Jet Set Rabbit
Cream loved making flower crowns, she could spend hours looking for the perfect flowers to make an extra especial one for her mother...
She was starting to think she should find a new flower picking spot.
Sure it's good because it's close to her house, but this would be the second time something happens when she goes looking for flowers!
The first time, her mom and herself got kidnapped by Dr. Eggman, sure it got her to meet some of her best friends ever, but it was still a very scary experience. And now, when everything seemed to be going well, what with Dr. Eggman not having appeared since the whole planet conquest -which was also very scary by the way!- she decides to finally return to the flower field to make some crowns for her mother and Amy, and then it suddenly sounds like the world shattered and she was in the middle of a park with no signs of Cheese, Chocola or Gemerl!
After talking with some people, she found out she was in some place called Tokyo-to, and that it was ruled over by an evil business man who controlled the police.
Why was it that the government kept disappointing her!? First they called Mr Sonic a criminal by confusing him for Mr Shadow, then they couldn't even slow Dr. Eggman during his conquest, and now they're forcing people to live exactly like this Mr Goji says! She was starting to think all those PSAs at school about trusting the police were lying to her.
So now she was sneaking through alleyways, doing her best to avoid the police while trying to find a place to hide, remembering what Amy had taught her about being in unknown territory during those months under Eggman.
Don't make yourself known until you have a place to hunker down or an escape plan.
So, she keeps her ears peeled for any police activity while searching for a good place to hide, and boy was it difficult! Those guys were everywhere! It seems they were constantly checking inside of abandoned places in search of "Rudies", whatever those were, meaning that finding a good hiding spot was proving to be a hassle, by this point she was contemplating hiding in the sewers! Oh she really hoped it wouldn't come to that.
On her next letter to Santa she would ask for a phone, cause she really wished she could call her mother, Amy or any of her friends really, probably Tails though, since he had a plane, she didn't think anything here could stop the Tornado from picking her up.
Her ears perk up as she sees a police car stop near the entrance of the alley, and with a flap of her ears, she quickly enters a half open window, peeking her eyes out, letting out a sigh of relief when the officers get out and go in a different direction, things were finally looking up!
"Hey who are you and what're you doing in our base!?" A rough voice says as a hand suddenly grabs her by the base of her ears, turning her around and dangling her in front of a group of human ladies wearing sport wear with a broken heart symbol on their chests standing in an... Office? She was going to guess an old office, since the space reminded her of the Chaotix's office, even if way bigger, just as dusty though.
...of course the one place she enters without properly checking has people in it.
Bringing a fist to her mouth she clears her throat and does what her mother always told her to do whenever she accidentally inconvenienced someone, be polite and apologize.
"*ahem* hello, my name is Cream the Rabbit" she lifts her skirt a bit in as good of a curtsy she can while being dangled, the ladies blinking in confusion at her lack of fear "I was merely hiding from the police, I didn't know this place was occupied, and as such I apologize for intruding without being invited, please release my ears so that I might leave"
The ladies look at each other, trying to figure out what to do before eventually all turning to another lady who looks more or less the same as them, except with a mole, said lady approaches Cream and leans into her face "oh yeah? And how do we know you're not working with them eh!? How can we be sure that the moment we let you go you won't just tattle to the cops about where we are?" She demands, poking a finger into Cream's forehead.
Closing her eyes with a huff, Cream lifts one finger "first, it's rude to point" she slaps the hand away, the lady flinching and cradling her hand, more in shock than anything as Cream lifts another finger, "second, I'm six years old, I'm too young to have a job in law enforcement" lifting a third finger while some of the ladies murmur about the reveal of her age, she opens her eyes "and third, just because I'm
asking politely, doesn't mean I'm
incapable of forcing you to release me, I simply dislike violence and would prefer to avoid it when possible, so? Would you
please let me go now?"
Silence, there was complete silence as the ladies looked between Cream and the lady, wondering what was going to happen as cream folded her hands in front of her, awaiting a reply.
The apparent leader continued cradling her hand for a few seconds, her gaze fixed on the seemingly fearless six year old who wouldn't even reach up to her hips if you didn't count those freakishly large ears, needless to say she wasn't happy.
With a snarl she approached again, leaning into Cream's face "nobody messes with the Love Shock-!"
*Smack!* *Crash!*
The Love Shocker suddenly found herself flying backwards and crashing into the wall courtesy of a kick from the little rabbit, sliding onto the ground as Cream swung herself forwards "well like miss Rouge says" then swung herself backwards into the belly of the Rudie (cause now she was pretty sure that's what these ladies were), who was still stunned at seeing her boss fall like that, and as such, couldn't react in time to stop her awkward kick, and was sent onto her back, letting go of Cream to hold onto her stomach as the rabbit landed daintily on the dusty floor "if the bullies don't listen to reason,
make them listen!"
And so saying she curled into a ball as the rest of the Love Shockers charged, launching forwards into the legs of one and into the chest of another one as the first fell, uncurling she flapped her ears, sending herself upwards to avoid the swings of two Love Shockers who had armed themselves with pipes, the unexpected dodge surprising them enough that they couldn't stop in time to avoid striking each other, going down along with the one who got struck in the chest.
She headed for the window, almost reaching the catwalk it was on top of (did offices have catwalks? Maybe this wasn't an office then) when a trio of Love Shockers slammed it shut and jumped towards her with a cry of "bring her down!" As they latched onto her waist and legs laughing maniacally as they did.
Laughter that lasts about five seconds as they noticed that they weren't going down, with a gulp one of the Rudies hanging onto her waist lifts her head to stare into Cream's unamused eyes "so umm, why aren't you going down?" She asks, a hint of desperation in her voice.
"I've carried heavier cats" is all Cream says as she then starts to
spin, the Love Shockers now hanging on for dear life as the spin gets faster and faster, their friends on the ground level looking on in helpless shock as their fellow Love Shockers scream in terror.
"Ahhhh! Mommy!!" "I didn't sign up for thiiisss!!" "Woooo! Faster kid faster!!!"
Well, two were screaming in terror, the one holding onto her legs seemed to have given up on the fight and was just enjoying the ride.
Then everyone else screamed in terror as Cream descended, still spinning and sending Rudies flying as she used the trio hanging onto her as blunt weapons, rushing through the whole space till she suddenly stops, the trio going flying from the suddenness of it and crashing through some boxes.
Painting slightly and a little dizzy, Cream closed her eyes and took a deep breath before opening her eyes and patting down her dress to get rid some dust, her gaze passing over the unconscious or cowering Love Shockers before letting out a hmph and walking towards a door and testing the handle, and seeing it unlocked, let out a smile as she opened it and walked outside.
"
Freeze! This is Tokyo-to's police department! You're all under arrest!"
And so it was that in the jailhouse, some of the other inmates stared in confusion as in a singular cell, a whole group of Love Shockers crammed themselves as far as possible to one side of their cell, the reason?
On the other side, a small anthropomorphic rabbit stood with her arms crossed, a pout on her face as she glares at the Rudies.
AN: I have no idea where this idea came from, it was originally going to be Cream meeting the GGs and hanging ou, but then my muse said nah and turned the Omake into a Sonic Battle level.
Vanilla didn't raise no b**ch, and if Cream can lift both Big and Amy at the same time, a trio of Love Shockers isn't bringing her down.
