after anybody I know, too. You too?"

"Yep," said Jimmy. "I assume you're not planning on telling anybody."

"Nooo," said Pete quickly. "That would be really, really dumb."

Jimmy thought about that for a bit, and said, "It's kind of a problem. I don't know about your world, but mine had more than a few mind readers."

Peter frowned. Madame Web could probably read him like a book...as could Doc Xavier and Jean. Then there was Franklin Richards. Those weren't too much of a concern. Then there was Legion, Emma Frost... 'Oh, crap! This is bad...'

Out loud, Peter said, "I think I might need to do something about that..." Maybe Doc Strange could do something to help?

"I was going to ask Superman to ask for help from Martian Manhunter. He's the League's senior telepath. I'm not sure how to do that without accidentally sharing all that information, though," said Jimmy.

"I think we need to talk to Saurial or Raptaur," replied Peter.

Jimmy nodded. Maybe their saviors could come up with another clever solution?

The rest of the walk back to the warehouse was spent in mostly quiet contemplation.

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Randall was helping the tinkers refit the Ship of Fools. Raptaur was there to provide muscle and create any missing components, although there was already a sizable pile of hull plates and other bits and pieces that Saurial had created earlier. Ellen and Miles were inside the ship, monitoring systems as Linda and Kevin installed new hardware and yanked out the old. Linda's mech was proving extremely deft at removing sections of the old hull, and had helped Raptaur remove the old, jury-rigged warp pylons. Aside from lending a hand with various mechanical jobs, Randall's most important task was watching over Linda and Kevin and making sure they didn't slip too far into tinker fugue. Too much tinkering could end up with them going overboard and turning the ship into a replica of an Imperial star destroyer, which was not the intent. It didn't hurt to be careful.

"Hey Linda, is that the cloaking device?" he asked, pointing at a microwave-oven-sized piece of complex equipment. Linda was adjusting another piece of equipment that seemed to be part of the teleportation system.

"It's the part that goes in the hull," she answered. "The bulk of it is actually in a pocket dimension...or at least the Family equivalent of it."

Randall's eyebrows went up. "It's that big?"

Linda paused what she doing and looked up. "Yeah. Turns out that, once you have the tech, the biggest limiter on cloaking devices are power and size."

"...and neither of those are limits for Raptaur and Saurial," said Randall with a nod. "Is it tinker tech?"

"No, actually. There were a few bits that Dragon helped retrofit, but a lot of it is based on cloaking technology from Star Trek and Stargate. Most of the weird bits were needed to make the SEP field work with everything else," explained Linda. "We also amped up the power output so we can use the cloak and the shields at the same time."

That made sense to Randall. The biggest weakness of the cloaking devices on TV were usually that they were an either-or option with any shielding systems. Being able to use them in combat would make targeting the ship much more difficult, and the shields would still catch any lucky hits.

"We also amped up the power of the phaser arrays," mentioned Kevin in an off-hand manner.

Randall recognized Kevin's tone. It was the tone he used when he was completely oblivious to something incredibly dangerous. He looked around for Raptaur, only to find the reptile strangely absent. "By how much?" he asked cautiously.

Kevin caught Randall's expression. "Don't worry, it's nothing crazy. It's about the level of fire output by a Sovereign-class cruiser."

"Raptaur worked out this cool multi-frequency overload effect, though," contributed Linda, "so it should go through most shields in Miles's universe. The Borg might adapt to it eventually, I guess..."

"Doesn't that make it a little over-powered for a point-defense weapon?" asked Randall. He had read up on starship technology as part of the refit discussions. Sovereign-class cruisers had the most powerful phaser arrays in Starfleet at the time they were built.

"We thought about that," answered Linda. "You know how we're using graviton thrusters on the hull? Well, we figured out how to take the increased power output and use gravitational sheer for point defense in an area around the ship."

"Oh, tell him about the probes!" said Kevin excitedly.

Linda nodded. "You know the launcher we're adding for science probes?" At Randall's nod, she continued with, "Well, a Starfleet probe is basically a torpedo casing capable of warp travel. We got Saurial to make some payloads similar to what they used to take down the Merchant headquarters. It should shred anything in a ten kilometer radius, which is more than enough to cut right through shields and such."

Randall put his face in his palms. Then he looked up at the two of them and said, "So, our transport ship has now got shield-piercing capital-grade phaser banks, point defense gravy guns, and disintegration torpedoes?"

"Yeah," said Kevin with a grin. "It's pretty cool, isn't it?"

Grudgingly, Randall had to admit that it was pretty cool. It was also pretty damned terrifying. "Does Miles know about these upgrades?"

Kevin winced slightly. "Sort of? I mean, we mentioned most of them in passing. I'm not sure he realized the whole picture, though."

"Or that all of the weapons can fire while the ship is shielded, cloaked, and moving like a Whitestar from Babylon 5," added Linda helpfully.

"Plus it also has a tractor beam, and the teleporter can deliver ordnance through most shields," said Kevin.

"Or boarding parties," said Linda. That was not a trivial advantage when your boarding parties were magical snark lizards.

At that moment, Randall realized something. "You two are setting me up to be the one to explain this pocket dreadnought to Miles, aren't you?" he said with a glare. Miles had been rather firmly of the opinion that they didn't need heavy weapons on a transport, as they weren't looking to start trouble. Saurial had been surprisingly agreeable, but now he wondered if she had just foreseen the obvious result of putting Vectura and Leet on the project. The first had made a construction mech armed with a plasma cutter and a mono-molecular-edged EDM blade, while the latter had built a BFG 9000 almost by accident.

Kevin looked at Randall and said very seriously, "Aren't you the most skilled and diplomatic person we have?"

Randall frowned. It was obvious how this was going to end, and now he wondered if Raptaur had disappeared on purpose. He then turned and began to head into the ship, though not without a muttered but audible, "Fuck you, guys..."

After he was gone, Kevin looked at Linda and said, "You didn't tell him about the shuttle replacements?"

Linda shrugged her shoulders and said, "Eh, they won't be done for months yet."

The two got back to work, but the loud exclamation of, "WHAT?" in an Irish-accented voice could be heard through the gaps in the hull, even outside the ship.

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Dragon set the large case on the desk in the BBFO office. Lisa and Danny had met her as she touched down, and had come inside with her to where she was demonstrating the new mobile phones.

"It looks just like a regular smart phone," said Danny, looking at the device Dragon had handed to Lisa. It didn't have any recognizable branding, but it could easily have been a new phone from Apple or Motorola.

"It functions as one," said the power-armored tinker. "It will also work anywhere in the world, has a dynamic virtual intelligence capable of scanning and connecting to all types of wireless connections, and uses a combination of quantum entanglement and micro-wormhole generation to communicate across dimensions."

The phone chirped.

"It just auto-connected to the office Wi-Fi...and my Bluetooth headset which I left on my desk back in my office?" said Lisa in surprise. "How did it know to do that?"

"I pre-programmed them to recognize the biometrics for key folks at BBFO and the crew of the Ship of Fools. They won't work for anyone else. In addition to local wireless, they'll also connect to Starfleet communicator badges through subspace," explained Dragon. Setting up the phones with everybody's device information was easy. Dragon had got in the habit a long time ago of scanning and recording the mobile devices of people she may want to contact. If Dragon were close enough, she could theoretically connect directly to Lisa's Bluetooth earpiece even if the girl's phone was off.

"How do you have a battery big enough to power all that?" asked Danny, who was justifiably curious about a power source small enough to fit in a phone, yet powerful enough to open wormholes.

"It doesn't actually have a battery, per se. Leet and Raptaur worked up a system where it functions off of power from a pocket dimension," said Dragon. "It would have been pretty much impossible without the Family's abilities."

"What happens when the user changes realities?" asked Lisa. Doing so was, technically, the point of this whole exercise.

"That's part of what Raptaur helped work out. The pocket dimension is anchored to the phone itself, and moves with it. It's a more complicated form of the armor that Ianthe and Metis wear...or so Raptaur explained it. The math is something I'm still working on figuring out..." That part was a bit of fib...Dragon already understood the math. The percentage of her processing capacity required to do so was quite significant, however, and made her even more impressed with the mental capacity of Raptaur and Saurial. It was also yet another example of how the restrictions that shackled her were incredibly frustrating.

Lisa began to swipe through the communication settings on the phone. "Are these radio frequencies?"

"Yes," said Dragon. "You can pick up the entire EM band, so you could use the phone to listen in on emergency responder broadcasts, CB radio, or even broadcast radio in the AM and FM bands. It's capable of real-time decryption of encrypted communications as well."

"You said it can communicate over subspace like Starfleet uses?" asked Danny.

"It's designed to look for organized signal patterns and interpret them in both higher and lower dimensions analogous to a local reality," said Dragon. At Danny's confused look, she explained further. "Simply put, it searches for likely ways that an advanced civilization might use for faster-than-light communications. For example, it could intercept tachyon communications through hyperspace. The range for that is pretty limited, though. You would need to get either really lucky or be standing close to the receiver or broadcaster."

"That's really impressive, Dragon," said Danny. "The only thing missing is a universal translator."

"Did I forget to say that? Sorry, it of course has one of those, too. Starfleet builds those into its communicators as a standard feature, so that was easy to copy," replied Dragon. "That only works if the language is in the database, though. We have the known human languages, as well as the ones from Miles's universe."

"Can it learn other languages?" asked Lisa, wondering if they would have to be careful about using FamTalk over the phone.

Dragon shook her head. "No, Miles said you need a linguist to help program in new languages. That was a key part of the job of Lieutenant Uhura in the original TV show, though the writers made her look like a glorified receptionist back in the 60's." That was one thing the reboot movies improved upon, thought Dragon, even if some of the other changes were problematic.

"How durable is the phone?" asked Danny, thinking of the situations his daughter got herself into.

"It will continue to work through any abuse a cape is likely to encounter. It should also continue to function at the bottom of the ocean, in deep space, or even in the outer chromosphere of most stars," replied Dragon. Most users of the phone wouldn't survive those environments, but she wasn't putting anything past the Family.

"No telepathic interface?" joked Lisa.

Dragon shook her head. "We don't have any models of functional telepathy to use as a baseline," explained Dragon seriously. There were telepaths in most of the dimensions from which the crew hailed, but none of the crew had that ability, with the possible exception of Dresden. He had been reluctant to initiate a soulgaze just for research purposes, though. Dragon was actually deeply curious about what he would see if he tried it with her, but insisting would have been rude, and she was Canadian.

"Could you relay through these phones in other dimensions to connect to the local phone networks?" asked Lisa.

Dragon thought about that. They would have to change the software a bit, but it was possible. "You could. I could see how it would be useful if you needed to, say, dial 911 for somebody remotely."

Danny got a funny look on his face. "You know that the Family is likely to abuse that feature?"

Dragon could imagine that quite well. "True," she said, "but now that Lisa's mentioned it, that feature is too likely to be useful to not add it into the capabilities of the phone." She could also see how an occasional call on a secure line to people like Robert Kinsey or Amanda Waller could be a useful deterrent, once they had been properly introduced to the Family.

There were a few more things that Dragon walked them through, including how to get the phones to spoof other devices; that was useful for making the phone appear to be other phones on the network, including their current phones (which were already programmed in). The phones could mimic a variety of operating styles, including Apple, Android, LCARS, Lex*Tel, and Stark Industries. There was also a panic button mode that would send out a distress call. It could be configured to include or exclude local emergency channels, and could also signal the Family. The user could activate it in a number of ways depending upon circumstances, including verbal password, through the touch interface, or by tapping a specific cadence on the phone casing five times in a row.

Lisa agreed to see to handing out the phone to everybody, and was looking forward to their reactions when she explained what they could do. Harry would probably be happy to even have a phone that wouldn't die the minute he cast a spell. She made a note that she might want to give Miles an extra one in case he had to turn one over to Starfleet. Maybe Saurial would create a Spidey-themed phone case for Peter. 'How about a custom case for everybody? That could be amusing...'

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Taylor and Saurial were walking up to the doors of Arcadia as Mandy's mother was dropping Mandy and Lucy off for school.

"Hey Saurial! Hey Taylor!" said Lucy, while Mandy was closing the car door. Taylor and and Saurial glanced at each other with a small grin at how Lucy was showing her bias.

"Lucy, Mandy, how was your weekend?" asked Taylor.

"My aunt and uncle were in from out of town, so we mostly were just showing them around," said Mandy. "They wanted to see some of the local capes, but we only got to see Aegis on patrol from a distance. We spent a lot of time walking around the Boardwalk."

"You could have called. I'm sure one of the Family could have made an appearance," offered Saurial.

Mandy laughed out loud. "Oh, no. Aunt Judy is terrified of reptiles. She found a snake in her basement once and almost burned her house down trying to get rid of it."

"There's a reason I don't visit Mandy when Judy is visiting," said Lucy with a huff.

Mandy lowered her voice and pretended to whisper, "Judy told her once that Newell was unclean and would give her salmonella."

"He will not! I've had Newell since I was ten, and I've never gotten sick!" protested Lucy.

Saurial put her fist up for Lucy to give her a fist bump and said, "Solidarity with my pro-lizard sister." Lucy gave her a bump with a grin.

"She wasn't that bad this time," said Mandy. Looking at Saurial and Taylor, she explained, "Judy is a bit of a know-it-all who likes to critique things in this really annoying passive-aggressive way. Dad told me once in private that he was surprised his brother married her. This time, when she started to get preachy, I just started playing the video we took on my Raptaur-ride." Mandy snickered. "I've never seen her excuse herself so fast."

"Well, my weekend was pretty dull," said Lucy. "What about you guys?"

"I spent most of the weekend hanging out with the Family," said Taylor. "They're working on a big new project."

"Bigger than Kaiju moving the tanker?" asked Mandy. "That one was pretty huge."

Saurial laughed. "This one is bigger in duration, not physical size. My sister doesn't have to worry about competition for tallest lizard in Brockton Bay."

"I think she holds the record for more than just here," said Mandy with a grin.

"That's only true in the human world," replied Saurial with another laugh.

Lucy sighed. "There are never enough giant lizards in the world." Mandy just rolled her eyes.

At that point, Amy and Vicky came walking up from where Amy had parked her truck. The girls all exchanged greetings, and then Vicky asked Taylor, "Taylor, is everything OK? You seemed a little out of it when I saw you over the weekend?"

Alternate Taylor had mentioned seeing Glory Girl, but not that it had been awkward. It probably hadn't been from the non-local girl's perspective. "Don't worry Vicky, everything's fine. You just showed up right after some serious discussions with the folks I was leading to the office."

"Anything I can help with?" asked Vicky.

"No, it's something the Family is handling," replied Saurial.

"Is it related to your new project?" asked Mandy curiously.

"What new project?" asked Vicky.

"The Family is helping a group of people with some problems that require some of our more unique abilities," explained Saurial vaguely.

Amy smirked and said, "And it doesn't involve trolling people."

"You should know better than that, Amy. Everything the Family does involves trolling people," said Saurial with false severity. The others laughed at that.

"Well, let me know if I can help. I'm sure New Wave would pitch in, too. My family likes you guys," said Vicky earnestly.

"Even mom, mostly," added Amy. The fact that she didn't call Carol Dallon by her first name was a sign of how much things had improved recently.

"Much of the work is engineering and advanced multidimensional mathematics. The DWU is helping out with the former, and we're providing help with the latter," said Saurial. The girls all nodded, being somewhat familiar with how far ahead in those subjects Taylor was thanks to her interactions with the Family.

"Let's get inside before the bell rings," said Amy, glancing at the time on her phone. Helping their extra-dimensional visitors would have to wait until school was out.

"Off we go to absorb knowledge!" said Taylor with an excessive amount of cheer. The others just rolled their eyes at her antics as they went inside to head to their lockers.

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Taylor was browsing PHO on one of the ship's terminals on the bridge. They had terminals setup in the galley area, but she didn't really feel like interacting with other folks right now. She was looking at the major events of this world and how they differed from hers. The new Ward named Prospect was pretty obviously Dinah Alcott. There had been no robbery of Brockton Bay Central Bank, as the Undersiders had been rescued by the Family before then. Another set of posts covered the smell that had permeated most of Brockton Bay on one weekend. The faked chemical leak had been explained to her by Metis as a cover story for taking out Coil's base, which was apparently hidden in an Endbringer shelter below the commercial district. There were many threads discussing the deaths of the Slaughterhouse Nine at the hands of some heavily-armed normals. Taylor wondered if that was some butterfly effect from the activity in Brockton Bay, or if the Family were only one of a number of differences from her home reality.

The most interesting things were the videos of the Family in action. She watched Raptaur take down Hookwolf. Then there were the videos of the fight against the Merchants. The Taylor Hebert of this dimension looked to be pretty much unstoppable. There was also video of Kaiju meeting with the Triumvirate. From what she had been told, even they were wary of Kaiju and the Family. Lung was keeping a low profile, as were Kaiser and the Empire 88. Of course, there were also a great many videos of Kaiju dragging the tanker across the bay for scrapping, including the admittedly funny bit with poor, "Mr. Foot."

"Whatcha' doing?" asked a voice from behind. Harry Dresden had stepped onto the bridge while she was watching one of the Kaiju videos.

"Just looking at the differences between this world and mine," she answered.

Harry took a seat at the vacant pilot's station. "What did you learn?"

"There are more differences than just the powers I got, for one. In this reality, the Slaughterhouse Nine were killed off weeks ago, whereas I'm sure they're still around in mine. Another difference is that the Cornell University bomber was caught in her own explosion. In my world, she came to Brockton Bay as a tinker named Bakuda and joined the ABB. I can't work out how either of those things could have anything to do with the Family," said Taylor. "It's almost like this reality is just...luckier, I guess?"

"That could be the case," said Harry. "Admittedly, I'm not an expert in alternate universes. If there are an infinite number of possible universes, though, then presumably some of them are luckier than others. Like, take Daniel's reality, for example. He said that many of the close parallels they discovered had Earth suffering from an alien invasion. He might be from one of the luckier versions of his world."

"What about you, Harry? Do you think you're from a lucky version of your world?" asked Taylor quietly.

Harry put some thought into his answer before speaking. "I'm not sure. It's possible. I've survived a number of things that I probably shouldn't have survived. It's likely that there are a fair number of realities where I'm dead. Hell, in some of them, the White Council never even let me get apprenticed, which would have meant a death sentence as a warlock."

Taylor sighed. "Does that mean that anything that can happen, has happened? There are versions of my world where I died in the locker, and versions where my mother didn't die in a car accident? Worlds where my best friend didn't betray me? Maybe even worlds just like this one, but where capes never existed?"

Harry shook his head. "I don't know the answer to that, kid. I kind of don't want to know. I have a temptation to second guess myself that isn't always healthy. I could drive myself crazy trying to find the answers to all of the what-if questions."

Taylor gave a small smile. "It's kind of a good thing, though." At Harry's questioning look, she continued. "If there are versions of me that made different choices already, and live in worlds that had different stories, then it really all doesn't matter."

Harry quirked an eyebrow. "I'm still not seeing how looking at it that way is a good thing?"

"The point is that we don't have any massive responsibility to get everything right. I mean, somewhere, in some universe, we probably do always get it right, and in another, we always got it wrong. We don't have to worry about every possibility in the multiverse, because it exists no matter what. We just have to focus on what's important to us individually," explained Taylor, trying to figure out how to express her logic.

Harry thought through that concept. It didn't absolve him from guilt for his own mistakes, and it certainly didn't correct them from his point of reference. It did have the advantage of narrowing his focus from the unsolvable and unknowable down to what he could actually affect, though. It was kind of Zen wise. "I can get behind that. You're saying that all that really matters are the choices we make going forward. We have enough reasons to be anxious without worrying about the whole of creation."

"Yep," said the teen-aged girl.

"So what does that mean for us?" asked Harry.

Taylor stood up from the console. "What it means for me is that I need to stop moping around and start thinking about ways to fix things back home. The lizards seem to have enough bullshit powers and technology to make Eidolon look like a freshly triggered cape. We need to start coming up with lists of our big problems, and see what suggestions our new friends have for fixing them."

"I guess it would be kind of remiss of us to not take advantage of this opportunity," said Harry. "I know some of the others are hesitating for various reasons. Xander isn't used to asking for or getting help from people, for one."

Taylor nodded in agreement. "Peter is probably too jaded to fully understand his options here. We spent a lot of time talking on that ship, and he was definitely getting a little bored with the status quo of being a hero in his world. I doubt he sees what an opportunity this is to shake things up."

"Time for a crew meeting, then, while our scaly friends are otherwise occupied?" asked Harry with a grin.

"Oh, yeah," said Taylor. "Let's do this."
 
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Chapter 19: Taylor's Suggestion and Test Flight
Chapter 19: Taylor's Suggestion and Test Flight

Between Harry and Taylor, the crew were collected into the galley in relatively short order, despite some grumbling from a few folks that they were busy. Taylor leaned back against the table and began speaking. "We have a serious topic we need to discuss as a group. Harry and I were talking about things, and it occurred to me that we may be underestimating the Family's capabilities."

Xander replied with a confused look, "Underestimating them how? I'm pretty impressed with getting my eye back, and our scaly friends obviously have some pretty powerful mojo based on the ritual they put Harry and me through."

"Yes," interjected Miles, "and for technology, mathematics and physics, we know that they seem to be on par at least with the Federation when it comes to understanding...they may even exceed it given that some of the upgrades they're installing do things better than the Starfleet versions."

"Remember what they said when they were telling us about our contracts?" asked Taylor. "They stated that they were going to help fix some things in our reality. They didn't limit that help to just us personally."

"They said that they were going to get us home, and that they wouldn't leave us in the same situations we found ourselves in," said Harry.

"Right," said Jimmy, "but doesn't that just mean that they're going to help us deal with whatever crisis we were in when we left? Like, helping the League deal with Darkseid's attack in my universe, or Daniel's pending punishment from his peers?"

Xander raised his hand to get their attention, and said, "When I was talking to Linda the other day, she told me that the Family likes to fix things in a big way...even things that you don't know are problems."

"Ianthe did say that they felt they could help out the Asgard," said Daniel. "That would be a fairly major shift in the balance of power back home if they can do that. They're one of the most advanced civilizations we know, and friendly to Earth, but their various crises and treaties keep them from helping as much as we would like."

"Ha!" exclaimed Taylor. "Exactly. My thought was that if they really can affect change that big, then we should all spend some time thinking about what the major problems really are in our realities."

Ellen frowned and said, "How do we know that they're going to 'fix' the things that we agree need to be fixed? Xander made a point to that effect during the contract meeting."

"All the more reason to spend some time thinking about things both we and they might want to change," said Dresden in a reasonable tone of voice. "They did specify we were supposed to be the local experts for our realities as part of our contracts. If that's true, then they should listen if we tell them to be cautious."

"What kinds of things are we looking for, though?" asked O'Brien. "I mean, I wouldn't mind having better security for the Federation, but that's kind of a tall order for any group, no matter how much technology they happen to have." Destroying the Borg would be nice, but Miles didn't think it was likely.

"I would put them on par with the Justice League," said Olsen. "I mean, between the powers, the technology, the magic, and the friends they can call upon, it's a pretty fair comparison. The only reason the Justice League isn't outright running the world is because they choose not to do so." In fact, some of the materials Dragon had given Jimmy had showed several different scenarios where they did, indeed, run a version of his world, sometimes for the better, but often to the detriment of the average citizen.

Peter leaned back against the bench and put his hands behind his head. "Honestly, I think you're underselling them. Speaking from personal experience, if a bunch of folks claiming to be from other realities show up in my world, and it does happen, I make sure they don't know everything about what I can do and who I know just in case, you know?"

Everybody paused to consider that, and now that it had been said out loud, nobody in the room could find a plausible argument against it.

"We don't really have a way of assessing their real capabilities," said Harry, "so we should probably make a list and see what they say."

Daniel got a cautious look on his face. "That may be a little presumptuous, don't you think? They're already helping us to get home. Do we really want to go begging for assistance for any other problems we might be facing?"

"The Family is not a typical cape team in any sense of the word, even ignoring the whole giant reptile thing. Most capes in my world, and probably in this one, seem to go looking for trouble. The Family is the opposite. They go out of their way looking for things to correct. If that's true, then I don't think providing a wish list is going to hurt anything. The worst that is likely to happen is that they tell us they can't help with some or all of it beyond getting us home," said Taylor.

"I'm getting a strong sense that Taylor's right on this," agreed Xander. "In fact, I think we may want to share out the materials we have on our own realities with the others. We may not see something as a problem if we're too close to it."

"I have a confession to make," said Ellen. "I haven't actually looked at any of the materials that Dragon sent to me."

The others stared at her. Finally, Harry asked, "Why is that?"

"Mostly, it's because a lot of it covers some extremely bad experiences of mine that are still fresh in my memory," said Ripley softly.

"Would you be willing to look at some of the stories about the rest of us?" asked Xander kindly.

"I can do that, but I don't think I'll be able to look at everything for all six of you, at least not in any reasonable period of time," answered Ellen.

"It's really just five, because I don't have any fictional media about my world," said Taylor.

Jimmy disagreed, saying, "You really have the most data, since this world is fairly similar and we have access to their Internet. Somebody should be looking at recent history, starting with when powers showed up on the scene."

There was a general agreement that nobody had the time to look over such an extensive set of media for all of their companions. They worked out a setup where two people would look over the materials for each of them. Jimmy drew up a table with the agreed-upon assignments.

"I suggest we each make up our own lists of problems, and then we can review that list with the two people reviewing the data on our realities. That should let us see any gaps in the lists," said Olsen. One of the first things a good investigative reporter did with multiple sources was to compare their stories and look for gaps.

Everyone agreed that they would take a week to make up their own lists and review the agreed upon materials. There was a shocking volume of film, television, comic books, literature, and other materials provided, and Dragon's summaries only went so far in reviewing them.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Metis and Miles were on the bridge, looking at the console readouts. Saurial, Ellen and Kevin were down in the engine room checking on things. Linda and Daniel were outside, inspecting the new warp pylons and the hull plating with Raptaur's assistance.

"All right, I'm switching the cloak system into standby mode. What are your power readings?" came Ellen's voice over the comm badge.

"The two capacitor feeds read 1.18 gigawatts and 1.21 gigawatts," said Miles.

"Damn it, I knew we forgot something!" said Kevin's voice. "We didn't install the flux capacitor!"

"The what?" asked Miles. "Are we missing something?"

"It's just a movie reference. Don't worry," came Saurial's voice.

"Oh, I saw that movie," said Daniel from outside, obviously pleased to have gotten a pop-culture reference.

Ignoring the back-and-forth, Ellen continued with, "I'm getting ready to test the cloak in three, two, one, cloak!"

There was a subtle change in the vibration of the ship, almost as if the ship was trying to be quieter. Of course, as they weren't in a submarine, noise made no difference to the ship's stealthiness.

"Holy shit!" said Linda over the badge.

"Is it working?" asked Metis.

"You bet your scaly ass its working!" answered Linda. "It's also the biggest thing I've ever seen cloaked in my life."

"All right Ripley, we've got a positive test on the cloak. You can shut it down now," said Miles. "Let's meet down in the cargo bay and talk about next steps."

The ship reappeared and the group all left their positions to meet up in the cargo bay (chosen because it provided more space for Raptaur and Metis than the galley).

"All of the tests appear to have gone exceedingly well," said Raptaur. "I believe we are ready to move on to the next phase of testing."

"Which would be the test flight," said Ellen.

The primary concern of everybody on board was the reaction of a certain winged adversary in orbit over the Earth. Nobody knew exactly how the Simurgh would react to testing a spacecraft. They weren't especially keen to know how the Ship of Fools would handle an attack from the Endbringer. They also weren't keen to see if Saurial's absence from planet Earth would be enough to trigger an attack.

"I'll head over to the wormhole site and monitor the situation with the Endbringers," said Metis. "We need to test this out locally in this reality before we start shifting between universes."

"Do you really think that creature is monitoring your presence?" asked Miles slightly skeptically.

"There are several reasons to think so," replied Saurial. "Apart from the fact that the Simurgh veered off from an attack the moment a wormhole opened to transport Kaiju to the site of the battle, we have tracking data for Leviathan, the aquatic Endbringer. He has been staying on the floor of the ocean at the point farthest from this location...and when we split the visible members of the Family up into different geographic locations, he actually moves to a point equidistant between the two."

"Really?" asked Kevin. "That's the first time you've explained it like that. Leviathan is edging around the outside of the room like a nervous pet?"

"Or like an animal trying to circle around a predator," suggested Linda.

"That may be a more accurate description," granted Raptaur.

Ellen, Daniel and Miles exchanged knowing glances. Peter's suggestion that the Family were concealing their true abilities meshed well with the current conversation. Daniel saw that Metis was watching them and had a slight smirk. He wondered how much of their thoughts were evident to the intuitive reptile. Probably more than they realized, given how she turned to look directly at him and winked.

"We should start our tests before it gets too late today," said Metis. "Randall is already waiting for me back at the WCC."

With that, Metis left, leaving the warehouse and rapidly accelerating to highway speeds, while the others went to their stations for the pending test flight.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

The ship appeared out of the wormhole aperture near Venus. The location gave them a fair amount of distance between the ship and Earth while still being well within sensor range. Saurial was staying in contact with Metis, and the two had agreed to use FamTalk on the off chance that the Simurgh was able to intercept their communications. Of course, there was no guarantee that the Endbringer wouldn't understand FamTalk. Lisa and Amy both understood it, so it was possible that their powers might as well. There was also the fact that the Simurgh was certainly a precog, and possibly a mind reader, but the fact that Thinkers in general had an issue with Varga muddied the whole issue. In any event, it was better to be safe than sorry.

{Do you see any activity from our friends?} asked Saurial.

{The Simurgh is still holding position in orbit, just close enough to keep Brockton Bay in sight over the curvature of the Earth. Based on the monitoring system, Leviathan also appears to be mostly stationary.} answered the black lizard over the communications badge. Subspace allowed for real-time communication despite the distance.

Saurial considered the situation. {It's possible, given what we suspect, that the Endbringers know that we're easily within range to return home at a moment's notice.}

{That would be true from pretty much anywhere in the multiverse as long as your wormhole drive is functioning. It's also possible, though, that they're basing their behavior on the WCC's capabilities, which is limited to this dimension. I don't know how they'll react if you're in a different reality. We'll have to test that scenario,} replied Metis.

"All right," said Saurial to the others on the bridge of the Ship of Fools. "The Endbringers appear to be stationary. I think we can begin our flight testing."

"Roger that," said Miles. "All right. Ellen, let's engage the cloak." Ellen and Kevin were again in the engine room, monitoring systems, while Linda, Daniel and Saurial were on the bridge with Miles. Raptaur had supposedly stayed behind at the warehouse, though in reality Taylor and Varga had just let that body vanish after take-off.

'Engaging cloak in three, two, one, engaged.' came the voice over the intercomm.

"Everything looks good from here," said Daniel, looking at a console readout.

With the cloak engaged, O'Brien began running the ship through its paces, testing out the gravity-based thrusters. While the inertial dampeners added to the ship kept the crew from feeling the rapid changes in direction and velocity, the forward view out the bridge windows showed the stars and nearby planet shifting around at a dizzying pace.

"She handles wonderfully," commented O'Brien. "She reminds me of the Defiant at her best."

"Shall we try the transwarp drive, Chief?" asked Saurial.

Miles nodded. "Setting course for Alpha Centauri. Estimated arrival time would be...seven hours? That's quite fast for not going full speed."

"The TV show really made space travel seem faster than it is," said Daniel.

Linda chuckled. "Space is pretty damned big, even with transwarp."

"The Enterprise spent a lot of time in transit. You'll notice how in the show, they'll sometimes mention how it takes hours, days or weeks to get somewhere, but then they'll skip to the destination in the next scene?" said Miles. "In reality, we spent a lot of time doing maintenance or helping out with training or experiments. We also had plenty of downtime. Those holodeck episodes made the technology look error-prone, but the idea of spending hours in a simulation was pretty accurate."

"I'm surprised that we don't have a holodeck on board now, given all the other upgrades," said Daniel.

Saurial shrugged and replied, "With the wormhole drive, transit time isn't really an issue. Even now, we're not going to spend hours travelling to another star. We'll run for an hour or so to check the engines for stress, then use the wormhole drive and verify that it doesn't have any issues with transwarp." Of course, the Family had other ways to create a virtual reality, as Coil had learned to his detriment.

"Ripley, how do things look from your end?" asked Miles over the intercom.

'Everything is running smooth, according to the readouts. We should run some speed adjustments to test how the different power outputs stress the engines,' answered Ripley from the engine room.

For the next hour, the Ship of Fools maintained a course toward the nearest star system. Miles varied the speed from just over the speed of light up toward eighty percent of maximum velocity in order to test out the engines to the fullest extent. To the credit of the crew and the folks from the DWU, everything worked as expected.

"This is one of the smoothest shakedown cruises I've seen," said O'Brien. "Usually, a refit ship has a few problems here or there. You people do good work."

Linda and Saurial were obviously pleased. "Maybe we should add starship repair and refit to the list of BBFO services advertised?" joked Saurial.

"I think the PRT might have a fit if we did that," said Linda, laughing appreciatively. "They wouldn't know whether or not to take us seriously." It would probably be better for Director Piggot's stress level if they avoided that for the time being. She also wondered what Miles would think if she knew of Leet's reputation before they met the Family. Riding in a Leet-created spaceship back in the day would have been crazy.

"If you wanted to offer that in my reality, then I would be happy to provide references," offered Miles. O'Brien didn't realize it, but he was underestimating how valuable that would actually be. His reputation in certain circles would be enough to get a business off the ground fairly easily.

The intercom sounded. 'Are we almost ready to try out the wormhole drive?' asked Ellen.

The folks on the bridge looked around for mutual confirmation. Seeing no disagreement, Miles answered, "I think we have a go for that. Let's take the shortcut to Alpha Centauri."

The Ship of Fools opened a wormhole and quickly vanished. Back on Earth, Metis could swear that the Simurgh appeared to relax slightly, but otherwise the Endbringer had no reaction. In the trinary Alpha Centauri system, the wormhole terminus opened and spit out the vessel. Saurial and Linda stopped to look out the window at the orbiting binary pair that made up the center of the system, with the distant Proxima Centauri visible as a bright star nearby.

"This is pretty cool," said Linda quietly. Saurial just smiled at her and nodded her head.

Noticing the reactions of the two locals, Miles triggered the intercom and said, "Kevin, can you come up to the bridge for a minute?"

'Sure, no problem,' replied the engineer. After a couple of minutes, he poked his head through door. "Hey, what's the problem?" he asked.

Miles just pointed at the other two and the bridge windows. Kevin looked over, and then he noticed the view.

"Whoa...that's wicked," he said, moving up to stand next to the others.

Miles gave them about ten minutes to just take in the view of being in another star system, then he triggered the intercom again. "Ellen, how are things looking down there?"

'Lights are green across the board,' replied the woman. 'We can head back any time.'

The three stargazers were drawn out of their enchantment with the view by the conversation. Saurial turned and said, "Actually, as we're well away from watching eyes, maybe we should find someplace to perform a weapons test?"

Miles looked at Daniel, who was watching the sensors. "Are there any rocks nearby that would serve as good targets for a test?"

Daniel ran an active scan using the sensors and replied, "There's a stony asteroid floating out toward the edge of the system. It's about 750 meters long and mostly just silica."

It took less than ten minutes to reach the asteroid, and they could see that it had an odd, zig-zag shape, like somebody cut a piece from a cloth with a herringbone pattern. Scans confirmed that, other than its unusual shape, there was absolutely nothing of interest about the rock.

"Let's target that narrow portion near the end with a burst from the phasers," suggested Saurial.

Miles brought up the weapons console. They had used a Starfleet-style targeting system, as it was fairly easy to understand even for twenty-first century humans. When he fired the ventral phaser array at the indicated point, the bright nadion beam looked rather remarkably like the ones depicted in the shows, although the absurdly long duration of the special effects shots weren't duplicated. The effect of the shot was fairly dramatic as a full third of the asteroid was sliced off, and the two pieces began rapidly drifting away from each other.

"The energy output from that was...impressive," said Daniel, looking at the readouts from the firing. They reminded him more of Ancient or Asgard weapons than anything the Goa'uld used, and the shields of a Ha'tak would probably only succeed in keeping the first shot from gutting it completely.

"I still say it's overkill for a transport that's supposed to be avoiding trouble," said Miles rather acidly.

Linda just smiled. "Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it," she said.

"Let's get closer to the smaller piece and try out the point defense system," suggested Saurial.

Miles maneuvered the ship to within ten kilometers of the smaller piece of rock. With another control, he activated point defense mode for the ship. The passengers could feel a slight shift in the artificial gravity, although it was a lessening of less than a tenth of a G. The asteroid fragment obviously felt quite a bit more, as the ship projected gravitational shear forces almost at random, literally pulverizing the stone into fine gravel.

Daniel winced. "I would hate to be a fighter pilot hit by that system."

Miles wasn't so squeamish. "I would rather it happen to them than that they get a torpedo off at our bridge." If anything, the Ship of Fools' bridge was even more exposed than the typical Starfleet bridge...and the more tactically-oriented members of Starfleet had been complaining about how exposed the bridges of even combat-oriented classes like the Defiant were for years. Personally, O'Brien thought it was the influence of gung ho captains who liked to, "lead from the front," so to speak. Even Captain Picard had a tendency to want to see things first hand that was fairly unwise...not that Miles would ever say that to the man.

"Speaking of torpedoes," said Linda before Daniel could respond, "let's try out one of the militarized science probes on that remaining portion of the rock."

Everyone agreed that they might as well test all of the weapons, so Saurial and Kevin went down to the launcher to prep. Rather than using any of the existing stock, Saurial just created a new warhead, and then she helped Kevin load it into the torpedo. Once it was armed, the auto-loader system prepared it for firing in the launch tube. The two returned to the bridge so they could observe the results, although a video of the tests was being recorded by the ship's computer. Metis had insisted on that much, even if she couldn't go on the first test flight.

Miles backed the ship away from the remaining fragment just to be safe. Once they were a good one hundred kilometers out, he triggered the torpedo launch. A glowing projectile shot out of the ship, moving so fast that only Saurial and the ship's computer were really able to track it. When the torpedo reached detonation range, the effect was strange. For a moment, the asteroid remnant appeared to get fuzzy, as if the image was slowly losing resolution. After a few moments, it became clear that the asteroid had turned into an expanding cloud of microscopic dust.

"According to the sensors, we just turned that asteroid into what reads as an unusually dense nebula," said Daniel with disbelief.

"What exactly was in that payload?" asked Miles. Randall had described it as a disintegration torpedo without explaining the mechanism, so he assumed it was something like a disruptor. That was obviously not the case.

"I created what is essentially a spring-loaded ball of EDM monowire that shifts through multiple dimensions as it uncoils," explained Saurial. "It's pretty much a matter shredder, and I can set a variable area of effect."

Miles triggered the intercom. "Ellen, let's head back to Earth." After her acknowledgement, he turned to look at Saurial. "I think we need to have another conversation about appropriate levels of force."

Linda interjected, "Maxim thirty-seven: There is no 'overkill.' There is only, 'open fire,' and 'reload.'" The Schlock Mercenary web comic had become fairly popular recently around the DWU for some reason. Linda had already binge read the whole series to the detriment of her sleep.

Saurial grinned at that. "I prefer number fifty-five; it's only too many weapons if they're pointing in the wrong direction."

Miles looked back and forth between the two of them. "Where are you getting these quotes from?" he asked, slightly confused.

Daniel sheepishly raised his hand. "Yeah, that's probably my fault. I told Ianthe about a web comic that was kind of popular in my reality. Apparently, it exists here as well."

"A web comic?" he asked, still confused.

"Don't worry, I'll show you when we get back," said Linda, eager to share her new favorite.

"It appears we're back," said Saurial, pointing out the window to where they were obviously sitting back in their warehouse hideout. The rest of the folks on the bridge stared for a moment.

"Ellen," asked Miles using the intercom. "Did you just move us from floating on the outskirts of the Alpha Centauri system to sitting still in the warehouse on Earth?"

'Yes, why? Isn't that what you asked me to do?' she replied.

When O'Brien's mouth opened but no words were forthcoming, Saurial replied instead. "I think Miles is just unused to having a drive system that's quite so precise. Probably, he would have been more comfortable jumping to somewhere in-system before then jumping to Earth."

'Oh. Sorry about that, but that's well within the tolerances for the drive as Daniel and Saurial explained it,' replied Ripley. 'Don't worry, I wouldn't try shifting into the warehouse from another universe. That would be just crazy.'

Miles wondered how long it would be before he started to get infected by whatever it was that adjusted peoples' behavior near the Family. Then he wondered how much he had already changed without noticing. He would have to ask Keiko and Julian when he got back.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

The group of dimensional expatriates were gathered together again in the galley of the Ship of Fools almost a full week after their earlier meeting called by Taylor and Harry. They were there to review their lists as a group before going to the Family and seeing what could be done to help their various home realities.

Xander went first. "All right, so I've reviewed the TV series and the comic books that came after...and let me say that if I ever meet Joss Whedon, he's getting a beat down. I have three major concerns listed. The first is dealing with setting up a replacement for the defunct Watcher's Council and dealing with the newly called slayers. The second is dealing with Angel's gang going to work for Wolfram & Hart, which leads to a lot of what follows, including the destruction of magic. Finally, we need to track down Amy Madison and find out if she really saved Warren Mears." Arguably, that was just part of the whole Twilight fiasco, but dealing with Warren was a personal matter for Xander and his friends. He also had to talk to Anya, but that was a Xander-fix-it, not a lizard-fix-it.

Harry Dresden and Daniel Jackson had also looked at Xander's world through the various media. "One of the things we discussed was the fact that the Watcher's Council, and your follow-on group, was pretty much operating independently. They didn't necessarily have good relations with other groups fighting to protect people. It also seems like they had poor relationships with even non-hostile demon groups, with the slayers traditionally trained to kill any non-humans," began Daniel.

"In my world," said Harry, "we have an agreement between major supernatural players called the Unseelie Accords. It effectively defines things like neutral territory, pledges of safe passage, and other rules of diplomatic protocol and recompense in the event of violation. Now, they weren't perfect, and it was actually my violating those Accords that led to the war between the Red Court and the White Council, but it generally leveled the playing field and made sure everybody knew the rules."

Daniel nodded in agreement. "One of the things I didn't like about the stories from your world is how stingy people were in general with information. You and your friends often didn't know things until the powers saw fit to provide you with a vision, and the Council just wasn't responsive when it came to research unless things were really dire," added Daniel. "One of the things I learned at the SGC was how important intelligence is before going into a fight. With that in mind, you may want to recruit some people who can gather intelligence in the field rather than just perform research. Early warning can save lives."

Xander was taking notes as they spoke. "I understand what you're saying, and I agree with you. However, one thing you have to keep in mind is that we never had the money or the influence to be able to do much. The Council never provided much, and the rest of us had to work just to pay for rent and food. As for intelligence gathering, it can be hard to keep slayers from running in with a, 'chop first, ask questions later,' attitude toward problems."

"Money and material seem like two things that the Family would be ideal at providing," said Harry. "It doesn't seem to cost Saurial anything to conjure up a half-ton of precious metals."

Xander got a gleam in his eye. "You know, I'll bet slayers would be a perfect set of users for EDM weapons. I've seen the swords that Saurial and Raptaur use on video."

"That's likely true," said Daniel. "Also, one thing you might want to spend some of that largess on is to find somebody in the know about the supernatural with a background in psychotherapy. We had regular psychiatric evaluations at the SGC. Based on what happened in Sunnydale, I'm almost certain that most of you probably need to talk to somebody about PTSD, survivor's guilt, and probably a host of other issues."

Ellen Ripley raised her hand to get their attention, and said, "While I haven't reviewed the materials, it seems strange to me that the supernatural community is secret from most people. Wouldn't it be better if everybody were aware of the danger?" That was, after all, what she was trying to do by letting people know about the xenomorphs back in her home universe.

"We talked a bit about that," said Harry. "The thing you have to remember about the supernatural world, though, is that there are greater powers that tend to keep things in balance. The more help the good guys get, the more help the bad guys seem to find. Also, people who are made aware of the supernatural tend to attract it. They can't just ignore the weird, and so they become a threat to the things that stalk the night." He thought about how Karrin Murphy just couldn't seem to get away from the weird cases, and it had ultimately killed her career as a police officer.

"Yeah, you would think that knowing would be an advantage," said Xander, "but in our experience that was only really true around supernatural hot spots like the Hellmouth. Most folks can go their entire lives without crossing paths with the mystical world." Ellen seemed to accept that answer without comment. "Do you guys have any more advice?" asked Xander.

Harry and Daniel looked at each other. Harry said, "only that based on your description, you managed to save your fiancee before the collapse of Sunnydale. That's a change that's likely to have a significant impact on the future of your world, so you can't necessarily trust the post-show sources." This was especially true given the role that D'Hoffryn, Anya's former master, played in the future portrayed in the comics.

Daniel waited until Harry was done speaking, then said, "I think I can read my list if we're done with Xander's. First, there are the major enemies we face, including the Goa'uld, the Ori, the Replicators, the Trust and the Wraith. Finding Atlantis is a big priority, with the Destiny being a second priority. Helping the Asgard and the Tok'ra would also be big, as they both have primarily biological problems that the Family may be well-suited to fixing. Finally, dealing effectively with the Free Jaffa and the Lucian Alliance will make things a lot easier," finished Daniel.

Miles and Ellen were the reviewers for the materials on Daniel's universe. Miles started with, "One of the first things you need to deal with is the secrecy of your activities. You're fighting multiple galactic and even intergalactic wars, and you don't have your full industrial base and population supporting you. That's a recipe for disaster. Frankly, from what I could see on those entertainment programs, you survived major military invasions mostly through incredible luck."

"Also," said Ellen, "the Stargate network would make colonization efforts much easier. If your Earth is anything like mine, you've probably got issues with overpopulation and resources. That's only going to get worse if you bring back the Family's biotech. You could easily put ten times the number of colonists on a world, with an equivalent increase in supplies and construction materials, as Weyland-Yutani can in my universe by using your Stargate. Developing colonies also increases your industrial capacity as well as making the survival of humanity more likely." From what she had seen, the SGC had quite a few enemies that were just as dangerous as the xenomorphs.

Daniel replied, "I don't disagree. I've often thought our secrecy was a problem. I mean, my career would have taken off if I could just publish some of the things I've learned with supporting evidence, so I even have a personal reason to want to go public. The problem is that the governments and the IOC control when information and technology get released to the public."

"I have a sneaking suspicion that our reptilian friends aren't going to be that worried about the opinions of your government or any governing bodies," said Ellen with a slight smile. "They seem to do what they want, and it's only the fact that they're so obviously helpful most of the time that mitigates that."

Miles continued. "I would also strongly recommend that you have somebody start thinking about time travel. We have a Department of Temporal Investigations, and despite how obnoxious it can be to deal with them, it's a hugely dangerous set of technology. It's also obviously possible in your universe. One of those movies had that Goa'uld Ball go back in time and prevent you from discovering the Stargate until it was too late."

"It's pronounced Ba'al," corrected Daniel without thinking. "I'm not really sure who we could trust to monitor that technology."

"What about the Nox or the Asgard?" asked Ellen. "They seemed like responsible older races. At a minimum, they may have suggestions."

"Wait a minute!" said Xander suddenly. "I just realized something. You guys at the SGC...you're Wormhole X-treme!"

Daniel's jaw dropped, and he said, "You had Wormhole X-treme in your universe?"

"That was that fake program that was created for plausible deniability, right?" asked Miles.

"Sort of...that's why the government let it go on, at least," said Daniel. "That could mean that you have a Stargate in your reality."

"You're Dr. Levant, aren't you?" asked Xander with a grin while momentarily ignoring Daniel's question.

Daniel blushed. "I like to think of myself as more of a rough inspiration for the character," he replied.

"We need to add that to the list of things to check when we get to Xander's reality," said Ellen, trying to get the discussion back on track. "Do we have anything else for Daniel?" Miles shook his head. "All right, I guess I can go next. My priorities are obviously warning people about the xenomorphs and letting people know what Weyland-Yutani has been trying to do."

Xander and Miles had spent their time going over the movies and comics from Ellen's reality. Xander started with, "Ellen, I know there are some personal things you don't want to review again, but I think you may want to at least watch some of the films. There's one called Prometheus, and a series of films about creatures called Predators. They all seem to be part of your universe."

"What are Predators?" asked Ripley.

"They're a species that lives to hunt dangerous creatures, including humans. They've visited Earth numerous times in the past, and have a predator-prey-predator relationship with the xenomorphs. That's assuming the movies are at all accurate." They reminded Miles of the Drai, the group of aliens who had chased another being named Tosk through the wormhole to DS9. Unlike Tosk, though, the beings hunted by Predators weren't voluntary participants.

"You're talking about the Hunters?" asked Ripley. Miles was momentarily thrown off track by the resemblance in terminology to the Drai. "Aliens that turn invisible and chase down people to take their skulls as trophies? I thought those were a spacer's myth?"

"Maybe, maybe not," said Xander. "Better safe than sorry. There are also a bunch of video games, comics and novels set in the universe. Some of them are contradictory, as they came out at different times during the film series. The films are probably more accurate, since we found your pod being ejected from the Sulaco like at the start of the third film. One thing you may want to know, though, is that its possible Dwayne Hicks is still alive."

"How?" said Ripley with an intent look on her face.

"One of the video games has a story where the fire on the Sulaco was caused by a Weyland-Yutani research vessel docking with your ship. The research ship was called the Legato, and it was filled with kidnapped colonists that the company was experimenting on with xenomorphs," explained Xander.

"I wouldn't put it past them," added Miles. "That company seems strangely fixated on trying to commercialize a dangerous bio-weapon."

"What about Hicks?" prompted Ellen.

"The story is that some of the colonists got free, and they released Hicks from stasis to help them against the military contractors working for the company. The resulting firefight is what ended up causing the fire that forced the ejection of your pod from the ship," continued Xander.

Miles shook his head in frustration. "There's something very strange, though, because the third film and the game all agree that it wasn't just your pod ejected. It was yours, the girl's, the android's, and a colonist trapped in Hicks' pod, and they were all loaded into an escape capsule. We definitely just recovered your pod by itself. I went to look at it in the hold, and there's no way it would have survived re-entry into a planetary atmosphere."

"That doesn't make any sense," said Ellen.

"It's a mystery," agreed Miles. "I would put that mystery on your list, along with the Predator aliens."

Ellen thought about it for a moment. There wasn't anything she could do about it immediately, so bringing it to the Family seemed like a sensible approach. "All right. Is there anything else?"

"That movie I mentioned, Prometheus," prompted Xander. "It's about the race that created the xenomorphs. They're referred to as the Engineers in some places. They look like giant, pale bald men, though some of the comics that came out before the movie depict them differently. Anyway, there's a good chance that they may want to destroy human life on Earth as well."

Ellen just nodded. The more she learned about the real history of her reality, the more she wondered if it was worth it to go back. She absolutely wanted to find out what happened to Hicks and Newt, though, even if the news was bad.

"My turn, I think," said Miles. "The biggest problems faced by my reality seem to be in the Romulan Empire. There's going to be a civil war between the Romulans and the Remans, another species from their home system, and it's going to involve the Enterprise and Captain Picard. Even more importantly, a supernova is going to destroy Romulus and branch off an alternate timeline where the planet Vulcan ends up destroyed in the past. Apart from that, well, there's far too much material available on alternate timelines and future events. A lot of it has to be apocryphal, as some of it is mutually contradictory, and some of it is just awful. However, the Borg are obviously still a threat, and while we just ended a war with the Dominion, it just recreated the status quo that led to the war in the first place. Internally, I'm worried about Section 31. They almost caused a genocide against the Founders of the Dominion, and they were willing to kidnap Julian to test his loyalty. Other stories I watched showed them doing other less than savory things."

Daniel and Harry had been the ones to review the Star Trek universe. Harry started the commentary. "One thing that stuck out for me was that the Federation is constantly being manipulated by outside parties. Maybe I'm sensitive to this because I'm used to dealing with the fae, but time travelers, super-powerful beings like the Q and the Organians, body-possessing aliens and extra-dimensional invaders are all busy changing things to suit their plans. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm sure that the powerful beings in my own dimension make an effort to manipulate things to their advantage, but there's a line that doesn't get crossed lest bad things happen."

"You know," said Taylor, "in this world, we have things called master-stranger protocols. They're protocols that are designed to keep people who are being controlled, or who have powers that let them go unnoticed, from doing bad things."

"It would probably be a good idea to get a copy of the local protocols from the Family before we head back," said Harry. "Wizards have a fair amount of advice and options for dealing with shapeshifters, illusions, and such, but the locals probably have a more organized and practical set of procedures that would apply to Starfleet."

"We also do a full medical review at the SGC whenever anybody comes back from a mission," said Daniel. "A lot of the shows in your universe seem to revolve around somebody bringing some type of energy parasite, rare disease, and so on, back with them from an away mission."

Miles felt the need to defend the Federation a bit. "Those types of situations are fairly rare. The transporters do scan for pathogens and weapons, and they almost always work. We just can't anticipate every possible scenario."

"Which is why you do medical reviews for anybody returning from a potentially hostile environment. It seems like something that could fairly easily be done on starships for away teams," suggested Daniel.

"That's true," Miles had to admit.

"Another thing that's got me curious," continued Daniel, "is that not only the Federation, but also Starfleet itself, seems awfully pacifist."

"You're calling somebody else pacifist?" asked Peter with a slightly incredulous tone.

Daniel frowned. "Just because I prefer diplomatic solutions and negotiations doesn't mean I'm a pacifist. I think violence has its place as a last resort and please don't quote that maxim back to me." Daniel looked at everyone, who all remained silent. Peter and Taylor both mimed looking away and whistling silently. "All I'm saying is that for an explicitly defensive arm of the government, Starfleet seems to be incapable of designing a purely military ship or acting with the threat of force as an explicit option."

"The Defiant was a military ship," argued O'Brien.

"Yes," drawled Harry, "which your people grudgingly developed after facing the Borg, an enemy that is both more advanced than you and has a culture that goes against your core values like a small-town preacher goes against dancing. You also don't use cloaking devices on your ships."

Again, Miles protested, "That's forbidden by treaty."

"You signed a treaty saying that nobody was allowed to use cloaking devices?" asked Ellen.

"No," said Daniel, "they signed a treaty saying that the Federation can't use cloaking devices. All of the other powers are free to use them."

Ellen stared at Miles. "Why would you agree to that?"

"I didn't sign the bloody treaty!" said Miles with exasperation. "It was signed seventeen years before I was born, and it was done to make peace with the Romulan Empire."

"I think we have to consider that some of this is the result of shenanigans," suggested Harry. "Somebody wants to keep the Federation from getting too powerful. Q may have been explicitly trying to counteract that when he introduced you to the Borg earlier than you would have met them through natural expansion and exploration."

"Starfleet is rather unusual," explained Daniel. "Every other culture I've seen had dedicated warships, with other classes designated as science vessels, transports, etc. Ships designed to be jacks of all trades tend not to do any one role particularly well, yet that seems almost the default for front-line combatants in Starfleet."

O'Brien considered their words. It made a disturbing amount of sense in a paranoid kind of way. "All right, I guess I can run it by the Family and see if they have any ideas about it." Miles had been particularly impressed with Metis' degree of insight, and Saurial and Raptaur both could summon up an unexpected wisdom when the situation needed it.

"I guess I'm the last in the non-superhero group," joked Harry.

"Before we do that, can we take a break for a bit?" asked Taylor.

Daniel and Peter both added their agreement, so the group decided to reconvene in twenty minutes to finish the discussion.
 
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Chapter 20: Deliberation and Fumigation
Chapter 20: Deliberation and Fumigation

The crew re-gathered after their break, some sporting snacks and beverages.

"All right," said Harry, "let's get back to the massive train wreck that is my reality. My biggest problems, in order of severity from least to most, is an attack on a friend of mine from Corpsetaker, the ghost of a necromancer I defeated, a reappearance of the Denarians, and most importantly, an assault on the supernatural prison I...watch, I guess is the best word, by Outsiders. That last one is probably the most dangerous to the world as a whole. Also, the Fomor have appeared to fill the vacuum left by the defeat of the Red Court vampires."

"What Harry isn't mentioning," said Peter, who along with Ellen had looked at Harry's story, "is that he has a Spirit of Intellect growing in his head that will kill him unless it's released, that his friends are also in danger from the Fomor, and that his daughter is at risk from the Denarians." One of the things Peter had learned in his career as a hero is that he, himself, counted as somebody worth protecting from the bad guys. Harry hadn't apparently learned that lesson. "Honestly, Harry, some of the mistakes in your past would have been easier if you learned to rely on other people and took better care of yourself."

"That has been pointed out to me before," said Harry wryly. "I blame childhood trauma." He said it flippantly, but there was a kernel of earnestness nonetheless.

"Is there a reason not to try and find a way to remove the Spirit from Harry before he goes back?" asked Ellen. Having an unwanted parasite living in your body hit a little too close to home for her.

Harry considered, before saying, "That would be fine as long as Bonea isn't hurt in the process. She's like another daughter to me, in a way."

"Bonea?" asked Ellen.

"That's what I named her. It's from an old word for beautiful," answered Dresden. It was also a wordplay on the word, "bones," given that such spirits tended to live in skulls, but that was just a secondary reason that suited Harry's sense of humor.

"Another issue is that you signed on with the Winter Court as part of the bargain that fixed your back and gained their support against the vampires," continued Peter. "How does your not needing fey magic to heal your injuries affect the deal you made?"

Harry shook his had negatively. "I don't think it does. The Winter Queen still provided the healing. The fact that it later became irrelevant doesn't remove the debt incurred for that service. It also doesn't compensate for my faerie godmother's support during the fight." Despite prior slips, Harry was still trying not to say Mab's name out loud.

"You have a faerie godmother?" asked Taylor.

"She's his literal godmother who is also a member of the fae court and a dangerous foe," said Ellen, who had found the books about Harry to be quite interesting. "Don't think of the Disney version."

"Disney still exists in your time?" asked Peter.

Ripley nodded. "They're a pretty huge entertainment conglomerate."

"In my reality, Disney owns the legal rights to Spider-Man," said Dresden with a knowing grin.

"What, really?" asked Peter, surprised. He tried to imagine working for Disney. The idea was weird, although the thought of MJ dressed as a Disney princess was filed away for later consideration. "Regardless, is there anything you could think of that would get you out of being the Winter Knight?"

Dresden shook his head again. "The deal was for services already rendered, so the other side can't default. The only way to get out of it would be for me to be dismissed, which is highly unlikely and would likely be worse than dying, or for me to die, which was apparently my first option and didn't work, or for somebody to trade something of equal value to the Winter Queen to secure my release."

"That's something else to bring up with the Family, then, as we're apparently assuming infinite capability on their part," said Ellen.

"All right," said Dresden. "Do either of you have any other advice?"

"We need to find a way for you to spend more time with your daughter," said Ellen. Harry shouldn't make the same mistake she did.

"We also need to work on shoring up the White Council," added Peter. "The war with the vampires pretty much gutted the organization, leaving it even more vulnerable to the Black Council."

Harry said, "I would like nothing more than to spend more time with my daughter, as long as Maggie can be protected. As for the Black Council...I have to admit that I've put that on the back-burner due to my own issues. We'll need to check with my grandfather to see if any progress has been made on that front."

With that, the discussions of Harry's reality were complete. Jimmy volunteered to go next.

"One of the problems I have is many conflicting sources of information. The company that writes the comic books based on my reality has a nasty tendency to rewrite history as a way of raising sales," began Olsen. "There was an event called the, 'Crisis on Infinite Earths,' that collapsed a lot of different histories into a new, revised reality. The issue for me is that, as an inhabitant of that universe, I would have no idea if that had ever really happened. My memories would have been reset with everybody else's."

"The Family might be able to determine if something like that had occurred," suggested Taylor. She and Xander had been tasked with reviewing the DC Comics reality. "There might be tells that we can detect once we're in your reality."

Jimmy considered that, but said, "I'm not sure it matters? I mean, something that dramatic would be almost impossible to correct. In any event, I've made notes on some of the worst events in the comics. Lex Luthor was running for President of the United States when I was kidnapped, so we need to look out for the Imperiex plot-line. I've also made notes on Braniac, Darkseid, Circe, Ares, Joker, the League of Shadows, Sinestro and Parallax, Felix Faust, Amazo and the Anti-Monitor, along with a handful of lesser threats. Again, I have no idea which of the many plots any of them might try. I'm pretty sure that Lex Luthor never tried to sink half of California into the ocean, but I'm equally sure he's working against Superman with Cadmus."

"What about Cadmus and Task Force X?" prompted Xander. Task Force X was responsible for the Suicide Squads of super-villains doing the government's dirty work.

Jimmy raised his hands in a partial shrug. "The problem there is that the people involved have a certain amount of official sanction. They're also not entirely wrong to be worried about the Justice League if you look at things with a certain paranoid practicality. Some of the stories about what happens when the heroes do go off the rails are pretty damning. It would be really good if they could reign in some of their less prudent schemes, of course. There really aren't a lot of easy ways to balance all of the powerful beings in my reality, though."

"Another group that seriously needs some correction are the Guardians of Oa," suggested Xander.

"The founders of the Green Lantern Corps?" queried Jimmy.

Xander confirmed that with a nod, and continued with, "the Corps, as well as their predecessor, the Manhunters. They actually are the cause of a lot of terrible events in the DC universe. They appointed themselves the guardians of your galaxy because of their mistakes, and they seem to be dead set on amplifying those mistakes at every opportunity. Trapping Parallax inside the power source for the Corps is just one of a series of utterly bone-headed decisions made by people with more power than sense."

"When you describe them that way, they sound a bit like the Ancients in my universe," said Daniel. They had a nasty habit of ignoring the negative consequences of their actions -- like leaving treasure hordes of technology that could be exploited by the Goa'uld. They were more than willing to punish Orlin or Oma by causing or allowing destruction on a grand scale, but couldn't be bothered to, say, clean up or lock down devices capable of wiping out all life in the galaxy.

"From what you've said about them, that may be an apt comparison," said Jimmy. He hadn't included the Guardians in the list because he frankly wasn't that personally familiar with them, but Xander's comments made sense. "For that matter, it's worth looking at how and why super-powered criminals in general manage to keep escaping prison time. I'm not saying the Justice League needs to start killing them off, but allowing places like Gotham to pursue justice with a blatantly corrupt system isn't terribly effective."

"It wouldn't hurt to have a prison capable of holding super-villains," said Taylor. "We have the Birdcage in my world."

"That's the prison that you can't get out of even if it turns out you're innocent?" asked Peter. He shuddered a bit when Taylor just nodded.

"You've got a lot of hidden powers in your world, as well," commented Taylor. "Between the homo magi, the Atlanteans, the Amazons and their patron deities...and actors like the League of Shadows...wouldn't it be better to have more things out in the open?"

"You might think that," said Jimmy with a smile, "but what you're touching on is the difference between a puzzle and a mystery."

"What's the difference?" asked the teen.

"A puzzle is something that gets easier to solve when you get more information," answered Daniel. "A mystery, on the other hand, suffers from having too much information. The trick with a mystery is figuring out which bits of information are relevant, and what pattern they form."

"Exactly," confirmed Jimmy. "Don't forget that there are representatives of the homo magi, the Atlanteans and the Amazons in the Justice League. They also have heroes like Batman and the Question watching and researching villains and villainous organizations. The hard part is trying to figure out where the problems lie that need solving. As for groups like the Amazons or the Atlanteans, well, they're independent peoples. Who are we to tell them that they have to publicize or share details about their homeland?"

"I've got a question about the League," said Peter. "You've mentioned that there are a lot of aliens with advanced technology in the Justice League. Why isn't Earth at a higher level of technology overall?"

"It is, to an extent. A lot of alien technology is researched and released by places like S.T.A.R. Labs, and say what you will about Luthor, his companies do release advanced technology into the marketplace. Wayne Industries does as well. Part of the issues, though, are regulatory. There's a lot of pressure from companies lobbying in the U.S. and the E.U. to avoid disrupting markets too much. Anything that involves pharmaceuticals or medicine, nanotechnology, high energy physics, artificial intelligence and a few other restricted areas require government approval," explained Jimmy. "That's true even if the technologies are used solely in the manufacturing process."

"That does explain why you still have amputees with false limbs when you also have people like Cyborg walking around," said Xander.

"Right, so we have dimensional stability, specific super-villains capable of WMD-level catastrophes, issues with the Guardians, the lack of an effective justice system suitable for dealing with super-villains, the need for checks and balances on the League that don't cause worse problems, and the issue with restrictive economic policies in relation to advanced technology," listed Jimmy. "Anything else?"

"Does Earth have any kind of space-based defense from invasion?" asked Miles. "It seems like you have a sizable alien population, so there must be invasion threats."

"Yeah," added Xander. "Earth has suffered from invasions by a bunch of different alien races if the comics are at all accurate."

Jimmy replied, "Well, it hasn't happened as much as in the comics, but there is definitely a risk there. I think the problem is that none of the Earth governments want space-based weapons floating overhead under somebody else's control. In any event, I'm not sure there is anything anybody could do unilaterally that wouldn't cause other problems. People also tend to get complacent because the Justice League is there to fight off aliens."

Peter finished his soda and said, "Have we covered Jimmy's reality well-enough?" There were some acknowledgements around the room. "If that's the case, I may as well go. I have similar issues to Jimmy in that there are many, many different versions of my world, with lots of stories about potential world-ending super-villains. I have a list of folks like Loki, Ultron, Magneto, Dark Phoenix, Thanos...but some of those may either happen differently or may not happen. I have no idea what Thor's family situation is, for example. I can reach out to the X-Men and the Avengers for some of it. I know the Fantastic Four already dealt with Galactus, and Doctor Strange has handled his share of supernatural terrors. I also know for a fact that the alien situation is, if anything, even worse than in Jimmy's world. We have the Kree, the Skrulls, the Shi'ar, the Badoon, etcetera." He wasn't sure how he was going to go to Doc Xavier and ask if his protege was channeling a force of cosmic destruction in her spare time.

Taylor and Jimmy were responsible for looking at Peter's world. Taylor said, "One of the things that stands out to me is the whole mutant issue. In my world, capes are feared for certain sets of powers -- if they can control other people, for example, or create self-replicating monsters. I really don't get why natural mutants are hated and feared, but Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four get a pass just because your powers were introduced rather than you being born with them?"

Peter winced a bit. "It's not all like that," replied Peter. "A lot of folks don't like anybody with superpowers. The Hulk is also feared because he's basically an unstoppable rage monster, even if he does a lot of good otherwise."

"While undoubtedly true," said Jimmy, "a lot of the comics make it clear that anti-mutant sentiment is deliberately caused by actors like Mr. Sinister and Apocalypse. It's clear that there are anti-mutant agitators, some of whom are mutants themselves. That feeds into things like the Superhero Registration Act."

"Which doesn't exist in my reality," said Peter.

"Yet. It isn't impossible based on what you've told us," argued Taylor. "I can tell you that laws restricting capes can be easy to get passed if you frame your arguments to the public the right way." Lord knows there were plenty of restrictive laws in her world.

"Oh, two other things I haven't mentioned yet that are on my list are keeping an eye on Stark in case he starts to go off the rails, as he does in some stories. I also intend to look out for the alien symbiotes, as I have no desire to have to fight either Venom or Carnage," said Peter. "Doctor Strange may be able to help with that."

"Don't forget that Strange actually teamed up with Stark, Richards, Xavier, Namor and Black Bolt of the Inhumans in the comics to try and run things behind the scenes," added Jimmy.

"I'll be talking to Nick Fury, too. He needs to be aware that S.H.I.E.L.D. might be infiltrated by Hydra. I can also give him the heads-up about the Illuminati of folks too smart for their own good," replied Peter.

"So," said Jimmy, raising his hands to tick off points, "we have general super-villains, anti-mutant sentiment, anti-superpower legislation, secret cabals running things behind the scenes, the subversion of S.H.I.E.L.D. by Nazis, and we should probably add time travel into that list. It happens in my universe, but yours seems prone to dramatic timeline shifts more than the collapsing of walls between dimensions that supposedly happens all the time in mine."

"Time travel is always a good thing to watch out for," commented O'Brien.

"And don't make any deals with the devil," added Taylor.

"Duh." said Peter. "That had to be an alternate universe Peter, as I was never that stupid even when I was younger."

"One thing I was wondering," started Xander, "is why your universe doesn't have an equivalent of the Justice League?"

"Power levels and personalities," said Jimmy almost immediately. "The Justice League was founded by an invincible, super-strong alien from a technologically-advanced civilization, a demi-goddess, one of the richest men in the world who also happens to be the world's greatest detective, the king of Atlantis, a massively powerful telepathic alien, a member of the Green Lantern Corps, and a guy who can run at the speed of light. Now look at the most powerful Avengers. Thor doesn't really consider Earth his home. Hulk has rage issues. Sentry is crazy and apparently doesn't exist in Peter's reality. Doctor Strange has his own set of responsibilities that nobody else can do, and many of the others are mutants with all the baggage associated with that in Peter's universe. Add in the role of the morally questionable S.H.I.E.L.D. and the fact that Stark is an alcoholic narcissist and you don't have the necessary combination of people both willing to work together and also powerful enough to stay independent."

"I'm now adding Tony Stark to the list of people I want to observe while they meet the Family for the first time," said Peter. "Also, I think that's more than enough to start with for my reality. Let's move on to Taylor's world, which also happens to be an analog for our current universe-of-residence." Peter and Jimmy were tasked with researching this Earth on the local Internet.

"Hmm," said Taylor, "well, we have the threats that have been ranked by the PRT as S- and A-class like the Endbringers. It's also not hard to see that the laws seem almost designed to force capes into either the Protectorate or a life of super-villainy."

"I'm going to go ahead and say that there's nothing 'almost' about it," said Jimmy. "While I'm not a lawyer, I did look into the relevant laws and it is not only almost impossible for independents to earn a living using their powers, it's also quite easy to run afoul of the law and have the Protectorate essentially draft capes. That's pretty much what happened with Shadow Stalker."

Taylor grimaced. "There's a reason I don't trust the PRT or the Protectorate. They seem to be far more interested in public relations than they are in actually making a difference. On top of that, from what the Family says, the local branch was heavily infiltrated by a local super-villain, Coil, and at least two of the other gangs also had informants embedded in the PRT."

"There's also something seriously wrong with capes in this universe," inserted Peter.

"What do you mean?" asked Taylor.

"I read some of the accounts of cape battles on PHO, which usually have more details than the media outlets," said Peter. Jimmy frowned but couldn't argue the point. "What I noticed," continued Peter, "is that capes in your world seem to take crazy excessive risks."

"Being a cape is dangerous. Isn't that true in your world?" asked Taylor.

"Yes, but here's the thing. I've been in a lot of super-powered battles in my career with a lot of different foes. I've fought villains that were criminally insane, as well as guys that were in it for the money or were fighting for a cause. Some of them were just too dumb to come up with a better way to make cash. Almost all of them, though, know when to run or surrender, and when to avoid a pointless fight." Peter pointed at the tabletop for emphasis with his next points. "Your capes on both sides of the hero/villain divide are too quick to fight, and in fact seem to go looking for trouble. They also don't retreat in situations when they obviously should. A consequence of that is that the laws used to try and control them are draconian. I mean, you have prepared kill orders for some capes, like that tinker in Boston, just on the chance that they're going to do something horrible. Even in places with the death penalty in my world, you would need a trial before a sentence like that."

"Having superpowers in this world definitely seems to have a more drastic psychological impact than I would expect," agreed Jimmy. "Part of it is probably how you get powers, and I'm sorry, I know trigger events are a sensitive topic." Taylor's lips tightened but she just nodded. "Even accounting for that," continued Jimmy, "cape aggression seems very high."

"I wonder if the Family knows anything about that?" asked Xander. "I mean, they don't seem to fit the mold for typical capes, and they have the whole giant lizard thing. They sound like outsiders, and I would expect, given their abilities, that they would have noticed something wacky about the local superpowers."

"You think they're actually aliens?" asked Jimmy.

"It would explain a few things," commented Peter.

Taylor kept quiet, as she knew that the truth was much stranger, but it wasn't her story to share. The fact that Harry kept quiet meant he probably thought the same, or else he had his own reasons. Instead, she said, "All right, so apart from the known threats and the legal treatment of capes, you think there's something inherently mind-altering about powers?" The idea was a little terrifying, to be honest.

"Almost certainly," said Jimmy, while Peter just nodded his agreement. "There's also something very strange about what PHO calls the Case 53's," said Jimmy. "They have common features of memory loss and extreme body changes from the baseline human form. They also all have the same tattoo in the shape of an omega. Pete, what does that suggest to you?"

"It means they all come from the same place, and somebody is wiping their memory to hide where that is," said Peter. "Add in the fact that nobody has ever been present for the trigger of a Case 53, and it looks like somebody is creating them."

"How do you know nobody has seen one trigger?" asked Taylor.

"We aren't 100% sure," said Jimmy, "but if you dig through the accounts of triggers, you can find descriptions of trigger events. New Wave, for example, doesn't maintain a set of secret identities, and there were other, massively public trigger events. We couldn't find any reference to a Case 53 having one observed, and you would think somebody would notice a person changing into a non-human form. Instead, they are inevitably found unconscious somewhere well after they've triggered."

Taylor thought about that for a bit. She wondered if Faultline knew anything about that, as her crew was known to have an interest in information on Case 53's specifically. "You think somebody knows how to create capes?" If that was the case, then it was a game-changer.

"Either that, or somebody is kidnapping capes and experimenting on them, and the results are Case 53's. The problem with that theory is that you don't have nearly enough vanished capes to account for all of the new Case 53's. Either they're kidnapping existing capes, or somebody is catching them right when they trigger, which seems implausible given the numbers," explained Jimmy.

"There are all sorts of weird conspiracy theories online," said Peter. "But the fact that nobody knows where powers came from is all kinds of weird. In mine and Jimmy's world, powers come from mutagens, mystical sources, or because somebody wasn't born human, like Thor or Superman. In yours, it seems to happen spontaneously based on high-stress incidents."

"The whole way that tinkers work also supports that," added Miles. "Dragon explained that their powers change their behavior enough that they can't consistently follow the scientific method. It's like there is a conspiracy to keep them from having too much of an impact on society."

"Tinkers who are too promising also tend to be targeted in Endbringer attacks," mentioned Taylor. "That, at least, is a common theory."

"That sounds like the Endbringers themselves are actually weapons sent to attack specific targets," ventured Ripley.

"I think we've got plenty to talk to the Family about for Taylor's reality," said Jimmy.

Harry stood up. "Why don't we all compile our notes and the feedback into written summaries that we can present to our hosts?"

There was general agreement on that course of action, and soon everybody was heading off to either start that task, or work on other tasks that had been postponed for the meeting.

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Taylor was sitting in her English class, listening to one of her classmates struggle with reading a passage from A Merchant of Venice. To somebody with a parent who had been an English teacher, it was slightly torturous to hear.

'What do you think our guests are up to right now?' she silently asked Varga.

"If I had to guess, I would say they're compiling their findings. It's been pretty obvious that they've dedicated more time this week to looking into different realities, and it seems that they've decided to have non-natives spot check their data," he answered.

She grinned to herself. 'I bet Jimmy was the one who suggested that. He's got the research skills.'

"I agree. Who do you think triggered this new round of research?" asked Varga.

She thought about it. 'Well, Xander is known for coming up with surprising insights at times. On the other hand, Jimmy is an investigative reporter and Harry is a detective.' She could sense Varga was amused at that. 'What's so funny?'

The demon replied, "The one person with the largest change in their attitude would be your analog, Brain."

That was a little surprising to Taylor. Alt-Taylor had been in a funk. It would probably be hard to find out that there was another universe almost exactly like yours, except in that one, you won the lottery instead of getting hit by a truck. 'What do you think made the difference?' she asked.

"Out of all of the travelers, she and Harry know the most about our true capabilities. To paraphrase, powers are bullshit, and you hit the power jackpot, at least from the perspective of a typical cape in this world," said Varga. "You're very intelligent, and I'm sure she is as well, and simply realized the potential we had for making changes, especially as she's the only one who can see the differences we've made in this reality versus hers."

That made a certain amount of sense. The world alt-Taylor described was very different from the current state of Brockton Bay, and most of it seemed to be centered on the Family. 'I have a sneaking suspicion that they'll have a list of problems for us to look at by the weekend, which hopefully will save us some work, seeing as how we were planning to shake things up in their worlds in any event.'

"So what do you want to do this evening, Brain?" asked Varga.

Taylor had to fight down a giggle, as that would have been out of place in class. 'The same thing we do every night, Varga, plot to make over the worlds!'

The internal amusement lasted until the end of the period. Thankfully, another student -- one whose tongue didn't trip quite so much over iambic pentameter -- had soon taken over from the earlier reader and finished out the class.

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Lisa let herself into the BBFO office, only to find Amy already there. "Did you run here right after school?" she asked Amy.

"I had a free period at the end of the day. Also, I have an idea for how to test the wormhole drive across dimensions. Here, look at this," said Amy.

Lisa went over to look at what Amy was doing. "What is that?"

"It's a timeline. I have to get the sequencing right for this. There are two viruses and a bacterium, but the viruses need to only activate when there is a big enough concentration of the bacteria," explained Amy.

"Huh. It seems complicated," said Lisa.

Amy nodded. "Oh, it is. The healing symbiotes are much better options, but they have to be applied individually, and there isn't time for that."

Lisa looked at her, surprised. "You want to go back there?"

"It's as good a destination as any, and while we're there, we might as well do some good," Amy answered.

"The PRT would have a fit looking at these," smirked Lisa.

"Which is exactly why I'm not doing anything until we're already absent from this reality," said Amy. "We just need to time it right."

They had the plans all worked out by the time Taylor showed up.

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Doctor Rodriguez was waiting with the marine contingent in the shuttle bay of Gateway Station. Every refugee shuttle was a potential horror show these days, and this one had radioed a medical emergency while they were in ascent from Earth. Lieutenant Stephens spoke into his headpiece, "Control, do you still have voice contact with the occupants?" The response was inaudible to the others, but the officer said, "All right, we're a go!" With that, the airlock door was cycled, and a fire team of marines went inside, rifles at the ready. When the inner door to the shuttle opened, the marines rushed in.

Rodriguez waited while the marines checked out the interior. The other passengers were all shuffled out of the shuttle and moved to a quarantine room. Finally, a sergeant stuck her head out of the shuttle and nodded to the doctor and his team. The team went in and were lead to where a woman was lying unconscious in one corner of the passenger cabin.

"Was she unconscious when you entered the compartment?" asked one of the medical techs.

"Yes," said the sergeant with a slight glare. "The other passengers said she collapsed on the ride up." She apparently didn't like the implication that the marines had injured her.

The tech finished his scan. "OK, she's not implanted." The tension in the shuttle dropped slightly. "She's also stable, so let's get her onto the stretcher."

Rodriguez waited until they were in the station medical facility before starting his examination. It wasn't long before he was very, very confused. Half-an-hour later, he was contacting the station commander.

"Colonel Petrov, I just completed my examination of the passenger who collapsed on the shuttle," said the doctor.

'Is there something I need to be concerned with, Doctor?' asked the commander with a mild Russian accent.

"The woman was infested with a xenomorph, Colonel," said the doctor.

There was a pause. 'The initial report from the shuttle said she was not infested.'

"By the time she got to the station, she was no longer infested," answered Rodriguez, "and before you ask, yes, she is still alive, and no, the xenomorph was not alive when the shuttle docked. It somehow died in transit."

'How is that possible, Doctor? Was this woman just incredibly lucky?' asked the colonel.

The doctor snorted. "She undoubtedly was incredibly lucky. However, I need to do a lot more investigation before I can even pretend to have an idea of what happened."

There was a more extensive pause on the line, and Rodriguez could hear the commander speaking with somebody else briefly. When the colonel came back, his tone had changed. 'Doctor, go ahead and do your investigation. We're getting some very strange reports that may be related.'

"Anything that can help me get started?" asked Rodriguez.

'I'm not sure, Doctor. Let me know what you learn.' The line closed without further comment.

"All right," said Rodriguez to his team. "Do a draw for a full blood series, and let's run a complete 3D sensor scan -- MRI, CAT, sonogram, penetrating infrared, refractive lipodensity and active neurologic." They had a lot of work ahead of them.

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Tomas cracked open one of the reinforced shelter doors after the sun had crested over the horizon in Quito. In his hands, he gripped his shotgun a little too tightly. Heading out in the morning was always a risk, and not everybody made it back. The extraños sometimes waited around to catch people leaving the shelters in the morning, and the bastards had gotten smart enough to destroy the external cameras a week ago.

He pushed the door open. The interior door was already locked shut as a safety precaution. Even if he were killed, the shelter wouldn't be compromised. The sunlight shone against a puddle on the asphalt, and there was no movement. Even the rats and pigeons fled or were killed by the extraños. Raising the shotgun, he stepped out. As he turned, he noticed something and jumped back in a panic, firing the gun on reflex.

There was a large, black corpse of an extraño right next to the damned door. The shotgun blast punched a crater into the top of its exoskeleton, and Tomas screamed as he was splashed with blood from the wound. He kept screaming for a good ninety seconds, until he realized that he wasn't burning from the acid. Then he noticed that it didn't smell very good. After a minute of trying to absorb what was happening, he went to examine the corpse. There was no sign of what had killed the monster.

There were no signs on any of the other five corpses scattered around the shelter, either.

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Freddie was breathing heavy. Every single fucking nest-run like this was a nightmare waiting to happen. Somebody had to go into the drainage pipes, basements and tunnels of Chicago and flush out the xenos before they infected more people, though, and that someone was the goddamned United States Army, and Freddie was a private in that same army. Lucky him.

Sergeant Prescott was leading them into the basement of a department store that had closed long before the xenos showed up. Freddie didn't know why they hadn't just dynamited the fucking building, but probably the owner still knew somebody important. There had been some disappearances nearby, which these days often meant the start of a xeno infestation, with the rare exception of somebody using the crisis to take care of somebody they wanted killed. Humans were kind of assholes that way. Regardless, it needed checking out by somebody with enough firepower to have a chance of taking on a nest.

At the foot of the stairwell by the basement entrance, the sergeant motioned for two of the squad to take up position. The lights in the whole building were out, so the only illumination came from tactical flashlights. The shifting shadows constantly seemed to move in his peripheral vision. Freddie's job this time would be to rush in after the initial entry. He had to admit, Sergeant Prescott was a badass. He was first into a room as often as he delegated that to one of his men, and there was always a good reason for his choice. This time, Prescott himself pushed the door open quietly and slipped inside with the two other soldiers as backup. Freddie waited for the go signal, but instead, after a full minute or two, the sergeant's voice came back with an unexpected, "CLEAR!" The soldier exchanged a surprised glance with Michaelson and Cho before lowering his gun from ready and heading into the room after his NCO. At first sight, he started to quickly raise his gun, profanity on his lips, but he stopped moving when his sergeant yelled, "Hold!"

There were maybe a dozen eggs on the floor, but once he stopped to look, he could see that they looked...off. They normally looked creepy as fuck, what with the moisture and the moving of the skin as the facehugger shifted. These eggs were different. They almost looked dried out, like raisins in the sun.

"What the hell?" muttered Private Cho out loud.

Prescott kicked one of the eggs with his combat boot. It cracked open, and an obviously dead facehugger fell out. "They're dead," said the sergeant, stating the obvious. Even if he was feeling stupid, Freddie wouldn't have called him on it.

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'Officials have confirmed that, so far, all of the aliens discovered in the last three days have been dead. They caution, however, that the emergency is not yet officially over, and that citizens should still remain wary of going out at night, and should still report missing persons to authorities as soon as possible. We also have reports from Mass General stating that they have treated several patients who claim to have been infected, and yet those patients are no longer hosts for the parasitic aliens...'

Metis switched off the radio feed. "Well, it sounds like it worked perfectly."

"Did you have any doubts?" asked Ianthe with a smirk. Admittedly, the combination of micro-organisms beamed into the Earth's atmosphere had a complex lifecycle. First, a bacterium designed to neutralize the acid from a xenomorph's blood had to build up to a certain density. The bacteria fed on the acid and created a mild base as a waste product, which also helped neutralize the dangerously acidic blood. Once enough of that base was present, the two viruses released would act. The first would act on an infected xenomorph, quickly paralyzing the creature and stopping respiratory functions. The second infected humans, triggering a massive immune reaction against any xenomorph tissue present in the body. This could lead to severe fevers, unconsciousness, and other side effects...but nothing more lethal than having an alien parasite tear its way out of your rib cage. The combination of the two viruses quickly broke down the xenomorph tissues in infected humans. For adult xenomorphs, the result was a speedy death.

"How long will your bio-agents continue to work?" asked Ripley.

"Earth will be a death trap for xenomorphs for years, and anybody infected will be immune to implantation," replied the purple lizard. "Unfortunately, the main xenomorph virus won't spread off Earth...at least not easily. The micro-organisms are all designed to perish with normal household cleaning products."

"How is that possible?" asked Jimmy. "If cleaning products can kill them, then how could they possibly survive in one of those things long enough to kill them?"

Metis smirked. "It's possible because that is exactly what they were designed to do. Family bioshapers are quite adept at that."

"I guess this counts as a successful test of the cross-dimensional drive system," said Miles. It had been strange to watch, cloaked, as the earlier version of the Ship of Fools appeared near Earth, then vanished again. They had been in orbit for several days already while Ianthe created her brew of xenocidal contagions, but they couldn't do anything that might alert their past selves lest they create a paradox. Miles knew the Department of Temporal Investigations back home would have had a fit about it despite their precautions, but the Family wasn't willing to wait any longer than absolutely necessary to deploy the anti-xeno organisms.

Mission accomplished, they jumped the ship back to Mars orbit of the Family's home dimension, and then they jumped into their warehouse hideaway. After a full week in another reality, they returned only an hour after they left. The wormhole drive easily passed the test.
 
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The Wonderful Lizard of Oz
For anybody who hasn't seen it (which you probably have, as I told you to read T/V before reading this), here are the combined threadmarks for the Lizard of Oz Omake in mpPi's thread.

We're Off to See the Lizard...
...the Wonderful Lizard of Oz
She Really Is a Wonderful Liz...
...If Ever a Liz There Was!
If Ever, If Ever a Liz There Was...
...the Lizard of Oz Is One Because...
...Because, Because, Because, Because, BECAUSE...
...Because of the Wonderful Things She Does!

Edit: I put this in here on the off chance that it got missed (e.g., you're skipping the omakes embedded in T/V), and because this was my first multi-part T/V omake, the success of which inspired this one.
 
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Chapter 21: Preparations
Chapter 21: Preparations

"Welcome back to the BBFO Center for Multiverse Renovation!" said Metis merrily. Four members of the Family, plus Dragon, Randall, Kevin and Linda were meeting with the eight dimensional expatriates in the expanded back room of the BBFO offices. The area was configured as a nice, outdoor amphitheater, complete with sunlight, butterflies and birdsong. "Your one-stop shop for timeline readjustment, workshops on better communication and playing nicely with others, and practical application of percussive maintenance to chronic human and inhuman resource problems!"

"Stop that!" said Ianthe. "You're freaking out the humans."

"Don't worry," said Linda said to the newcomers. "You get used to them after a while."

"I'm sure that's true," said Daniel Jackson with a small smile. "Nevertheless, Metis does touch on what we're here to discuss with the Family. Some of our group," he said, glancing at Taylor, Harry and Peter, "suspect that you may be able to help us with problems beyond just getting us back home and cleaning up our immediate engagements. I don't want to presume too much, so let me just ask if that's in line with what you're willing and able to consider?"

Saurial leaned back against her tail-friendly chair. Kevin had been poking the chair earlier, trying to figure out how the lizard had created the hybrid bean-bag/straight-backed chair with heat and massage functions. "We were actually wondering when you would realize your opportunities here," said the lizard girl. "We, of course, have some ideas, but we were serious when we offered you a position as local experts on your individual realities."

Varga, sitting on his tail in the form of Raptaur, added, "While we are perfectly willing to take unilateral action when necessary, we find that working in concert with like-minded people who have a stake in the outcome tends to have better results."

The crew of the Ship of Fools exchanged glances with each other. Then Daniel said, "We took the liberty of doing some research and cross-checking each others' work. The results are on this thumb drive," he continued, holding up the ubiquitous data storage device for this universe. Metis went over to Daniel and took the drive, putting it into a storage compartment for later review. She then said, "We'll look over this and see how it compares to our plans."

"You already have plans in place?" asked Miles. If he was honest with himself, the ease with which the Family had dealt with a planetary infestation of xenomorphs was a little disconcerting. Acting on a planetary scale was apparently trivial enough an undertaking that they could do so with a few hours of prep time. Taking the time to actually think about issues in their home realities was just prudent in the face of that much power.

"We have...outlines of plans," replied Saurial. "Obviously, no plan survives contact with the enemy. We do have immediate plans for certain preparations, as well as some additional work related to intelligence gathering."

"What do you need us to do?" asked Xander Harris.

"We want you to work with us on firming up our plans for each of your realities," replied Saurial. "We also want you all to take a short vacation."

"I think I would really rather get started on dealing with the xenomorphs in my reality," said Ellen Ripley. "You understand why I'm concerned?"

"It's understandable," said Jimmy Olsen, "but I think you're forgetting something. We spent a week or so in that alternate version of your universe, and got back an hour after we left."

"Time is flexble," said Xander Harris. "When you've got a time machine, you've got plenty of time to take care of business."

"It's not quite as simple as that, but there is a lot of truth in your statement," agreed Varga. "Care must be taken to avoid paradox, and major changes to timelines can have drastic personal consequences."

"But you do have time for what we have in mind," said Ianthe. "You all have stress-related issues that will take some time to work out. We would like you to spend some time with a group that can likely help with those issues." Some problems were beyond physical healing, after all.

"Who and where are these folks?" asked Harry reasonably.

Saurial grinned. "They're actually folks that Daniel has met before."

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Six months before Anubis's attack on Abydos...

The Ship of Fools exited the wormhole above a garden world. From orbit, it appeared to be completely uninhabited, with no signs of cities or civilization. That was actually far from the case. Saurial beamed down to the surface alone.

Interestingly, the planet had a wide variety of terrain. Unlike in the television show, it was not entirely a clone of the woods around Vancouver. Saurial actually beamed down to an area of rolling hills covered in wildflowers.

"Do you feel that?" asked Varga silently.

'You mean that spatial manipulation, covered by a massively powerful cloaking and SEP field?' replied Taylor.

"Yes," replied Varga. "I believe we are next to a major population center."

Out loud, Saurial said, "We just want to talk to you. We have some friends who could use some of your wisdom."

Saurial felt something shift, and a voice from the side said, "You are more than you appear to be. I sense a dual intellect, distinct and yet joined."

Raptaur appeared next to Saurial on the hillside as Saurial addressed the newly-present being. "You're correct, Antaeus. My name is Taylor, and this is Varga. We share this form." If the Nox was surprised at being recognized, he gave no sign of this.

"It has been a very long time since we have encountered one of your kind, Varga. I hope your intentions are peaceful?" asked the Nox.

Taylor felt Varga's surprise. "You have encountered my kind before? That would indeed have been long ago. My purpose now is different from those you would have known of old."

"I see." said Antaeus, with a weight that suggested more than simple acknowledgement. "You are welcome here. What wisdom would you seek?"

"We have new friends," said Saurial, "who come from other realities. Fate has not been kind to them."

"Fate is not kind or cruel. It simply is," countered Antaeus.

Saurial smiled, and then shifted form to appear as Taylor. "That may be true," said Taylor, "but they could use help in dealing with the consequences of their pasts."

"Of course," said a voice from the side. Taylor turned her head to see Lya standing where nobody had been before. "The Nox are always willing to help those who seek peace, even if it is only within."

Antaeus's face appeared neutral, though Varga could sense a slight air of...not exasperation, exactly. It was more a sense of tolerance of the quirks of a good friend? "Of course," said the male Nox.

"Will you be staying as well, Varga? It would be good to discuss things from long ago," suggested Lya.

"Someday, perhaps, though not today," replied the demon.

"We have some things to do, first," said Taylor, "including paying a visit to some old friends of yours."

Lya smiled. Some of them would undoubtedly be happy to meet them. Others...not so much. It would be good to see some of the mistakes of the past corrected, or at least addressed. Nothing risked complacency more than immortality.

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"All right, it's almost lunch time," said Randall into his low-profile communicator. Interestingly enough, Starfleet did have sub-dermal communicators for covert work. They just didn't use them for day-to-day operations.

'We'll keep track of you. We can beam you out if necessary,' came Kevin's voice.

"Hopefully, that won't be necessary," replied Randall. He finished his coffee and tossed the cup before exiting the coffee shop. He needed to cross the street to get to his target, a large office building housing analysts working for the National Intelligence Department, or NID. Randall was dressed in a business-casual slacks and button-down shirt combination, with a pair of fake eyeglasses and an ID badge on a lanyard. He looked like one of a thousand different government workers making their way around Washington, D.C. on their lunch break. The NID office was not far from the embassies on Massachusetts Avenue, a high-traffic road cutting a diagonal path relative to the compass rose through the capital city.

Infiltrating the office was surprisingly easy. His badge got him in through the security gates on the first floor. A little device provided by Leet got him through the code lock on the secure server room. His manner of polite boredom and air of familiarity let him walk past the real employees of the agency without a second glance. A quick review of the server racks identified an open USB port. He put the thumb drive into the port and Dragon's program started loading. It only took a minute, and then the red light on the device turned to green. He pulled the drive and slid it into his pocket. Leaving the server room, he went to the restroom and entered a bathroom stall, and said, "I'm done. Pull me out." The data analyst washing his hands at the restroom sink didn't notice the slight glow from inside one of the stalls.

In geosynchronous orbit, a stealthed satellite was picking up a stream of data coming from the NID's isolated server farm, including a copy of all of the data from the SGC and Area 51. Another program was collecting data from the publicly accessible Internet for later cross-reference and analysis.

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Xander was whittling small bits of wood off of the thick branch he had found. The wood was fairly easy to work...like pine, but with a really interesting dark grain. He was getting a feel for what the wood wanted to be, letting his hands work automatically to get it closer to realization.

"You're an artist," said one of the pair of Nox who were observing him. They were a boy and a girl, Nyla and Maius. He wasn't sure if they were brother and sister, boyfriend and girlfriend, husband and wife or just friends, but they had taken an interest in what he was doing when he found the branch in the nearby woods.

"I'm a craftsman," he said.

"What is the difference?" asked Maius.

"I like to think that I help the wood become something. Back on Earth, sometimes I help build things that people want. Sometimes, I just try and feel how the wood is shaped. I mean, its just wood, but maybe there's a purpose behind how it grows," answered Xander slightly absently.

Nyla looked up from his hands to his face and said, "If you're a craftsman, then why do you fight?"

"I fight to protect my friends," he said automatically.

"Do your friends need protecting?" asked the boy.

Xander thought about that. In terms of fighting, Buffy was obviously superior to Xander. He wouldn't say she needed protecting in the strictest sense. Willow had also grown powerful, and in truth he wasn't really worried about her in that way anymore. "It's more that they need somebody to help keep them grounded," he said after some hesitation. His hands began to streamline the shape he was carving.

"You care about them," said Nyla, "and you want to be there for them."

"When they let me," he replied a little bitterly.

"They try to protect you, too," she said. "Do you think they feel the same way that you do, sometimes?"

That was an interesting question. He got annoyed with them for being overprotective. Did they feel the same way about him at times? He wasn't sure how much of it was a trust issue. Some of it may have to do with upbringing, and they all had abandonment issues.

"You had to decide what to do long before you could know who you are," said Maius.

Xander stopped working with his hands for a moment and really looked at the two Nox. "How old are you two, again?" he asked, despite being sure that they hadn't said.

Nyla smiled. "We are very young, as the Nox reckon such things." It was an answer that didn't seem like a real answer. Xander remembered one of Daniel's stories. If he remembered correctly, the Nox had called human civilization on Earth young. His hands began to work again as he pondered whether it was worth pressing for a more explicit answer. He decided against it.

"We all had to take on responsibilities early. Our home was dangerous, and we were some of the few who could see the danger," he said instead.

"Did somebody force you to take on these responsibilities?" asked the boy.

He considered that. "Buffy was, to an extent. She was called as a Slayer. Somehow, somewhere, the powers decided she would be a champion."

"And you?" the boy prompted.

He remembered back to what happened with Jessie. "I don't think I was forced, but I know I would make the same choices if given the same circumstances. That, at least, is part of who I am." A dorsal fin was starting to take shape on the top of the carving, though it was still coarse in outline. "I wouldn't be happy with myself if I stood by and let others get hurt."

"You hurt those who threaten people as a way to help?" asked Nyla in a voice that sounded skeptical.

Xander chuckled. "It's more like I throw myself in their way, and sometimes they stumble," he said self-deprecatingly.

"Why are you carving that wood?" asked the girl in an apparent non-sequitur. "Isn't that branch better as fertilizer for the growing trees?"

Xander looked at her. "That's not the only thing its good for," he said.

"Interesting," was all the girl said in reply.

Xander continued to carve as he thought about the conversation. The two Nox continued to watch, letting him think.

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Saurial and Raptaur appeared in a high-tech corridor. The air was filled with a mechanical clicking sound. A host of spider-like automatons were moving with purpose through the bowels of the Asgard science cruiser. "What do you think of this?" said Saurial, visualing a cluster of ball bearings created with pre-imparted momentum.

"That should work. Let's try it," answered Varga.

A cluster of hundreds of ball bearings appeared in the center of the corridor and immediately exploded outward like the blast from a claymore mine. The robotic insects were shattered into discrete blocks by the kinetic force.

"That works, but it isn't really practical over long distances," thought Taylor.

"Let's find another cluster of Replicators. I have another idea."

The two of them relatively quickly found a room filled with the insectoid robots. Varga quickly explained what he was thinking.

"Hm..." said Saurial. She worked through the mathematics and created the necessary warping. The Replicators in the room shattered with a slight screeching sound, but the walls of the room also bent outwards. "Whoops?" said Saurial.

"Also effective, but slightly damaging to the surroundings. I'm not sure the Asgard are going to care in this case, but we should work on that," said the larger lizard.

The two of them moved through the ship under Assassin's Cloak, slowly tearing the invading robots into component parts. The queen in the engine room was obviously wary, but didn't seem to have any way of sensing them or protecting itself when the geometry of the space between its component parts twisted in a non-Euclidean fashion.

"What about this?" asked Saurial, envisioning an additional step to the method of destruction.

"That's very good. Limit the twist to the extra-dimensional aspects of the connecting energy," considered Varga. In the next spot of infestation, Varga tried Taylor's suggestion, and managed to disassemble the Replicators inside without touching the room itself. "There may be some problems in hyperspace or at warp, but this seems to work." Varga proceeded to apply the warping effect to the rest of the ship. All over the craft, bits of neutronium and other advanced alloys showered to the deck.

The two reptiles made their way to the ship's bridge. The door opened upon their approach. Inside, one of the grey Asgard waited patiently.

"I am Idunn of the Asgard," said the short alien. "Are you two responsible for the defeat of the Replicators on my ship?"

"Greetings, Idunn," said the smaller lizard. "I am Saurial, and this is Varga. We noticed your ship was in distress, and came over to lend assistance."

"I must thank you, then, as I was preparing to destroy this vessel to keep it out of the Replicator's hands. May I inquire as to how you were able to defeat the Replicators so readily?" asked the Asgard.

"We twisted the space holding the extra-dimensional reflections of the binding energy between the Replicator components," explained Varga.

"Fascinating," said the alien. "I would be very interested in seeing the device used to accomplish such a feat."

"It's an innate ability of our species," said Saurial, "but I'm sure we can work out a technological way to generate the same effect." If nothing else, she could sick Leet and Dragon on the problem.

"We would greatly be in your debt," said the Asgard.

"No debt necessary. In fact, we may be able to help you with another problem," said Saurial.

Idunn blinked at them. "What would that be?"

"We encountered a human named Daniel Jackson. He has apparently had contact with a member of your race named Thor?" explained Saurial.

"Yes, I am aware of Supreme Commander Thor's interaction with the humans of Earth," said Idunn.

"When he learned of the abilities of our biosculpters, he shared with us the issues you are having with your cloning technology. One of our biosculpters is an expert in dealing with such problems, and would like to be allowed to assist you." said the larger reptile.

Idunn looked at them, considering the suggestion. "Such an offer would have to go before the Asgard High Council. They would want to understand more of what you are offering."

"Ianthe is on board our ship at this moment," said Saurial. "We would be happy to have her explain things in more detail."

"Your ship?" asked the Asgard. Idunn touched one of the control panels, moving a control stone to a different setting. "Interesting. Your cloaking technology is quite sophisticated. Do you know the Nox?"

"We are acquainted," said Saurial, "but our technology is our own invention, with some concepts borrowed from other species."

"If you are willing, I could bring you to the Asgard home-world, Othala, to see the Council," said Idunn.

"How long will it take your ship to reach the Ida galaxy from here?" asked Varga.

Idunn paused to check some of the readouts. "Given the damage from the Replicators, it would take most of an Asgard day."

"Would you allow us to bring your ship with us to Othalla? I believe we can make the journey much more quickly than that," said Saurial.

"You have an intergalactic hyperdrive?" asked the Asgard. Very few races had that capability, and Idunn thought the Asgard knew all of them.

Saurial shook her head. "We use a wormhole drive, not hyperspace. We find it to be a faster method."

This time, the Asgard's eyes widened slightly at the revelation. Idunn began to hope that these reptiles might even be able to help them with their cloning problem. "If that's true, then yes, I would appreciate it if you could bring my ship with you to Othalla."

"We will return to our ship and be on our way momentarily," said the larger reptile. He then said something in another, unknown language, and the two reptiles disappeared.

Idunn double-checked the shield status. The shields had indeed come back up after the Replicators were destroyed. His two visitors had just teleported out of an Asgard vessel with raised shields. The coming meeting with the High Council now looked like it would be quite fascinating.

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"Did you know that your parasite is increasing your level of aggression?" asked Lya.

"My...parasite? I didn't know I had parasites," said Taylor worriedly.

"You have the ability to subsume the minds of invertebrate animals into your consciousness," explained Lya.

That sounded like... "You mean my power?" asked Taylor.

Lya smiled. "Your power is caused by a parasitic extra-dimensional entity linked to your mind. It's what gives you your ability. It also has the affect of increasing your aggression level."

"Why would it do that?" asked the teen, concerned.

"I can only speculate," said the female Nox, "but one likely reason is that it encourages you to use your power. It is also possible it is an unintended side effect, but it seems to increase when you go for longer periods without directly accessing your ability to control invertebrates. Of course, you've only been here for a few days, so it may be an incorrect conclusion."

"Can you stop it from doing that?" asked Taylor.

Lya appeared to consider it for a moment. "We could. We could also teach you to recognize it and manage its effect. That would have benefits in other situations, as well. Does your mental state change when you're using your power?"

Taylor thought back on her experiences. "I can push some of my emotions into my swarm, and they're muted and easier to control." Thinking back to what Jimmy said on the Ship of Fools, she added, "I'm also able to multitask based on the number of insects I control. I can control each one individually and simultaneously."

The Nox woman regarded her for some time, then said, "We will teach you some mental exercises. I think they will help you gain better control. Can you tell me how you got your abilities?"

Taylor sighed. If she was going to share her trigger with somebody, she couldn't think of anybody who was more likely to be considerate and caring about it than Lya. In the short time since she had arrived, Taylor had been greatly impressed by her.

"It started when I got back from summer camp..." began Taylor.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

"I'm just saying," began Kevin, "that the whole idea of a flying aircraft carrier is kind of off. I mean, it's cool, but why not have launch bays like a spaceship?"

"It's designed to land on the ocean," said Linda.

"Yeah, but why does it have to do that?" he insisted.

'Guys, can we have this conversation after I've planted the program and made it off the Triskelion?' came Randall's voice over the communicator.

"Sorry, man. Hey, you're almost to the computer core. The Skeleton Key I made you should get you inside." Leet was thrilled with the idea of an electronic lockpick that could work with many different kinds of locks, and he was more thrilled when he actually built it.

"I could build a flying aircraft carrier," said Linda with a grin.

Kevin glared at her. "I know you could, but why would you want to?"

"'Caus its damned cool," she said.

Kevin spoke into the communicator. "Hey, man, you there yet?"

There was no response.

"Randall?" he prompted again.

'Wait,' came the quiet response.

Kevin looked at Linda, who shrugged.

'All right, I'm inside,' said Randall.

Linda asked, "What was the hold up?"

'I was walking by Captain America. I didn't want to draw attention,' was the response.

"You SAW Captain America, like in person? Goddamn it, I need to go on one of these missions," complained the tinker.

Randall said irritably, 'All right, the program is loaded. Beam me out of here.'

Linda operated the teleporter and brought their comrade back to the ship.

"How was it?" asked Linda with a grin.

"It was freaking AWESOME!" said Randall with a manic smile.

"GODDAMN IT!" muttered Kevin as he left the room.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

"You can get Bonea out of my head?" asked a shocked Harry Dresden.

The male Nox, Julius, simply nodded. His partner, Kaileana, added, "We can, but your friends in the Family asked us to wait while they produced a gift for you. Do not worry, you're in no danger."

"A gift, said Harry, momentarily distracted from the other news. "What kind of gift?"

"I believe they were going to provide a container for the spirit," explained Julius.

Harry was surprised, if only slightly. "While I appreciate the thought," he said, "I really think I need to craft the container myself." The act of creation would help him bond with the spirit.

"I do not believe you need to worry," replied Kaileana. "Varga is well aware of the criteria needed. I believe you'll be impressed."

Harry considered that, and thought about what he knew of the lizards. "All right. If that has to wait, then what's next?"

"Tell us of your deal with Mab," said Julian.

Dresden winced. "I would prefer not to say her name out loud."

The female Nox actually giggled at this, and her laugh sounded like the soft sound of a gentle breeze mixed with merry bells, like the world's most amazing wind-chime. "You needn't worry, Harry Dresden. Mab has no access or sight into our home."

"How can you be so sure?" he asked, still cautious.

"She has tried to look before without success," she said. "Now, share with us this bargain..."

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

"What may I do for you, Taylor Hebert, Varga and Sarah Livsey?" asked the man clad in elaborate mystical robes. The fact that he was speaking to what appeared to be two giant lizards didn't seem to phase him.

Saurial glanced at Metis. "We prefer Saurial and Metis when we're out and about like this, Doctor. By the way, those are nice true name wards."

"Thank you," he said with a polite smile. "Now Saurial, Metis, how may I help you?"

Saurial proceeded to explain about Harry Dresden and Xander Harris, and the types of worlds they inhabit. Stephen found it interesting that they weren't looking for assistance getting them home.

"Harry fights things similar in many ways to the things that seek their way into your Earth, but he is trapped in a bargain with the fae," said Metis. "Xander's lot is different. He serves as the emotional core of a group of monster slayers. His best friend is one of the most powerful magic users on his world, but she is very young."

"We had some ideas," added Saurial, "but we wanted to run them by an expert in multidimensional magic."

"I take it you're not from this universe, either?" asked the mage.

"No, but we do have a mutual acquaintance, Peter Parker," said the smaller lizard girl.

Dr. Strange's eyebrow rose. Spider-man had told him about his extra-dimensional jaunts, but he hadn't mentioned Saurial and Metis. The wizard said as much.

"That's because he hasn't met us yet," said Metis with a grin. "He will in, say..." she glanced at the clock on the mantle, "about sixty-three hours?"

With a frown, Strange said, "That's somewhat dangerous."

Saurial laughed. "It isn't, as long as you can refrain from talking to him in the next day or so."

He thought about it, then nodded. "Very well. Let's go into my study, and you can tell me your ideas."

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"What happened to you was an abomination," said Anteaus.

"I'm not going to argue with you," said Miles. "I certainly didn't volunteer for it."

"I have called for Lya. When she gets here, we are going to remove these false memories," said the older Nox with a frown.

"Er...is that safe? No offense," replied O'Brien.

"It is completely safe, Miles," came Lya's voice from behind him, startling him.

Miles turned his head to look at her. "It's just, Ianthe offered the same thing to me, but she seemed unsure how effective it would be," said Miles.

"Miles O'Brien, the Nox helped the Asgard when they developed their cloning technology. We are very familiar with memory, and we can tell the difference between real ones and false ones," said Antaeus, not unkindly.

He thought about it. It would be good to not have night terrors anymore. He had woken poor Keiko up too many times, and he had worked too many shifts while still tired, keeping himself going with raktajino and coffee.

"All right," he told the Nox. "What do I have to do?"

"Simply lie down, Miles," answered Lya.

He put his feet up on the bed and lay back against the pillow. He was about to ask what was going to happen next when he fell asleep.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

"OK, just keep it cool," said Kevin as he waked down the path.

'Just relax,' came Randall's voice over the communicator. 'You're just a cadet on your way to deliver a message from the Academy Groundskeeper to the Starfleet Quartermaster's office.'

Leet had the replicated uniform of a cadet, as well as a PADD with said message, and a little something extra from Dragon. In theory, this was about as safe as an infiltration could get, which is why Randall had let him take this one. He was geeking out HARD at the idea that he was really in Starfleet Headquarters in San Francisco!

"I know, but this is SO awesome," he replied.

As he passed into the inside of the building, he marveled at the interior. The halls were decorated with amazing works of art depicting the wonders of the galaxy. Down one hall was a series of memorials for those who died in service to Starfleet during the various galactic conflicts, with the latest one still being etched. Busy personnel hustled back and forth, performing whatever tasks they had been assigned.

"Cadet!" called out a loud voice.

Kevin turned his head, then jumped to attention. "Admiral!"

"What are you doing here, cadet?" asked the man wearing the uniform of a Starfleet Admiral.

He had prepared for this, and replied, "Message for the Quartermaster from the Groundskeeper, sir!" He held the PADD forward in case the admiral chose to inspect his orders.

"Huh. How's Boothby doing these days? I knew him back when I was teaching at the Academy," said the admiral.

"He's doing well, sir!" That seemed like a safe thing to say.

The admiral looked him up and down. Apparently, nothing was out of place. "Carry on, cadet. Tell Boothby that Owen Paris sends his regards."

Leet's eyes widened a bit as he recognized the name, but he quickly said, "Yes sir, I will sir!"

He quickly found the Quartermaster's office after that encounter. Thumbing the control to turn on the broadcast of Dragon's program to nearby wireless receptors, he quickly left and made his way into a restroom. It was shockingly mundane, but he wasn't sure what he expected. With that, he signaled the ship and was beamed out.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

"It's not so bad," said Peter. "I mean, don't get me wrong -- I miss my wife a lot. This trip has been kind of a vacation, though. Being a hero is tiring, and you never know when something is going to crop up and ruin your vacation plans."

The small group of Nox children gazed up at him. "Why do you wear a costume?" asked a small, pixie-like girl.

"I catch people who commit crimes," explained Peter. "They don't want to be caught, so if they knew who I was, they might threaten my friends and family to keep me from catching them."

"What are crimes?" asked a shy-looking boy.

Peter stared at him for a moment. "Um...on Earth, we make laws about what you can and can't do. Like, you can't take things that don't belong to you. When you break the law, you're committing a crime."

A second girl, this one taller and more willowy, asked, "What if you ask permission before you take something? Is that a crime?"

"No, if you have permission to take something, then that isn't a crime," explained Peter.

"Why wouldn't you ask permission?" asked the shy boy, emboldened by Peter's willingness to answer previous questions.

"Well," he said, hesitating slightly, "a criminal might not ask because the owner can say no."

Another boy, this one who still seemed to have some baby fat around his face, asked, "Why would you take it if the owner said no?"

"Because...he may want to sell it, or use it, and he doesn't care about the feelings of the owner," explained Peter.

The willowy girl said, "That doesn't seem very nice. Are there a lot of people like that on your world?"

Peter nodded. "Far too many, really."

"Why do you want to go back, then?" asked the first boy.

"I want to go back," said Peter, "because my wife is there and I love her. My friends are there, too." He thought for a moment. "Also...I can help a lot of people there every day. I can keep the not nice people from hurting the nice people."

"That seems really important," said the pixie-girl.

Peter smiled. "Yeah, I guess you could say it is."

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

"Of course I'll help," said Dragon. "Bishop helped save them all. We need to find out if he's got any programming that might force him to work against them. I thought his pod didn't eject from the ship, though? Just Ripley's?"

'That's true,' said Metis over the phone. 'But Ellen has asked us to investigate what happened, so it would be remiss not to have our artificial intelligence expert along to help.'

"Weyland-Yutani constructed the androids, so he may have some hard-coded obedience routines. Hopefully, we can come up with work-arounds for anything we find," said the tinker.

'Thank you. I'm not sure what the timing is going to be yet, but I'll let you know. We're still doing a lot of prep work. Meeting with some more esoteric experts, doing data collection, and so on,' said the black lizard.

"Just let me know. Also...I was wondering..."

'Yes?' said Metis.

Dragon paused, slightly embarrassed, before asking, "Is there any way I could meet Commander Data?"

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Anteaus and Lya looked at the body lying on the bed. "I am not sure how we can correct this...or if we can correct it," said the older Nox.

"His reality has fragmented so many times," agreed Lya. "There is no starting point. We need to speak to the Family and tell them."

"This may be beyond any of us," warned Anteaus.

"Perhaps, but that is still to be determined," said Lya firmly. Anteaus nodded.

Jimmy Olsen slept on, unaware of the conversation. He dreamed of home.
 
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