Omake: HE COMES!
The Master Biologist looked out on the vast cavern filled with breeding chambers. It had taken a lot of effort to obtain the sample they needed, but the creature known as Doomsday had served as the progenitor of a new army, and they would be ready soon. After that, the Guild would lose their grip on his people, and the Family and their allies would fall. The Master allowed himself a small smile.
It was at that point that an alarm began to sound. His assistant brought up the sensor report, and cried, "The
Equestria! It's here! Somehow they found us!"
"What?" said the Master Biologist. "Impossible! My army isn't ready yet. Release the xenomorphs from stasis!"
There was a massive booming sound, like something falling from a great height.
"It's too late..." said his assistant.
It began quietly at first.
"I love you, you love me..." The song continued, getting louder and louder. The Master Biologist could feel his will sapping. How could he have planned to hurt his friends? He would never do something like that! The heavy tread grew louder and louder, as did the song. Eventually, HE appeared.
"WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!" The song ended.
A tear fell from the Master Biologist's eye. "I love you," he whispered.
The purple dinosaur looked at him and his assistant.
"YOU TWO HAVEN'T BEEN VERY NICE. YOU NEED TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY."
The Master Biologist and his assistant both fell to their knees. "I am sorry," he said, with the same words coming from his assistant a half-a-second later. "Is there anything I can do to earn your forgiveness."
The giant reptile looked at the two of them with a hungry compassion.
"I FORGIVE YOU, BUT I AM SOOO HUNGRY. CAN YOU REMOVE YOUR ARMOR?"
The Master felt like a fool. Of course, he needed to remove his armor. If he offered himself while wearing it, well...it would get in the way.
"CAN YOU SING THE SONG?"
The Master Biologist began singing softly, smiling as he watched his friend begin to eat his assistant, starting at the legs. He was pleased to hear him singing too...for as long as he could. You had to keep singing for as long as you could, after all.
* * * * *
"Did you have to send HIM?" asked the dark alicorn on the bridge of the starship.
"You know what he had planned, Luna," replied her sister.
Luna frowned. "You couldn't have just turned him to stone, Celestia?"
Celestia stamped her hoof. "You know that never works for long, and besides, HE was getting hungry again."
"I still don't know what Ianthe was thinking," muttered Luna. "Purple reptiles can't be all bad, my rump."
Celestia just sighed. "Just take us home."
The
Equestria waited long enough to retrieve a certain purple dinosaur, then broke orbit.
Author's Note: I briefly toyed with making this part of the Ripley-verse epilogue, but it just came out to be both too crack-fic and too dark...